【108】My wife just had someone pretending to be your sister
Although she has lived with Meng Xiaoqiao and them for seven years, Aunt Mei is really not aware of the existence of the Dream family and Meng Xiaoyu.
Because I didn't know that Meng Xiaoqiao had a younger sister, Aunt Mei shook her head after thinking about it and said, "I only know that Xiao Qiao has a younger brother named Meng, and I don't know that she has a younger sister, this may be Xiao Qiao's cousin or cousin or something." ”
"My cousin and cousin have something to do with me, if it's not my sister, I don't bother to pay attention to it, and I'm not a good person, a cousin still talks to me in this tone, give her a fart song, get out of the stove." ”
After muttering a few words angrily, Liu Yu picked up the phone again and said with a smile on his face, "Hello, first of all, my name is Liu Xing, although my nickname is Liu Xing, but we are not familiar enough to call the flower name."
Also, although I don't know where you got my phone number, out of politeness, I ask you not to call me again in the future.
Finally, is there anything else, if not, I'll hang up, I wish you a happy life.88.... ”
"Stop, stop, don't hang, don't hang, I'm your wife Meng Xiaoqiao's sister Meng Xiaoyu. ”
Seeing that Liu Yu was about to hang up the phone if he didn't agree with him, Meng Xiaoyu hurriedly shouted loudly and explained, "Your mobile phone number was secretly taken by me from my sister, but she has agreed to let you write a song for me, so you should write it for me quickly, remember to be youthful." ”
Meng Xiaoqiao's sister Meng Xiaoyu is surnamed Meng, that is the person from the father-in-law's family, and the one on the father-in-law's side belongs to the cousin.
After self-righteously sorting out the relationship between Meng Xiaoqiao and Meng Xiaoyu, Liu Yu took the phone and said slightly impatiently, "Mmmm, oh, oh, that's it, that's good, you let your sister call me, and I'll give your sister when the time comes." ”
To my sister, can I still be okay?
If you give it to my sister, it is estimated that the good ones will be detained, and the bad ones, if she doesn't want them, she will give them to me.
After slandering Meng Xiaoqiao in his heart, Meng Xiaoyu took the mobile phone and said coquettishly, "Brother-in-law, don't hang up the phone, my sister said that you are a genius in writing songs, can you just make up a song for me, youthful, girls singing, please..." ”
Hearing Meng Xiaoyu's words, Liu Yu pulled up his sleeves and glanced at the time on his watch.
After finding out that there was still a little time before departure, Liu Yu pondered in his mind for a while, and then softly sang into his mobile phone, "MAI-A-HO........ ,MAI-A-HA-HAHELLO……
HELLO.... Look at me...... What are you afraid of.... Am I wrong...... I couldn't make myself mature......
Wounds... So much so .... I'm not afraid of any more pain.... It's nothing... After turning around... I will practice the Divine Skill of Protecting the Body....
I'm not afraid to see cockroaches... I'm more nervous.... Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, don't be afraid....
Cowardice only makes you more emaciated .... Paralysis is also a sign of bravery ....
I'm not afraid to sleep alone... Courage as a quilt...... Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, don't be afraid.... No matter how dark the night is, I should not be able to see..... The sun must be ......... soon. ”
couldn't help but finish singing a song, Liu Yu hurriedly smiled awkwardly at Jack, and then continued with his mobile phone, "How about it, this song is very suitable for youth, girls, do you like it, do you want it?"
"Brother-in-law, you have such a good voice, if you don't come back to sing, what kind of punch are you fighting, boxing is really a waste.
Brother-in-law, I like this song, I want this song, can you give it to me, by the way, what is the name of the song?" After being shocked by Liu Yu's singing, Meng Xiaoyu took her mobile phone and asked slightly shyly.
Although I don't know if Meng Xiaoyu has memorized the lyrics, Liu Yu still held his mobile phone and said with a serious face, "This song is called Don't be afraid, it's a song I wrote before, plus a song that I have registered on the Internet."
