"Are you hurting others and yourself, are you? Have you forgotten what our elementary school teacher said?" Finally arriving at the door of the room, Yan Fei said to Xu Xiaoyan. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

"What are you talking about?" asked Miss Xu Xiaoyan silly.

"If you do something that harms others and benefits yourself, I will punish you for standing for one less class, and those who specialize in doing things that harm others and are not beneficial to themselves like this are purely two hundred and five, I don't think you will be wronged if you stand for a day!" Yan Fei reminded the girl in the tone of a middle-aged man. "Remember what the teacher said?"

"Huh?" the girl was stunned for a moment, remembering the teacher who had said this.

This sentence is still the mantra of the teacher, in the past, bear children loved to destroy, such as secretly digging a hole in the watermelon in someone's watermelon field to pee a little, and then covering the dug melon skin. In this way, after a period of time, this piece of melon skin will grow again, and when people come to eat watermelon in the future, this watermelon will be cut with a knife, and the stinky water will flow inside.

Another example is to take advantage of the fact that there are many people in the wild, secretly poke a hornet's nest nearby, etc.-when he was playing by the river in the spring outing, Yan Fei saw such a student.

In the words of this teacher, this is all two hundred and five talents: if you steal other people's watermelons to eat, then you will quench your own thirst, what good is it for you to spoil other people's melons?

Just for the sake of people waiting for the melon to ripen in the future, everything is a bad melon inside? If you want to gloat, you can't see it? When someone finds a school, can the teacher not clean you up? Not to mention the matter of poking a hornet's nest, in order to lure the hornet to sting people, nine times out of ten, even the initiator can't escape.

Therefore, these things were collectively called by the teacher as things that were harmful to others and not beneficial to oneself.

Since there are things that harm others and are not beneficial to oneself, there are also things that are harmful to others and self-interested, and there are things that do not harm others but benefit oneself, and there are things that are more beneficial to others and oneself.

According to this teacher's theory, those who do the first kind of thing are typical 2500, and they are not wronged when they are beaten, and no one sympathizes with them; those who do the second kind of things are clever and will make a big mistake and go to prison sooner or later; and those who do the third kind of things are ordinary people.

However, if you can turn the three things mentioned above into the fourth type of thing, then you are a smart person.

Because every time this teacher talks about this theory, there are always a few unlucky people who stand against the wall at the back of the classroom and show up as role models. Therefore, many students can always remember this set of theories - when they were young, they used it as a joke and played it, and when they grew up, they felt that it still made sense.

At least that's what Yan Fei thinks.

Yan Fei meant to insinuate this stupid girl. In order to 'punish' others, freezing one's hands in the winter is definitely the first thing the teacher said.

This girl is not stupid, and immediately thought of Yan Fei's intentions. I wasn't annoyed, I laughed grinningly, and while laughing, I put my little hand, which was finally frozen, into Yan Fei's clothes: "Dare to beat around the bush and say that I am second, you think my hands are not cold enough!

Such a second daughter-in-law, it's really impossible!

Yan Fei opened the door and took the girl in, and as soon as the door was closed, she kissed and kissed the girl on the face - this girl stuffed her hands into other people's clothes, and she couldn't pull it out when she was pressed, and she couldn't hide!

During the meal, the girl was still angry: "Yan Xiaofei, you just bully me! Hmph! When I go home, I'll tell your mother to go." ”

"Mmmmmmmm

"Give me such a greasy food early in the morning, can't you dislike me when you're fat?" The girl chewed meat in her mouth and could still talk with a whining voice, what a good skill!

"Mmmm, I don't dislike it, I like the fat and the thin. If you can guess what kind of meat, you will be rewarded with another treasure. "Yan Feishen is mysterious and secret.

"What baby?" the girl didn't guess at all, and just asked for the baby.

"You haven't guessed yet!" Yan Fei insisted.

"Mmmm, I'll try it again, it doesn't seem to be very delicious? It's a little rough when it's stewed, and it's not a little woody. The girl tasted the meat again, but it was not delicious, and tasted the soup again, and it was immediately too beautiful. "This soup tastes good, what kind of meat is it?"

Yan Fei couldn't take this girl, so he said honestly: "Turtle." ”

"What?" said the girl, then giggled, laughing as she spoke. "What do you mean by returnee meat? Have people offended you? Yan Xiaofei, can't you see that you are quite patriotic and xenophobic?"

"Turtles, turtles in the sea. Yan Fei emphasized. He knew that this girl must have understood what he said as a returnee, and the returnee who returned from overseas this year is called a returnee, which is a representative of the upper grade, and the cow!

"Oh!" the girl laughed for a long time before she stopped laughing. "Why do you get something strange to eat every time? But don't say it, although this meat is a little unpalatable, the soup still tastes good!"

