"What are you doing?" Lan Xuan pointed at Si Hongchu and asked, "You dressed like this on stage?"

A very ordinary T-shirt and a pair of very ordinary jeans, this suit is no different from when Si Hongchu first came to report.

The only difference is that Si Hongchu seems to have combed his hair, and it doesn't look so messy.

"What?" Si Hongchu looked down at his clothes: "It's good." ”

"Today's show is very formal, you can't wear some good clothes, at least you can get a suit!"

Si Hongchu pursed his lips: "This is already my best clothes." ”

Lan Xuan immediately remembered that Si Hongchu was a special student from a poor mountainous area, and he couldn't ask the children of poor families to wear brand-name clothes on the stage.

She was a little embarrassed, coughed softly, and whispered, "I'm sorry......."

"It doesn't matter. Si Hongchu smiled: "Remember-the heart is an ordinary man with the environment, and the heart is a sage." ”

"What do you mean ......."

"Don't let the environment shape your behavior, use your behavior to change the environment. Si Hongchu was about to talk about a big truth, when there was a sudden "grunt" sound in his stomach.

"What's wrong with you?" Lan Xuan hurriedly asked, "Uncomfortable?"

"You get what you pay for, and you don't go hungry after eating porridge. Si Hongchu was a little embarrassed and said, "I ate some porridge and pickles in the morning......."

Lan Xuan smiled slightly: "What do you want to eat?"

Si Hongchu said casually: "Roast duck!"

"Wait a minute. Lan Xuan made a phone call, and less than ten minutes later, she saw two men in suits running over panting, holding exquisite stainless steel cutlery in their hands.

Si Hongchu glanced at it and found that it was steaming roast duck, also served with sweet noodle sauce and wraps.

Lan Xuan really has an extraordinary background, just a phone call can make people immediately send a steaming roast duck from Quanjude.

"I invite you to roast duck. Looking at Si Hongchu, Lan Xuan said very seriously: "What else do you need, just say it, you must perform well later." ”

"No problem. Si Hongchu grabbed the roast duck and was about to eat it, when he saw a student passing by, so he asked, "Classmate, what time does the performance start?"

The student looked at the roast duck in Si Hongchu's hand with highly myopic glasses, snorted lightly, and said sarcastically: "Are you still playing with eagles with your eyes?!" Then he pointed to the stage: "Didn't you see the leader speak, wait until the speech is over, and then start the performance." ”

The other party can see the roast duck as an eagle, and the eyes are really not comparable to ordinary people, Si Hongchu was too lazy to complain, and looked at the stage.

The Chinese nation has a characteristic that no matter what kind of activities are carried out, we must first ask the leaders to say a few words to warm up the scene, especially in schools.

Two hosts, a man and a woman, walked on stage, dressed like the bride and groom of the old society, all wiping their red faces, and almost wearing a big red flower on their chests.

The male host said: "Today's autumn is crisp and refreshing......."

The hostess said: "Today is sunny ........"

Si Hongchu was surprised to find that the opening words of various school activities seemed to be a generic template. Whether it is a sports meeting or an art festival, whether it is a primary school or a university, whether it is Northeast China or South China, it is basically the same.

After the two hosts finished their bloody opening remarks, the executive vice president took the script and began to speak.

Another function of the festival is to welcome new students, and the vice president's speech is as unoriginal as the opening remarks, except for introducing the history of Jinghua University and reminding students to pay attention to the rules of the university.

A platform was erected in the center of the stadium, and the third in front of it was the performance venue, and next to the venue was the rostrum, where the leaders sit.

Two-thirds of the stage is enclosed with a curtain and serves as a backstage, where the students are waiting for the performances, as well as the musical instruments and other related equipment.

As long as Si Hongchu lifted the curtain slightly, he could see the leader's back.

The vice-principal had just finished his speech when a waitress came up to the stage and poured tea for the leaders.

This waiter is beautiful, wearing a fiery red cheongsam with a big V slit on it. Her chest was really magnificent, and as she walked, she trembled and trembled, and a deep furrow was unobstructed.

The vice principal's eyes were immediately attracted, and when the waiter left, he looked at the manuscript again: "Ah, where did I read it just now?" sighed, and the vice principal slapped his forehead: "Hey, people, when you're old, you don't have a good memory, you see my female son......."

The audience immediately erupted in bursts of laughter, and the voices rose higher and higher.

The vice principal wanted to say "brain", but somehow, he said what was on his mind.

He blushed, stumbling and finishing his manuscript, then made an excuse and slipped away.

Because of this slip of the tongue, the festival became extraordinarily joyful, and it also added a lot of pressure to the host.

Clearing her throat, the hostess tried to say in the softest voice: "The first program is sung by Zhang Wei'an, a freshman in the Department of Physical Education, and Zhou Jieba's "Double Jay". ”

There was another burst of laughter in the audience, and the host's face was almost red behind his ears.

