Chapter 5 When digging a pit is in progress

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"That's right! ”

He suddenly thought of introducing business to Yao Xiaobai.

"Yang Wanjun is a dog, when he was in college, he relied on his superhuman skills, strong and strong muscles, and was out of the limelight, eating all ages, down to the senior sisters, to the senior sisters, and even to some young and beautiful teachers. ”

"Let us beautiful men with good looks can only sigh with joy. ”

Liu Shaoyi remembered that in the unforgettable four years of college, several girls he had a crush on and liked were finally thrown into Yang Wanjun's arms, and he suddenly felt a feeling of itching his teeth.

"I went out for a stroll, and inexplicably I dug a pit and jumped by myself, crackling to a small 10,000 yuan, and I was so scared that I almost peed my crotch. ”

"I want you to taste this taste too, when the time comes, I have to discuss with the little boss in advance, I want to have more crocodiles in it, and the time will be longer, it is best to scare you to the point of urine, and see how you will be embarrassed in front of me in the future!"

In his mind, he thought of Yang Wanjun, who was tall and always had a hard face, and the aura of the person in front of him, the appearance of the ass urine, he couldn't help but slightly turn up the corners of his mouth, revealing a mysterious smile.

"It's rare that this guy sent himself to the door today, so if I don't push you, I can't help the nearly 100 grandpas Mao who died today. ”

"This guy, don't look at his tall and big, in fact, his heart is thinner than anyone else, I have to dig a hole!"

When Liu Shaoyi thought of this, he forcibly held back the smile in his heart, continued to maintain that impatient look on his face, and glanced at Yang Wanjun without speaking.

Seeing Liu Shaoyi's reaction, Yang Wanjun was even more proud.

He sat on the desk in front of Liu Shaoyi, and said with a lively expression and a mocking tone: "Yo! ”

"The wallet is still so deflated!"

"Come, tell my brother, did you set up a game to play fairy jumping!"

"You think I'm like you, with big limbs and a simple mind?"

Liu Shaoyi responded, took out the acting skills of a professional actor, and said viciously with a hint of annoyance and shame on his face.

The more impatient and angry he became, the more interested Yang Wanjun became.

As the saying goes, happiness is based on other people's suffering.

"Hehe! I admit that the limbs are indeed more developed, and I know this if you don't tell me. ”

While speaking, Yang Wanjun also skillfully and naturally bent his arms and posed in a posture to show off his muscles.

"However, my most developed is the fifth limb!"

"Hehe! hey, hey, hahahahaha!"

Yang Wanjun's smile was extremely obscene, and he was full of pride and mockery.

"As for being simple-minded, it's all a lie, you still take it seriously!"

"Let's talk about it quickly! The year-end bonus just issued yesterday has only been a day, why has your wallet become so shriveled?"

"This guy really took the bait. ”

Liu Shaoyi looked at Yang Wanjun, who was sitting on his desk in front of him, constantly shaking his two long legs, and was extremely frightened, and thought in his heart: "I told you to be proud now, to be proud of death, and it will be time for you to cry when you turn back." ”

Thinking so, he said with a still impatient look: "I went out to play today, and I found something new in a place, and I was rarely happy, so I spent a little more." But it's okay, isn't the money just for spending?"

"Anyway, I have a lot of handsome fans, and there are a lot of bonuses in the station, so I can spend it!

"It's not like some people, who have a white body of pimple meat, they will say that they can't do it, and the program they host has one of the best ratings in the TV station every time, counting down. ”

"You!"

"What else can I see in Hong Kong this month, I haven't seen it!"

"Could it be that you are rare and strange, being deceived!"

Yang Wanjun decisively took the bait.

"Huh!"

Looking at Yang Wanjun, who had already fallen into the pit, Liu Shao smiled.