I walked quickly to the waterhole not far away, and leisurely found a place to sit down in the pavilion next to the waterhole, staring intently at the fish jumping happily on the water...... These little guys are so beautiful. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

Half an hour later, I invited Changhua Shangxian who was reading scriptures from the Liuyu Hall to the living room.

Looking at the steaming food on the table, Changhua Shangxian glanced at me and replied coldly: "I don't need to." ”

"Don't be in a hurry to refuse, eat and see first, my skills are still good. "It's not that I'm boasting, I may not be able to do anything else, but I still have that confidence in cooking.

I think that in the hundreds of years in the human world, under the care of the old man of the land, my food problem was called a dire situation, and it was normal to basically have no meal, and I even gnawed on the tribute of the people for several years to live. But most of those tributes are fruit cakes and the like, and the clear soup is not watery, and it is not so much to eat for a long time. So, in the end, you can only rely on yourself.

So I started a long career as a chef, but fortunately, my hard work paid off, and with my passion for food, I was forced to have a good cooking skill.

Without waiting for Changhua Shangxian to refuse, I took a large piece of meat with chopsticks and put it into his bowl, looked straight at it, and motioned for him to eat.

Changhua Shangxian glanced at me, and saw that he couldn't refuse, so he picked up the chopsticks in front of him with a cold face, fiddled with it for a while, and frowned, "How to use chopsticks?"

……

I choked for a moment, and suddenly realized: I finally understood why this Changhua Immortal Mansion had no food to eat, chopsticks couldn't be used, and what to talk about eating!

Holding back the smile that was about to overflow at the corner of my mouth, I picked up the chopsticks in my hand and used the chopsticks for the first generation of immortals in the church.

As it turned out, I really had the potential to be a master. After a while, Changhua Shangxian used chopsticks freely, and I suddenly sighed infinitely when I first became a master: Changhua Shangxian's IQ really lived up to his flower-like face. I saw him pick up the things in his bowl with chopsticks decently, looked at it hesitantly, and then put it in his mouth with a calm face.

"How, is it delicious?"

I didn't cook for a while, my skills shouldn't be bad, right? I stared at Changhua Shangxian with burning eyes, with a look of anticipation, no cook didn't want his skills to be affirmed.

Changhua Shangxian slowly put down his chopsticks and wiped the corners of his mouth, "It's too hard." ”

Hard?

"How can the fish be hard?" I hurriedly picked up the chopsticks in my hand, picked up a piece of meat and put it in my mouth.

Isn't it hard?

couldn't help but look at Changhua Shangxian with a strange face, how could he feel hard?

Suddenly thinking of something, my face froze, the corners of my mouth twitched, and I said in horror, "Shangxian, you...... You...... You can't eat fish bones, do you?"

Changhua Shangxian looked at me, as calm as ever, "What's that?"

Well, I was wrong when I didn't ask. It's really not a wise topic to discuss fish bones with someone who has never eaten.

"It's nothing, just remember to spit out that hard thing next time. That thing is sharp, you can't eat it, it hurts. ”

"Got it. Changhua Shangxian replied softly, and did not continue to ask.

The two continued to eat peacefully, and when the meal was over, Changhua Shangxian rarely took the initiative to speak, "Where did you find the ingredients?" He didn't remember that there were edible things in the house.

As soon as I said this, I was energetic, stood up with both hands on the table, and said excitedly, "To be honest, your Changhua Immortal Mansion is really poor enough, I don't see a few moving creatures as far as the eye can see, and the most annoying thing is that I don't even have a kitchen, if I hadn't found the carp in the pond with my eyes, there wouldn't be so delicious tonight......"

I said with my eyebrows fluttering, not noticing the Changhua Immortal who had changed his face at all.

"Speaking of immortals, do you know how many immortal methods I spent in order to catch that carp and change a kitchen, I am exhausted to death......"

"You say yes...... What are the ingredients?" Changhua Shangxian interrupted me, and asked slowly, his face not looking very calm.

I don't know why.

"It's the carp in the pond in the yard, do you have any other place to raise fish? It tastes good, these little guys are like fast becoming fine, shrewd can't do it, but it's hard to catch!"

This is the truth, catching these little guys is more tiring than when I singled out dozens of goblins in the human world, and the carp in the heavenly realm is really no better than the human world, and the shrewd ones are not like a fish!

Changhua Shangxian listened to my words, his face turned pale, and he quickly got up and walked out, how could his steps be messed up......

I'm surprised, what's going on that can make the calm Changhua Shangxian panic like this?

No...... These fish are poisonous, right?

Thinking of this, I couldn't help but shudder. It shouldn't be easy to think about the poison in the heavenly realm, I ate so much just now......

Damn, it's dead!

For the sake of my own life, I also chased after him. It's better to die than to live, it's not easy to live until now, but I don't want to hang up so soon.

Stopping at the edge of the pool, looking at the empty pool, Changhua Shangxian staggered back a few steps, looked back at me and said in a deep voice, "You...... You ate them all?"

Why is this Changhua Shangxian like this? Obviously, I'm not the only one who eats!

"You also ate ......"

I kindly reminded him that I wasn't the only one who was poisoned.

Changhua Shangxian turned even more pale when he heard this, his fists clenched continuously, and he had an expression of being killed by someone, as if we were not eating carp but his brother, although it was still that handsome face, but from the sudden drop in temperature around him, he could obviously feel countless traces of anger, and he no longer saw the calmness of not eating fireworks at the beginning.

In view of the fact that Changhua Shangxian's face was not very impressive, for the sake of safety, I cautiously took a few steps back, quietly enjoying the calm before the storm.

I stood quietly with him by the waterhole for half an hour, and the slightest pain spread from my feet, which felt all too familiar to me......

This means: feet, numb!

Thinking back to the sourness of that taste, I felt that I had to say something to ease the heavy atmosphere. It's not a matter of standing like this, can those fish still come back to life? The important thing is ...... By the way, save my almost unconscious feet.

"Changhua Shangxian, this fish ...... It's not poisonous, is it?"

As soon as my voice fell, it was not Changhua Shangxian who answered me, but a heart-rending cry: "Woo woo woo...... Help, help, Help, Immortal! There's a dead fat man who eats them all! Eat them all! Woo woo woo woo ......"

I saw a burst of golden light flash in front of me, and then there was an extra golden fish at the feet of Changhua Shangxian.

Looking at the golden little golden carp, I was not convinced, "How can I eat it all! Didn't I keep you?" I said, obviously there was only one left, no wonder the waterhole was so quiet just now, it turned out to be hiding.

Wait a minute...... Dead fat?

I walked quickly to Changhua Shangxian's side, squatted down, and picked up the carp's two whiskers, "Who is the fat man?"

The carp was suddenly picked up, and before he could react, when he recognized it as me, he immediately trembled violently, and said to Changhua Shangxian is voice: "Shangxian help, ahh......h

Sample, dare to say that I am fat, I can't faint you!

I retaliated and threw it a few more times, and then with a throw of my hand, the fainted carp returned to the water in a very smooth parabola.

Looking at my series of movements, and then at the golden carp floating on the water, Changhua Shangxian's face was so heavy that it couldn't sink anymore, and the yin could drip out of the water.

I shrank my head in fear, did I go too far? But I'm also a victim, if those fish are poisonous, I must be the first to die, and I haven't forgotten who ate the most just now.