Bian Xuedao began to concentrate on studying the announced national examination positions.

Screening one unit at a time, filtering one condition at a time, and then he realized that this was really a chore.

After two days of busy work, he finally sorted out a text, and the positions stored in it were all positions that were in line with Shan Rao's gender, education, major, etc., and it took another afternoon to narrow down the scope, and finally showed the text to Shan Rao.

Shan Rao is determined, resolutely does not watch or choose, and does not do questions every day, just watching TV.

Shan Rao told Bian Xuedao: "Whatever you choose, as long as I am allowed to enter the examination room, anyway, I will go through a passing scene." ”

Shan Rao's attitude is resolute, and she can only choose while learning the Tao.

In the end, under the influence of a little selfishness, Bian Xuedao chose an unattainable unit: the middle X department.

This year, the X Department recruited a total of 6 people, of which 4 required to be employed in the society and have work experience, 1 required a master's degree, and only 1 position required a bachelor's degree in journalism, with no gender restrictions.

Originally, Bian Xuedao was still difficult to choose between the middle X department and another unit, until one day, when he visited the forum where the national examination candidates gathered, a candidate posted his registration serial number in the forum and asked everyone, "Do you think I still take the test when you see this serial number?"

This person applied for the undergraduate position in the X department, and the last few bits of his serial number were 0815.

At the beginning of Bian Xuedao, I didn't know what it meant for this person to ask "whether to take the test or not".

It wasn't until the person who followed the post interpreted it that he knew that this serial number meant that 815 people had signed up for this position. There are still 3 days to end the registration, and looking at this trend, at least 1,000 people are vying for a position.

Bian Xuedao immediately decided to apply for this position for Shan Rao.

Since Shan Rao has decided to do a show, it is better to do a full set of acts.

With such an awesome unit and so many people competing, it's normal to not be able to pass the exam, and under such a position, Shan Rao's family naturally won't have any ideas, at most persuade her to take the exam again next year.

By next year, Bian Xuedao has graduated, and at that time, the two of them will live together, and everything will be easy to say.

So, Bian Xuedao used Shan Rao's identity information to officially report to the X Department of the Middle School.

Shan Rao listened to the unit that Bian Xuedao reported to her, and she knew what kind of caution Lu Dao was thinking about Bian Xuedao, but she didn't mind, she was just tired of being in Bian Xuedao's arms, squinting her eyes and saying, "You think so much that I will be by your side?"

Bian Xuedao nodded and said, "Of course." But then again, why is the eldest aunt so inkblot this time, and she still doesn't leave?"

Shan Rao was just about to sit up straight and repair while learning the Tao when her mobile phone rang.

Seeing the number, Shan Rao made a silent gesture and picked it up: "Mom, miss me?"

As he spoke, he walked into the East House.

The atmosphere that was so easy to cultivate is gone.

What made Bian Xuedao even more depressed was that Shan Rao's parents had come to Songjiang, and Shan Rao had been with them for several days.

There are no days around Shan Rao, and Bian Xuedao feels that life is like a year. So he returned to the embrace of 909, attended classes with everyone, ate in the cafeteria together, and ordered takeout together.

Soon after the start of his junior year, Kong Weize rented a computer outside the school, rubbed the network cable with Li Yu, and as long as the school gave electricity, he began to play H movies.

As soon as he got off the H movie, Li Yu was stuck like a slideshow playing online games.

No matter how you say it, it's useless, and you can't help but rub the net for him, so Li Yu cursed him: "Go to the restaurant ****, go back to the bedroom to watch a movie, you will die sooner or later." ”

Kong Weize has good movies in his computer, and the whole floor knows it.

is close to him, and there is an endless stream of copying. Kong Weize couldn't stand it for a long time, mainly because of the copies of others coming and going, which delayed the consistency of his movie-watching.

But if he locked the door and didn't open it, it would be rumored the next day that Kong Weize had made love with the fifth girl in the bedroom yesterday.

