Chapter 080: I'm Your Brother-in-law (20:43)
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Chapter 071: I'm Your Brother-in-law Time flies quickly, and it's the weekend in a blink of an eye.
Early in the morning, Wei Xiaobao was still dreaming of spring#, but he was dragged out of the bed by Sun Jie.
"Even rice hair, female benefactor, please respect yourself, otherwise believe it or not, the poor monk will suppress you for a hundred years. Yes...... Damn, you don't have to pinch your face to hit someone. ”
Wei Xiaobao screamed, wearing big pants, and directly came to a carp jumping over the dragon gate, and only then did he escape.
"Wei Xiaobao, you lazy pig, have you forgotten what I told you?"
Sun Jie gritted her teeth, eager to pounce and eat Wei Xiaobao.
"Eldest sister, I'm recruiting you to provoke you, it's only a few o'clock, and people haven't woken up yet. Wei Xiaobao stood naked in the corner of the wall, looking like he had just been QQ.
The reason why Sun Jie was so violent just now was entirely because she called Wei Xiaobao to get up at least ten times just now, but all of them were blocked by this guy.
As mentioned earlier, Wei Xiaobao was dreaming of spring just now, so at this time, the brother in his lower body had already held his head high and entered the combat state.
It was only at this time that Sun Jie noticed the huge thing that Wei Xiaobao was erecting under his body, and his face immediately turned red.
"Phew! Sun Jie covered her face and fled.
Damn, you've seen everything, and you still scold people for being hooligans, where is there such a good thing in the world?
Wei Xiaobao pursed his mouth, he was troubled by Sun Jie like this, and he didn't feel sleepy at this time, so he found a decent set of clothes to put on, and then walked out of the bedroom in a hurry.
"Keke, why are you getting up so early, is it possible that you are going too?" Wei Xiaobao pulled the clothes on his body and asked, "Do you think I am much more handsome than usual in this dress?"
"Well, you're not as ugly today as you usually are!"
Wang Keke said lightly.
Wei Xiaobao was speechless, how can you talk like this, you can't just look at the outside, you have to have a pure heart.
Look how pure I am!
Wei Xiaobao glanced at Wang Keke's chest purly and nodded. Well, the scale of Wang Keke's chest has developed well recently!
After eating breakfast, the three of them set off on time.
Naturally, Wei Xiaobao drove the car, and Sun Jie and Wang Keke were sitting in the back seat playing poker at this time.
"Hehe, what are the two beauties playing?"
Wei Xiaobao asked with a hippie smile.
"Smoke the turtle!"
I saw Wang Keke holding the last single card in his hand, and the show hand chose among the cards in Sun Jie's hand, and it took a long time to determine the goal!
"Ah, cousin, I've finally won. Wang Keke exclaimed excitedly.
"Haha, Sister Sun Jie, it seems that you also have a time to be a turtle!" Wei Xiaobao winked at Sun Jie from the mirror.
"Hehe, I'm sorry Xiaobao, Coco and I set the rules of the game at the beginning, no matter who loses in the end, the turtle is you!"
Poof!
Wei Xiaobao was so angry that he vomited blood, these two girls are too ruthless!
No longer talking, Wei Xiaobao concentrated on driving.
It didn't take long for the car to drive into a place called "Mingda Community".
"Girl, is this your new boyfriend?"
Downstairs at Sun Jie's house, an old man who was doing Tai Chi slowly stopped his movements and said with a smile.
"No...... Oh, yes!" Sun Jie was embarrassed, almost revealing her stuffing.
"Grandpa is early!" Wei Xiaobao looked honest and walked up to say hello to the old man.
The old man nodded and said with a smile: "Well, this young man is good, much stronger than the one from the director's family." ”
Sun Jie laughed dryly, and hurriedly pulled Wei Xiaobao upstairs.
"Xiaobao, you can remember, you will act professionally later, otherwise you will not be allowed to go home tonight. Sun Jie said a little nervously.
Damn, it's not easy!
Wei Xiaobao smiled evilly, stopped Sun Jie's small waist and said with a smile: "You don't have to doubt my brother's acting skills, but you don't know if you can't get into the play." ”
Sun Jie just wanted to slap off Wei Xiaobao's salty pig hand on her waist, but when she heard Wei Xiaobao say this, she stopped moving.
It's just that I weakly heard Wang Keke scolding in a low voice behind him: "Shameless, dirty!"
"Hehe, classmate Wang Keke, please pay attention to your identity, I am your brother-in-law now, you are talking to me like this, believe it or not, I spank you in front of your cousin?" Wei Xiaobao glanced at Wang Keke's sexy little ass intentionally or unintentionally.
"You ......" Wang Keke suddenly wanted to make a move, but finally held back.
"Tomorrow you will be punished for spending the Mid-Autumn Festival at home alone!"
Wang Keke gritted his teeth and said.
"Medium...... Autumn!" Wei Xiaobao forgot about it.
"Okay, you two don't make trouble, cheer up, don't goof. Sun Jie saw that the two of them were endless, and couldn't help but smile bitterly.
It was a middle-aged woman who came to open the door, and looking at her appearance, it was obviously Sun Jie's mother.
"Xiaojie, you're here!"
Wang Caini was very excited, and immediately shouted towards the back room: "There is money, Xiaojie and they are here, you should get up quickly." ”
"This ...... Mom, my dad is still sleeping?" Sun Jie's face suddenly looked a little unsightly.
Wang Caini smiled bitterly: "Last night, your father went out to play mahjong and came home after three o'clock in the middle of the night." ”
"My dad is still like this, let's leave him alone. Sun Jie was a little annoyed, grabbed her mother Wang Caini and said, "Mom, let me introduce you, he is my boyfriend Wei Xiaobao." How's that, it's much better looking than Li Tiancai's monkey, right?"
Seeing that Sun Jie was praising herself, Wei Xiaobao straightened her chest intentionally or unintentionally, and said, "Hello, aunt!"
Wang Caini looked Wei Xiaobao up and down, smiled and said: "Well, the young man is very good, although he doesn't look very good, but it's much better than what your aunt described, and young people don't look much better, as long as they have good morals." By the way, are you of good character?"
Wei Xiaobao: "......"
"Auntie, my cousin is with him because of his character, right, cousin!" Wang Keke took the opportunity to drop a ton of TNT explosives on Wei Xiaobao's young mind, blowing Wei Xiaobao's face into the color of pig liver.
This family is really talented, after half a day, Wei Xiaobao can't say a word.
"Auntie, although Coco and Xiaojie have gone a little too far, it is basically the truth. Wei Xiaobao pouted with difficulty.
Damn, it's really difficult to find a daughter-in-law now, and my mother-in-law is about to dig out the eighteenth generation of my old Wei family's ancestors.
Wei Xiaobao secretly sighed, the revolution has not yet succeeded, and comrades still need to work hard!
As he spoke, Wei Xiaobao's eyes were stunned, and a middle-aged man appeared in the living room, who was Sun Jie's father, Sun Youqian.
Sloppy in pajamas, Sun Youqian sat next to Wei Xiaobao.
"Young man, what do you do?" Sun Youqian took a cigarette from the cigarette case on the table and put it in his mouth, and said, "Do you have a house or a car?" What do your parents do? Are your grandparents retired veteran cadres of the state......?"
Your sister, Wei Xiaobao fainted directly, your Sun family is still addicted to digging roots?
But there was no way, Wei Xiaobao told it again as it was.