Chapter 13: Only Fools Use It
Time passed minute by minute, and under the pull of his own gravity, Yao Xiaobai's original ten fingers were gradually loosened one by one. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
The distance between the strange snake and him was also shortened from fifty meters to less than ten meters.
"Ahh
Suddenly, he exclaimed, it turned out to be Yao Xiaobai's fingers that were tightly clasped together could no longer bear his weight, and his hands were separated.
This hand is a point, and the feet can't bear the weight of the whole body.
The whole person, who was originally fixed on the vine, immediately came to an upside-down posture of planting onions, and directly planted upside down from a height of hundreds of meters above the water.
"Ah............ Ah......h
Yao Xiaobai, who was in his mouth, let out a burst of continuous and miserable roars.
However, screaming, screaming, he got used to it, and thought in his heart: "It's all fake anyway, even if it is eaten by a crocodile, it is better than being bitten to death by this strange snake!"
Yao Xiaobai thought about it, and even had the leisure to use Newton's laws to calculate how long he still had in the center of his mind.
"Assuming 300 meters in the air, the distance = the product of the acceleration in half and the square of time. ”
"Then I have about seven or eight seconds left!"
The crocodiles saw their long-coveted delicacies come down out of thin air, and they don't get too excited.
The entire water surface was boiling, and every crocodile opened its bloody mouth and crowded in the direction of Yao Xiaobai's vertical fall.
Yao Xiaobai in mid-air could see the crocodile's mouth, which was still stuffed with sharp teeth and sharp teeth of minced meat.
The sound of the system came to my ears.
"The eighteen-minute simulation time is up, and this is the end of the simulation environment use of the god-level priest's stool. ”
"Huh! eighteen minutes?"
Hearing this, Yao Xiaobai couldn't help but be stunned for a moment.
"Why is it only eighteen minutes? Isn't it twenty minutes! The system cuts corners, and I'll have to find it to make up for it later!"
He subconsciously pondered.
At this time, it was dark in front of me, and then it was bright.
The crocodile's bloody jaw, the disgustingly slippery, long, hundreds of meters of cliffs, and the vines that once became one were all gone.
As the helmet on his head slowly rose, Yao Xiaobai found that the familiar scene in the previous tin room appeared in front of his eyes again.
"It's good to be alive. ”
He couldn't help but sigh in his heart.
"System, why is it only eighteen minutes of use, didn't you say that it would take twenty minutes?"
"Didn't you say that you are a principled system, and your greatest specialty and principle is honesty?"
Yao Xiaobai forgot the pain after the scar was healed, and after he came out of the simulation scene, he instantly forgot that he had cried his father and called his mother, don't beg the system to shorten the use time.
"What's going on?"
He was unforgiving, and asked the system aggressively.
"Huh!"
The system smiled: "Twenty minutes, not a penny less, just now is a simulation scene that occupies ninety percent of the time, the purpose is to stimulate a large amount of hormone secretion in your body through the horror of life and death and various inner fears, so as to improve your muscle performance ability." ”
"The next ten minutes, that is, two minutes, are also very important, hehe!"
"What are you going to do for these two minutes?"
Yao Xiaobai heard the system's tone of laughter that was not bad and kind, and his heart twitched.
"Stretch massage!" replied the system.
"I know about massage, but what is stretching!"
"Stretch what, give me a good massage and it's over." ”
"No way!"
"Massage relieves muscle pain and prompts faster breakdown of lactic acid build-up in the muscles. ”
"Stretching is also important to promote the recovery of damaged muscle fibers, improve the quality of new muscle and improve muscle flexibility. ”
"I'm a principled system, rest assured, and I won't cut corners. ”
"Now start stretching. ”
As soon as the words fell, Yao Xiaobai felt his whole body tighten, and the feeling of being tightly wrapped in a massage chair and being in turmoil reappeared.
This time, from head to toe, even the two forearms were completely unable to move independently.
"I'm so nervous, what are you doing here?"
"Is the overlord the bow?"
"Hey, hey, enjoy your last two minutes of stretching!"
After speaking, Xiaobai felt that his two palms, as if they were being pulled by something, with two arms, were stunned and formed a side-raised posture.
Immediately after that, the whole hand grasps the fist, only the thumb is outstretched, and slowly turns down.
As he grasped the fist and gradually turned his thumb downward, he felt an increasingly strong tearing sensation coming from the front of his upper arm, from the biceps.
"Ah...... Yes...... Yes...... Ahh
"It's lighter, it hurts!"
The increasingly intense tearing sensation coming from the biceps made Xiaobai can't help it, and he wails and exhales in pain.
"Bear with it! The more it hurts, the better the effect. ”
"How long is it? ”
"It's almost there, it's over a hundred seconds away. ”
"Who told you to insist on twenty minutes of use?"
"I am an honest and responsible system, and I will definitely ensure quality and quantity, and let you enjoy every penny. ”
The system is very depressing.
After hearing this, Xiaobai complained about his character of taking advantage of it when he saw it for the second time in a day.
Finally, after he had counted the Heavenly Gods and Buddhas several times, the two minutes of stretching like a car cracking had finally passed.
"Twenty minutes is up, and this is the end of the use of the god-level priest's stool. ”
The system's voice fell, and the originally tightly closed, pitch-black shell of the priest's stool began to slowly reveal a crack.
As soon as the feeling of tightness and wrapping on his body disappeared, Yao Xiaobai immediately couldn't wait, and ran out of the massage chair in the priest's chair.
After getting out of the priest's chair, he still couldn't believe it, and after slapping himself on the thigh, he confirmed that he really came out of the priest's chair.
"Whew!"
Yao Xiaobai took a deep breath, and the whole person fell to the floor in a five-body posture, motionless.
"I'm exhausted! Nima!"
The system was silent.
After more than half an hour passed, he slowly sat up from the floor with his hands propped up, and began to complain about the system: "You god-level priest stool, it will cost you your life if you use it once, and it will be so expensive at one time, so you can use it stupidly!"
"What kind of bullshit is the world's No. 1 iron pavilion! I think it is better to sell these things in tatters and call it a day. ”
Yao Xiaobai was possessed by the second senior brother in Journey to the West, and he thought about going home all day long.
"Didn't you notice a change in your arm?"
When the system said this, he looked down and realized: "It's true, the whole arm is thicker, and it's cool to look at it." ”
That feeling of swelling reminds the brain of the existence of the biceps brachii at all times.
Although it is still sore, it doesn't seem to be so sore and painful after being lifted.
"There are some specific data on the screen that you have used this time, you can go and take a look. ”