So, he made a rule, copy the piece, one fruit at a time.

He doesn't pick either, just the fruit.

But the statement in "one at a time" is too big. A watermelon is also a watermelon, and a kumquat is also a too. If you take too much, you feel a loss, if you really take a grape, no one will be embarrassed to enter the door.

Gradually, there were a lot fewer people who came to copy the films.

The people of 909 praised Kong Weize: "I have reconciled with the yin and yang of the boss lady for a period of time, and I have increased my wisdom!"

When others came to copy the film, Kong Weize felt annoyed, and Li Yu was even more annoyed.

One day, Kong Weize returned to the dormitory and saw two apples next to his computer.

Open the D drive and click on the [World Observation: Into Japan] folder.

…… It's empty inside.

Kong Weize was immediately stunned.

Hurriedly click on the [Japanese Level 4 Listening] folder again.

…… It's still empty inside.

Then click on the [AAAAA Scenic Area] folder——

It's still empty.

After the last, he dug out the hidden folder [Brother Dao Zhan]......

It's also empty......

Kong Weize was so grief-stricken that he rushed out of the dormitory, stood in the corridor and yelled: "Who got on my computer copy and cut it?"

Returning to the dormitory, Kong Weize asked Yang Hao in the dormitory, "Who came to our dormitory just now to copy the movie?"

Yang Hao also just came back and said, "I didn't see it, I just came back, and when I came back, I saw two apples on your table." ”

At the same time, Bian Xuedao, Li Yu and Chen Jian, each with a popsicle, sat sideways on the parallel bars.

Chen Jian asked Li Yu: "Lao Kong won't find out that we did it, right?"

Li Yu said: "No, he has more than 100 people a day to torture that thing, you look at him, just eat the fruits that he has changed, and he has eaten too many vitamins, where can I find out?"

Bian Xuedao said: "Are you too ruthless, you even turned out the hidden folders, brother Daozhan, it's really a shame that he can figure it out......"

When a few people returned to the dormitory, Kong Weize was still staring at the computer in a daze.

Hearing the news, more than 20 groups of people came to comfort Kong Weize, and at the same time clarified that he didn't do it himself, saying that he was definitely not so lacking in common sense and morally corrupt.

In order to adjust the atmosphere, Chen Jianzhang Luo played "run fast".

When everyone discussed what to talk about winning or losing, Bian Xuedao proposed a fresh method: those who win pay money, and those who lose drink Coke.

Seeing that everyone agreed, Li Yu called the small supermarket outside the school and asked him to send two boxes of Coke up, with a shipping fee of 20.

At the beginning of the handful, everyone drank very coolly, after 10 rounds, they couldn't drink, playing cards, playing tricks, just to not drink Coke.

Later, Bian Xuedao thought of a way again, if you don't drink it, if you don't want to drink, if you lose, you can't drink it, and you will pay 3 times the price to redeem it.

As a result, he couldn't live because of his own evil, and Li Yu advanced money to buy the Coke, gloating for a while, and let him pay for half a box of ransom.

Yang Hao also lost along with him, with more than 100 yuan in his pocket, and he lost it all after a while.

Yang Hao said: "I still have money in my card, so I owe it first." ”

Everyone disagreed.

Chen Jian said: "In this way, after the lights go out, you make three harassing phone calls to the girls' dormitory, and it will be written off." ”

At this time, in the dormitory of Eastern Sen University, no matter what price you install, you can't see the caller number.

Therefore, Chen Jian's proposal, no matter how spoofed, has no real risk. Unless someone can make a phone call to get someone pregnant, or jump off a building, no one will check this.

The lights went out at half past ten in the evening, and it was until 11 o'clock, but Yang Hao still didn't want to call.

Everyone threatened him to strip naked and throw him in the corridor if he didn't fight again, so he reluctantly walked to the window and made a phone call.