If you want it, just tell your sister and my wife, let her come and get it with me, I will send the song and arrangement to her by email, if she doesn't ask me for it, then you will have no fun, hehehehe... ”
If such a good song is known to my sister, will there be anything else about me?
I must not let my sister know, I must take this song before she knows.
After paying attention in his heart, Meng Xiaoqiao took the mobile phone and said with a smile, "Brother-in-law, everyone says that my brother-in-law is half of my sister-in-law, and half of yours is mine, I don't want you to ask for a song, it's not too much, you can give me this song if you are not afraid, please brother-in-law..." ”
"Don't don't, don't let me go, let's not say that my wife is your sister, it still needs to be confirmed.
Even if my wife is really your sister, then I can't divide myself in half of you, I'm very dedicated, if you want to share half of your brother-in-law, then you can go to your other brother-in-law. ”
"In addition, as far as I know, my wife doesn't have any sisters, so you cousin or cousin who came out of nowhere, if you really want to ask for a song, please go to your sister, don't bother me, I don't know you well, maybe I won't know you in the future. ”
"Finally, a few more words, it's not early, I'm not younger than you, I have a lot of free time to play, I'm going to the company for a meeting, remember, don't call me, if you have something, please come to me through your sister, bye..." ”
Thinking that Meng Xiaoyu was Meng Xiaoqiao's cousin, and that he still had any improper thoughts about himself, Liu Yu took the mobile phone and said Meng Xiaoyu mercilessly.
It's excessive, excessive, it's too much, this hateful brother-in-law is actually a poisonous tongue, and he actually said this about me, woo woo woo...
And there is also, and the most excessive thing is that he actually said that my sister has no sister, that I am my sister's cousin or cousin, hateful, hateful, hateful, really angry with me, woo woo wow wow wow...
Meng Xiaoyu, who was wronged, cried directly, and while crying, she ran to Meng Xiaoqiao's room and shouted, "Meng Xiaoqiao, your husband scolded me, woo woo, he scolded me for not being your sister, and said a lot of bad things, woo woo, I'm so sad..." ”
"Eh, Xiaoyu, why are you crying, and who is the brother-in-law you are talking about, is the brother-in-law you said to be my man, I remember that he seems to only beat people and not scold, are you mistaken?" Seeing Meng Xiaoyu crying a lot, Meng Xiaoqiao asked with a complicated face.
Hearing Meng Xiaoqiao's words, Meng Xiaoyu took out her mobile phone and cried with an aggrieved face, "I stole the number from your mobile phone, I called him and asked him for a song, and he sang me a very nice song."
Then I asked him as a sister-in-law, and he scolded me severely, saying that you don't have a sister at all, my cousin or cousin who came out of nowhere, and if you want a song, you have to ask him for it, woo woo, I'm so sad, I'm so angry, woo woo woo... ”
After glancing at the number of Liu Yu, Meng Xiaoqiao immediately turned to Keli and Meng Johnson and asked, "Keli, did you tell that bastard about my sister, and Dad, did you talk about my sister when you went to Gome last time?"
"No, we haven't mentioned anything about your sister, Guomei, not only does that guy not know that you have a sister, but even Aunt Mei and a few of them probably don't know that you have a sister. After shaking her head with Dwayne Mon, Klee explained with a wry smile on her face.
"Okay, this thing is my sister's fault, the song you want Sister can come over with you, don't cry, such a beautiful face, isn't it a pity to cry, sister, call now, scold you back." ”
After comforting Meng Xiaoyu for a few words, Meng Xiaoqiao immediately took out his mobile phone, and then familiarized himself with Liu Yu's phone number, pressed the long-distance dialing button, and then didn't take long to get through Liu Yu's mobile phone.
