Chapter 333: Liu Tie of Sadness
Leng Xue was lying on the bed, faintly awake, and his mind was a little cloudy.
Seems like something happened before?
"Liu Tie!" Leng Xue reacted and wanted to rush out, but was stopped by Zi Youxue.
"Don't worry! The monster just now was released by Lu Jing to test Liu Tie, and now Liu Tie is fine, how is it? I feel that although Liu Tie is not handsome and his speech is a bit nonsensical, it is still very good to you! Especially when Xiao Hei sprayed at you with his saliva, Liu Tie stepped forward to resist without hesitation, even I was moved!"
Zi Youxue said with a smile, as Leng Xue's best friend, she was very happy that her best friend could find such a responsible man.
It turned out to be a test!!
Leng Xue let out a long sigh of relief, and at the same time began to reflect on what Zi Youxue said just now.
Indeed, she was just moved by Liu Tie, and a slight smile appeared on her face and then snorted coldly.
"Barely pass! But Sister Zi, you dare to lie to me, you scared me to death before!
Yuzu lay on the bed and looked at Zi Youxue and Leng Xue and sighed helplessly.
My lord, I really don't understand~~~
But this time, let's continue to help Sister Leng Xue.
The room was full of spring, squatting outside the bathroom and frowning, and the faucet kept putting water to wash Liu Tie, who was dirty.
"Xiao Hei, why hasn't he woken up yet?" Lu Jing said, covering his nose.
It's so stinky, I didn't expect the saliva squirting out of Xiao Hei to be so stinky, this water has been washed several times, and Liu Tie's body is still so stinky.
Woohoo!
Royal Translator: "Blame me? Who asked him to come forward and get my saliva on? Originally, I just wanted to suck it back in the process of spraying." ”
Xiao Hei retorted, and then aggrievedly shook the dog's head and lay down on the sofa in the living room and curled up in a ball and fell asleep.
Ignore you, baby, and put the black cauldron on my head all day long.
Sting...
The faucet continued to flush the hot water, and finally Liu Tie woke up in a daze, looked at Lu Jing and smirked a few times, then took a breath of fresh air and fainted again.
Lu Jing: "..."
Xiao Hei's saliva is really stinky!
The second time, Liu Tie woke up.
"Uncle, I didn't expect us to be able to....it stinks. ”
Before he finished speaking, Liu Tie rolled his eyes and fainted again, Lu Jing lit a cigarette and sat on the bench outside the bathroom, in fact, he could give Liu Tie the pill.
But it's too stinky, and I can't stand Lu Jing's cleanliness.
The third time, Liu Tie woke up completely, Lu Jing pointed to his clothes outside, and motioned for Liu Tie to take a shower and change into it.
A few minutes later, Liu Tie changed into new clothes and walked out, looking at Lu Jing curiously.
"Uncle, this hell is quite advanced, huh? Hell also has the sun? Huh? This is not hell! I'll go! I'm not dead! You're not dead! Uncle! Neither of us is dead!"
Liu Tie was about to jump up excitedly.
Lu Jing: "..."
Did you find out? You're too slow to react, aren't you?
Crunch...
"Leng Xue, you're not dead! Great, it's great!" Liu Tie wanted to hug Leng Xue when he saw Leng Xue coming out, but Leng Xue dodged it directly, and his face was still cold.
"Why are you hugging me, I'm not your girlfriend!"
Liu Tie scratched his head in embarrassment: "It's me who is too impulsive!"
The whole courtyard was quiet again, as if nothing had happened before, Yuzu rode a dragon outside the courtyard, led Xiao Hei, walked Xiao Gray and happily built a snowman.
For the whole afternoon, Zi Youxue and Leng Xue were chatting in the bedroom, nothing more than talking about cosmetics and lipstick. As for Lu Jing and Liu Tie, they are lying on the chair thinking about life, and the two women can chat, but the two men really have nothing to talk about together.
"Uncle, do you want to play games?"
Good luck, eat chicken tonight!
"I'll take you to eat chicken! I promise to serve my uncle comfortably!"
"Wait!"
Lu Jing frowned and finished reading the update written by Liu Tie, he hadn't read it for two weeks, and unexpectedly found that Liu Tie had broken the update!
"Do you have a manuscript in store, what is the next plot?" Lu Jing asked about the next plot expectantly, and asked Liu Tie for the next plot.
Liu Tie shook his head awkwardly.
"Nope!"
Lu Jing instantly pointed to the living room with a black face and kicked Liu Tie in, there is a computer in the living room, and there is food and drink!
"Uncle, what are you doing! Don't close the door!" Liu Tie knocked on the door of the room helplessly and said, isn't it just one, as for locking yourself in a small black room.
"Give me an update! Don't write 10,000 words today, don't come out! And hurry up and write that plot for me! Otherwise, you can stay inside!" Lu Jing clapped his hands and said proudly.
Sample!
Who made you a broken dog, every time Lu Jingli's pig's feet were on an adventure, he was scared, and Liu Tie suddenly got stuck when he wrote about the climax.
This feeling is that at the climax, the wife says that she is tired and will not do it!
"Uncle, don't make trouble, let me out quickly, okay?" I swear, you will let me out if you update 10,000 words a day in the future?!" Liu Tie said without tears.
After waiting for a while, he still didn't get Lu Jing's answer, so he sighed helplessly and turned on the computer's hard start code.
"It's really unlucky, the fans that the author has met are all babies, the author is big, you hurry up and update. And why are the fans I met all rolling! Hurry up and update, or I'll lock you up in a small black room and get more than 10,000 words!"
"Ugh..."
Liu Tie sighed and concentrated on the yard, but the yard speed was very slow because there was no passion and inspiration.
When he was two years old, Liu Tie Kankan sent out a chapter, usually he wrote a chapter every hour, but today it took two hours to write a chapter, which shows that Liu Tie is really uninspired.
"That's more?"
Lu Jing quickly finished reading and complained, frowned, opened the door of the room, and looked at Liu Tie, who was sleeping on the table.
"Is it so hard to watch?" Lu Jing's eyes narrowed.
"Wake up!"
"Well, uncle, let me out! I'm really uninspired! Believe me, I won't be a dog out of context in the future, and I'll be more than 10,000 a day, okay?
Lu Jing: "..."
"So you're uninspired!" Lu Jing said suddenly, and then glanced at the laughter and laughter in the next room, chatting about Tianzi Youxue and Cold Snow.
"It's three o'clock in the afternoon, and I'll cook at six o'clock in the evening! If you're writing four chapters before six o'clock, maybe I can consider teaching you how to chase cold snow!"
Hearing this, Liu Tie's eyes suddenly became bigger and rounder than a cow's eyes, and he looked at Lu Jing a little incredulously.
"Really, uncle, are you really willing to help me?!"
"Don't worry, I will do what I say!"
Lu Jing patted his chest and said, smiling secretly in his heart, in fact, as early as the afternoon test, Leng Xue had already had a good impression of Liu Tie. It was only a matter of time before the two of them became boyfriend and girlfriend.
Poor Liu Tie, after being confused by Lu Jing, worked hard to type his fingers quickly, and the speed clicked, and he not only wrote 8,000 words before six o'clock, but also wrote 4,000 more words to prepare for tomorrow.
As a relational household, Lu Jing also watched it for more than ten minutes at one time and nodded contentedly.
"Uncle, that, how can I catch up with Leng Xue? You can't lie to me!" Liu Tie looked at Lu Jing expectantly and asked, his fingers were almost swollen when he hit the keyboard, in order to get Lu Jing's pickle girl cheats!
Lu Jing smiled weirdly, and then...
(End of chapter)