In our Langhua China, as soon as the word "chengguan" is mentioned, I am afraid that it will immediately touch the sensitive nerves of many people, and even directly make people have the urge to scold. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Yes, our Huaxia Chengguan has already officially gone abroad, and the world knows the "style" of Huaxia Chengguan, and the heroic posture of the spirit is definitely not comparable to ordinary people.

Lend me 3,000 city management and restore my mighty China;

The sword points to the west of Tianshan and the north of the Black Sea;

Zhanggong on Lake Baikal and enjoying snow on Sakhalin Island;

Visiting the Indochina Peninsula and worshipping ancestors in the ruins of Tokyo.

Huaxia urban management, invincible!

See God kill God, meet Buddha and kill Buddha!

Punch the princes of Europe and kick the Citi of North America!

Up can fight the plane, down can second tank,

Enter the sea to destroy the aircraft carrier, fly into the sky and hit the satellite.

Chengguan is a paramilitarized ~ organization ~ organization secretly developed in our country, which manages cities in peacetime and tempers guerrilla tactics; in wartime, it can be incorporated into the regular army, and it is an excellent reserve army that can charge, reconnoitre, guerrilla, endure hardships, endure hardships, and fight hard.

According to the secret report of the United States~5~Jiao~Da~Lou, the Huaxia Chengguan team is a terrifying paramilitary ~organization~ organization with huge potential, which can fight around the clock with a broken van or pickup truck alone. (Our country solemnly promises that it will never be the first to use the power of urban management to carry out military ~ affairs ~ sanctions ~)

After being captured, a foreign fighter plane recalled:

"Before the plane crashed, I always thought it was attacked by ground-to-air missiles, but later I learned that it was a bamboo pole in the hands of the Huaxia chengguan; when the flying bricks and countless fists and kicks that could not see the way fell on us, I really couldn't imagine that the people who came were a group of soldiers trained by the chengguan! Oh my God! Spare me! I don't want to face them, they are demons from hell. No, I'd rather face the devil than them! You know, they're Huaxia Chengguan!"

With the bamboo pole in your hand, you can directly bomb down foreign fighter jets, and you can bring down countless enemy elites with your bare hands, and produce a powerful sustainable deterrent effect.

It can be seen from this that the combat effectiveness of our Huaxia city management is absolutely unprecedented.

An excellent chengguan must first have such an unswerving belief, and they will solemnly swear before joining the company: "After I become a qualified chengguan, in my eyes, if the British and American special forces are dust, then our Huaxia chengguan is a sandstorm!"

Today, Xu Le, as a former king of special warfare soldiers, is very fortunate to have seen the huge deterrent and lethal power of the chengguan!

The two pickup buses stopped suddenly, the chengguan didn't need to speak, and the chickens and dogs jumped near the hospital!

Countless hawkers began to pack their things briefly with anxious faces, and then fled as quickly as they could.

No, to be exact, only a few were able to get away with it.

Because, a large number of chengguan swooped out with lightning speed!

And a leader of the chengguan wearing a crooked hat, sitting on the co-pilot with a golden knife, his face full of perseverance and coldness, holding a high-pitched trumpet, very keenly and very decisively commanding his brave and warlike sons!

"That one, that pancake fruit in the west, that one with a towel on his head, is starting a motorcycle, hurry, get on, stop him, yes, tear him, drag him down, want to run, don't have a door! I have seen you several times, I must catch him this time!"

"That turtle in the east is running so fast! The little rabbit cub is flexible! Get him down for me! The young man is hot, put out the fire for him and then speak!"

"Hey, hey, the old man in the west is pedaling a tricycle, leave him alone, he can't run, and his feet can still pass the engine faster? Get the old lady next to him first! Yo he! A family? The old couple set up a stall together? If the monk runs away, he can't run to the temple, grab one and take the two! Get him!"

"Who's that guy in the east, who's that! Hurry up, catch that kid, yes, it's him!"

“……”

There is no doubt that the head of the urban management sitting on the pickup truck, watching all directions and listening to all directions, is a very competent, very qualified and excellent commander!

Every command he gave was incomparably precise, accurate, and accurately caught one hawker after another.

And the young, energetic, and strong chengguan army under his command carried out his orders very thoroughly, carried them out very vigorously, and without much effort, in an instant, they caught countless hawkers.

This sudden "encounter", with the cooperation of efficient command and super execution, completely defeated the guerrilla tactics implemented by ordinary hawkers in the way of "blitzkrieg".

As the saying goes, the road is one foot high, the devil is one foot high, the guerrilla tactics of the hawkers have been used for decades, since the eight years of anti-Japanese resistance, we have long been our powerful Huaxia Chengguan army, see through everything, the hawkers have no power to resist.

Including Lu Zi'an, a hawker who had an old relationship with Xu Le, was also very helplessly captured by the city management easily.

Lu Zi'an is begging bitterly, he sells vegetable pancakes here every day, this three-wheeled motorcycle, is all his source of income, but also all his sources of livelihood, and it is also a guarantee for him to make money to pay for his mother's medical expenses.

Maybe there are always people who look down on these hawkers, always think that they can't get on the stage, in fact, as long as they are willing to endure hardships and do whatever they want, it is definitely much better than eating dead wages, if Lu Zian goes out to work, it will be three or four thousand yuan a month, and he has to be controlled by others, and he has no time to take care of his mother, but he sets up his own stall to sell vegetable pancakes, and he is willing to endure hardships, he can earn four or five thousand yuan a month, and he can also have enough time to take care of his mother.

Of course, in advance, he can't be caught by the chengguan, he can't be fined all day, and the motorcycle can't be confiscated all the time!

In fact, Lu Zi'an has already confiscated three motorcycles, he really has no spare money to buy them again, if this motorcycle is confiscated by the chengguan again, he will officially declare bankruptcy.

In other words, this motorcycle is his life~root~son!

Lu Zi'an grabbed the motorcycle, didn't let the chengguan drag it away, and begged bitterly.

A big man, young, is the age when he wants the most face, but Lu Zi'an is for his motorcycle, in broad daylight, facing the strange eyes of everyone nearby, begging bitterly, eager to grab the ground with his head, that scene is pitiful, sympathetic, and sad.

However, those chengguan don't care about these at all, their job is to drive away unlicensed vendors on the streets, and they don't show mercy at all, no matter how pitiful Lu Zi'an is, they are always expressionless.

In the end, the city management was furious, scolded, and a group of people surrounded Lu Zi'an in the middle, punching and kicking for a while!

Xu Le was originally reluctant to meddle in things, but when he saw this scene, he finally couldn't help but become angry.

"Stop!"