On the other side, Liu Yu, who had just said goodbye to the little girl and sat in the RV with Jack to get ready to sleep, glanced at the ringing mobile phone, pressed the answer button and asked in English, "Hey, I'm Liu, who are you??"
"Hey, you're big, why did you go last night, you didn't know how to call me when you came back from traveling, did you meet other beauties, and you don't want me as a wife?"
Hearing that it was his wife's voice, Liu Yu was stunned for a moment, and then said with tenderness on his face, "I accompanied my daughter and Jack to play for seven days, there was no signal on the island for seven days, and I accumulated seven days of work, and Jack and I have been busy since I came back yesterday."
I'm not done yet, but Jack and I are going to a comic book company for a meeting, and in the afternoon we are going to attend a contract meeting in the UK of Kentucky Chicken, wife, you won't blame me for being so busy that I forgot to call you.
On the phone, when it comes to calling, my wife I have to tell you something.
Wife, I remember that you don't have a sister, just now there was a girl named Meng Xiaoyu, called to pretend to be your sister, and asked me for a song, hey, hey, I said her hard, as if I was crying. ”
"Wow wow, sister, look at you, he said that he cried, and he was proud of you, I was sad, hey... Hearing Liu Yu's words, Meng Xiaoyu, who had stopped crying, cried again.
Liu Yu;".................... ”
Is this the girl's cry?
But why did I suddenly feel so uneasy?
I'll go, should this girl be really my sister-in-law, or the biological one???
"Don't cry, don't cry, don't cry, let's Xiaoyu obediently don't cry, sister, I'll teach your brother-in-law a lesson, and let him apologize to you." ”
Sure enough, Liu Yu's uneasiness came true, Meng Xiaoqiao first comforted Meng Xiaoyu, and then took the mobile phone and pretended to be angry and scolded, "How do you speak, you can't hear such obvious names as Meng Xiaoqiao and Meng Xiaoyu?"
And what kind of bullshit cousin cousin do you say, this is my own sister, my sister and my dream, the boss of our dream family, apologize quickly if she says the wrong thing, and the song she wants, you also hurry up to give it to her.
Coax my sister, and then you squint in the car, remember that work is important, but the body is more important, don't be tired Oh husband.... ”
Suddenly his heart warmed, Liu Yu took the mobile phone, and immediately said with an attitude of admitting his mistake, "Xiaoyu, it's my brother-in-law who is wrong, don't blame my brother-in-law, my brother-in-law has been busy with work since yesterday morning, and he is a little confused."
In addition, it is my brother-in-law's fault that I didn't know that there was your sister-in-law, and as compensation, my brother-in-law prepared a song for you.
In addition to the previous one, I am not afraid, my brother-in-law will prepare three more songs for you [My Answer Bell] [Goddess of Love] [A Hundred Reasons to Be Lonely] as a gift for you, and you will forgive your brother-in-law, a big fool who is stupid and can't speak, okay?"
"I'm not a child, why are you coaxing me with a childish tone, hum, I hate it to death, the four songs you said must be given to me, otherwise I won't call you brother-in-law in the future, hum." Hearing Liu Yu's flattery, Meng Xiaoyu directly lost her temper and complained with a pout.
After seeing that the sister-in-law was not angry, Liu Yu hurriedly took the mobile phone and pretended to be pitiful, "Xiaoyu, brother-in-law is in a hurry to go to the meeting now, when the brother-in-law is busy for the past two days, I will call you in person, and when the time comes, we will add each other's mailboxes and other things, and I will send you the song directly, okay?"
"Okay, the phone number before is mine, within three days, you have to call me, or I'll be angry again, hang up, bye brother-in-law." Hearing that Liu Yu was going to a meeting, Meng Xiaoyu reluctantly held the mobile phone and said reluctantly.
After getting his sister-in-law, Liu Yu hung up the phone and lost the phone, and while lying on the seat and began to sleep, he said without looking back, "Drive, go to the comic company, and tell me to get up... Whew.... ”
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