Chapter Twenty-Nine: What a Fool
Xiaobai looked at the eyes of the sunglasses guest, full of longing, and almost made a gesture to flatter. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
He turned on the old monk's possession system, took out the posture of participating in Zen and discussing the Tao, and directly said that the benefits of this god-level priest's stool are called a skyrocket!
"Looks good!"
The sunglasses guest could resist the complaints of the hundreds of melon-eating people behind him about the god-level priest stool, and walked over, and his heart was full of curiosity about the god-level priest stool.
When he approached, he touched it lightly, and with the experience of the old driver, he immediately came to the conclusion that it was a good thing.
The sunglasses customer held back the anticipation and urgency in his heart, and took out the calmness of the old driver.
He walked around the god-level priest's bench and looked at it carefully.
The more I looked, the more I was pleased, and the curiosity in my heart was also growing.
"Can you open it and take a look?"
The man in sunglasses said to Xiaobai expectantly.
"Yes, there must be no problem! The needs of the people are my greatest pursuit. ”
Xiaobai habitually played tricks.
He stretched out his left hand, put his thumb on his middle finger, rubbed it hard, and snapped his fingers beautifully.
The system also cooperated with the tacit understanding of the god-level priest stool, and opened a gap wide for one person with the egg-shaped shell of the pitch-black hair, which was half covered by a pipa.
The rhythm of opening the door is just right, and the tacit cooperation between the system and Xiaobai suddenly made the eyes of the sunglasses brighten.
It also surprised the melon-eating masses on the periphery, but they quickly found a reason and once again launched a stronger complaint: "Just that small broken shell, what's so good-looking, open the door, it looks pretty good, it's an ordinary massage chair inside!"
"I don't know where this little liar got the guts to dare to open the price of 888 once!"
"Who is that, I still advise you not to spend money on it, it will be too late to regret it then. ”
The senior melon eater who was on crutches before still had a distressed expression and shouted loudly.
The sunglasses guest's whole mind had been attracted by the god-level priest stool, and he didn't hear the various shouts behind him at all.
He leaned over to the gap in the shell of the priest's bench, which was only the width of a man, and carefully examined the inside of the black eggshell.
"What a massage chair!"
"What is this helmet for?"
The man in sunglasses asked curiously.
"After this helmet strap is on, it can use simulation technology to provide some scenes that you like but have no chance to experience, so as to stimulate the user's physical potential in an all-round and multi-angle way, ensuring that every bit of strength in the user's target muscle group can be squeezed out in a short period of time. ”
Xiaobai crackled and said a bunch of explanations, vague and tempting.
"Really?"
As a sunglasses customer with the essence of an old driver, he really took the bait.
"Scenes you like but don't have a chance to experience?"
When the sunglasses guest heard Xiaobai's adjective, he couldn't help but stick out his tongue and lick his lips, which looked a little dry in the cold wind.
He didn't know what he thought of, and there was a strange smile on his cheeks with big sunglasses.
"It can also stimulate muscle potential in all directions, angles and at a deep level?"
"How can this sound like it's very high!"
"I'm looking forward to it!"
"So what is this massage chair for? Do you want to massage while exercising?"
"The massage chair is to adjust, fix your posture, to ensure that the user's iron posture angle is the most correct, all the force points are completely borne by the target muscle group, to avoid the user because of the wrong posture, to cause some irreversible damage to their body. ”
Yao Xiaobai continued to organize some high-level words and explained.
"Sounds amazing!"
Under Yao Xiaobai's three-inch incorruptible tongue, the sunglasses guest has already made up his mind in his heart: "It's more expensive, you have to spend money to try it, it's a big deal!"
"What do you mean by iron?"
He heard that in Xiaobai's explanation just now, such a special term appeared.
"Iron is fitness, strength training in the gym, don't you have to deal with some barbells and dumbbells all day long!"
"The essence of these instruments is iron, so it's called iron, just like that. ”
"Hahaha! That's a good word. ”
When the sunglasses guest heard Xiaobai's explanation, a knowing smile immediately appeared on his face.
"Yes, young man, I am optimistic about you. ”
He patted Xiaobai on the shoulder, and said in a tone that it was difficult to find a confidant and hated to be late.
"By the way, there's one more question. ”
"You say!"
Xiaobai looked extremely excited when he saw that the first big fish was about to be hooked.
"Since it's iron, why don't I see the weight-bearing iron?"
The sunglasses guest looked curious about the baby and asked puzzled.
"This is it!"
Xiaobai pointed to the small pieces of iron on both sides of the massage chair, which were only the size of a fruit mobile phone, and said.
"This?"
"Weight-bearing iron?"
There were almost three question marks on the face of the man in sunglasses.
He looked puzzled and looked at Yao Xiaobai in disbelief: "Just these two small pieces of iron, I can pull up a small thumb, I can also bear weights, and I can exercise the biceps brachii in my arm?"
"That's right, it's these little pieces of iron, and when you use them, you won't feel light again. ”
After Xiaobai had the experience of trying with Liu Yong, the prankster before, he said confidently.
"This is a high-tech, god-level priest stool, whoever uses it knows, and if you use it, you can say it's good!"
"Okay!"
"I'm convinced by you, so let's take a look!"
The sunglasses customer finally opened his mouth to confirm that he wanted to buy a ticket.
Xiaobai was extremely happy in his heart, but his face was still very calm, and Yun Danfeng said with a light expression: "Then buy a ticket!"
"Well, can it be cheaper?"
The customer in sunglasses took out the experience of the old driver and habitually bargained.
"No, the price is clearly marked, Tong Suo is not bullied, the price is cheap, and it is good to use it. ”
Xiaobai consciousness is very smooth to say another advertisement.
"Then I, as the first customer to use it, can be regarded as a small boss, your good start, I didn't give a discount, give a discount!"
The sunglasses customer continued to bargain.
"You're not the first!"
"Even if it was the first person just now, there was no discount, and he still gave 900 yuan, saying that the extra money was a tip. ”
Xiao Bai took it out of his arms, and it was not hot yet, and he said the nine red hundred-yuan bills that Liu Yong gave him just now.
"Okay, young man, you can say that, I'm optimistic about you, 888 is 888, I hope this god-level priest stool won't disappoint me. ”
The man in sunglasses said, took out a wallet from his trouser pocket, counted out nine red hairy grandfathers, and handed them to Yao Yu: "I don't have to look for it." ”
Seeing that the sunglasses customer paid for it, Xiaobai's eyes lit up, and even though he was thick-skinned, there was still a smile on his face.
He took the money with great speed, and after confirming that the dots were correct, he said, "You'll love it." ”
The man in sunglasses looked at Xiaobai's fox appearance as if he had just eaten an old hen, and walked into the priest's chair with trepidation.
The shell of the priest's stool slowly closed again.
"Hahaha!"
"This little liar can really fool!"
"What a fool. ”
The people who eat melons, with their self-righteous eyes, pointed at Yao Xiaobai and the priest's stool.
Xiaobai ignored it completely, just proudly, and received 1800 today.
"Good sign, good start!"