[207] Full of gunpowder, grandparents talk
"Awesome, our fifth child must be amazing, but you want to learn martial arts, you can't learn from Dad, Dad can also teach you, listen to Dad, tell Dad the location, uh, you probably don't know the location, then you obediently hand over the phone to the old man and let him talk to Dad, okay?"
The little guy didn't know his father's relationship with his ancestor at all, so after answering the hello, he jumped up and ran to the Pan pomegranate tree and shouted, "Ancestor, if you can't pick it, you will come down, and your father will talk to you on the phone." ”
"What, your dad called, he can find out my number, oops, mom... "Knowing that his grandson's combat strength, ability, and power are now unpredictable, but what the old beggar couldn't have imagined was that he could still find himself, so he was startled and fell directly from the tree.
The old guy's martial arts are very powerful, but when he is more than half a hundred years old, his bones are no longer the warriors of the year, so this time he accidentally made a mistake and directly fell into trouble.
Seeing his ancestor fall from a tree more than three meters high, covering his waist and opening his mouth, he couldn't get up for a long time, the little guy hurriedly hugged his mobile phone and ran forward to ask, "Ancestor, ancestor, are you okay, are you injured, where are you injured?"
"Hey, my ancestor is old, hey, this ass has bloomed, hey, your hateful dad is really my nemesis, oops.... It seems that he really fell and injured himself, and the old beggar couldn't sit up on his own for a long time, so he could only half-lie on the ground and support him.
Seeing that the old beggar seemed to be very serious, the little guy immediately picked up the mobile phone and said nervously, "Dad is not good, Dad is not good, the ancestor is too naughty, he climbed the tree to pick fruit and fell, and his ass fell into flowers!!"
"Alas, alas, you little guy can't speak, you said that the ancestor fell and couldn't get up, what did you say about the ass flowering, hey, my old waist, it's really a crime, this bastard is really, won't you choose a time to call, oops.... After disgusting the old five's words, the old beggar covered his buttocks again, screaming and hurting.
Hearing the ancestor's blame, the fifth child smiled awkwardly, picked up the phone again and said, "Dad, the ancestor didn't fall to the point that his butt blossomed, but it was like his waist was injured, giggling, it seems to be quite serious, and he can't get up." ”
"You little conscienceless, that's your ancestor who told you to still laugh there, hurry up and give your mobile phone to your ancestor, I will arrange someone to pick you up immediately, hurry up, or I'll beat your little ass, hum." Hearing that the fifth child was still laughing, Li Mengyao immediately came over and scolded angrily.
Hearing grandma say that she was going to beat her little ass, Lao Wu walked up to the old beggar and handed him the mobile phone, while pouting and complaining, "Old Ancestor, you hurt me, took me out to play, and I wrestled myself before I played, and now my grandma is going to come over and beat my little ass, hum." ”
"Emma, this next-generation parent is really harmful, this little guy's father I can be as ruthless as I am, but I can't do anything about this, hey, hey, now I'm injured, it seems that I can only give up, my ancestor is sorry, if it is lost, just treat me as a sinner." Looking at the little little dot in front of him that he loved and hated, the old beggar sighed helplessly.
After sighing, the old beggar gritted his teeth and picked up the phone, and said in a cold voice, "6, I'm an old beggar, I haven't seen you for so many years, are you doing well, and have you dreamed in the middle of the night, cursing me for dying quickly, hehe..." ”
"Yes, not only did I curse myself, but I also invited a lot of people to help curse, but unfortunately, this doesn't seem to work, the more I scold, the longer you seem to live, okay, don't talk nonsense, hand over my son, otherwise I will wash my blood ......." Hearing the old beggar's voice again, Liu Yu did not have the calmness he had when they met last time, but said in an almost roaring voice.
Bang Bang Bang .... Bang bang bang ......!!
After Liu Yu was slapped a few times again, Li Mengyao grabbed his ear and said angrily, "Who do you want to wash in blood, your mother and I are his daughter, do you even want me to wash in blood, pay attention to my speech, no matter how bad the person on the other side is, it is also your grandfather, hum." ”
"I'm sorry, Mom, it's me who spoke in a bad tone.... ”
After saying a few sorry words to Li Mengyao, Liu Yu avoided Li Mengyao while holding his mobile phone and said coldly, "I don't want to talk nonsense with you, and I don't know your glorious inheritance."
I only hope that my children will grow up safe and healthy, I don't want them to follow my old path, I just hope that when they grow up, they will have a happy childhood and the happiness of growing up.
It's not like their dad and me, who can't do anything but fight, and when they reach adulthood, they have scars and glory that can only be hidden.
Old beggar, master, when I beg you, let me go, let our family go, please, I can kneel down for you, please, please don't push me, if I get sick, I'm not sure if I can control myself, don't go to you!!"
"Hehehe, hahaha, hahaha, failure, failure, I may be the most failed master in ancient times!!
After teaching so many apprentices, the last three who remained, one trembled and survived under my majesty, one was so afraid that I was so afraid that I hid abroad and didn't dare to come back, and one of my own grandson, who was also my strongest apprentice, now said threatening things to me.
Hey, the way of the world has changed, the way of the world has changed, maybe this is the reason why the martial arts have ended, hey, that's it, that's it, it's not going to be passed on, so let's go with the flow, hahaha.... Remembering that he had adhered to the inheritance of his whole life, but in the end there was no one to take over, the old beggar smiled and laughed out of tears.
Hearing the old beggar's wild laughter, Liu Yu sighed, and then said in a soothing voice, "I heard that you are injured and can't get up, report a location, I will hire a helicopter to pick you up, and bring my son back by the way." ”
"It's okay, it's just that my waist bone is broken, or your phone call just now, you don't have to come, I can find food while crawling, and I won't die of hunger." The old beggar, who has been strong all his life, will not feel that he is caring about himself, but that he is pitying himself, so he seems to be a little duplicitous when he speaks.
After gritting his teeth and not losing his temper, Liu Yu continued to hold the mobile phone and said, "Then you report a position, I will pick up my son back, and promise not to look at you when the time comes, so it's always okay, hum." ”
"Hmph, I know that you wolf-hearted thing didn't plan to save me, white-eyed wolf, you wasted Lao Tzu's food for so many years, and I knew that I would have thrown you to the mountains to feed the wolf in the first place.
Hmph, in your villa, on the mountain ten kilometers away, there is a vacant seat on the mountain, and there are more than a dozen wild guavas in the vacant seat, and your son and I are here, you bring me some medicine, it hurts., and hurry up.... After a few angry words, the old beggar's voice finally became, almost in a family-like tone.
Liu Yu didn't dare to say good things to the old beggar, and shouted angrily, "You old guy, do you have something wrong with your brain, you don't know that there are fierce beasts on the mountain, you wait for me not to die, I'll rent a plane and go back to the villa, and then take the tiger into the mountain to find you, by the way, you can die, but my son must not have anything to do, hang up, oops....!!"
Bang Bang Bang .... Bang bang bang .......!!
Li Mengyao, who came over, heard Liu Yu scolding his father again, and said angrily to Liu Yu, "That's my father, your grandfather, who are you cursing, ah, ah, am I teaching you impoliteness like this??"
(End of chapter)