Chapter 098: The Quiet Elf of the Super Loser

"Collective suicide, could it be related to the free pre-admission soul potential test of the Heavenly Soul Cultivation Academy, the Yang Realm Branch?" I guessed.

"I don't rule out this possibility, I have seen this survivor, she is a person with yin and yang eyes registered in our office in the underworld, and she comes to the Jinding Building for annual review every year, so she knows me.

"It's a pity, I just said a few words to her, she was inexplicably gouged out of her heart in front of my eyes, and turned into a pool of blood, I checked for a long time, I don't have the slightest clue, I can only trouble you to come and help me take a look. I suspect that the murderer is probably the three souls, otherwise I would not have been able to see the other party. ”

Chinchilla explained in a solemn tone.

"The heart is gouged? and it can be dug in front of you! Okay, I'm still on my way, so I'm almost there. We'll talk more about it later. ”

I was also surprised to say, what kind of ghost is so rampant, in front of the double soul Chinchilla, he still dares to commit murder, obviously there is no fear.

"Crazy Jingjing, how long will it take for us to get back to the yang world? You also heard, I have something to do, stop blindly racing and playing!

I glanced at the pitch-black world around me and deliberately threatened the mad girl.

"You can't even see me, what's the matter? Hmph! Don't scare me! Come on! Have ten more minutes. By the way, the VIP fast application channel that your Yangjian mobile phone network access application procedures just went through has been approved, and the number is easy to remember, so hurry up and pay the money!"

The quiet elf said disdainfully, and after speaking, an online payment interface appeared on the windshield, and he waited for me to pay.

As soon as I looked at it, there were three options for payment methods, online bank transfer in the yang world, online bank transfer in the underworld, and gold finger cross-border transfer.

"Can Goldfinger pay directly? I don't have a bank card. ”

I said truthfully, because my bank card in the yang world was destroyed, and the bank card in the underworld was made for me by the master, and it was still a black card, but after being fused by the card soul, it became a golden finger, and there was no card, and I don't remember the bank card number.

"Yes, I've already helped you switch to the cheat payment mode, you just press your finger! The Silent Elf urged.

"Goldfinger, come out and pay!" I shouted as I pressed my index finger to the finger on the Goldfinger payment page that appeared on the windshield.

As soon as I finished speaking, I saw a golden glow from the nail cover of my index finger, and then an extremely arrogant cartoon man wearing sunglasses flew out, manipulation back and forth on the payment page a few times, turned his head and complained extremely dissatisfied:

"Don't you have any change on you? It's a shame to let me come forward with such a small amount of money. ”

"I really don't have any change, I don't have a penny on me. Besides, don't you just buy a mobile phone number, do you still want to spend 1.8 million yuan? Cut! What so much nonsense! Pay quickly!" I also said with great dissatisfaction.

"Brother Goldfinger, you are so handsome! This time I bought it cheaper, only 1,888,888 yuan, don't blame the little master, I promise not to take it as an example, don't be angry." In the future, less than 10 million will not alarm you. I like to spend money the most. I also like to have money to drop my brother. Hee-hee. The Silent Elf shouted like a nymphomaniac.

"What? A simple and easy to remember broken mobile phone number, 1.88 million? What did you buy?" I asked in surprise.

"188, 8888, 8888, just two numbers one and eight, simple and easy to remember. Little master, I picked a good number, right? The Silent Elf said prominently.

"Okay, you potato, like an upstart!" I scolded with a laugh......

"Then do you want to pay or not? If you don't pay, I can continue to go back and fight with the big brother of the blood gold bead and blood soul to fight the landlord and gamble on the soul!"

Goldfinger yawned and said impatiently.

"Fighting the landlord, you two are quite moisturized in my body, are you still playing with gambling souls? are you playing with your life, or are you going to die?"

I shouted, knocking my hand on Goldfinger's arrogant little head.

"Ahh

Goldfinger touched the door of his head, with an exaggerated panicked expression, then casually threw out a bank card, shouted to the quiet elf, and ran away.

"Is it okay to spend less than 1 billion? 100 million is not enough to spend! Brother Goldfinger Handsome Pot, quietly, I love to spend money the most." Okay, okay?"

Jing Jing suddenly appeared from the windshield, grabbed the bank card, and said coquettishly to the already flashing golden finger.

"A billion is a billion, my sister spends it first, it's not enough to call me at any time! Don't let the little master who picks the door know!

Even though Goldfinger was no longer visible, its arrogant tone reached my ears.

"Oh! Hee-hee. yes, it's still a black card! Mmmm, mmmm, there's money to spend!"

