When Du Tianhong received the call, he was pushing the "Incisor Tower" in the game, and the joy of the upcoming victory made him feel very good. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

But when he heard what was said on the phone, he was wiped out.

An irrepressible fire of anger burned a little green above his head. After shooting the mouse and smashing the keyboard, he decided to go and see the scene.

When he was about to go out, he remembered that the obscene "informant" on the phone had specially told him that the guy who lit a fire in his backyard was good, and in order not to let himself suffer, he turned back to the bedroom and took out the short knife made in Italy - "Tiger Strike", and he wanted to cut off the inquisitor's little Gigi like a tiger.

Gao Xue came out of the shower and found that the TV had been turned off, and Jun Wuying was sitting on the carpet meditating.

When she tiptoed to walk over, she found that she was stopped by an invisible barrier, unable to see, touch, or pass.

She called out tentatively, "Brother?"

"Whew-" Jun Wuying let out a breath of turbid air and opened his scarlet eyes.

Gao Xue's heart trembled, how could he take a bath, and Jun Wuying got trachoma?

Blinking his dry eyes twice, the scarlet color gradually faded, and Jun Wuying stood up from the ground, and the invisible barrier disappeared.

Gao Xue, who had been observing him against the barrier, did not adjust his center of gravity in time and staggered forward.

Jun Wuying stretched out his hand to take it, and it was very unfortunate that he pressed it on a ball of softness.

Pinched, soft and soft, there are "points", which cannot be "grasped" - it is indeed a place that should not be pressed.

Jun Wuying was very embarrassed, froze his body, and didn't dare to make any more moves.

Gao Xue hurriedly stood up, tidied up her clothes, and blushed a little.

For a while, the atmosphere in the living room was a little ambiguous......

"You...... What were you doing just now?" Gao Xue was the first to break the embarrassment.

"I'm sure I'm in the wrong place. Jun Wuying said honestly, "I didn't expect it to be so soft." ”

"Gee, I'm not asking this. Gao Xue felt that her neck was red, "I'm asking why you don't watch TV and sit up." ”

When Jun Wuying heard that he was asking this, he immediately breathed a sigh of relief: "This box is not small, it can actually disturb my demons, you try not to open it in the future, it is very dangerous." ”

"Huh?" Gao Xue frowned slightly: "Is it that powerful?"

Jun Wuying exhaled meaningfully: "You are better than it." ”

Gao Xue understood this, and knew why he said that TV could disturb his demons. I can't help but laugh when I think about it, I didn't expect him to be such an innocent monster.

"Brother, whatever you want to eat, I'll cook it for you myself. ”

"Okay, actually, I wanted to eat half a month ago. Jun Wuying touched his stomach and said, "But the closer I get to your city, the more I find that there is nothing to eat." It's all stinky, and I'm worried about my stomach. ”

I really didn't expect that even the monsters would not dare to try the pollution caused by human beings to the environment, and the human beings themselves would be unaware of it. You must know that diseases come from the mouth, so many strange diseases have sprung up like mushrooms after a rain to plague modern people, but they have never been able to make people wake up.

Gao Xue sighed, "Then how long have you not eaten?"

"How is that possible!" Jun Wuying denied her guess: "The last time I ate was about half a year ago. ”

"Huh, so long?" Gao Xue was surprised.

"Last year, when it was snowing heavily, a hare got lost and ran into my cave. Jun Wuying smacked his lips and said with an endless aftertaste: "I grabbed the radish that it was ready to spend the winter, it was so crisp!"

Gao Xue secretly speculated and asked tentatively: "Brother, you don't eat rabbits, but rob other people's turnips?"

"I can't eat rabbits. Jun Wuying said: "The cave was originally a black bear's nest, I ate the bear clean, and when I was tired of it, the rabbit sent it to the door by itself." You can't blame me for being ruthless, after all, in the middle of winter, I have nowhere to look for a turnip, so I can only grab it. ”

"Eat all the bears?!" Gao Xue looked at his refrigerator, and eighty percent of the ingredients in it couldn't fill Jun Wuying's stomach.

"It's just more than 800 pounds, what to make a fuss about. Jun Wuying said: "For me, eating is just to satisfy my appetite, in fact, it's okay not to eat, because I'll never be hungry." However, there will be gluttony. After all, when I wasn't a youkai, the happiest thing I did every day was eating. ”

"If you say that, I understand. Gao Xue put her mind at ease, this time she didn't have to empty the supermarket, "Even if I fry a dish, as long as it's delicious, you will be happy?"

"That's right, I just don't know how good you are. Jun Wuying sighed with emotion: "I once had a flower banquet, which may be the most delicious I have ever eaten." ”

"Flower banquet?" Gao Xue smiled: "What should I be, I can also take you to eat this thing." ”

"Heh, is there a flower demon in your flower banquet?" Jun Wuying narrowed his eyes, as if he was thinking about something, "The flower banquet prepared for me by the eight hundred flower demons, each flower demon uses his own body as an ingredient...... Even if it's a god in the sky, I'm afraid it won't be as blessed as me. ”

Gao Xue was dumbfounded when he heard this, if this wasn't bragging, then Jun Wuying would really be too natural! The flower demon used himself as a dish for him to eat? There was definitely a big inside story in this.

"Tell me?" Gao Xue couldn't hold back her curiosity: "Why did the flower demon do this?

Jun Wuying didn't pay attention to her at all, "Let's talk about something practical, what are you going to do for me to eat in a while?"

Tick-click!

The fingerprint lock on the door was successfully brushed open, and Du Tianhong walked in with a black face.

As soon as he entered the living room, he saw his girlfriend sitting with a little white face, and the little white face actually asked Gao Xue what he was going to do for him in a while.

You must know that in addition to ordering takeout for him, Gao Xue has never cooked in person!

The nameless vinegar fire rose up, flashing with green light, hovering above Du Tianhong's head.

"Xue, who is he?!" Du Tianhong yelled: "Who is this TM!!

Gao Xue didn't expect Du Tianhong to come, and he still looked so angry.

"What's wrong with you? Can't you talk well?"

"Speak well?" Du Tianhong suppressed his anger and pointed at Jun Wuying, "Then you tell me who he is, why is he at your house?"

"He's my brother. Gao Xue's face was calm, "Can you put your finger down for me?"

"Your brother?" Du Tianhong sneered: "When did you recognize the eldest brother? Why have I never heard of it?"

"I just recognized it, what's wrong?" Jun Wuying raised his eyebrows at Du Tianhong: "You are angry, Yintang is green, something bad is going to happen recently, you have to be careful!"