Yang Hao vetoed the suggestion to call the girls' dormitory and 603 in the class, and dialed randomly in the number range of the school's girls' dormitory instead.

I have to say that Yang Hao's intensive speech training for more than half a year is still effective, he pretended to be the host of the radio station's urban night talk program, although he was finally recognized, but the chat atmosphere was still good, and the girls who answered the phone thought that the boy who had a crush on the dormitory member was looking for a breakthrough.

The first day was just a fool of Yang Hao.

The next day, it was Ai Feng's turn to be unlucky.

Ai Feng started the game with the mentality of pursuing a quick death.

The first phone call, it went through.

A girl asked in a very dissatisfied tone, "Who?"

Ai Feng said squarely: "Hey, girl, get up and pee!"

"Neurotic!"

The phone hung up.

On the second call, the girl who answered the phone had a very thin voice: "Hey, who are you looking for?"

Ai Feng said: "Someone asked me to help him sing you a song, two tigers, two tigers, in love, in love, both are male, both are male, really ****, really ......"

didn't wait for Ai Feng to finish singing, the girl said "****" and hung up the phone.

The third phone rang and was picked up, and a girl said in a very small voice: "Didn't you tell you not to call the dormitory at this time?"

Ai Feng held his throat and said, "Someone saw that you went to a small hotel with other boys last night, and you tell me who he is?"

The girl was stunned when she heard this, and immediately asked, "Who told you?"

Ai Feng said: "You guess, I'll tell you if you guess right." ”

"You dare to play the old lady, the old lady ......"

Seeing that the other party was furious, Ai Feng quickly hung up the phone.

Although the lights had been turned off and the bedroom was dark, a group of people who were listening to the phone around Ai Feng still gave Ai Feng a thumbs up, and agreed that the boss was very witty, and the phone was hung up decisively and crisply, otherwise maybe any male relative in the family would be **** hard.

On the third day, it was Chen Jian who was arrested.

This guy is eloquent, told a few jokes, made the girl on the other end of the phone giggle, reluctant to hang up the phone, he listened anxiously, and asked his roommate to continue listening.

Feng Shui takes turns, and the day before Shan Rao called to say that he was going back to school, he was playing poker in the dormitory and was arrested while learning the way.

In fact, you can't blame him, it's too bad luck, and it's useless to have the level of a gambling god.

The first phone call, it went through.

Without waiting for the other party to speak, he spoke directly while learning the way.

Bian Xuedao said: "Girl, I had a dream last night, I dreamed of a set of phone numbers, I struggled all day, and now I finally muster up the courage to ......"

Before he could finish speaking, the girl on the phone shouted to her dormitory classmates: "Second sister, the neurotic from the night before called again." ”

…… I can't nag about it.

The second call, it worked.

Bian Xuedao said: "Girl, I had a dream last night, I dreamed of a joke, I want to share it with you......"

Unexpectedly, the girl on the other side was very cheerful, and said with a smile: "Tell me, what kind of jokes?

Bian Xuedao cleared his throat and said: In the morning class, the master was speaking to his disciples, "The name given to you by the teacher is not casual, but the teacher's expectation of you, round, harmonious, and round...... Do you understand?" all the disciples replied, "Yes," but only one disciple remained silent. Seeing this, the master asked the disciple, "Yuanshu, why don't you speak?"

The third call, it worked.

Bian Xuedao said: "Girl, I had a dream last night, I dreamed of a song, I want to share it with you......"

Who knew that the girl opposite was silent for a while, and suddenly asked softly, "Bian Xuedao?"

Bian Xuedao was petrified, and as soon as the girl on the other side opened her mouth, he heard it, it was actually Xu Shangxiu!

Bian Xuedao's mobile phone has the phone number of Xu Shangxiu's bedroom that he inquired about, but he has never deliberately remembered this number, nor has he called. Unexpectedly, I dialed at will tonight, and I actually ran into Xu Shangxiu.

What to do?