Chapter 509: Why Didn't I Discover You Have Charisma?
"You have a charismatic personality?" Xiao Peng's surprise was obvious, as if he had seen a Martian, a little exaggerated: "We have also dealt with each other twice, why didn't I find out that you have any personality charm?!"
"You didn't find the best...... Si Hongchu sighed: "Otherwise, you will fall in love with me!"
As soon as these words came out, Xiao Peng almost threw up, there were a total of four people here, and three of them almost vomited on the spot, this time the coffee was too disgusting.
Zhang Yunru looked strange, thinking that Si Hongchu was joking, but looking at Si Hongchu's serious expression when he spoke, it seemed that he was really worried about being fallen in love with Xiao Peng.
As for Yan Yingqi, she looked awkward, and she didn't care about Si Hongchu's nonsense at all, because at this time, a pair of soft breasts were being held by Si Hongchu. She could feel the masculine aura emanating from Si Hongchu's body, and the two of them sat so close to each other, feeling a little shy.
"I don't like men......" coughed twice, sorted out his emotions, and Xiao Peng said almost defiantly: "To be honest, I think you are not worthy of Yan Yingqi at all." ”
"Who said it wasn't!" Si Hongchu smiled bitterly and sighed: "Yan Yingqi is a flower and a goddess, I don't know how many boys are chasing." I was really touched that she was with me. I heard that Cecilia Cheung and Nicholas Tse are going to divorce, I don't believe in love anymore, but now I start to believe it again!"
"Whether Cecilia Cheung and Nicholas Tse are divorced or not, what does it have to do with whether you believe in love?" Xiao Peng looked at Si Hongchu's expression, somewhat believed these words, and sighed in his heart, feeling that he was too late.
Si Hongchu's helpless expression swept away, and a strange brilliance appeared on his face: "It's also true, the film and television industry is messing with each other, who is doing whom, who is being by whom, who is recognized as a godfather, and which godfather buys a Qi B short skirt for his goddaughter...... What's the matter with us?!"
Originally, Si Hongchu's previous words were very graceful, and he held Yan Yingqi high, which made Yan Yingqi very happy.
But Si Hongchu's sentence was too vulgar, Yan Yingqi glanced at Si Hongchu, and said in her heart: "A hooligan is a hooligan after all!"
Zhang Yunru was afraid that the more Si Hongchu said, the more unreliable it became, so she hurriedly diverted the topic: "By the way, the school is about to be closed, are you going back to your hometown?"
Xiao Peng asked casually: "You are from the Northeast, right?"
"That's right, I'm from a rural village in the Northeast...... Si Hongchu nodded and said: "I am the legendary Phoenix Man, Yan Yingqi is the legendary Peacock Girl, the Phoenix Man counterattacks the Peacock Girl, and many people will watch it when it is made into a movie!"
Si Hongchu said these words a little crazy, as if the ability had acted on his body.
However, soon someone became even more crazy, and it was Xiao Peng.
Xiao Peng sighed: "It's okay that you are a phoenix man, but I am a proletarian man." My mother was laid off, my dad only earned 800 yuan a month by showing people bicycles, and with the help of a relative who couldn't beat me, I finally entered the police force and served an iron rice bowl to support my family. However, the bastards around me are richer than the other, and I have to calculate my life all day long, otherwise one month's salary will not last for the next month. Do you know how hard it is for children from poor families to live, even wearing watches...... Zhang Yunru brought a piece of Patek Philippe, and no one felt that something was wrong. I brought a fake radar, and the next day I was approached by the detachment leader to talk. ”
Zhang Yunru was stunned when she heard this, and asked Xiao Peng very carefully: "Is your watch fake?"
"Shut up!" Xiao Peng glared at Zhang Yunru viciously, and then said: "You talk about the second generation, these bastards, usually arrogant and domineering in society, even if you take all the beauties to the hotel...... I joined the police earlier than Zhang Yunru, and I am still a section member! Zhang Yunru has no skill in size, so he can be transferred from the police station to the anti-narcotics detachment, and he will be immediately promoted to the captain of the first brigade...... By the way, I also said that I was dating with a beautiful woman, you said that I was old, and I didn't even have a girlfriend now, so I could only go home in the middle of the night every day to watch a romantic action movie by myself. I cried and cried and cried and cried and threw toilet paper down the toilet bowl when I was done, watching my children and grandchildren get washed away by the water. You know how painful I feel...... Children, it's not that my father doesn't want you, I really don't know where my mother is......"
Zhang Yunru really couldn't figure out what Xiao Peng was crazy about, when she heard that Xiao Peng had so much slander against herself, she was a little embarrassed, but when Xiao Peng said "furnace tube", she was angry.
Poked Xiao Peng, Zhang Yunru asked dissatisfiedly: "What's wrong with you?"
"I'm normal!" Xiao Peng suddenly grabbed Zhang Yunru's hand and said word by word: "Yunru, please, marry me, this is my only chance to counterattack!"
"You...... You ......" Zhang Yunru was stunned for a moment, and then broke free of Xiao Peng's hand: "You are crazy!"
Yan Yingqi's eyes widened, just now she thought that Si Hongchu was disgusting, but now she found that Si Hongchu was actually very honest and cute. Although Si Hongchu was crazy just now, the pickle girl is just a pickle girl, and he doesn't have so many crooked thoughts. This Xiao Peng is different, he is a soft rice man.
