Chapter Twenty-Three: Forced to Become an Apprentice
Baili Zimo and the others turned their heads when they heard the sound, and each of them was holding a big crab in their hands. www.biquge.info I saw a thin woman in her forties, dressed like a beggar, with unkempt hair and bright eyes, staring intently at the crab in Xiaoxue's hand, inhaling incessantly, and not bothering to wipe it when saliva flowed down.
Mr. Lu drove her away in disgust: "Go and go, stand far away if you want food, don't affect our food." He is not very old, and he has hands and feet to beg for food, he must be a lazy guy......"
The woman's eyes glared: "Who are you talking about?" Open your dog's eyes wide and see clearly, we are the famous 'martial arts doctor double master' on the rivers and lakes, as soon as our honorific name is revealed, black and white who disrespectfully calls us seniors." We are twice as old as you...... You poor sour, don't look down on people. ”
Mr. Lu looked her from head to toe, and sneered: "You, a martial arts master, a medical master, I think you are a 'deception master', you want to trick us into eating the crabs? Zi Mo, eat quickly, you are the youngest, be careful of this scoundrel robbing you." ”
The woman was so angry that her hair was about to stand on end, she had been crisscrossing the rivers and lakes for more than 50 years, and anyone who dared to talk to her like this had already reported to the king of Hades. She grabbed Mr. Lu's belt with one hand and danced her like a wooden stick. Mr. Lu's chubby body was pulled into a circle in the air, his mouth was screaming, his hands were dancing, and he was embarrassed.
Baili Zimo and the others opened their mouths wide to watch, and the crab in Huo Xiaodong's hand fell to the ground without noticing. The woman stopped abruptly and threw Mr. Lu far away with ease like a chicken. Everyone's heads were drawn in a semicircle from west to east, and they exclaimed in amazement that they saw Mr. turn into a small black dot, and the screams in their mouths were still in their ears.
The woman suddenly disappeared in place, appeared in the distance where Mr. Lu fell, grabbed her trouser belt with one hand and caught it, and then, a few jumps came to the crowd.
She put Mr. Lu on the ground, looked at Mr. Lu's shaking legs proudly, and said in a cheap tone that made people listen to it very uncomfortable: "How is it? We, Hu Xiaopan, are we lazy beggars, but we are liars who have lost our reputation?"
Baili Zimo woke up from the shock first, and she rubbed her frozen cheeks. Defend your husband: "Look at your dress, and then look at your expression, it's no wonder that people mistake you for a beggar." Besides, you look like you're in your early forties, who would have thought that you were a respected martial arts senior. Aren't all the martial arts seniors upright, righteous and awe-inspiring, and a heroic spirit...... And you-"
Baili Zimo looked at her from head to toe and pouted. Hu Xiaopan grinned and said, "Don't compare those sanctimonious masked people with my old man." We are informal, don't look at us carelessly, who doesn't praise our name on the rivers and lakes? Little girl, don't just look at appearance. ”
Saying that, he sat next to Baili Zimo, and reached out to take the crab from the pot, but was knocked back by Xiaoxue with chopsticks. "This is the fruit of our common labor, why do you eat the crabs we caught if you don't make any effort? Look at your gluttony, the trick you just said is all made up by the crabs who want to deceive us. ”
Baili Zimo glanced at her obliquely. She saw that the crab in her hand was taken away, and she wanted to get angry at Zimo and was afraid that people would say that she was bullying children, and she wanted to rob her, and she was afraid that people would say that she was bullying, so she sat there and rubbed her hands in a hurry: "My old man has nothing else to say, just a little - love food, my old man has tasted all the well-known restaurants in the mainland, and even the dishes in the imperial kitchen of the palace, we have also eaten...... However, after more than 60 years of eating, my old man has never eaten the objects in your pot...... Little girl, divide one for my old man to satisfy his hunger. ”
"You said you wanted to eat it, just give it? Hmph, I don't know how many people in the world want to eat the dishes cooked by Zi Mo, but it's a pity that there are few people who have this blessing! Even as her husband, I've only eaten it once or twice. You...... This strange beggar passing by also wants to taste Zi Mo's craftsmanship?