"Drink as much as you like. Yan Fei didn't say much, and he didn't explain the source, anyway, this girl would definitely not ask more.

The meat is definitely not too tasty, I don't know how many years it has grown, just look at the size of a room. How much more tender can you expect its meat to be?

Sure enough, when the girl heard that he let herself drink the soup, she drank it deliciously, and did not care about anything else. Anyway, he knew that Yan Fei would definitely not cheat himself, what did he do with so much else? If he wanted to tell himself, he said it directly, and there must be a reason if he didn't want to tell himself.

It is precisely because this girl rarely asks about Yan Fei's affairs at other times except when she is playing, so this girl can often foolishly treat the world's rarest food as a daily routine.

The girl ate and drank for a long time before she remembered: "Yan Xiaofei, I guessed that this is turtle meat." Take out the treasure you have prepared for me!"

Can you play tricks a little more?" Yan Fei was speechless: "The baby is not ready yet, wait for it, now keep it secret." ”

"Mmmmmmmmmm

"Don't worry, I'll give it to you. Yan Fei nodded. "Hurry up and eat, don't let it get cold. Eat more, these days dance practice consumes a lot of nutrients. ”

As soon as she heard about the nutritional supplements, the girl suddenly stared at Yan Fei with a bitter face and said, "Yan Xiaofei, are you giving me special supplements for everything you eat?" I think I'm going to become a monster like you!"

"What's wrong?" Yan Fei was taken aback.

He remembered clearly that when he started, he ate and drank nonsense, and didn't eat anything else every day except dinosaur meat and dinosaur eggs. As a result, within a few days, I went to Mr. He to buy medicine for a long nosebleed, and it didn't get better until I found that I could change.

But this girl hasn't eaten much, although she eats with herself, but she eats something else at every meal, unlike herself who only eats things in the dinosaur world, how can something happen?

The girl was surprised when she saw him, and hurriedly comforted him: "It doesn't seem to be a bad thing, don't worry, I'll show you." ”

As she spoke, the girl put down her chopsticks, moved her chair out of the way, and stood in an open place in the living room.

Then he took a deep breath, jumped hard, and reached out to touch the roof.

After touching it, he stood still and looked at Yan Fei, waiting to listen to Yan Fei's opinion.

Yan Fei was quite puzzled: "Didn't you let me see it?

The girl said angrily, "Didn't you see it? I can touch the roof of the house when I jump on the ground! I can touch the roof! I jump so high!"

"Huh?" Yan Fei reacted, as if there were not many ordinary people jumping so high. But he's a monster himself, so of course he doesn't take it seriously. "Isn't it just jumping higher? Now that your nutrition has kept up, and you practice yoga every day, it's okay if your physical fitness is better, right?"

"I think it's weird anyway. I've practiced yoga a lot, and I haven't seen a few people like me!" the girl pouted, sat down and continued to eat. "Why do I feel like this because of the delicious food you give me every day?"

"Well, this question has to start with talent. Yan Fei cleared his throat and began to talk nonsense. "Look at me, there are many people who practice martial arts, but why am I so good? This is because I am so talented! If you read TV novels, so many people practice martial arts, and there are always some people who are very good and some people who can't practice anything!"

"Even in reality, it is the same, some people are so good at sports that they can go to the Olympics and win gold medals, some people are sick and take medicine every day; and some people go to school and go to university, all of which are taught by a teacher, and as a result, some people are admitted to college, and some people can only go to Karetown University! It is estimated that you are particularly talented in yoga, so no matter how many others practice in summer and winter, it is better for you to fish for three days and dry nets for two days, and practice casually for a few days!"

Well, if you want to say that the most famous foreign university in China, it has to be the University of Karetown, which is squatting at home!

As soon as Yan Fei said this, the girl's brain was entangled in him, and she said angrily: "Who said that I fished for three days and dried my nets for two days? I practice every day now, and I also bought a yoga textbook in the dormitory! ”

Yes, yes, this girl finally knows how to spend money!

Yan Fei doesn't care about how she practices, but cares that she finally knows how to spend money, so if she needs anything, she can buy it!

As a result, as soon as this thought flashed, I heard the girl happily add: "Eighty percent of new books are sold as old books, and I sold them to me for eight cents, and they are still new!"

Even if it's eight cents, even if this girl bravely takes the first step to spend money, it is already a gratifying progress.

"Do you still have any money? Did you buy clothes last time?" Yan Fei asked the girl who was having a foolish time.

"No......" The girl suddenly lost her spirits, and defended: "The sister who teaches dance gave me a dance costume!"