Xiao Peng wanted to catch Zhang Yunru's softness again, but Zhang Yunru didn't give it a chance at all: "In public, I hope you will be respectful." ”
Xiao Peng could only give up, folded his hands, and said with a sad face: "Yunru, please, let me counterattack!"
"What counterattack is not counterattack, I don't understand what you are talking about, and I can't marry you. Zhang Yunru said as she spoke, glancing at Si Hongchu and Yan Yingqi, her expression very embarrassed.
Si Hongchu's face was expressionless, as if he hadn't seen anything.
Yan Yingqi opened her eyes wide, looked at Zhang Yunru, and then at Xiao Peng, and didn't know what to say with her mouth half open. Originally, she asked Si Hongchu to come out to talk about something, but she didn't expect to see such a play.
"Even if you don't marry me, then ......" Xiao Peng swallowed his saliva and plucked up his courage to say: "You reward me with a shot, I haven't had sex for a long time."
I lived, and I faced one every day
Doe furnace tube, my body than Tokyo
It's hot and hot, it's hard to drip!"
Zhang Yunru couldn't help it, raised her hand and slapped Xiao Peng, then stood up and told Si Hongchu and Yan Yingqi: "I'm sorry, I still have some things, so I'll leave first." ”
Xiao Peng covered his face and sat there stupidly, at a loss.
Si Hongchu coughed twice and whispered to Xiao Peng: "Officer Zhang is a good woman, Officer Peng should not miss the opportunity!"
"Huh?" Xiao Peng seemed to wake up from a big dream, jumped up, and hurriedly chased after Zhang Yunru: "Yunru, I don't remember what I just said, what's going on......
Si Hongchu is very good at using abilities to rectify people, Xiao Peng is not the first victim, and he is definitely not the last.
Yan Yingqi didn't know what was going on, and took a long breath: "This Officer Peng looks quite normal, why did he suddenly go crazy?"
"You don't know this......" Si Hongchu looked at Yan Yingqi and said with emotion: "All people who look normal have an abnormal heart!
"See what you just did...... I think you have a point. ”
"I'm not surprised by what happened just now!" Si Hongchu said, looking down at the time: "It's not early, we should go back to school." ”
"I ...... I have something to tell you!"
"What's the matter?"
"Do you like Ling Fei?" Yan Yingqi seemed to be about to talk about the matchmaker, but her voice gritted her teeth.
Si Hongchu looked at Yan Yingqi with a wry smile on his face, and sighed: "We are just ordinary friends. ”
"Really?"
"Of course, it's just that if she likes me......" Before Si Hongchu finished speaking, he saw Yan Yingqi's body tremble, and her face became nervous, which made Si Hongchu doubt in his heart: "Does Ling Fei like me?"
In order not to irritate Yan Yingqi, Si Hongchu hurriedly added: "Of course she can't like me!"
Yan Yingqi's eyes erupted with anger: "Why do you say that?"
Si Hongchu said for a long time: "Because I'm not her dish!"
"You're so unconfident?"
"I'm a dick, where do I get any confidence?" When Si Hongchu spoke, a pair of eyes swirled around Yan Yingqi's body, and finally landed on the two vigorous objects on his chest. Si Hongchu couldn't help nodding secretly, Yan Yingqi's figure is really good, at least this chest has a C cup, swollen, and ready to come out. It's a pity that everyone has worked together for so long, and I haven't had a chance to appreciate it.
What is difficult is that Yan Yingqi has practiced martial arts since she was a child, but her skin is still so white and tender.
It's just that Yan Yingqi doesn't like to be looked at by Si Hongchu like this, and she feels cold all over her body for a while: "If you like Ling Fei, I can help you match." ”
Si Hongchu asked with a smile, "You came out of me today to protect the media?"
"Then you don't care, you just need to answer me, whether you like Ling Fei or not. ”
Ling Fei is really good, if Si Hongchu admits that he likes it, he doesn't know how Yan Yingqi will react. But if he denied it, Si Hongchu felt sorry for his conscience, so he could only perfunctory: "It's all said, everyone is just ordinary friends, what's the point of you being so entangled in this issue?"
Yan Yingqi's face turned pale, and her chest continued to rise and fall sharply: "Why can't you answer me head-on?"
Si Hongchu didn't care what Yan Yingqi said, his eyes fell on his full chest again, and with Yan Yingqi's gasp, the collar of his shirt revealed a deep breast
Groove and a loop lace bra. This made Si Hongchu's breathing suddenly become short, and he said, "It's so big......"
"What's so big?" Yan Yingqi was stunned for a moment, and didn't understand what Si Hongchu meant, but she heard Si Hongchu swallow a mouthful of saliva, and said again: "It's really white......"
Yan Yingqi finally understood what Si Hongchu was talking about, only to see Si Hongchu's pair of thief eyes looking straight at his chest, and when he saw his head bang, he almost fell: "You pervert!"
Si Hongchu said seriously: "I never said that I was not a pervert. ”
While speaking, a drop of saliva slipped down the corner of Si Hongchu's mouth, because the two of them were sitting facing each other, Yan Yingqi stretched her legs a little longer, and it landed on Yan Yingqi's ankle impartially.