Mr. Lu's face was a little better, and he deliberately picked up a crab in front of Hu Xiaopan, swaggered to pick up a crab, unscrewed a crab leg, dipped it in sauce, ate it soundly, and glanced at Hu Xiaopan's gluttony provocatively from time to time.
Hu Xiaopan listened to Mr. Lu's words, his eyes lit up, and his voice was full of excitement: "Little girl, you are the little boss Baili Zimo in the delicious building? I heard a friend who traveled through Mingyan in the capital say that the buns, porridge, vegetables, and dim sum of your delicious building are a must, and it is said that you have created a precedent for pork refining and stir-frying." I've eaten dishes that have been stir-fried in oil, and they do taste much better than cooking. My old friend said, your stir-fried dishes are so fragrant that other chefs can't match them. Let me taste if it's an exaggeration. ”
As she spoke, she stretched out her claws again. "No, no, Zi Mo doesn't open his mouth, you don't want to eat a leg of this crab. Lin Ying closed the lid of the pot, covered it with both hands, and did not let go.
"Little girl, I won't eat you for nothing, do you think it's good to be like this...... I will teach you to be an apprentice, teach you martial arts, let you fight invincible opponents all over the world, and dominate the martial arts of the rivers and lakes. Hu Xiaopan waited expectantly for her to agree, how many young talents asked to worship her as a teacher through the back door, but she refused, what a great honor it is to accept her as an apprentice, hurry up and agree!
"If you don't study, it's very hard, meditating and practicing every day, boring to death. Baili Zimo is not interested in practicing martial arts, the rivers and lakes are not what she wants, she just wants to plant a few acres of vegetable land, open a few shops, plant fields for cooking, and live a simple, plain and warm life. (In fact, I want to learn very much, but I am afraid of being fooled and leading the wolf into the room)
Hu Xiaopan frowned: "Then I will teach you peerless medical skills, bring the dead back to life, treat diseases and save people, and become a generation of famous doctors?" This will not be afraid that you will not be tempted!
"Don't, doctors always deal with patients and injured people, blood hula, affect food **, don't learn!" "How can you hold a spatula and cook food with a sense of accomplishment and art?"
"That--I'll give you the medicine I have refined, I have taken the pill to strengthen the body and heal myself from all diseases, there is the pill that increases my strength and no matter how serious the internal injury is, and there is the trauma medicine that immediately stops the bleeding and heals quickly from the broken tendons and bones...... There are also **, drugs, aphrodisiacs, ......" Hu Xiaopan displayed all her bottles and cans in front of Zi Mo, as long as she nodded, it was all hers.
Baili Zimo looked at her and said more and more outrageous, even the aphrodisiac came out, and interrupted her: "Okay, okay, how can it be like selling dog skin plaster." Those tonic medicines for strengthening the body and wound medicine for quickly stopping bleeding, I want them, you can put away the rest, I don't need it!"
"How can you not use it, when the medicine is used, you will hate it less. My elixir is not worth changing in the rivers and lakes. Hu Xiaopan looked indignant when he saw that she despised her ability to refine medicine.
"Okay...... Leave it all to me, and we'll make a fortune as soon as it changes hands...... However, you can't be a fake drug, and you will get into a lawsuit if you eat the dead...... Forget it, you put it away quickly. Baili Zimo couldn't help but smile and said.
"Hey...... You can insult me, you can't insult my medical skills, you can doubt me, you can't doubt my elixir. If you don't believe me, I'......"
"Okay, okay, don't chirp crookedly, whether you still eat or not, it's just right not to eat, and there are few people to rob us. Lin Ying stopped her from going on, opened the lid of the pot, and brought herself a big crab, and ate it with relish.
When Hu Xiaopan saw this posture, he didn't even bother to put away the medicine bottle, grabbed a crab and gnawed it. Baili Qianxiang saw that she was so violent, and hurriedly taught her sister how to eat crabs and patiently taught her. Hu Xiaopan followed their example and dipped in the sauce, ate the crab paste, made a satisfied sound of "um-", closed his eyes, and savored it for a long time.