Liu Chen lay on the ground and watched Li Wenshan make a move, this third senior brother is usually very sullen, and when he gets drunk, he is crazy to the point of explosion, which is completely different from himself.

Liu Chen tilted his head and saw Li Wenshan riding on the robber, and he slammed it, causing the robber to shout for help.

"Kill you, beat you to death, call you a thin woman, beat you to death, beat you to death. Li Wenshan was very drunk, and beat violently while talking.

Liu Chen was about to laugh like crazy, lying on the ground for a long time and couldn't get up, only to see the robber being ridden by Li Wenshan under his crotch, smashing his body with a fist, so he didn't look painful.

The robber was really scared of being beaten, and began to ask Liu Chen for help: "Please, call the police, help me call the police, someone beat me." ”

"Third Senior Brother, why are you beating people, there are no light women in others. Liu Chen shook his eyes and stood up and pointed at Li Wenshan and said, "Hey, third senior brother, what's wrong with you, two shadows?"

Li Wenshan looked at Liu Chen and said, "You also have two shadows, junior brother......

After speaking, Li Wenshan's face immediately changed: "No, you are not a junior brother, you are Miss Liu." ”

"I'm going, you're thinking she's crazy, aren't you? I'm not. ”

"You are, you are Liu Ruyan, you came to deceive me!hahaha!" Li Wenshan pointed at Liu Chen, and after finishing speaking, he laughed.

Liu Chen also laughed and said, "I'm Liu Ruyan, I'll kiss you." ”

"Well, kiss me, kiss me!" Li Wenshan pursed his mouth, not wanting Liu Chen to really move forward, and said, "Qin Lu, come and kiss!"

The robber under Li Wenshan shouted with a hard face: "Help, help, who will save me, there are two drunks here!"

The robber is about to collapse, isn't it just that he robbed in the middle of the night? Why did he meet two drunks and perverts, one of whom was still riding on himself to play with the other!

He couldn't bear it anymore, the robber struggled, shouted for help to the passers-by, and finally he couldn't help it, shouting: "I'm a robber, come and save me." ”

The pedestrians are very strange, one person is clearly pressed under the crotch, and he actually says that he is a robber?

Finally, a kind person called the police for him, and it took a long time for a police car to stop next to Liu Chen.

At this time, Liu Chen and Li Wenshan were already drunk on the street, Liu Chen was lying on the ground and falling asleep, Li Wenshan was lying on the robbers, the robbers were pressed and couldn't move, their faces were blue and purple.

Seeing the police coming, the robber seemed to be aggrieved: "Help, save me, I'm going to be crushed by him!"

The police were also confused, they had seen a robber, but they had never seen such a hard-working robber, so the two policemen rescued the robber from under Li Wenshan.

Of course, all three were taken to the police station.

Li Wenshan and Liu Chen slept in the house all night, and only gradually woke up in the early morning of the next day, and the robber was locked in another room, and the robber begged for a long time before the police agreed to separate them and close them.

At half past five in the morning, a policeman came in to find Liu Chen awake and asked, "Are you awake?"

Liu Chen touched his head: "What is this place?

The policeman said, "You guys are really good, how can you solve the problem of beating people like that when you get drunk?"

Liu Chen vaguely remembered what happened last night, Li Wenshan rode on a man and shouted loudly, and the man cried and shouted for help.

Liu Chen smiled and said, "What, it doesn't seem like I did it, right?"

"Well, it's the one in front of you!" said the policeman pointing at Li Wenshan.

"That man was beaten and bruised, you can discuss how to compensate!" After the policeman finished speaking, he closed the door and went out.

Liu Chen only remembered that Li Wenshan beat up a person, and he had long forgotten that the person was a robber, and the robber who came to the police station did not admit what he had done last night, he insisted that he was just a passerby, so he was beaten up inexplicably, and he thought that since he couldn't grab the money, it would be better to extort some.

Liu Chen patted his head and woke up Li Wenshan, Li Wenshan was even more confused, and he had no memory of what happened last night.

Li Wenshan looked at Liu Chen very innocently: "Little junior brother, you said that I beat someone last night?"

"yes, I don't know if it's disabled. ”

Li Wenshan glared in disbelief and said to himself: "How could it be? How could I beat someone? Hey, drinking is wrong, drinking is wrong!"

There are still some fragments in Liu Chen's mind, that is, Li Wenshan wants to kiss himself, Liu Chen is excited, quickly shake off these memories, otherwise he will be nauseous and vomit.

"Little junior brother, what should I do now, I haven't been to this kind of place since I was so old, have we been arrested?"

"Well, yes!" Liu Chen nodded.

While the two were talking, someone came to interrogate them, Liu Chen and Li Wenshan were taken to another room, and it happened that the robber was also there, and his blue nose and swollen face looked very funny.

As soon as Li Wenshan saw the appearance of the robber, he expected that he must have beaten this person, and he stepped forward with guilt and apologies, stretched out his hand to hold the man and apologize to others, but the robber was frightened by him, jumped on the chair with a movement, and made a self-defense gesture and shouted: "What are you doing? What are you doing? This is the police station, do you dare to try again?"

Li Wenshan said very politely: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I hit you, I apologize to you, or you can beat me!"

The robber was stunned, how could this person get drunk and wake up a hundred and eighty degree change?

"Hit, hit you?" the robber asked incredulously.

Li Wenshan was full of guilt, he felt that he was sorry for others, he didn't have to lose money, all he could do was let that person beat him.

The robber was not stupid, and suddenly smiled: "Don't lie to me, I'm not fooled, you want to catch the evidence that I beat you and escape punishment, I'm not stupid, I won't beat you." ”

Li Wenshan grabbed the robber and said, "No, you must beat me, you must beat me......

"Hey, hey, uncle, come and see, he's holding me, it's not me going to beat him!" The robber just thought that Li Wenshan was going to blackmail himself, and he was so frightened that he began to scream again.

The robber said in his heart that this person must have some conspiracy, he is threatening himself in disguise, the robber trembled with fright, "Okay, okay, I don't want to compensate, forget about this matter, don't threaten me, okay?"

Liu Chen stood aside and didn't feel funny, he had already seen that the robber was really afraid of Li Wenshan and sincerely begged for mercy, but where could Li Wenshan see it, he thought that people were polite to him.