Chapter 249 Nicknamed Xiao Zhuge !
Thinking of the benefits, Lu You's whole person suddenly seemed to be beaten with chicken blood, and the whole person suddenly became excited.
"Lu You, what are you doing? Holding your phone alone and smirking?"
In the living room, Li Xiaorou was giving lessons to Qin Yurou, Lu Tianyou, and Jiang Fenglan, explaining some spiritual experience, and suddenly, out of the corner of her eye, she noticed that Lu You was holding her mobile phone and smirking non-stop, and she couldn't help but raise her eyebrows.
Lu You came back to his senses, embarrassed to find that everyone in the family was glaring at him, and couldn't help but apologize repeatedly, said to go to the fish farm, and then ran out of the yard with an arrow and went straight to the dormitory in Jingshui Lake.
It's a beautiful place, it's remote, and few people will bother him!
The Lu family villa, watching Lu You suddenly go crazy and leave quickly, everyone in the room looked at each other speechlessly, Qin Yurou gave Li Xiaorou a knowing look, and Li Xiaorou faced it with a smile.
"That...... Xiaoyou, he must have something, let's continue!
Lu Tianyou said embarrassedly, Jiang Fenglan also opened her mouth to explain, and Li Xiaorou began to explain patiently again......
Jingshui Lake, on the sparkling lake, a kayak is quietly leaning on the shore of the lake, and in the clear and transparent water, schools of colorful fish are swimming happily.
Suddenly, at this moment, a vague figure fell from the sky and landed directly in the raft, shaking the surface of the lake and causing countless schools of fish to jump out of the water, stirring up waves and flowers, and a picture of a paradise landscape.
However, at this moment, no one appreciates this beautiful scenery, in the kayak, Lu You is lying in all directions, holding his mobile phone in both hands, concentrating, and is paying attention to all the dynamics in the Three Realms resource group.
At this moment, in the Three Realms resource group, it was so lively, and all the immortals were discussing the topic of the upcoming Peach Festival.
Almost two-thirds of the immortals are complaining, not knowing what kind of birthday gift to give to the Queen Mother of the West.
There are also one-third of the immortals, who are more numb, knowing that they can't compete with others, so they simply break the jar and break it, and when the time comes, just take some good things and send them over!
A group of immortals had a heated discussion about the topic of preparing birthday gifts, and they didn't know what to do.
Suddenly, at this moment, the God of Wealth sighed and said, "Alas, I am distressed! I think that my God of Wealth has countless treasures in this heaven and earth, but now I can't pick out a suitable gift for the Queen Mother, it is really a failure!"
As soon as this sentence came out, the group that was originally discussing fiercely was quiet for a few seconds, and the next moment, the sound of a joint crusade like a flash flood directly swiped the entire mobile phone screen!
Thor: "Damn, I've never seen such a shameless person!"
Electric mother: "Come on, God Soldier General, let me pull this pretending person out and burn it for 9981 days, and then throw it into the oil pan and fry it for three years and five years!"
Land Officer: "Agree to go upstairs!"
Erlang God: "Agree to add one upstairs!"
Antarctic Immortal: "Agree to add two upstairs!"
Marshal Tianpeng: "Agree to add 10086 upstairs!"
The third prince of Nezha: "@财神, you have to be careful when you go out at night!"
Shui De Zhenjun: "Be careful if you can't pretend to be forced but be grassed!"
Immortals: "Wahaha......"
God of Wealth: "You poor ghosts, envy the immortals and say clearly, why do you have such a big battle, ahaha! Seeing you all distressed, this immortal really wants to look up to the sky and laugh for three hundred years!haha!!"
Fairy in Red: "That...... This fairy can't stand it anymore!@齐天大圣呢, come, come, come out! Go and visit some treasure house of the God of Wealth......"
The fairy in green: "Agree with the eldest sister!"
The fairy in yellow: "Agree with the eldest sister to add one!"
The fairy in purple: "Agree with the eldest sister to add seven!"
Marshal Tianpeng: "Damn, if it weren't for my monkey brother who hadn't come back from the Star Domain, Lord Wealth, just what you pretended to be forced just now, it would definitely be the best example of waiting to be fucked!"
The broom star grinned in a row, and then attached the remarks: "Why don't Xiaoxian secretly give the God of Wealth a high-grade zodiac auspicious day charm?"
The gods and immortals unanimously agreed, and the God of Wealth finally expressed defeat and let out a string of cold sweats in surrender.
In the group, after a group of immortals laughed and played for a while, they finally inevitably returned to the topic.
Giant Spirit God: "Seriously, which fairy can help Xiaoxian come up with an idea, as long as it can provoke the Queen Mother to smile, then Xiaoxian is willing to thank him with a generous gift!"
