Chapter 40: The Joy of Drinking in Advance
Back in the dormitory, closing the door, looking at each other, laughing, adjusting breathing, it felt like I had just overturned a cash truck.
"You say, will something happen?"
At this point, someone finally remembered and was scared.
"No, even if we have to settle accounts, it's none of our business, today is Jiang Che calm enough and brave in righteousness. Zheng Xinfeng pressed down with both hands and said: "But if you want to talk about this matter today, don't talk about it, after all, it's not a glorious thing...... In addition, remember, they are all grasshoppers on a rope, and their mouths are strict, if anyone says it, don't blame the remaining seven to kill him together. ”
"Yes. ”
"Good. ”
"Yes, if anyone says it, don't blame the brothers for being ruthless. ”
With a sense of juvenile righteousness, each roommate echoed and tried to strengthen his tone.
After expressing their determination, everyone was at a loss......
"By the way, you say, the proprietress is so strong, why didn't she seem to resist desperately just now? ”
This question opened up a new topic. The scene fell into a brief silence, racking their brains to think.
Zheng Xinfeng looked around, the corners of his mouth curled, and said mysteriously: "I probably know this...... As far as I've heard, women only need to be touched in those two or three places on their bodies, and it's over, and they don't have the strength, and they will be grunt...... Paralyzed. ”
After he finished speaking, he looked at everyone, and his eyes were full of pride.
Silence, a very magical feeling spreading, as if ...... Suddenly discovered a new continent, most people are imagining the picture in their hearts:
[A girl was on the road, walking, walking, and suddenly someone touched her...... Staggered, fell limply to the ground, limp as mud. 】
It's breathtaking.
"Woman...... It's amazing!" One of the roommates sighed with a whimsical look in his eyes, "But why rattle?"
"Then they're easy to rob. The other said worriedly.
At this moment, Jiang Che felt that the era of lack of relevant education and information channels was actually quite interesting.
"Don't guess, seriously...... Have any of us slept with a woman here?"
After the roommate's question, all eyes turned to Jiang Che first, this was actually a question they had been curious about, but it was just inconvenient to ask in the past.
Compared with later in college, you can run to open a room in front of your roommates and brag to each other about your powerful features, even if it really happens in these years, most people will be careful to hide it from others, which is not only a safety consideration, but also a girl's repeated request.
Jiang Che smiled and didn't speak, because he didn't know how his situation should be calculated.
The roommates were just about to ask, but Lao Lu, who was silent on the side, suddenly raised his hand and whispered, "Me." ”
"Hmm...... Huh? You...... When?"
Lao Lu took two deep breaths, "Just this time I went back for the New Year, I went on a blind date and got engaged, and then on the night of the engagement, I drank high, and she took care of me until midnight, and fell asleep on the side of the bed...... What's that, anyway, our habits over there, we can live together if we are engaged. ”
Silent, the roommates all have straight eyes and are full of yearning...... They are all secondary school students, and their sales in their hometown will not be bad, and many people have already calculated it.
"I was a little afraid of being laughed at by you, so I didn't say it", Lao Lu cleared his throat and said seriously, "She is three years older than me, she was not admitted to the technical secondary school, she couldn't get into college after high school, and her family didn't let her study in the second year, so she became a private teacher in a village elementary school in our very rural area...... All in all, a good girl...... I think it's my fate to find her. ”
He smiled shyly and continued: "So, let's talk about that topic today, go to the sea or something, anyway, I will definitely go back to my hometown to teach, and then marry her and live a good life." ”
Lao Lu said seriously and sincerely, but it was not good for everyone to continue their previous curiosity.
"Okay, female junior, hug the gold bricks. Zheng Xinfeng arched his hand and said with a smile.
The others came to their senses and chimed in.
Jiang Che thought about it for a while, and also said: "Since you have thought about it, it is good to have a stable mentality and be plain." After you go back, you should work your own, and then try to help her get the establishment down as soon as possible, and if it is too late, it will be difficult. ”
Lao Lu nodded seriously, suddenly picked up a big coat from the bed, turned around and ran out.
