Chapter 04: Silkworm Cup

"I'm looking up at the moon, how many dreams fly in zìyóu. Yesterday I forgot, the wind dried up the sorrow, I want to meet you again on that vast road......"

The moon was like water, and Wei Xiaobao stood by an old garbage dump and sang loudly.

"Boss, Brother Tai said that everything is done. ”

Beside Wei Xiaobao, a young man appeared, this person was named Xiaosi.

Although Xiao Si is young, Yake is one of the most capable people in the auto repair shop, and this time he was arranged by Atai to Wei Xiaobao as a driver and assistant.

"Haha, how did I sing just now, Xiaosi, do you think I have the potential to become a superstar?"

Wei Xiaobao shook his hair and asked narcissistically.

"Boss, what are you talking about?" Xiao Si paused and asked, but then he got up with cotton stuffed in his ears.

Obviously, someone's singing voice just now is really terrible!

Xiao Si secretly took off the tampon in his ear and said with a dry smile: "Boss, what did you ask me just now?"

Your sister, do you think you want to stop my brother's singing by stuffing a tampon? Cut, I injected true anger into the song, okay? Otherwise, do you think Chang Kai's goods have been shivering and cold? That's scared!

Wei Xiaobao has a big opinion about Xiao Si.

"I just asked you a pretty strict question, and you didn't hear it?" Wei Xiaobao stretched his face, paused and asked again, "Do you think I have the potential to become a superstar?"

I'm rubbing, that's the pretty strict problem? With your disgusting singing voice, you still want to be a superstar!? Come on, it's possible for me to become a giant ape.

Xiao Si was disdainful for a while, but he still said patiently: "Boss, I, you, are full of heaven and strong blood, and you are indeed expected to become a giant ape." ”

Damn, since following Brother Tai and Brother Erdan, his kung fu has been much stronger, and Xiao Si is secretly happy, it will be a matter of time before he continues to take the position like this.

Wei Xiaobao naturally didn't know the meaning of Xiao Si's words, nodded with a smile, and asked, "What else did Atai say?"

"Boss, you are really amazing! How did you know that the Bandung Gang would attack our factory tonight?" Xiao Si looked excited, and said with a smile: "I heard that this time the Bandung Gang sent Song Shi, the seventh of the thirteen Taibao, the pioneers. ”

"Haha, I guess. Are there any injured brothers?" Wei Xiaobao asked lightly, not surprised that the Bandung Gang would send such a heavyweight, as if everything was in his expectation.

The boss is hiding too deeply!

This is Xiao Si's re-conclusion of Wei Xiaobao......

If the people of the Bandung Gang knew that Wei Xiaobao had spread the news that he was going to establish the Black Boxing Gang not long ago, the main purpose was to take the opportunity to weaken the power of the Bandung Gang, I wonder if Yang Wanlong would jump out with the whole family and point at Wei Xiaobao and scold: "Can you be a little bit of a cheater?"

Most of the brothers had dots on them, but it was fine. Xiao Si was a little excited. Wei Xiaobao's eyes were full of scorching light.

"Uh...... Little four, I admit that I am more handsome than you, but you will not keep staring at your brother like this, and you should be low-key. Well, by the way, do you still have a sister in your family? Or is your aunt's sister's daughter married now? If not, what is her QQ? Phone number? Hey...... Primary 4 ...... Why are you going, little four?"

Wei Xiaobao saw that Xiao Si Lao Yuan raised his middle finger at him, and immediately wanted to rush over and knock the other party over, but think about it, it was difficult to run far away. So, Wei Xiaobao did not hesitate to stretch out his hands and show Xiao Si two white middle fingers.

No longer fooling around with Xiao Si, Wei Xiaobao walked towards the depths of the garbage heap with a cold face.

"How is it?, have you thought it through?" Wei Xiaobao kicked Chang Kai out of the garbage heap and snorted coldly: "If it weren't for the fact that you are Yaoyao's father, I would have let you go to the West Heaven to worship the Buddha and learn scriptures." ”

Chang Kai's eyes were dim at this time, and the brand-name suits on his body were sticky with the poop of many cats and dogs in the garbage heap, emitting a thick stench.

"If you let me go, I promise never to trouble their mother and daughter again. Chang Kai's face was frightened, just now Wei Xiaobao let him see a lot of powerful moves, which made him worse than dead.

Chang Kai was really scared at this time, he originally thought that he was already the kind of saver who was more livestock, but compared to the young man in front of him, he was not even as good as a fart.

Nima, super perverted Aragi, super disgusting Araki, every time I pray that you kick my brother to a clean place, but when the fuck didn't you kick your brother in a pile of shit and cat feces?

Chang Kai regretted it in his heart, and exclaimed bitterly in his heart: "If God can give me another chance to do it again, I must be principled, stay away from this place where perverts live, it is best to go to YN and find a secluded place to live for the rest of my life."

Chang Kai thought so in his heart, but he didn't know that Wei Xiaobao was one of the thousands of perverts from YN.

Aren't you just drilling into the perverted pile?

"Let you go, heh, it's late!" Wei Xiaobao said and took out a small drum with a strange shape in his hand, and said with a wicked smile: "I think the silkworm chrysalis in your belly should hatch now!"

Silkworm pupae, as the name suggests, are the eggs of the silkworm cupworm.

As one of the longest used cups of the Miao people in southern Xinjiang, the silkworm cup has the characteristics of simple and quick effect, and often becomes a must-have thing for Miao women to defend their family and love.

Wei Xiaobao proudly rubbed the small drum in his hand at this time, and flicked his index finger.

Boom!

The snare drum vibrates slightly, and a dull drum beat is heard.

Chang Kai stared at the small drum in Wei Xiaobao's hand in fear, hugged his stomach tightly and shouted, "What silkworm chrysalis, what are you talking nonsense?"

"Well, I'm sorry, didn't you want to drink water just now? I put silkworm eggs in it. Wei Xiaobao didn't hide it, and asked with some expectation: "Do you feel that something is squirming in your stomach?"

Chang Kai suddenly wanted to vomit, Nima, this world is too crazy, Miao Jiang Cup has been born, so what is impossible?

"Hey, no, it doesn't seem to be moving!"

Chang Kai secretly rejoiced, was it because he hadn't eaten in the afternoon, and those silkworm chrysalis with a bull fork turned into poop directly?

"Well, that makes sense. ”

Chang Kai breathed a sigh of relief, and secretly scolded Wei Xiaobao for being stupid, the silkworm chrysalis of Shenma Niucha sounded very scary, but in the end, it was just a hot Xiang!

The corners of Wei Xiaobao's mouth turned up slightly, and he knew very well what Chang Kai was thinking at this time.

Did the silkworm chrysalis really turn into a lump?

How can it be!

Tong guò knocked on the silkworm drum, Wei Xiaobao dared to conclude that there was indeed a silkworm in Chang Kai's body, but it had not yet fully awakened.

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