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After listening to Liu Yong, who is five big and three thick, with rough skin and thick meat, and Liu Shao, who is fine-skinned and tender-skinned, and a little famous, they have all kinds of cool and cool and sad wails in the priest's chair.

After watching them come out again, they all had strange expressions on their faces.

originally thought that these two people were to, but the masses were still complaining that these toos were too contrived, and their acting skills were really bad.

As a result, under the appraisal of the old man with a cane and a long beard, the masses have already believed that Liu Shaoyi is definitely not a trust, that is, there is indeed something special about this god-level priest stool.

The onlookers who were eating melons were already attracted by the tall god-level priest stool in front of them at this moment.

They just looked at Liu Shaoyi with a blank look on their faces, full of eagerness and urgency.

"Shh

Liu Shaoyi first put an index finger on his lips and gestured a quiet motion.

The melon-eating crowd at the scene immediately quieted down, and I have to say that as a well-known TV program host, Liu Shaoyi's ability to control the scene is still okay.

He looked at the quiet scene, a smile appeared on his face, and he was scared: "Hehe, I am also a celebrity, with many years of hosting experience, and there is no problem in handling a group of people like you." ”

"If you don't come forward to beg me, say something nice, take practical action or something, then don't blame me for digging a pit for you to jump!" Liu Shaoyi thought in his heart.

He glanced back at Yao Xiaobai, only to see that Xiaobai still had the harmless expression on his face, looking at himself very calmly, with a smile on his face.

It seems that if you mock yourself again, even if you are a celebrity, what can you do, you have to be led by his nose.

Liu Shao looked at Yao Xiaobai again and again, but Xiaobai was still unmoved, calm as usual.

"Okay, even if you are ruthless, I don't believe that I can't pit you, then I will be ashamed of my experience as an old driver who has been driving for many years. ”

In just a few seconds, Liu Shaoyi had a lot of thoughts in his mind.

"This god-level priest stool! It's really cool to use, it's so cool that you don't want it. ”

He had a smile on his face, full of aftertaste, and sold a pass by the way.

"Cool!?"

"What's so cool about that, tell me about it!"

The people who eat melons quickly took the bait, and their appetites were hung in the air by Liu Shaoyi's words.

"Hey, hey!"

"Do you see that helmet above the massage chair?"

"Hmm!"

"What is that helmet for?"

The people who eat melons asked curiously.

"This priest's stool has very advanced technology to simulate the environment, and that thing that looks like a motorcycle helmet is a prop. ”

"As long as you put on this helmet in the massage chair, you're going to be in a completely simulated environment, so realistic that you can't tell the real from the fake at all. ”

Liu Shaoyi said what he said in his heart.

"Simulated environment?!"

"Well, in this simulated environment, you will meet the goddess of your dreams. ”

"Goddess?"

"How do you exercise your arms? Do you want to exercise your abs?"

Among the people who eat melons, the middle-aged lewd man with great talent and his own strange uncle's aura said with a strange smile.

"Hey, hey!"

"The goddess is close at hand, but at this moment, your two arms are tied to the weight, and if you want to hug the goddess, then you have to use the milk to get up. ”

Liu Shaoyi told the truth.

"Heavy!"

"Isn't there any heavy object on this massage chair? Aren't they just two small pieces of iron the size of a fruit mobile phone?"

A young melon eater with a lean physique, who seems to be a young melon eater who insists on exercising on weekdays, looked at the small iron pieces on both sides of the massage chair in the equipment, and said with disdain.

"That's all I have to do to breastfeed, hehe!"

"Don't think we're so deceived because we don't read much!"

"Yes!

"Those two small pieces of iron, where will they be heavy?"

Some of the melon-eating crowds who gathered later didn't see Liu Yong and Liu Shaoyi coming out of the priest's bench before, their trembling arms and coaxing.

"Hey, hey!"

Liu Shaoyi looked at the small iron pieces on both sides of the massage chair and smiled.

There was a palpitating look on his face: "When you go in and experience it yourself, you will know whether those two small pieces of iron weigh or not." ”

"It must make you cool!"

"Then what if it's not happy!"

The people who eat melons with great strength raise the bar.

"Don't be happy and don't want money, don't you say, little boss!" Liu Shaoyi looked at the strange expression on Yao Xiaobai's face, and he said with a smug smile.

"Oh! I don't want money! It's so good! Is it true!"

The onlookers who ate melons quickly picked up Liu Shaoyi's words, and the strength of the people was great, and they worked together to dig a big pit.

Everyone looked at Yao Xiaobai expectantly.

"I'll see how you pick it up, this pit I dug has to jump if you jump, and you have to jump if you don't jump. ”

Liu Shaoyi looked at the people around him who were eating melons, with a look of enthusiasm and eagerness, and he said in his heart: "Tell you to treat me as a celebrity as a host, tell you not to stick my cold ass with a hot face, and tell me not to give me special celebrity treatment, I will let you know how powerful the old driver is this time." ”

"There are so many people today, I see what you want to do, how to pick up, don't lose some money, I won't call myself an old driver in the future. ”

"Ugh!"

Even though Xiaobai has been in the school office since he was a child, the teacher has laid a solid foundation before doing work.

The takeout came out very early to serve the people, but at this time, he was suddenly watched by hundreds of eager and eager eyes, and he was also a little panicked in his heart.

"Nima! Liu Shaoyi, you!"

"It's not cool that you don't want money! They are in the priest's chair, and they are almost scared to the point of urine, can they be happy? Then I can't pay for this money myself!"

"Now there are so many people, if you don't agree, then you will be slapped in the face, and it will be difficult for the pastor to sell tickets at a high price to collect money in the future!"

He was very embarrassed and helpless.

Looking at the constipation-like look on Yao Xiaobai's face, Liu Shaoyi was even more proud in his heart.

"Publish a side task - dig the pit big and let Liu Shaoyi fall down. Bonus is one mobile quota per day. ”

At this time, the voice of the system suddenly came to my mind.

"System, don't make trouble, dig a big hole, it's not like I have to fill the pit myself in the end!"

Yao Xiaobai complained in his heart.

"This system can help!"

"Help?!"

"What's the help?"

Yao Xiaobai suddenly began to look forward to it in his heart.

"The system can adjust the proportion of scene time in the pastor's bench simulation. ”

"For example, adjust the goddess scene to 100 percent, and the cliff scene to zero. ”

"Hahaha! Really?"

The words of the system made Yao Xiaobai very happy.

"Hmm!"

"Okay, no problem, since the system is so powerful, then I will resolutely complete the task!"

Xiaobai said proudly.