"Do you know how I was feeling?" sat on the edge of the playground with one hand on my shoulder, and a cigarette in the other, spitting bitterness at me.

"Alas... Brother Zheng!I understand. Sincerely..."I couldn't help but think of the appearance of being a green tea "Shen Yu" in my mind, and sighed and comforted.

"You know a basket... I'm so angry... Dog's menstruation tricked me into being a virgin, and I have been with me for more than two years, do you know how much money I spend? I take her with me wherever I go, and none of my friends know or know! I even call myself the little prince of the city that never sleeps, and I don't see such a simple trick... Do you think I still have the face to stay in HD!" Masago took a hard sip of his cigarette and pressed the cigarette butt to the ground, telling me why I couldn't even figure it out when I broke my head.

"Damn, Brother Zheng is a social person after all!I find that I can't keep up with your thinking!" I looked at Zheng Ge beside me in amazement, and swallowed back a lot of comforting words that I had prepared in my heart before.

"The society is a bastard, and the face is completely lost in HD... I had to run to this poor and remote place to hide!By the way, how did you handle the matter with the zombies?" "Zhengge, as I guessed, must have a not simple identity background, otherwise he wouldn't know so much about the relationship between me and the zombies.

"Isn't it obvious enough to see me now...", I sighed helplessly.

"Alas. Life is a long road, and I don't know who will be brilliant! It's okay, brother! Since God let us meet again, that is the fate of being brothers for us, and I look at you as a person! You should also have a general understanding of my personality! We can get along slowly... When do you think you can be a brother, let's kowtow on the spot and bow to the handle!..."Zheng Ge waved his hand indifferently and looked at me with a smile.

I suddenly felt that Zheng Ge and Huo Tianxi felt as if they were both ordinary in appearance and ordinary in figure, Huo Tianxi gave people a clean feeling, and Zheng Ge gave people a sunny enjoyment, anyway, when I get along with the two of them, I will have a sense of intimacy with Lu Shuai and Feng Huo.

Making friends is sometimes like this, some people you may have been relative for more than ten or twenty years but you are not willing to change hearts with him, and some people just rush to a glimpse of the hurried, which makes them have the urge to go down together, Zheng Ge and Huo Tianxi are undoubtedly such people.

"By the way, you said that you just came to report yesterday? Follow me to unify the General Department first!Then let's take down the entire 17th Middle School together..."Zheng Ge looked at me expectantly and sent out an invitation, then swallowed his spit with a yearning look and said: "Sitting on the daughter country... Haha! Isn't it a little exciting..."

"Hotel management, what about this profession in the comprehensive department?" a row of black lines appeared on my forehead instantly, this political Ge Zhente Niang is unreliable, the first half of the sentence is still so proud, and the obscene nature of the second half of the sentence becomes unobstructed, speaking of dirty, I think Cao Shuai can definitely become a good brother with him.

"A small major, there are only about forty people in the class! There are more than half of them dinosaur girls..."Zheng Ge continued to look dejected, and then raised his head and corrected: "Isn't this a theme, right? The theme is that we want to fight side by side to unify the 17th Middle School... I'll tell you, there are a few big butts and big ** demon babies in the kindergarten class, I'll go... You didn't look at that boobs... That ass..."Zhengge actually had a layer of crystal sparkling on his lips as he spoke, which is commonly known as spitting stars...

"Brother, is it just for the sake of the girls that you unify the school?" I asked, interrupting Zhengge.

"Otherwise, he led a large group of younger brothers to chase which girl, and which girl was not allowed to give him a hug..."Zhengge completely fell into fantasy, wiped the overflowing saliva from his mouth with a smirk, and gestured blankly with both hands: "I'll go... That boobs, that buttocks... Tsk, there's no one anymore... Fuck me, I'm shamefully hard... Hey, hey, where are you going, Chu Fei?"

Zheng Ge saw that I had walked four or five steps away, and hurriedly jumped up and grabbed me by the shoulders and continued to look forward to it: "My Fei Ge, do you think that posture is beautiful enough? When the time comes, all the little brothers in the seventeenth middle school will belong to you, and all the beauties will belong to me... How?"

"Brother, I don't know you! You recognize the wrong person..."I hurriedly pushed Zhengge away, for fear that the obscene atmosphere of this thing would drown me out.

"Don't pretend, there are a few men who are not lustful! Men are lustful, this is the true nature of men! If you don't it, it's called going against the sky! Do you understand..."

"Brother, I just want to be a good person... I didn't seem to have evolved to the level of a donkey! You let me go..."I didn't find out that this thing had such a hungry side before, and I shivered and begged for mercy.