After a while, he came back from outside with his coat in his arms, put it on the table, and opened it...... Inside were a couple of beers.
Seeing the seven roommates and taking a few breaths hard, Lao Lu said:
"We're too far away there, and it's a few days away from here, so you won't be able to get married...... In addition, I am poor, as you know, just a few bottles of wine, not even a dish, this is a ...... Just think, my old Lu invites everyone to drink my wedding wine. ”
After speaking, he lowered his head and bit off the cap of the beer bottle with his teeth, bottle after bottle, endured the redness of his eyes, and poured wine into everyone's enamel glass.
The first one raised his glass, he rubbed his eyes, and said, "My family is really poor, and I have to send my subsidy back all the time." In the past three years, thanks to everyone's care...... I owe you a meal ticket and a boiling water ticket, and I probably don't have a chance to pay it back. ”
Instantaneous, a circle of pantothenic acid on the tip of the human nose.
The white enamel cups slammed together.
"A hundred years together. ”
"Give birth to a noble son early. ”
“……”
For the first time, 407's roommates had the feeling that they were about to separate.
It certainly didn't take long to do.
The next topic became everyone's future, most of them still seek stability and are ready to return to their hometowns to teach, and some want to break through, but they are still hesitant and dare not make up their minds.
"Let's go home and teach for two years, and then read it when we have a little basic. This is the idea of some people, including Zheng Xinfeng.
"Jiang Che, what about you?" Zheng Xinfeng suddenly remembered and said, "By the way, what should you do about your volunteer teaching registration? You don't really want to go, do you?"
Jiang Che smiled and said, "That's not in a hurry, I'll take a look." ”
After everyone fell asleep at night, Jiang Che tore the colorful title page of the book, wrapped a "red envelope", woke up Lao Lu, and advised: "I'm afraid I'm too busy to forget when I graduate...... Don't push it, it's for your sister-in-law and future nephew, you are not allowed to dismantle it, take it back. ”
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That night, Jiang Che had a dream, and in the dream, there was a vague figure of a woman.
It wasn't until she swiped it horizontally in front of her with her palm and opened it that Jiang Che could see the face clearly, and Miss Tang smiled brightly, her lips seductive.
"Your sister...... "Fortunately, with the foundation of his previous life, Jiang Che woke up here, otherwise it would be worse."
Sure enough, it's the age when hormones are flying.
This shouldn't be called love, it's called estrus, you have to pay attention.
When I got up in the morning, I saw Zheng Xinfeng standing by the bed, with a red headband, leather gloves, and a denim suit......
Jiang Che was almost startled by him, "What are you doing?"
"Go break dancing in front of my uncle and aunt's shop. Zheng Xinfeng said with a smile on his face.
"Still going? can be pulled down, if you go like this for three days and two ends, my mother will almost lose out who is her own son. "Jiang Chexin said Do you think I don't know, since I met Tangchanghua once at the door of my store, you kid can't wait to jump there every day.
It was not easy for Zheng Xinfeng to believe that Tang Yue would not come in the morning.
The guy climbed back into bed, and on Sunday, he was ready to go back for a good night's sleep.
At nine o'clock, Jiang Che arrived at the store alone...... Dad Jiang has already gone out.
"Che'er", Jiang's mother said as soon as she saw Jiang Che, "It's just right, you run faster and go to your sister Yue'er's house." ”
Jiang Che was surprised and asked, "What's wrong?"
"Didn't I ask your dad to bring her a few pairs of rubber gloves outside last time, this girl is honest, so she insists on helping with the laundry...... I couldn't resist her, and when I got distracted, I forgot that there were more than 400 yuan in the two clothes that I took away for her this morning. ”
After Mama Jiang finished speaking, she touched the taste, and hurriedly emphasized: "Oh, I'm not afraid that Xiaoyue will move money...... I'm afraid that the money will be soaked in water, and you will have to make it clear in a while, or she will be sad. ”
Jiang Che nodded.
Mother Jiang stood at the door, showed him the way, and described the appearance of Tang Yue's family.
"Go ahead, hurry up...... Remember to make your words clear, otherwise you will feel good. ”
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