This slip of the tongue covered up the song itself, no one listened to the song at all, in fact, the song itself was not brilliant at all, and it did not reflect the ambiguous characteristics of Zhou stammering's singing.

The format of the festival remains basically the same every year, and the first program is selected from the freshmen because they have just arrived. The second program was chosen from among the seniors because they were about to graduate.

The second program is the female solo of the senior in the Department of Mechanics, Wang Xinling's "Love You".

There are very few girls in the mechanical department, so I finally picked out a good-looking one from class eight and came on stage to give a voice to everyone.

Before she could start singing, the girl sighed with emotion, first looking back on her three years of life at school, and then looking forward to her vision of going into society.

The students of Class 8 thought that they were about to graduate, and when they heard the speech of their classmates, they impulsively put up a banner that read: "Look up at the small universe of the starry sky, and be down-to-earth in the big machine eight." ”

The audience burst into laughter again, and no one listened to the song, all of them picked up their mobile phones to take pictures of the banner.

Next, the third program is "I Love You" by S.H.E, the fourth program is "I Really Love You" by Beyond, the fifth program is "I Really Love You" by Li Zongsheng, and the sixth program is "I Really Love You" by Yan Chengxu.

I don't know who lined up this program, and after a few songs, all the audience was confused.

The seventh program is quite normal, it is a boy from the art department, singing Xin Xiaoqi's "Taste".

This boy is about 1.85 meters tall, handsome and sunny, and his gestures are very stable.

He was dressed in an Armani suit with the buttons open casually, giving him a very chic look.

"Taste" was originally a female song, but he perfectly interpreted it with a male voice, and the singing was really tasteful.

No one cared about the series of laughs just now, and all eyes fell on this boy, and from time to time a girl screamed: "Gao Jianling, I love you!"

The screams became more and more frequent, and finally merged into a huge wave of sound, like ten thousand cats in heat together.

Si Hongchu watched backstage and asked lightly, "Who is this stupid B?"

"A sophomore majoring in performance in the Department of Arts, the school is recognized by the whole school. Glancing at Si Hongchu, Lan Xuan sighed lightly: "I think you should respect your opponent, the art festival has to select awards, and he is the one with the greatest hope of winning the championship." ”

Lan Xuan is really right, this Gao Jianling is not only handsome in appearance, but also very professional in singing. He is fully qualified to participate in The Voice of China, no wonder there are so many female fans.

Compared to the previous shows, it is not worth mentioning at all. Judging from the odds, the later shows are not competitive unless they are particularly amazing.

Si Hongchu glanced at Lan Xuan: "You want to win the championship?"

"Of course. Lan Xuan looked at Gao Jianling, smiled and shook her head: "But the hope is not too big." ”

It can be seen from Lan Xuan's tone and expression that she is not interested in this so-called school grass.

However, since Lan Xuan felt that Gao Jianling was too threatening, Si Hongchu felt that he should get rid of this threat, so he quietly activated his ability.

I saw Gao Jianling stunned on the stage for a moment, and then began to sing after a while, it was still the tune of "Taste", but the lyrics were all changed: "I miss your laughter, I miss your condom, I miss your white female mask and your moist Yu Yue Dao." I miss your kisses, and your bursts of high screams, this is the taste of making ~ love with you......."

This time no one laughed, everyone was stupid.

This kind of song, the students usually hum in private, and the bold ones set it as a mobile phone ringtone, and no one will sing it in public.

The hostess was stunned for a long time, realized that she should be stopped, and hurriedly walked on stage.

Just now, Gao Jianling stopped singing, turned around, and said, "Now I continue to sing......"

The hostess subconsciously asked: "You can sing it, why do you turn around?"

Gao Jianling glanced at him: "Silly B, the A side is finished, of course the B side is sung!"

This song stunned three of the four vice principals on the rostrum, and the last one was stunned: "Talent, others ask for money for singing, this singing is terrible!" Taking a deep breath, he hurriedly waved his hand: "Hurry up and get him down for me!"

Two security guards with big shoulders and round waists immediately rushed up, one of them stood to the side, and dragged Gao Jianling down the stage.

Gao Jianling didn't resist either, he was still singing there with his neck pulled, but it was replaced by "Love Deal": "At the beginning, I separated my legs, and when I was separated, I was separated, and now I want to have an abortion, and I still want to foam." Gao Yu Dynasty is not something you want to come, you can come if you want to. No matter how high you, no matter how fast you, your youth won't come back......"

The students recovered from their stunned stupor, responded with warm applause and laughter, and some cheeky ones sang along.

Si Hongchu looked at the crazy Gao Jianling, shook his head, and asked Lan Xuan: "This is what you call school grass?"

Lan Xuan was also stunned: "What's wrong with this ........ him?"

Si Hongchu smiled: "It's not much, at most, it's just a broken light." ”