Chapter 285: Lu Ziqiao's Communicative Skills

"Ziqiao, how are you going to break into the enemy?" Yu Xiaomeow asked curiously.

"You know by looking at it. Lu Ziqiao snapped his fingers, and then shouted loudly, "Lao Wang." ”

Sure enough, a person looked back at Lu Ziqiao suspiciously.

Lu Ziqiao and the man glanced at each other. I've confirmed that this is the right person.

Lu Ziqiao decisively changed his expression, and then said excitedly: "Lao Wang, I want to kill you." ”

The man looked at Lu Ziqiao with a confused expression, who is this?

Lu Ziqiao didn't care what the other party was thinking, he rushed up and hugged the other party excitedly.

The man was still confused. Sure enough, I still can't remember who this thing is.

Lu Ziqiao said excitedly: "You don't remember me, I'm Lu Xiaobu." I've also borrowed you to copy your homework. ”

The man thought about it, forget it, he can't remember it anyway, since he knows me, it must be my classmate.

Then he suddenly said: "Oh~ I remembered, I haven't seen you for a long time, how is it lately? ”

Then the two hugged each other excitedly, as if they were really old classmates who hadn't seen each other for many years.

Everyone looked at Lu Ziqiao's operation, and they were also speechless for a while, I damn it, this will work.

Then everyone dispersed in search of something to be amusement.

Before you know it, after more than two hours, everyone slowly began to get bored.

Everyone gathered together, and one of them asked Lu Zhanbo: "Why hasn't the memorial service started yet?

Everyone responded, and another person said, "Zhanbo, let's just end it early." ”

Lu Zhanbo was also a little at a loss, and he didn't know where Hu Yifei had gone at this time.

Lu Zhanbo said: "My sister only asked me to be in charge of the organization, and she didn't say that I would be in charge. ”

Another person asked, "What about Duyi, he is Yifei's favorite man, and he should preside over it." ”

Again, the crowd responded.

Yu Xiaomeow whispered in Guo Jialin's ear: "Someone dares to make a rumor about Sister Yifei, I'm afraid it's too long!"

At this time, I only heard Lu Ziqiao shouting: "Du Yi is not here, we should choose someone who can calm the scene as the host." ”

Then Lu Ziqiao changed various voices to support himself.

"I think that's right. ”

"I choose Lu Xiaobu. He's what everyone wants. ”

“……”

"Damn, is Lu Ziqiao treating everyone as fools?" Chen Meijia complained.

Guo Jialin nodded thoughtfully, "Ordinary people have a herd mentality, Ziqiao's trick is wonderful." ”

"Herd mentality refers to the fact that an individual is influenced by the behavior of the outside crowd and behaves in a way that conforms to public opinion or the majority of people in terms of perception, judgment and understanding......" explains Luk.

"Stop. Chen Meijia hurriedly interrupted Lu Zhanbo's words, Chen Meijia didn't want to listen to Lu Zhanbo's rambling explanation.

At this time, everyone really responded to Lu Ziqiao, "Lu Xiaobu, Lu Xiaobu ......"

Then Lu Zi pretended to be extremely reluctant and was pushed out by everyone.

"Damn, when you are a bitch, you have to set up an archway. Chen Meijia said speechlessly.

Lu Ziqiao was also secretly happy when he saw everyone's reaction, but the surface work still had to be done.

"Ladies and gentlemen, I am ashamed to have been wrongly loved. It is very rare for our brothers and sisters in the fifth class of junior high school to be able to gather together, and it is true that one of our classmates should be selected as a liaison for future gatherings, but ...... I'm not up to the task. ”

Lu Ziqiao paused deliberately, waiting for everyone to promote himself again, and sure enough, everyone responded again.

"I'll be obedient. If this is left abroad, Ziqiao can be properly elected as a member of the council!" Ye Zi shook his head and said.

But Lu Ziqiao still felt dissatisfied, then turned around, changed his voice and said, "Be a squad leader, be a squad leader......"

Then Lu Ziqiao turned around again and said to everyone: "Don't make a fuss, how can I be the squad leader?"

Guo Jialin and the others were speechless, this is blatantly playing everyone as fools.

didn't expect him to be really successful, and everyone elected Lu Ziqiao as the squad leader.

Lu Ziqiao got cheap and behaved, and after some nonsense, he agreed to be the squad leader.

Just as he was about to give his inaugural speech. Lu Zhanbo hurriedly pulled Lu Ziqiao away, isn't this a deliberate troublemaker?

But Lu Ziqiao finally broke into the enemy's high-level, how could he be pulled away by Lu Zhanbo!

So the scene became anxious for a while.

At this time, Zeng Xiaoxian followed Hu Yifei and walked in, and Hu Yifei shouted: "Publish a head!"

Everyone turned their heads to look over, and suddenly screamed in horror, and then they all fled to the corner, looking at Hu Yifei tremblingly.

"Are we going to perform along too?" Yu Xiaomeow asked with a smile.

It's kind of interesting to think about.

"Are you sure?You're not afraid of Yifei's revenge?" Chen Meijia shuddered as if she suddenly remembered something terrifying, and looked at Yu Xiaomeow meaningfully.

Chen Meijia still remembers that when she gossiped about Hu Yifei and Zeng Xiaoxian in the past, she was super miserable by Hu Yifei, and she didn't want to go through it a second time.

"Forget it, forget it, I can't afford to provoke it, I can't afford to provoke it. Yu Xiaomeow hurriedly said.

"I just took Doe to the hospital. I saw Hu Yifei step forward, standing in front of his black and white photo and said.

Everyone was even more scared, you must know that Du Yi is Hu Yifei's favorite person!

Even Du Yi was sent to the hospital by Hu Yifei, so is he far from death?

"There are a couple of things that I need to announce. Hu Yifei said: "First, I didn't die. Second, Doe and I are innocent. Third, if any of you dare to spread rumors about me again, the end will be worse than his. ”

Everyone talked about it, and some people said that Hu Yifei deceived everyone's feelings.

At this time, Lu Ziqiao spoke again, and took the opportunity to change everyone's topic on the grounds of having a party.

Of course, Lu Ziqiao didn't want to help Hu Yifei, he just wanted to have a party.

At the same time as the party, if he could help Hu Yifei, Lu Ziqiao would not mind helping, after all, he was using the name of Hu Yifei's treat.

So in this way, Lu Ziqiao successfully held a party again, and he didn't spend a penny.

This wave of blood earns.

"Damn. Hu Yifei looked at everyone who left speechlessly, and after doing it for a long time, he lost his wife and broke his army, but he didn't get any benefits.

Maybe the only good thing is to make Du Yi stop making his own rumors, after all, Du Yi was completely stunned by himself just now.

Hu Yifei returned to the room angrily, leaving Lu Zhanbo standing in the living room with a confused face, this matter is over?

For Hu Yifei, this matter may be in the past.

But for Lu Zhanbo, he also needs to clean the room.