Chapter 19: The Poor Dao is known as the Son of the Apocalypse!
Yang Bin was puzzled, and Su Qi hurriedly said: "Brother Yang, don't you understand, it's the little brother!"
Yang Bin was stunned and said, "Your brother, then invite your brother quickly!"
Su Qi supported his forehead, and then remembered that there is no "Tang Bohu Dots Autumn Fragrance" in this world, so they didn't know this classic episode of Xing Ye, so they had to explain: "The little brother is just pointing down." ”
Su Yanran and Yang Bin were speechless, and Yang Bin smiled bitterly: "Brother Su, don't tease me." ”
Su Qi said: "Brother Yang, I really didn't tease you, only I can help you complete this task, believe me." ”
Yang Bin sighed and said, "Brother Su, this task is to shoot an online drama with a click-through rate of more than 100 million, do you know what this number means, do you know how difficult it is!"
Su Qi smiled: "Of course I know, I've counted it all, believe me, the only thing you can trust now is me." ”
Yang Bin moved slightly, and asked tentatively, "Can you really help me?"
Su Qi did not hesitate at all, and nodded very affirmatively: "Really, but you have to trust me with full authority, the director, the starring, and the screenwriter are all done by me!"
This is going to be written, directed and acted by myself!
"This ......" Yang Bin couldn't help but feel embarrassed, Su Qi's request, he really didn't have the courage to agree.
Su Qi hurriedly said: "What are you still hesitating about!"
Yang Bin sighed helplessly: "With all due respect, anyone will doubt this matter, you have to give me a reason to believe you, right?"
Reason? Why, should I say that I have a lot of classics in my head that you haven't read?
Su Qiyi gritted his teeth and said, "Okay, I'll give you a reason to believe me!"
"I said it can be popular, it can be popular, I said it can click to break 100 million, it can click to break 100 million!"
"The reason is that I really know how to calculate the hexagram! This qiē is all calculated by me, if you don't believe it, I will calculate a hexagram on the spot, and I will take you as an example!"
With that, Su Qi rolled up his arms and sleeves, stood on the stool with Yang Bin and Su Yanran's stunned expressions, and stretched out one foot to step on the table.
None of them could see it, and at this time, a virtual screen appeared in front of Su Qi, and there were several options on it, and Su Qi chose one of them.
Use...... Clever calculation!
Immediately, a golden light that could not be seen by outsiders appeared, and then merged into Yang Bin's body, and Yang Bin didn't know anything about it, and after a few seconds, those golden lights flew out again and drilled into Su Qi's eyebrows.
In an instant, Su Qi's mind had countless more information, and Yang Bin's whole life appeared in Su Qi's mind, and he accepted it quietly, with a slight flash in his eyes.
I saw him raise his right hand, point to the sky, and shout: "Innate gossip can be regarded as the rise and fall of heaven and earth, and the acquired gossip can know the good fortune and evil of fate!"
"Criticize the five elements of yin and yang, look at the sun and moon in the palm, measure the wind and water, and take the best in your sleeve!"
"The sky is like thunder, and you know this life and the past life, the eyes of the gods are like electricity, and you can see through the mortal world of the fairy world!"
"Pai gossip can know what is going on in the Jade Emperor's heart, Bu Liuyao dares to bet with the Dragon King to win or lose! Lao Jun is possessed, everything in heaven and earth knows everything, if you come to add to your body, you know all the blessings and disasters in life, and you are as anxious as the law!"
Su Qi said a lot, and Yang Bin and Su Yanran were dizzy when they heard it, but in fact, Su Qi was also dizzy, and he didn't know what he was talking about, anyway, he was just pretending.
The main information is still given to him by the system, he is fooling people anyway, as long as he can bluff Yang Bin.
"I'm done. Su Qi said with a solemn expression.
Yang Bin looked at him speechlessly and said, "Then what did you calculate?"
Su Qi said confidently: "I've figured out everything, do you really want to listen?"