The quiet elf gave a flying kiss in the direction where the golden finger disappeared, kissed the bank card twice, and disappeared.

"Are you two air to me, my master?

I shouted frantically.

"Ding-dong......"

A sound that sounded like a text message from a mobile phone rang out, followed by a line of text on the windshield:

Your Citibank account has just paid 1,888,888 Yang Yuan, check the balance, please reply to CX, thank you for using Citibank transfer service, I wish you a pleasant trip.

"CX!" I said, and I wanted to know how much money was in the black card that the master gave me.

In the inquiry, please ...... later

The windshield shows another line of text.

About a minute later, I was speechless when I saw the text appearing on the windshield!

I saw that it said: Due to your balance is too large, this calculation failed, please try again later, it is recommended that you spend a few more times and then come to the query, so as not to crash again. Thank you for using the Citibank Self-Service Enquiry System.

"Wow! The balance is so big that the system crashes! yes! I can be a complete loser in the future!Haha!"

The Silent Elf shouted in ecstasy.

"You loser, you potato! you come out for me!" I tried to knock on her head, but I couldn't see her, and I suddenly became even more frustrated.

"By the way, little master, this yang phone has also been opened, don't you make a few more calls? I will pay the phone bill, and I will love to pay!

The Silent Elves apparently ignored my threat and began to encourage me to call and pay again.

Listening to her reminder, although I wanted to despise her, I even made up my mind about the phone bill, but I also felt that what she said made sense, since I had a phone and a new number, I had to inform my classmates and friends, otherwise no one would find me.

However, I only remember Yang Chen's number in my mind, after all, he is my best friend, and he has the closest contact, and his mobile phone number is particularly easy to remember, it is 13905201314, it belongs to the super love number, and it is also the number that he bought at a high price as a nymphomaniac, so I only remember his number.

However, considering that it was more than four o'clock in the morning at the moment, Yang Chen belonged to the lazy pig type, and he didn't want to disturb his sweet dreams.

Thinking about it, I remembered that I forgot to buy a mobile phone for Princess An and Xiao Guanguan, I promised to buy it before, but they went to play with my mother-in-law, and I forgot about it if I didn't come to the mobile phone city in the underworld together.

"Oh, madness, quiet, die! Tell you the right thing! Tell you the good thing to spend your money! Quick!"

I hurriedly shouted, I wanted Jing Jing to help me buy two mobile phones suitable for women and children, otherwise if Princess Ann and Xiao Guanguan came to me, I couldn't take them out, and I would disappoint them!

"Oh, really, here, here, hee!"

As soon as I heard that it could cost money, the dead elf ran faster than a rabbit! Instantly, a young girl appeared in the driving seat next to me, holding a bank card in her hand, and asked with a look of surprise.

"Aren't you a little girl?

I asked as I looked at her in surprise.

"Oh, my former master, the old man who was a drunkard, made me like this every time I was in the sun, saying that if I flew around in the sun with wings, it would cause a riot in the sun, so let me keep a low profile. Am I good-looking?"

The Quiet Elf asked stinkingly.

"Can you not wear such a revealing outfit and wear such heavy makeup? It's cheesy! Even if you become a little girl without wings!

I looked at her with disdain and said.

"OK! ”

The Quiet Elf instantly changed her appearance again, and asked with a hippie smile.

"Well, it's pretty much the same, let's do it in the future, in front of outsiders in the yang world, don't call the little master and the little master, just call me brother, you know!"

I glanced at Jingjing, who had turned into a little girl of about ten years old, and nodded, which was kind of approval.

"Then brother, what do you want me to do to spend money on fun things?"

The Silent Elf asked expectantly, blinking his eyes wide in anticipation.

"Oh, help me quickly order two new phones from the Internet that are suitable for girls, one of which should be suitable for a one-year-old girl, not too big. By the way, they are not mortals in the underworld, and they are currently single ghosts, so they can only buy mobile phones for the underworld. It's my wife and daughter, hurry up online now to help me buy it, it doesn't matter how much it is, you know!"

I roughly stated what I was asking for.

"Since it's a matter of my sister-in-law and the little princess, I must buy the best! Don't worry, it's a trivial matter! It's on me! It just so happens that I have two good sisters in the underworld mobile phone city, two souls less than me, both are five-soul mobile phones, and they are the two best mobile phones besides me. It's just that they're not elves, so they can't just turn into cars or anything like me. But it's okay to be a small thing. It's just that they're not cheap!"

The Quiet Elf said without thinking.