The changes in the starry sky did not attract the attention of the world, and the stars were originally twinkling and twinkling, and it was not unusual to extinguish a few.

At least the little princess of the Gong family and the little young master of the Feng family don't care about these at all, they want the atmosphere under the stars, and they have no interest in the stars themselves. It's enough to light up for a while, and when we get closer, it's best to disappear all of them, so as not to be embarrassed.

The same is true of the prince of Dayan, standing in the pavilion on a hill outside the palace, looking up at the starry sky in contemplation, but thinking about other things in his heart, there is no shadow of the stars.

Brother Yuwen Tailuo Road encountered bandits, lost two daughters of the Mu family, not to mention that he was also injured, in his opinion, it was purely self-inflicted.

Are the Mu sisters so easy to mess with?

Who doesn't know that it is the two female devils, just like the mushrooms in the forest, the more colorful and poisonous they are!

He even suspected that the kidnapping ticket was fake, and it was directed by the two female devils, with the purpose of escaping home!

is still smart, never provokes those thorny girls, life is not hard enough, and he can't afford it.

A few days ago, I went shopping and met the daughter of the Yu family, obediently, when I was a child, the black and ugly stupid girl turned out to be so smart, and so quiet, I was the prince who looked straight and was ridiculed by others, and was scolded by my father when he knew about it.

Originally, it was okay, who knows what evil energy she has committed in the past few days, and her eyes are all shy and smiling, so that the prince quietly inquired about her whereabouts like a thief, and learned that she passed by here when she returned home from a party tonight, and rushed over early to disguise herself as a coincidence.

milk

Milk, if this is going to get out, the image of this prince will be completely ruined!

Anyway, the dog slave surnamed Wen is unreliable, but don't tell your father about it, it's not a scolding thing, you have to tell him again, it's really not good...

The cold light flashed in his eyes, but the tip of his nose smelled the fragrance and the wind hit, and when he turned his head, he saw a shadow strolling under the mountain, and Yuwen Taihao's eyes suddenly went away with coldness, full of embarrassment.

Damn, just thinking about being chic, the ground is high!

No, I remember that the next person reported that Miss Yu has always walked from the mountain, and this pavilion is her resting place, why did she go far away from the mountain today?

Take a walk after dinner, or is the dog slave lying to me?

Yuwen Tae-ho was full of confusion, wondering how to remedy it, whether it would fall from the sky or roll down from the mountain, how could it be like a coincidence?

Yu Yao, who didn't know who was under the mountain, snickered in her belly, she saw someone in the pavilion early in the morning, and deliberately did this after recognizing who it was. Yuwen Taihao saw that she had eyes, how could she not be like this, but the prince was arrogant and arrogant, how could she not be arrogant as a talented woman in the imperial city, except for the sisters of the Mu family, who else in the imperial capital was more talented than her, even if she wanted to, she couldn't let the proud prince succeed so easily, she had to endure it well.

My mother said, this man is no different from a woman, he has to *.

Compared to other places, the night of the 100,000 Mountains is much more eerie.

In the deep mountains of the hundred-legged region, Butterfly Dream flapped his wings and continued to search for something in the forest, until he found a hidden cave in an inconspicuous crevice.

After a while, the sound of hunting in clothes came from far and near, and Li Sinian fell to the ground with a wine jar and looked at Diemeng nervously.

"Inside?"

Butterfly smiled and nodded.

The wine jar suddenly flew into the distance, and Li Sinian grinned widely, scratching his ears and cheeks.

In the cave, cobwebs are covered with bones, and a giant cocoon reaches the top of the cave in the middle.

After a while, the giant cocoon trembled, and the shell wrapped in layers of spider silk continued to bulge, as if something was about to come out of it.

After a long time, an astonishing spider leg finally pierced the cocoon, then a second, and then a third, until the cocoon was so tattered that it could no longer stop what was inside, and an eighteen-legged human-faced spider sprang out.

