Chapter 547: Eye-watering jelly
How cheap and cheap the chubby meat face is, people can't help but want to punch a few punches to turn the buns into meatloaf. Hao Hongwei, who had never seen Li Chuyi's virtue, was dumbfounded, his half-slapped face froze in the air, and his hair was fried crookedly. And Hao Youxiao, who has seen and practiced it herself, rolled her eyes, and the scenes of the past flowed through her mind, and her pretty face turned red instantly.
With a hard sip at the little fat man, Miss Hao turned around and left. Seeing that she left like this without saying a word, Hao Hongwei couldn't get tired of it, his eyes flickered and looked at her departing back, and his face was full of vigilance.
"Why did she leave? Little fat man, why do I feel a little hairy in my heart?"
Li Chuyi guessed a little bit of Miss Hao's thoughts, and estimated that this girl should have remembered the previous events when she saw her old skills repeated. But he couldn't say this clearly, if he showed a little meaning and let Hao Hongwei see something, then he couldn't wash it clean by jumping into the molten gold pool.
hurriedly put on a caring appearance, and the little fat man echoed: "Well, I don't feel right either, my ass is like sitting on the yin wind outlet, from the chrysanthemum all the way to the top of the head!"
"Can you be gentle!" Hao Hongwei rolled his eyes, thinking of Li Chuyi's cheap appearance just now, he was tired and uncomfortable, and his ass moved and dragged the chair to the side, wanting to stay away from him.
The little fat man didn't care at all, and said leisurely without care: "Since ancient times, there are many scum, and the master doesn't want to be a scum, so it's better to be sincere!"
Normal people can't communicate with Li Chuyi anymore, and Hao Hongwei thinks he is a normal person, so he completely gives up.
Don't look away from Li Chuyi's smug appearance, the big fat man stared at Hao Youxiao on the bow of the boat, his eyes flickering. After thinking about it for a long time, he didn't figure out a reason, he slapped his thigh and whispered: "What about him! I can't think of it, I don't want to think about it, it's a big deal, I don't eat, drink, or touch the things that this girl has touched along the way, I don't believe it, so I can still be tricked!"
He slapped his thigh and startled Li Chuyi, thinking that he was going to do it again, but the cheap look on his face hadn't been squeezed out half of it, but when he heard the big fat man say this, the little fat man suddenly rolled his eyes and twisted his face to the side and pouted.
If I remember correctly, in the temporary inn at the entrance of the cold prison, Hao Hongwei had not touched anything that Hao Youxiao had touched when he was poisoned, and if there was one, the tray where the tea set was put had been touched by both of them, and it was one person who was not next to each other at all. In this way, the big fat man was still poisoned unconsciously, Li Chuyi thought that if Miss Hao really wanted to poison him, Hao Hongwei would find a piece of gold leaf to wrap himself up, and it would be useless.
But if you think about it, Li Chu won't say it when he is killed. stimulated the big fat man to go crazy again, and if he had a fight with himself, it was a small matter, and if he broke the priceless snow spirit boat under his feet, Li Chuyi estimated that he would be one step ahead of him, and he would be distressed to death.
Just now, he was scolded with his head on his head, and he only had a rough piece of this snow spirit boat, and then he was left to look at the ground. At this time, he poured out the space to take a closer look, the more the little fat man looked at the little face, the more embarrassed and admired, and secretly said that this baby is worthy of being sold for so much money, just looking at this appearance is not ordinary!
Although Xue Lingzhou has the word boat in its name, it is actually not the shape of the boat he imagined at all. The snow spirit boat itself has no fixed form, it is a kind of jelly-like gelatinous substance that has been specially refined by several spiritual materials, except for the magic circle used to drive the inlaid spirit stone, which can only shrink and cannot be changed, the rest of the part can be changed according to the needs of the monk.
Hao Hongwei dragged him out of the Baijiaji as soon as he left the Baijiaji, if it weren't for the big fat man himself saying that this was Xue Lingzhou, Li Chu couldn't have imagined that the jelly that collapsed in Hao Hongwei's hands was the Xue Lingzhou that made him pee his pants. It wasn't until the jelly changed to its current size under the mind of the big fat man and wrapped the three of them in that Li Chuyi, who was still a little dreamy, finally believed in this fact.
After walking for so long, Li Chuyi also saw the power of this baby. Not only does it isolate the monk's breath from the outside world, but because its form can change at will, there is little terrain on the snow that can hinder it.
Needless to say, ordinary small potholes and small depressions, even some mountain streams and ravines that are not too big cannot stop it. The width is narrower, it is directly elongated like a stick and directly hits it, and when it encounters a wider ravine, it will directly form a ball, just like a bouncy ball, and jump over with a forceful flick. As long as it doesn't hit a snow cliff that goes straight up and down or a huge chasm that can't be seen at a glance, there is basically no terrain that can hinder it in front of this snow spirit boat. Secretly estimated the speed of its traveling, and then thought about the days when he and Hao Youxiao "walked in the snow", Li Chuyi's eyes became more and more enthusiastic when he looked at it, and his saliva almost didn't flow.
There were several encounters with snow golems on the road, and their aura was well covered by the snow spirit boat, and most of the snow golems didn't even look at them, and directly regarded the snow spirit boat as a rolling snowball. As for why a snowball that wasn't a snow golem would roll on its own without stopping at all, the question wouldn't even be a thought of in the light of the snow golem's utter intelligence.
