Chapter 204: Stinky Tofu
Dinis Land has a total of seven theme parks, and Dreamland is one of them...
The night did not resist the enthusiasm of the children, the starry sky was full of children's innocent laughter, on the roller coaster, Yuzu and Dabao sat on chairs, fastened their seat belts with the help of the staff...
"Dad, why don't you play?" Yuzu's face couldn't stop being happy and excited, and he turned his head to look at Lu Jing outside the safety line and tilted his head and asked...
"It's fun!"
Lu Jing shrugged helplessly, it wasn't that he didn't want to play, but there were too many people playing the roller coaster! There were only four seats left, Zi Youxue accompanied Yuzu, and Jiang Yan accompanied Dabao. And he and Zhao Xin'er were waiting outside...
"Daddy is afraid of heights. Lu Jing said perfunctorily...
"Baba afraid of heights?"
Even if Yuzu was a child, he heard that Lu Jing was lying. Just as he was about to say something, the roller coaster started slowly, Yuzu quickly closed his eyes, and Dabao looked curiously left and right.
Click... Click... Click...
The roller coaster rushed high in front of it and left the gate...
"Is it going to take that long?"
Lu Jing muttered, the sign next to him said that it would take fifteen minutes to finish the roller coaster, raised his head and looked at the winding and rugged roller coaster track, smiled dumbly, left the ticket office of the roller coaster, squatted on the ground, lit a cigarette and waited slowly...
The whole Dinis Park is full of people, and most of the children leave the roller coaster in disappointment accompanied by their parents, who are not the ones who have not grabbed the next round of tickets. I was elated and happy...
After a while, the cigarette was snuffed out, Lu Jing took out his mobile phone and boredly flipped through the connotation paragraphs...
Occasionally, I will be amused by the funny videos and jokes in the paragraph, and I am about to cry when I laugh, for example, the police of country M chose to shoot a black man to death in order to prevent him from committing suicide, and he wanted to commit suicide, and you stopped others from committing suicide.
Then they shot him and killed him, and threatened to prevent him from committing suicide???
It's funny to think about...
Ten minutes later, Lu Jing turned off his mobile phone and stood up and walked to the passage where the roller coaster ended. Later, they will take Dabao and Yuzu to eat street snacks, especially Dabao can't wait...
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In the noisy Disneyland, an old man in a beggar's suit with dirty hair walked in slowly, and everyone around looked at the old man strangely, because his eyes were green, and he looked very strange...
Besides, there seems to be no race on the whole earth, whether it is Europeans, Europeans and Americans, or Asians, with green eyes!!
"Lu Jing, long time no see. Ever since you gave up your cultivation to return to this planet called Earth, you never thought that I would follow you, right? Today I want everyone here to bury you!"
The old man said to himself, and the others were even more surprised when they heard it, because the old man spoke neither English nor Chinese, bitter and difficult to read...
"It's an old madman!"
Everyone thought of leaving with their children quickly, for fear that the old man sitting on the ground would suddenly go crazy and hurt them...
"Hehe, a group of ignorant humans, how can you know that I am from a higher civilization of animal !!" Ye Feng said sarcastically, since Lu Jing abandoned cultivation three months ago and left the God Realm, it happened that Ye Feng had just broken through, and he was eager for revenge, almost ruining the entire God Realm, but he couldn't find Lu Jing's figure...
In the end, I learned through Lu Jing's friend Emperor Hate in the God Realm that Lu Jing gave up his cultivation and returned to the earth, and Ye Feng followed him ruthlessly...
"Three months, three whole months I've been regaining my strength. Although the earth's spiritual power is thin and has not yet recovered to one-tenth of it, it doesn't matter, after all, my unique skill is a precision instrument in a high civilization!"
Ye Feng said with a cruel smile, and then took out two lollipops and left in the stall of the street vendor...
Those two lollipops looked like lollipops on the surface, but they were actually two spirit stone bombs!!
Ye Feng is known as an old poison in the divine realm, a master of mechanical manufacturing, not only good at using poison but also good at making all kinds of sophisticated instruments! For example, He Jin's pretending system in the flower shop that day was from him, these two spirit stone bombs disguised with lollipops...
It's enough to blow the whole of Disneyland to ruins!!
"Ten minutes countdown!" Ye Feng's green eyes showed extreme excitement, it was the excitement and excitement of revenge, and his body trembled slightly when he walked, and disappeared into the crowded crowd...
Even he couldn't resist the power of the Spirit Stone Bomb, so he still hid for a second...
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Five minutes later, Lu Jing finally waited at the exit for Zi Youxue and the others, who were finished playing...
"Baba, the roller coaster is so fun!"
Yuzu danced happily, talking about how exciting it was for the roller coaster to slide down at the peak, and her heart was pounding when she was suspended in the air...
"If it's fun, let's eat enough before playing. Lu Jing touched the little head of the grapefruit dotingly, said with a smile, picked up the grapefruit and walked towards the surrounding snack street...
Disney Snack Street is famous, many tourists do not have children, but they often come to Disneyland!
Deep-fried stinky tofu fills the streets, with the aroma of malt, the greasy of fried food, and the smoke of barbecue!
"It's so delicious, I've never eaten this kind of food, it smells stinky and tastes good!" said a foreigner in amazement, stretching out his thumb to the aunt who made stinky tofu and nodding his head...
"Baba, it's so smelly, why does my uncle say it's delicious?"
Yuzu's little face was full of entanglement, and her fleshy little hand pinched her nose, and she was simply intimidated when she looked at the place where stinky tofu was sold. On the contrary, Dabao held the ten yuan given to him by Zi Youxue in his hand, drooling and farting...
"Auntie, I want ten yuan of stinky tofu!"
Dabao's milk said angrily, and there was a light in his eyes, this stinky tofu is Dabao's favorite food!
"Stinky tofu smells stinky, but it tastes good!" Lu Jing patiently explained to Yuzu, but Yuzu shook his head vigorously...
"But why don't you smell good and taste good?
Lu Jing: "..."
The daughter's question also stumped him, who knows why stinky tofu doesn't smell good and tastes good? I'm afraid I have to ask the person who invented stinky tofu! And it seems that girls are naturally very disgusted with stinky tofu...
It's not just Yuzu, Zi Youxue, Jiang Yan and others who are daunting...
"Is it so terrible? Then wife, you take the children, and Dabao and I go to eat stinky tofu. Lu Jing said helplessly, in fact, he also wanted to eat stinky tofu...
But for girls, is stinky tofu really that scary?
(End of chapter)