The lower body has not changed, the upper body gently shakes and turns into a seductive carcass, the towering twin peaks are two points, the well-proportioned lotus arm has no trace of fat, the bewitching face hangs with the ignorance of the first awakening, the beautiful waist is about to hum, the clinker waist has not bounced back, and he was hugged by someone.

"Who?!"

"Wife, it's me!"

"Damn, who are you? How dare you ambush this palace!!"

"I'm your man!"

"Babbling prodigal, I'll kill you!"

"Hitting is kissing and scolding is love, don't you like my prodigal energy?"

"You... Yes... You let go!

"Don't let go, don't let go of death!, you want to kill me, come, kiss one!"

"Get out of here! Hmm.. Help me... Save... Uh-huh..."

The butterfly outside the cave dreamed of the waterfall sweat and twisted its head, not to see the miserable inside the cave.

With a hard sip and another smirk, she turned away with a red face.

Since ancient times, I have only heard of human-faced spiders pounce on people, and I have never heard of people pounce on human-faced spiders, and they are still pounced.

I know you're anxious, but no matter how anxious you are, at least you can make the relationship clear to others?

People wear clothes, but demons don't need them?

What a man!

Thanks to Li Chuyi's absence, he has to bury this old immortal!

What did Xiao Chuyi say?

Oh, old sullen.

Yes, that's right, this thing is a sullen thing!

Thinking of Li Chuyi, Diemeng looked up at the starry sky and secretly prayed in her heart, hoping that everything would be fine.

On the first day of junior high school, do you know, Zhu Sanniang found it, and Li Sinian was overjoyed.

It's just a chicken rice now, it's said that you bought it from the market, it's a little difficult to find, but it's okay, we have time.

We've all made an appointment, and when we've found all the people, we'll settle down and work hard, and one day we'll go to you, and no one will be left behind!

I just hope that everything goes well for you, don't be reckless, and protect yourself is the most important thing.

Somewhere in the Thirty-sixth Heaven, Li Chuyi failed to receive Diemeng's prayer, nor did he protect himself, he was already bullied to death.

"I think the girl is good, or find a girl's fetal body to reincarnate, I really want to try the taste of raising a girl!"

The Taoist priest rubbed his chin very deliberately, Hao Youxiao couldn't straighten up with his three waists, Xiao Erhei also lay on his father and grinned, so angry that Li Chuyi, who only had one soul left, was about to disperse.

"I want to give birth to yourself! The young master was born with a leader, you don't beat my idea!"

The Taoist priest was full of disdain: "It's just an ornament for you, I haven't seen you use it once for so many years, so Xiao girl followed you stupidly, and someone else ran away with someone else!"

The loss is the soul, otherwise Li Shaoxia's face can be bloody, so his soul body is also in a trance, exuding a thick resentment.

The Taoist priest still refused to let him go, and turned his head to squeeze his eyes at Hao Youxiao: "Girl, you have no problem with me turning him into a big girl, right?"

He pursed his lips and shook his head, and then bent down with three more in his arms, and the three in his arms rolled his eyes, and it was about to be squeezed to death.

"Why don't you cast a pig fetus!"

Xiao Erhei suddenly interjected, without heart, lungs and righteousness, Li Chuyi ran away.

"Dead dog, you wait! Wait for the master to come back, if the master doesn't take you into the pot, the master won't be surnamed Li !!."

"Really?"

Old Scourge glanced at him and asked lightly.

When it calls its son a dog, when it is an ornament?

Li Chu was stunned as soon as he boarded.

Why, people are not as good as dogs, what a world!

How can you let go of the opportunity to hurt people, the Taoist priest smiled evilly and said: "Actually, it's not bad, cast a pig fetus, grow up to be a pig demon, and then change your name to Bajie, your kid will become Marshal Tianpeng as soon as he turns into a marshal, domineering!"

