Chapter 241: The Weird Nine Peaks
And after Liu Chen ate the closed door, he reluctantly returned to his room. Then the whole person was stunned. Mom, is this still the room where I live? Liu Chen suddenly felt incredible.
Originally, the dust in this room could be a foot back, but now it is spotless, the wooden floor is translucent, can be used as a mirror, the tables, chairs and benches are neatly placed there, and the teapot is placed on the table cleanly.
"Damn, is it the conch girl who came to help?" Liu Chen couldn't believe that after he had been away for such a short time, this room had become so neat and clean, it was like a dream.
He even deliberately pinched his face to make sure he wasn't daydreaming, and then he sighed: "It seems that being handsome is also beneficial, and you don't even have to clean the room yourself!"
"Phew, it's shameless, if it weren't for Brother Wenshan's mouth, I wouldn't have helped you clean up!" Suddenly, a crisp and nice girl's voice interrupted Liu Chen's fantasy with a hint of dissatisfaction and disdain.
Liu Chen raised his eyebrows slightly, and when he turned around, he saw a pretty woman, that slender figure, ******** covetous posture, that beautiful face like a beautiful jade carved face, and the three thousand green silks that have been scattered in ****, and the appearance of the country and the city is alive.
Seeing that Liu Chen's eyes were about to come out, of course, this was his exaggerated expression, because beside him, which one was not stunning? Even the cold and glamorous Grim Reaper he had seen before was all a gesture of captivity. Although this girl is smart and beautiful, the women she knows are no worse than her, especially her wife.
However, this girl obviously didn't know that Liu Chen was pretending, she saw Liu Chen staring at her with a perverted look, and immediately said dissatisfiedly: "What do you see, be careful to gouge out your eyeballs!"
As he spoke, he gestured viciously, and the little chest trembled, tsk, tsk, very beautiful.
In Liu Chen's opinion, where is the threat? It is clearly selling cute benefits, looking at Liu Chen, his mouth is a little dry.
"Ahem, beauty, come on, let's hurt each other!" Liu Chen said with a wicked laugh.
But the girl was stunned for a moment, and then frowned and said, "Hurt each other, aren't you afraid that I will gouge out your eyes? I tell you, I am very powerful!"
That cute appearance made Liu Chen laugh in his heart, what he said about hurting each other was not fighting, but ...... Ahem, that's what happened, but this girl has lived in the sect for a long time, and she is too simple to understand these things at all, so it caused Liu Chen to laugh. But he still had to pretend to be calm on the surface: "It's okay, if it's you, I'm willing to die, come on, there is a bed here!"
"Forehead......" The girl was stunned again, and then reacted, and suddenly became angry, pointed at Liu Chen viciously, and said, "Bastard, hooligan!"
The girl's cheeks were red with anger, as if the apple was very cute, which made Liu Chen's flirtatious heart rise: "Hehe, men are not hooligans, women don't go to bed." Men don't bastard, the world is going to be finished!"
"You ......" The girl heard this, it was out of breath, and she pointed at Liu Chen, and she didn't have a reason for you. The girl knows what she says, and she will be refuted by the other party, because the other party is a scoundrel, bastard!
She looked at Liu Chen angrily, and then suddenly turned around and pushed the door to leave.
"Hey, don't go, beauty, I'll talk for a while, don't go!" Liu Chen teased with a smile. I don't know why, seeing this kind of simple and cute girl, Liu Chen really wanted to flirt, and when he saw that the other party was so angry that his face turned red, he felt happy, wasn't he teasing his wife like this before?
"Hey, what a nice person, help me clean up, don't bully her next time!" Liu Chen nodded to himself and said, bullying such a cute girl, his conscience is still condemned, after all, do people help him clean up! Liu Chen is not the kind of ungrateful person.
And this is the door was suddenly pushed open, and the girl walked in with a smile with an iron plate: "Give it back to you, no thanks!" and then before Liu Chen could react, he threw the pot suddenly, and then the girl withdrew and closed the door tightly.
Then Zhou Chen saw the dust in the sky, yes, the dust in the sky, more than in the senior brother's room, falling all over the world, staining the entire room, including the bewildered willow dust.
He looked at the iron basin used to hold dust that had just landed, and then patted his head: "Okay, I was wrong, such a simple and lovely girl is used to bully, otherwise I'm sorry for myself!"
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Finally, after his own disdainful efforts, the room was cleaned before sunset, although it was not as bright as the girl, and the floor could be used as a mirror, but at least it was spotless.
After doing this, Liu Chen finally breathed a sigh of relief, sat on the chair, and complained: "Mom, isn't this work done by people, it's actually harder than practice, I really doubt how women can stand this kind of work!"
