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I saw a figure breaking through the wall at a speed of 100 meters, and then screamed and fell into the dung pit with a pop.

Su Qi was shocked, this scene was too cruel......

The splashed more than a meter high, and the......

After a while, he saw a small head exposed, and after Su Qi saw this person's appearance clearly, he was also surprised, and said in surprise: "Wang Baobao?"

The figure with a simple face and a wig prop on his head is Wang Baobao.

Wang Baobao was also pleasantly surprised: "Ah, Professor Su, you also fell into the dung pit?"

“……”

Su Qi glanced at him helplessly and disdainfully, "You just fell into the dung pit." ”

Wang Baobao said while swimming inside: "If you drop it, you are embarrassed to admit it." ”

"I didn't even get off the dung pit, what do I admit?"

"You're not brave at all, look at me, what can you do if you fall?"

"I didn't drop it. "Su Qi didn't have a good airway.

Wang Baobao stretched out his finger and pointed to the first hole above his head and said, "You didn't fall off, where did that hole come from?"

Su Qi: "......"

"You're still off!hahaha!"

Seeing Wang Baobao open his mouth and smiling heartlessly, the scene was exactly the same as Wang Baoqiang's expression when he gave Xu Zheng a mobile phone in "Thai Embarrassment".

Su Qi knew that he couldn't explain clearly, so he waved his hand and shouted, "It's interesting for you to stay inside, hurry up, there's a pool over there, you go wash it." ”

Wang Baobao smiled, climbed out, and muttered: "You just fell into it, I know, you still don't admit it." ”

After seeing him come out, Su Qi couldn't wait to ask, "Why are you here?"

Wang Baobao pondered: "That's a long story. ”

"That's a long story short. ”

Wang Baobao nodded and began to tell Su Qi the story after they were imprisoned.

Since he was imprisoned in the guest room, he has been playing poker with the people of the Lin family, fighting landlords, and it is worth mentioning that he has won a lot of money.

Halfway through, the people of the Xia family came once and persuaded them to give up resistance and quit the martial arts themselves, but they were rejected by Lin Shenghong's righteous words.

Then there was the next night, the disciples of the Xia family came to deliver a dinner, and everyone felt bored after eating, so they went to bed.

The point is, the guest room in this Wudang is too slammed, just one bed, and the four old men can't sleep, so they can only press one by one and squeeze together.

When he slept in a daze until the second half of the night, Wang Baobao snored, Lin Shenghong was worried about the noise, and subconsciously kicked him, but Wang Baobao, who was sleeping on the side, turned over directly and fell under the bed.

But I never expected that there was a mechanism under this bed, and Wang Baobao didn't know where it hit, so he opened the mechanism.

The floor opened downward, and a big hole suddenly cracked on the bottom surface, and Wang Baobao exclaimed, and the whole person fell in.

Lin Shenghong and the others were also awakened by this movement, looked down, looked at each other, and then jumped in one after another.

Because Wang Baobao came in first, and when he slid in from the tunnel, there were many forks in the road, so he and Lin Shenghong were separated.

After listening to Wang Baobao's narration, Su Qi couldn't help but feel that their luck was too good, and it was estimated that there were only a few secret passages in the entire Wudang Mountain, and they all let them find out.

Knock, knock......

Su Qi was about to speak, when suddenly there was another crashing sound around him, coming from overhead.

In this empty room, there are wooden planks all around it, Zhanzhao has already hit a hole on one side, and the baby has knocked into another one, and now there are two sides that are intact, but one of the planks has a faint slight vibration.

"Won't it?"

Su Qi and Wang Baobao glanced at each other, both of them in shock.

The voice became louder and louder, and finally under the gaze of Su Qi and the others, a big hole was broken in the wall, and the two figures jumped out one after the other.

"Uncle Cao, this is a dung pit!"

"Lin Bei, take me!"

Two voices sounded in mid-air one after another, and the next moment, only a pop was heard, and the two fell into the dung pit together......

Su Qi: "......"

Wang Baobao: "......"

This Nima!

Do you really think jumping into the manure pit is diving?

It's a double jump......

Wang Baobao shouted inside: "Lin Bei, Uncle Lin, I'm here, and Professor Su!"

Lin Shenghong crawled over slowly, and after going ashore, he ran to the corner of the wall and vomited, and Lin Bei also looked the same.

However, in Lin Shenghong's eyes, Su Qi is the most attractive to him at the moment.

In Wang Baobao's mouth, he already knew that his son-in-law was a big star admired by tens of thousands of people, and when he heard his legendary deeds, Lin Shenghong was about to become Su Qi's brainless fan.

Lin Shenghong said: "Son-in-law!"

Su Qidao: "Father-in-law!"

The two hit it off at first sight, Lin Shenghong ran forward, Su Qi retreated, Lin Shenghong ran forward, Su Qi retreated, Lin Shenghong ran forward, Su Qi retreated......

If you don't retreat, you can't do it, the smell on Lin Shenghong's body is too big.

When Wang Baobao saw that there were only the two of them, he wondered, "Where is Lin Nan?"

Lin Bei patted his head: "I don't know, these three cannons were still following the two of us just now, who knows where they went, and they were lost while walking." ”

Everyone fainted!

In fact, this is not to blame Lin Nan, the tunnel is complicated, his brain itself is not bright, and it is normal to lose it.

Knock, knock, knock!

Without warning, the familiar crashing sound sounded in their ears again, and everyone looked up with strange expressions, looking at the only remaining wall, which was trembling slightly.

Lin Shenghong's old face held back a smile: "Another one." ”

Lin Bei also looked forward to it: "It must be Lin Nan, this kid hit the wall quite happily, it is estimated that if he knows what he will face in a while, he will not have to cry." ”

Wang Baobao sighed, looked like a senior who came over, raised his head and shouted: "Lin Nan, try to shut up when you jump out for a while, raise your head, and pinch your nostrils!"

I'm rubbing, this king baby has jumped out of experience...

I don't know if Lin Nan can hear it, anyway, Su Qi and the others saw the wall tremble, and the next moment, it exploded, and a figure jumped out.

Lin Bei's heart was playful, and he suddenly explained:

"Ladies and gentlemen, now it is Lin Nan, the No. 3 solo dung jumper of the Lin family, we can see that his jumping action is not standard, accompanied by sawdust in the sky, he bared his teeth and grinned, and his expression was lewd. ”

But soon, when he saw the manure tank under him, his obvious chrysanthemum tightened, and his whole person seemed to be electrocuted, and even his eyes appeared with fear. ”

Then, as if reading his life through his eyes, struggle, fear, and despair gradually overwhelmed him!"

"Oh my God! He jumped in! He went in lying down! yes! he was lying down!"

"The show wasn't perfect, originally I could only give you 59 points to fail, but considering that you are the last contestant, I decided to make an exception and give you 100 points!"

Seeing Lin Bei's passionate explanation, everyone was speechless.

Su Qi even looked up to the sky and sighed, it was really not easy for such a neurotic family to give birth to a high-quality clansman like Lin Xianxue.

Even Su Qi wondered if Lin Xianxue was Lin Shenghong holding the wrong ......

Lin Nan is also a strange person, and he actually swam back in a backstroke position.

Then everyone went to the edge of the pool to wash their bodies, and Zhan Zhao laughed when he saw that so many people had fallen into the dung pit, and he couldn't be happy.

It's just five people together, there were five heroes in Langya Mountain in the previous world, and now there are five warriors who jump dung, and they are also powerful......

(To be continued.) )