Yang Bin nodded, and Su Qi smiled incomprehensibly: "Brother Yang's background is not very good, his hometown is in the countryside of Northeast China, he has a younger sister at home, he just went to college this year, and he is currently in the capital, your mother's surname is Yan, and your father used to be a soldier." ”
Yang Bin raised his head suddenly, and his face changed for the first time.
"My sister-in-law and you met in college, and you married her after graduating from college, and your sister-in-law is also your first love, and your first night was not at the age of twenty-two. ”
Speaking of this, Yang Bin's eyes widened, and there was a trace of unnaturalness on his face.
"The day before yesterday, you offended your sister-in-law, your sister-in-law punished you for kneeling on the washboard for half a night, and you went to the toilet in the second half of the night, and your thighs were numb because you knelt for too long and didn't obey the call, and the urine was crooked when you urinated, and it was spilled on the ground, and you and your sister-in-law were ...... yesterday"
"Gotta stop, stop, stop!" Yang Bin hurriedly shouted, he really obeyed Su Qi, this kid is simply a god, he really knows how to count, and if he continues to talk about it, he will have no face at all, and he may not be able to say something inappropriate for children!
Su Qi smiled and closed his mouth, Su Yanran on the side was also incredible when she heard Su Qi's life experience introduced in front of her, and when she heard the next few words, she suddenly blushed, and the corners of her mouth kept twitching.
Yang Bin smiled bitterly and said: "Brother Su is really the reincarnation of a god, I am convinced, I am convinced!"
Is this Nima really a human being? Yang Bin was completely open-eyed, and he was convinced by Su Qi, let alone filming an online drama now, even if Su Qi told him that tomorrow would be the end of the world, he could also believe it.
"Brother Su is talented, Brother Su has a lot of knowledge, I don't know where Brother Su learned this skill?"
Su Qi's expression was stern, and he said: "Poor Taoist studied from Taiyi Zhenren, of course, I have never seen Taiyi Zhenren, but in the backyard of my house, that is, on Heming Mountain, which is known as one of the birthplaces of Taoism, I have seen the portrait of Taiyi Zhenren, so as to realize a trace of the avenue of heaven and earth, compared with the master, it is still far worse, and the poor Dao is affectionately called by my peers...... Apocalypse!"
Yang Bin suddenly realized, and couldn't help but sigh that Huaxia is really Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, there are some things you have to believe!
Su Qi's face was detached and indifferent, but he was secretly frightened in his heart, damn it, is this wave blowing up, should it not be suspected?
However, obviously, Yang Bin had been completely shocked by Su Qi's previous expression, so shocked that he refreshed his three views, and he would not doubt Su Qi at all.
Yang Bin said: "Then I don't know what kind of film Brother Su wants to make to help me overcome this difficulty?"
Su Qi pondered for a moment and said, "When it comes to making comedy, comedy has a wide audience and is more popular than other themes. ”
Yang Bin was stunned and said: "But comedy is difficult!"
Su Qi smiled: "It doesn't matter how difficult it is, I can handle it no matter how big it is." ”
This is not blowing, the funny joke in Su Qi's mind has not been finished for three days and three nights.
Yang Bin said: "Have you decided what the name is?"
Su Qi's eyes flashed slightly, and he nodded: "If you think about it, it's called "Sling Man"!"
Seeing Su Qi so confident, Yang Bin completely put his mind at ease, "Okay, Brother Su, I will hand over all my fate to you, you boldly go to shoot, and tomorrow I will apply to see how much money I can get." ”
The two discussed it, finalized the plan, and then said goodbye to each other.
Originally, Yang Bin insisted on inviting him to dinner, but Su Qi didn't have the heart, he still had to go home and rush to write the script, so he politely refused.
Su Yanran also left the Millennium Company, and when she left, she glanced at Su Qi a few more times, as if she wanted to remember Su Qi firmly, this young man was so amazing, she couldn't help but sigh that today's trip was not in vain, and she opened her eyes.
Is there really such a thing as fortune telling in this world?
Shaking her head, Su Yanran didn't think deeply, and her slender figure disappeared into the crowded street.