While speaking, Liu Chen sniffed his clothes, and suddenly showed an exaggerated expression: "Clean up, it actually makes me sweat profusely, I need to take a shower!"
With that, just leave the room. In fact, he is not without sweat and smell, after all, he is also a master, and he will not be tired and sweaty when he does this work. It's just that there was some dust on my body before, so I have to wash it!
However, as soon as he left the room, Liu Chen was stunned, what to say! I don't even know where to find water, this is not a city, there is running water, this is a hidden sect, you have to take a bath or boil water!
Thinking of this, Liu Chen instantly became decadent, with a cloudy appearance: "It's over, it's over, I'm going to die here, ah, my wife, I miss you so much!"
Yes, usually when he wants to take a bath, that girl will help him put the water and prepare toiletries, and from time to time he will have a mandarin duck bath.
But now it's good, not to mention the mandarin duck bath, even the bath water is a problem. This tragic life made Liu Chen begin to doubt life, is his life worse and worse than before?
However, the bath still has to be washed, Liu Chen first came to the second senior brother's residence and knocked on the door.
I saw the second senior brother appear in front of Liu Chen with a puzzled expression, and then smiled: "Is the little junior brother here to live together?"
"No, no, no!" This frightened Liu Chen, cohabiting? I think you want to make a foundation, right? I still have a flowery wife waiting at home, how can I be bent!
He hurriedly waved his hand, and then said with some embarrassment: "Second Senior Brother, in fact, I'm here to ask, how do you take a bath on weekdays?"
When the second senior brother heard this, he frowned, revealing a thoughtful look. This made Liu Chen speechless for a while, I just asked you where you got the water, is it so difficult to answer? Could it be, you have fallen so far that you don't take a bath anymore?
Just when Liu Chen was complaining speechlessly, the second senior brother spoke: "Take off your clothes and wash!"
"Take it off...... Clothes...... Washing!?" Liu Chen heard this, the corners of his mouth twitched, and he asked a little unconfidently. But seeing that the second senior brother nodded, he said with a smile: "Yes, just take off your clothes and wash them! ”
After getting confirmed, I almost didn't have a mouthful of old blood spurting to death. What does it mean to take off your clothes and wash them, is there anyone else who is wearing clothes in the bath? Second Senior Brother, you are a tease invited by a monkey, right?
Liu Chen suddenly found that this ninth peak is really weird, the peak master doesn't care about the disciples, the disciples are more strange than the other, the eldest disciple is away all the year round, and he doesn't know where he died!
The second disciple is an alcoholic, loves men, and looks funny, and his speech is confusing. The third disciple is better than them, but he runs to other peaks every day and steals teachers from other places! Every day, he is beaten like a pig's head.
Could it be that this is the Hidden World Sect? Why do I think it's a teasing alliance? Liu Chen looked at the second senior brother in front of him speechlessly, his eyes were already desperate.
"Second Senior Brother, Liu Chen has retired...... Liu Chen dragged his body that had been frightened by the Jiufeng everyone, and left silently. The disciples of the Ninth Peak had already broken his perception of the sect, and he was really tired now!
Looking at Liu Chen's back, the second senior brother said a little strangely: "Doesn't he take off his clothes and take a bath?"
This is the beautiful female voice in the house who laughed drunkenly: "You stupid, the newcomer can't find water to take a bath, so I came to ask you, big idiot!"
"Oh, I see, I thought he was testing me!" The second senior brother suddenly realized, and then led a jar of wine into the room, and said at the same time: "Speaking of which, don't we have tap water in every room in Jiufeng? This little junior brother is really careless......"
And these, Liu Chen didn't know, after he left the second senior brother's residence, he wandered around the ninth peak for a long time, and finally found a clear lake, took a comfortable bath in it, and then went back.
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"Hey, junior brother, are you there?" Someone knocked on Liu Chen's door, and saw Liu Chen, who was meditating on the bed, get up and open the door, and when he saw that it was Li Wenshan, he smiled and said, "Senior brother, what is the reason for me?"
"You have just entered the sect, you may not know a lot of things, it just so happens that other peaks hold parties, I will take you to see it, so that you can learn from all the senior brothers!" Li Wenshan said this, making Liu Chen secretly happy, is the sect gathering? This is a good opportunity for the younger sister? Just can't take the younger sister, then there is always something to eat, right? These nine peaks don't even have a single rice, and Liu Chen's hungry eyes have already turned into gold stars.
"Senior brother, take me quickly, don't ink, beauties and food can't wait!"