A few times it may be that they are too close, or the snow golems are relatively powerful, and they all roll up together when they see the snow spirit boat, as if they want to get closer to see what this "big snowball" is. But in front of Xue Lingzhou, the speed of the snow golem rolled to the extreme, and he could only watch the distance between the two sides shrink little by little. Although one of the fastest ones could not be shaken off with speed, under the control of Hao Hongwei, the snow spirit boat rushed to a snow ditch and jumped over and landed firmly on the opposite bank, while the snow golem with fast speed rolled down the snow ditch stupidly, and after it rolled up from the opposite bank, there was no trace of the snow spirit boat in front of him.
Li Chuyi laughed and couldn't straighten his waist, he knew that the snow puppet was stupid, but he didn't expect this thing to be stupid like this. On the way to Baijiaji, he saw three snow golems chasing three unlucky monks, and finally devoured them all, not to mention, he couldn't even kill one of them by self-destructing. At that time, he was already very shocked by the speed of the snow golems, and it was not until this time that he saw these snow golems chasing the snow spirit boat at full speed, and he finally knew how fast the snow golems could run.
Naturally, he wouldn't pay attention to the speed outside, but in the snow on the second floor of this cold prison, if he couldn't fly or even run on the snow, he would not be able to run away if he only relied on two legs to trek through the snow, and if he touched the snow golem, he would not be able to run away even if he was given another ten legs to work hard.
As a result, he became even hotter about this snow spirit boat. This is not only a matter of money, he feels that this snow spirit boat should also be of great use in the lower layers. If nothing else is to say that it is a matter of running, the snow spirit boat, which is almost all-terrain and has an unabated speed, is undoubtedly the best choice to escape and save his life.
"Big fat man, Xue Lingzhou, do you have any extra money, lend me one, and I'll pay you back!" The little fat man licked his face and leaned over.
Glancing at him with slanted eyes, the big fat man grinned and said, "You have made Youxiao my brother-in-law, I can give you one, it will be regarded as a dowry!"
This foolish thing is boring!
Li Chu kept pouting, he felt that Hao Da Fat Man was possessed by a matchmaker for a while, and if he had nothing to do, he would pry his marriage, and if he went on like this, this big fat man would not do any business, and the people who walked the streets and alleys just told people that the matchmaker could make him have enough food and clothing, eat and drink without worry.
"Shout, what kind of expression do you have, still don't want to?"
Hao Hongwei raised his eyebrows, and wrapped his arms around Li Chuyi's neck to the death, his eyes fluttered to confirm that Hao Youxiao didn't pay attention to this, and his bull's eyes attached to the little fat man's ear and said viciously: "Little ghost, fourth master, I have been traveling south and north for so many years, and I have been on the kang more than you have walked, do you believe it? Youxiao, this girl is obviously in trouble, it must be that you, a little scumbag, have done something mad and unreasonable, but this girl not only did not poison you, but you also planted something in your heart, can't you see it?"
slapped the thick and scary arm on his neck hard, until Hao Hongwei slightly relieved his strength, Li Chuyi finally gasped, panting and protesting: "You can see a fart! I said it's okay, you can think about it yourself! Hurry up and let go of me, or I'll turn my face!"
"Shouting, dare to be fierce?"
The big fat man sneered and stuck hard, until Li Chuyi rolled his eyes and foamed at the mouth before letting go again, and then looked at him with a sneer.
"Let me ask you, why are you two okay Xiaoxiao cooking for you?"
"It's all said, it's a coincidence! Your sister is greedy, let's follow the light! This is called a coincidence, you have to think about it!" Li Chuyi rolled his eyes.
"Then something happened to your house, why didn't Hao Youxiao worry about the loss but worried about the safety of your little bastard first, and her first reaction was to run over and want to help you?" Hao Hongwei sneered, squinted his eyes and continued to ask.
"Do you still need to ask?" the little fat man said angrily, "This shows that she has humanity and knows that human life is more precious than anything else! How can you be like you, a dead fat man who has lost money, and you are still worried about your loss, can't you care about my safety like your sister? Do you know how cold my heart is because of what you do......?
Syllable~!
"Don't you want to drag the poems for me!"
Hao Hongwei slapped him on the door of his brain, and snorted angrily: "Do you think Lao Tzu is distressed about the loss? Lao Tzu is distressed that Lao Tzu's masterpiece was ruined by you!"
"What masterpiece?" Li Chuyi was stunned.
"That's... You don't need to know! Anyway, it's something that Lao Tzu has worked so hard to eat, and it was blown up by you like this, so you say Lao Tzu can not get angry?"
The big fat man avoided answering, but how could Li Chuyi let him, a pair of eyes stared at him faintly, and the big fat man was a little hairy in his heart, so he quickly changed the topic.
"Okay! If you don't admit the first two, forget it, I'll treat you as a coincidence! Then let me ask you, why did the first thing you say after we entered your house was, 'Why are you not wearing clothes?'"
The word "again" was bitten very hard by the big fat man, and Li Chuyi, who was attached to his ear, could clearly hear the sound of this guy grinding his teeth, and it seemed that if there was no reasonable explanation, the big fat man could bite him directly.
As soon as Li Chu hated this in his heart, he wondered why this big fat man's brain was so good?
Is this girl usually practiced by keeping small accounts?