"Plant donkeys and eggs! Labor and management only donkeys do not plant... Playing with girls has always been with a t" coup coup magic seemed to take out a stack of "Durex" from his pocket, shook it at me arrogantly, and showed off: "Look at it? Labor and management play inflatable dolls are all with Durex limited edition!"

"Beasts... Let go of your hand!" I broke the palm of Zhengge's hand on my shoulder with a cold chill, and asked cautiously, "Brother, do you also bring this thing with you when you masturbate?"

"! Tiger poison doesn't eat children... How can I bear to strangle my tens of millions of children and grandchildren!Of course I won't bring it when I masturbate.,I lack the feeling of real guns.,Usually I like to wrap up the toilet paper after I'm done.,And then throw it out the window.,Let my children and grandchildren fend for themselves!" Zhengge sniffed his right hand with a look of enjoyment, and then suddenly remembered something and slapped the back of his head and said, "It's over... The litter of children and grandchildren I jerked out this morning hasn't been thrown out the window..."

"Roll the calf... Fuck your grandma's grandson!! Previously, Zhengge's fat little brother who could spray "tofu brain" as a secret weapon was a pediatrician compared to Zhengge.

"Fly~~ How can you bear to treat a lonely fellow villager who is heartbroken by a woman like this..."Zhengge stretched out his right hand that had held hundreds of millions of children and grandchildren to me with a snort that could make me sick overnight, with a look of grievance.

"If I don't beat you today, I won't be able to deal with your hundreds of millions of descendants!" I finally couldn't bear it anymore, and jumped up and headed at Zhengge's head with a fried chestnut... Zhengge was not a vegetarian either, so he put his arm around my neck, stretched his left leg forward, and tripped his right leg behind me, tripping me to the ground.

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After chasing and fighting on the playground with Zhengge for a long time, we barely managed to take a timeout.

With half of my eyes darkened, and I lay on the artificially planted lawn playground again, panting again, looking up at the sky...

"Honestly, Feizi, come to the general department to help me... Let's show our strength together and win the entire seventeenth middle school!" Zheng Ge said lightly with a piece of grass in his mouth.

"Brother Zheng, I want to break through on my own! Let's see how far I can get mixed up with my own ability! Don't force my brother to do it..."After thinking about it for a long time, I still shook my head and refused Zhengge's invitation.

"My Lao Tzu often says that you rely on your brothers when you go out! Since we are brothers, shouldn't we share weal and butter together!I know you have ambitions and want to stand back on your own, but we are all brothers, shouldn't we help each other! When will you be able to fight against zombies, not to mention zombies, it's those eldest brothers and second brothers outside the walls of Seventeenth Middle School who take you is not as simple as cutting melons and pinching dates..."

"... ! You don't pay attention to it, you don't even know how to call me in the morning exercise..."When I didn't know how to continue to reject Zhengge, Cao Shuai's male duck seemed to have a loud voice like a heavenly sound, and Cao Shuai was dressed in a clean and upright seventeenth middle school uniform, and his messy hair was deliberately combed into a small part of the "three-seven style", and it was also shiny and shiny, and the most special thing that I couldn't understand was that this guy actually wore brown big scalp shoes under his feet, and the whole person was dressed like "the director of the village committee of South Korea".

"Brother Lewd, are you going to go on a blind date or preparing to participate in the election..."I looked at Cao Shuai's nondescript dress and jokingly joked.

"I warn you, standing in front of you is the sophomore leader of the Seventeenth Middle School Nursing Professional Office! Pay a little attention to your attitude when talking to me, be careful of me..." Cao Shuai held up his two big teeth and pretended to be aggressive, and suddenly looked at Zheng Ge who was sitting cross-legged next to me, and bit his tongue in fright, and his voice suddenly became half a chip, shrinking his head, and the turtle seemed to nod towards Zheng Ge and greeted: "Brother Zheng, hello!" I'm Xiaoshuai in the sophomore nursing class, last time you sent a love letter to the class Kao Meili in our class, or did I pass it on for you, do you remember?" Cao Shuai's speed of changing his face is comparable to that of a flip book, the eldest brother in the first second and the grandson in the second after, the transformation is almost perfect, and there is no time difference.

"Xiao Shuai?" Zheng Ge touched the back of his head in confusion, looked at Cao Shuai, whose head was about to bend to the crotch of his pants, and suddenly thought: "Oh, it's you! Haha, thanks to the fact that you helped me transfer the love letter last time, I made Lao Tzu a hard shot... I'm going to ask you to drink, what's the deal? Do you know the stupid fly?"

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(Tianjin)