Li Shaoxia was extremely sad and indignant: "I... I'm not alive anymore!!"

"Godfather, don't tease him. ”

It's still a daughter-in-law, a daughter-in-law hurts, Li Chuyi was moved to death. It's a pity that the Yin Yang Dao Eye has turned into the soul body, otherwise he would have to express his gratitude with teary eyes.

After laughing for a while, Li Chuyi asked: "Stinky Taoist, where are you going to throw me? Let's say first, I want to be a man, and I am a man!"

"Look at what scares you, how can I change your sex for you because my teacher loves you so much, and you are not a red moon!"

At the mention of the red moon, the Taoist priest's eyes darkened, and then returned to normal.

"I've thought about it a long time ago, let's go find your master first, and if we can find it, I'll work hard as a teacher, and let you be my true son." If you can't find it... Alas, if you can't find it, find a good person to reincarnate, and wait for you to be born and then come to the door to accept you as an apprentice, and the two of us will continue to wander the world, while helping the teacher find a way home, continue to find your teacher's wife. No, there is one more Xiao girl now, it should be our grandfather, anyway, your kid has married someone, this reincarnation is good, hurry up and get down to business, Lao Tzu is still waiting to hold his grandson!"

Hao Youxiao's face turned red, and the three kept moving closer to the direction of the picture.

Li Chuyi was silent, and it took a long time before he whispered, "Thank you." ”

"Silly boy. ”

Knowing what he was thanking for, the Taoist priest rubbed his soul fiercely, and Li Chu screamed in pain, wanting to fight back but had no strength.

Damn, the stinky Taoist priest knows how to bully people, when his son loses a lot!

Seeing the colorful ring on the Taoist priest's finger, Li Chuyi suddenly asked, "Master, if there is a way, will you really strip the big babies from them?"

The Taoist priest said without hesitation: "Of course, those five children are more sensible than you, and Lao Tzu misses them very much! It's a pity that our ancestor can't help it, unless the Absolute Immortal Sword is completely repaired, there is only a little possibility." I think the other path that Master Zu said can be tried, the Absolute Immortal Sword does not have a sword spirit, if they can make the five little things awaken and turn into a sword spirit, it is much better than separating them from the bitter cultivation haha. ”

Li Chuyi thought so, and so did others.

The five little ghosts have a miserable life, if they can turn into the sword spirit of the Absolute Immortal Sword, it is a great blessing.

"It's time for us to go. ”

Walking through a scattered meteorite, the old scourge suddenly said, and the little two black on his back showed a thick reluctance.

"Grandpa Tianyi, why don't you take the big white pig with us, it's too dangerous outside, let's take care of it together." ”

The Taoist priest smiled and refused: "No, I have to find your aunt's whereabouts, and I have to find a good fetal body for this kid, and I have to think of ways to reincarnate Hongyue, a lot of things." ”

Xiao Erhei couldn't, so he had to reluctantly say: "Okay, if you finish your business, you must come to us, and the same is true for those who can't open your eyes, my father and I will always welcome you!"

Rolling up the flame tail and petting Xiao Erhei, the old scourge nodded.

The Taoist priest laughed: "Don't worry, definitely! If there is someone who Lao Tzu can't cut, I will definitely go over to ask you for help!"

After saying that, the old scourge also nodded solemnly, and the two sides parted.

Watching a ball of flames quickly disappear away until it completely disappeared from view, Li Chuyi withdrew his gaze and sighed melancholy.

"Master, where are we going?"

The Taoist priest waved his hand: "Follow the fate!"

"Huh? again?!"

Li Chuyi was speechless, Hao Youxiao was stunned, and the three struggled to leave Hao Youxiao's arms, but they were all rolled up by the Taoist priest's sleeves, laughing and escaping into deep space.

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It's finally over, the mood is very complicated, I will write a summary and testimonial later, thank you for your support all the way, thank you!

PS: Today is not April Fool's Day, this time it's really over (cry!)