585.The General Runs Away from Home (4)

Seeing Ao Muyang coming back, a group of children rushed away like the wind.

The general still wanted to chase them, but he couldn't run after a few steps, he ate too much, and his stomach was too big!

Ao Muyang walked over helplessly, beckoned: "What about eating, the head of state and the blessed?" Go, go home with me, eat like this, and wait to go back and have diarrhea." ”

The general refused to leave, and Ao Muyang slapped it on the ass in the past: "Go, why are you still staying here?"

A tourist asked, "Can you ask your dog to take a picture together?" ”

Ao Muyang said: "Tomorrow, it's dying today." ”

On the way back, the villagers saw the general walking back with a big belly and asked, "Yo, what's wrong with the general?"

Ao Muyang smiled and said, "How is it possible, the general is a male dog." ”

"Your general is planting everywhere, maybe he will give himself a seed. The villagers laughed.

"This walking posture is okay, and with a stomach upright, it's really like a general. ”

"This walking posture is not good, my brother used to walk like this, and as a result, people broke their heads three times a week!" Su Xiuxiu, who passed by, shook her head.

Seeing Ao Muyang and the general with a big belly, Ao Qianwen's wife Zhang Nan smiled and said, "Village Chief, I was just about to talk to you about this, my dog has the same belly as your general." ”

"Have you eaten too?" Ao Muyang asked casually.

Zhang Nan shook his head: "No, it's pregnant, with a dog baby, it must be your general's species." ”

Ao Muyang waved his hand and said: "Then you can't talk nonsense, it may be another dog? There are many male dogs in the village." ”

Zhang Nan said: "That's impossible, my dog is a Samoyed, and my niece bought it when she worked in the city, but it turned out to be too big to raise in the building, so she sent it to my house." Is it a dog in Bai Fumei, or a foreign dog Bai Fumei, who usually does not let the dogs in the village approach. ”

"Then it lets the general get closer?" Ao Muyang looked at the general, the general blinked with a shy face and made a cute appearance, this is what he learned from Zhu Zhu.

Zhang Nan said: "Don't let it, but there is no way, the general will force it." ”

Ao Muyang was stunned by these words, the general is simply a village tyrant, and his behavior is enough to drag out and shoot 10,086 times when it is put on people.

After he returned, he began to wonder whether to stir the general.

He was not good at this, so he turned on the computer and looked up the video of the veterinarian sterilizing the male dog.

The general followed for a few seconds, and then suddenly whimpered.

Ao Muyang clicked on the computer screen and said, "Don't scream, it's good to take that bane away for you in the future, you can't control the chirp now!"

The general looked at him aggrievedly for a moment, then galloped away with his tail between his legs, and did not return that night......

Ao Muyang gave up this idea, it was too cruel, and he could only keep the general in prison in the future.

The main thing is that the next day is the Mid-Autumn Festival, and the Mid-Autumn Festival is going to be reunited, and the general is his important family.

As a result, the general didn't dare to come back during the day, it is estimated that it really understood what the video represented, Ao Muyang looked for it all morning and didn't find it, and the villagers told him that they had seen it on the mountain.

Lu Zhizi didn't take it seriously when he learned that the general was gone: "It often goes to the mountains to run, there are no dog thieves on the mountain, right? ”

Ao Muyang said helplessly: "It ran away last night." ”

Lu Zhizi immediately became serious, and she asked, "What did you do to it? Why did it not return all night?"

Ao Muyang sighed: "It always harasses the female dog in the village, and then I scared it with the video of the veterinarian sterilizing the male dog, alas, I didn't expect it to be really scared!"

Lu Zhizi glanced at him fiercely: "You don't do something good!"

Ao Muyang said helplessly: "Then what do you want me to do?"

Lu Zhizi said, "Beat it, what about your belt? ”

Ao Muyang was stunned when she heard this, this is really a stepmother.

Lu Zhizi said anxiously: "Then hurry up and look for it, the general is running away from home." ”

She brought the overlord flower and wanted to find the general through the overlord flower, but the overlord flower was very stupid and didn't understand what she meant, and thought it was taking it up the mountain to play, so it happily wagged its tail up the mountain, and then ran away and disappeared......

"Nima!" This is the first time Ao Muyang has heard Lu Zhizi scolding.

Ao Muyang shouted while climbing the mountain: "General, general!

Lu Zhizi followed and shouted: "General, go home quickly, where have you been?"

The two shouted for a while, and she suddenly couldn't hear Ao Muyang's voice.

The two dogs disappeared into the mountain alone, which made her a little scared, and changed it to shouting: "Brother Muyang, Brother Muyang, where have you been?"

There were people in the village picking chestnuts on the mountain, and after hearing her shout, he poked his head out of the chestnut forest halfway up the mountain and said with a smile: "Teacher Lu, is the general lost or your man lost?"

Lu Zhizi said helplessly: "Stupid dog and stupid man, it's all lost!"

Ao Muyang poked his head out of the bamboo forest not far away and said, "Who said I lost it?" No, who is a stupid man?"

Lu Zhizi was even more helpless, and said, "Why are you hiding inside? Hurry up and find the general." ”

Ao Muyang beckoned to her: "I found something good here, you come and take a look." ”

After Lu Zhizi approached, he shook his hand, and a big insect flew over.

Seeing this, Lu Zhizi was not panicked, she was still afraid of insects when she lived on the mountainside, and she was often scared by her peers in the family with snakes and insects when she was a child, and she was already immune to this thing.

She reached out to block, and the worm landed on her sleeve, which was half the length of her little finger, and was russet all over, with a black head and a long trunk on its head, somewhat like an elephant.

Its forefeet are relatively long, and when extended, they resemble a sickle, and the leg and shin joints have sharp spines, like a praying mantis.

"What kind of bug?" Lu Zhizi picked it up and looked at it, "It's not like four, it looks quite weird, but you want to scare me with it?"

Ao Muyang walked over and took the insect, he pulled off the insect's forelimbs, pinched off its wings, and then stuffed it into his mouth and chewed it, laughing while chewing: "Haha, I'll tease you." ”

Lu Zhizi was really frightened, her face suddenly turned snow-white, and she opened her mouth to scream: "Ahhh

Ao Muyang grabbed her and made a gesture to kiss her, he just wanted to joke with Lu Zhizi, but Lu Zhizi held his hands on his chest and didn't move, and he really let him kiss him!

After lying in the calf, Lao Ao trembled in his heart, and the joke was big, why didn't this girl hide?

But since the kisses are all kissed, let's stick out my tongue, Ao Muyang simply broke the jar and broke it.

"Get out!" Lu Zhizi pushed him away, opened his mouth and spat a few times.

Ao Muyang said with a smile: "This is a bamboo shoot worm, which can be eaten raw, and the juice is nutritious and sweet, not dirty." ”

Lu Zhizi wiped his mouth and said, "I know it's not dirty, can you eat it if it's dirty?"

Ao Muyang was unhappy: "Then why are you pushing me away? ”

Lu Zhizi pointed to the bamboo forest behind him and said, "The general is out!"

Ao Muyang turned around in surprise and saw the general looking at him in the same surprise, with a rabbit in his mouth......