"Hurry up and eat! I'll take you shopping for clothes after dinner. The clothes on my body are all old, and they are too small to wear now, if you don't buy a new one, others will say that I pick the door too much!" Yan Fei turned on the command mode, and the girl seemed to be unable to persuade her. I also blame myself, I should have taken her to buy clothes a long time ago, and it would be too unreliable to let her spend her own money!

"Do you still practice dancing after dinner?" said the girl timidly, knowing that she was at a loss.

"Okay, okay!" Yan Fei was helpless. "Is it a day off?"

"Yan Xiaofei, you are so good!" The girl suddenly became timid, and her feelings were all pretended just now. "Tomorrow's holiday! Tomorrow New Year's Day, there will be a performance tonight, and you won't remember the performance that you have performed in the evening......"

"Remembered, remembered. Do you still have any money?"

"Yes!"

"Yes, I'll give you some more, and reward you for knowing how to buy yourself a yoga book!"

"Hehe...... "The girl who knew she was at a loss laughed embarrassedly, and didn't say anything about not wanting money.

"Let's eat!

"I'm so full, I can't eat, I can't eat. You can eat the rest!"

"Okay!" the Big Stomach King began to sweep.

It's good to have a super big appetite, and you don't have to worry about the problem that there are too many dishes made by fewer people, and the rest will be wasted. You can cook as many dishes as you want, it's beautiful!

"Didn't you just say that I was about to become a monster? Why did you pull my clothes on me again?" When she finished eating and cleaning up the dishes and chopsticks, the girl remembered this problem again, but now she is not faintly worried, since Yan Fei doesn't care, then the girl doesn't care, and now she is imagining a better future.

"Yan Xiaofei, do you say that in the future, will I be able to fly the eaves and walk the wall like you? Then aren't we the heroic couple? You are Brother Jing, no, you have to be Brother Jing, no, it's not right, Brother Fei, ...... you?"

"Uh-huh, you can do whatever you want. Don't wash it, I'll wash it, the water is very cold, don't freeze your hands. ”

"Just wash it, wash it, anyway, you warm my hands after washing!"

This girl is addicted to warming her hands!

When she finished cleaning up and went downstairs with the girl, the girl remembered a new question: "By the way, Yan Xiaofei, I still have to practice dancing in the morning, there are all rehearsal programs, and there is no performance for people to watch, what should you do?"

"I'm also in trouble! Take a trip to the antique city and give a can of wine to the Xiao Wu who helped us sell things last time. By the way, take a stroll around it and gain knowledge. "I can't tell the girl that I promised Kuroko to collect antiques, what if I go and it's worthless?

"Well, be careful yourself. The girl nodded. "Where's your wine?"

"Oh, I put it in the house when I came, and I didn't think I'd be there in the morning when I came out just now. Yan Fei explained. "You go down and push the bike first! I'll just go up and get it myself." ”

The girl did not suspect him, so she took the keys to the bicycle and went downstairs.

Yan Fei walked upstairs a few steps to see that there was no one, and the wine appeared in his hand. It was inconvenient to take two steps, so there was an extra rope in his hand, and he bundled the jar and carried it downstairs.

When she got to the school gate, the girl jumped off her bicycle: "You can just send me here, I'll walk in by myself." If I want to practice dancing for a while, I will walk a little way to digest and digest it, so as not to be unable to dance for a while. ”

"Okay, I'll pick you up at noon and go back to dinner!" Yan Fei said goodbye to the girl.

I pedaled the bicycle and walked away, and I vaguely heard the girl muttering behind me: "Stinky Yan Xiaofei, do you think I can't help it if I give me more money?"

Yan Fei immediately became alert.

After walking a few steps, turning a corner and coming back, he saw the girl's figure from a distance, walking towards a place opposite the school, Yan Fei suddenly cried and laughed.

This girl went straight to the bank, and it turned out that this girl deposited the money that Yan Fei gave her in the bank if she couldn't spend it.

didn't spend any money, and she was still slamming the door like this, this girl was really hopeless.

Yan Fei had already thought that when the two got married in the future, when they were both seventy or eighty, the girl wore reading glasses and threaded needles and threads, and nagged while sewing and mending: "Yan Xiaofei, you don't know how to live anymore, these socks have only been mended twenty times, don't you want to wear them and want to change them to new ones?"

Thinking about it like this, Yan Fei suddenly shuddered, and secretly made up her mind in her heart: she must cultivate the girl as soon as possible and become a good daughter-in-law who spends money like water and takes money every day!

Well, a daughter-in-law who doesn't spend money is definitely not a good daughter-in-law!

Just thinking about it, I saw that the girl pouted and turned back, muttering as she walked: "This bank service is too bad, what time will it not open the door......

Yan Fei gloated and pedaled on his bicycle and headed towards the antique city!