Clairvoyant: "I'm grass, big man, such a simple truth still needs to be said, as long as the queen mother who can pay for it, this fairy is willing to contribute one-third of the belongings!"
Shunfeng ear: "This immortal is willing to pay half of his belongings!"
Claireye: "Get out, we're not good brothers anymore!"
Fairy Chang'e: "Everyone, don't be born in the blessing and don't know the blessing, you are just a simple gift, this fairy not only has to give gifts, but also choreographs the dance at the peach festival, and you are about to die of a headache!"
"This time, the Jade Emperor's famous words, you must bring an ingenious dance to the Queen Mother, preferably the kind that has never appeared in the fairy world, all the great immortals, do you have any good ideas, help!"
After Fairy Chang'e finished speaking, she let out a series of aggrieved expressions, it is conceivable that this famous beauty of the Three Realms must be full of endless troubles at this time, and her expression makes people feel pity.
Hundred Flowers Fairy: "Touch Fairy Chang'e, the two of us are sympathetic to each other! This time this fairy was also pulled by the Jade Emperor to be a strong man, to cooperate with the rehearsal of this grand event, does the fairy have any good ideas?"
Fairy Chang'e said bitterly: "My sister is now having a headache for this! The Jade Emperor's request this time is too strange, the fairy world doesn't know how many years have passed now, what kind of dance have you never seen, this is simply a human life!
God of Food: "You are not the only one who wants human life, the Jade Emperor also specially summoned me, the famous saying Now the food in the fairy world needs to be improved, this is simply a human life!"
Stove Jun: "Agree upstairs, this time I, like the Hundred Flowers Fairy, have also been pulled to be a strong man, and I need to cooperate with the God of Food to arrange a banquet, how is this good?"
Listening to the complaints of Fairy Chang'e, Fairy of Hundred Flowers, God of Food, and Stove Jun one by one, the original group of fairies who complained stopped talking one by one, and were replaced by a blessing of a lucky star.
They had exhausted their brains just for a birthday gift, and they were undoubtedly very lucky compared to the four immortals who could go up to the four gods but have a bigger task.
On the surface of Jingshan Lake, Lu You was lying leisurely in the kayak, swallowing clouds and spitting fog, while watching a group of immortals in the group rack their brains for the queen mother's birthday gift, and smiled gloatingly.
It wasn't until Fairy Chang'e and Fairy Hundred Flowers appeared that the schadenfreude on Lu You's face slowly subsided, and was replaced by a touch of thought.
Don't look at the fact that Lu You is in the Three Realms Thunder Resource Group now, and he is not bad at mixing, but there are only a few immortals who have really helped him.
The first to help him was the Monkey King, followed by the third prince of Nezha, Zhu Bajie is also one, and the sword immortal Lu Dongbin is also one of them, in addition to these four people, it is the two great beauties of the Three Realms, Chang'e Fairy and Hundred Flowers Fairy!
Among them, in addition to the third prince of Nezha, the most helpful to Lu You are the Chang'e Fairy and the Hundred Flowers Fairy.
Seeing that the two fairies were struggling with a mere dance rehearsal, Lu You couldn't help but speak.
Earth Flying Fish: "@嫦娥仙子@百花仙子, two fairies, just rehearsing a dance, look at what makes you entangled, the little fairy has no other skills, and in terms of rehearsing dance, he still has some ability!"
"Tell me if you want to be sexy or passionate, or whatever......
In the Three Realms Thunderbolt Resource Group, the originally lively and noisy scene, as Lu You's words fell, the entire group suddenly fell silent, and all the immortals were taken aback.
All the way up to ...... After the gods and immortals saw the person who spoke, in an instant, they were in an uproar again.
Giant Spirit God: "I'm relying on it! Who does this immortal think is so angry, it turns out to be a flying fish fairy friend!"
Claireye: "Flying Fish Fairy Friends have always been an alternative in our group, all kinds of novel and strange treasures emerge in endlessly, if other immortals say this, this immortal will never believe it, but since the Flying Fish Fairy friend has said, then this immortal is 100% assured!"
Shunfeng Er: "I agree with the opinion upstairs, Flying Fish Immortal, is the sect leader okay with his old man?"
Lu You was still stunned, and then he saw the clairvoyant in the group scolding: "Roll the calf thing, if you don't speak, no one will treat you as a dumb person!
Erlang God: "Wow Ka Ka, Ben Xingjun has always felt that he is crazy enough to drag, and he has been lonely and unbearable, but I didn't expect that a brother with the same hobby as Ben Xingjun finally appeared, and he should be a big white!"
The third prince of Nezha rolled his eyes: "Bullshit's hobby, three eyes, don't judge others with your face?
Erlang God glared angrily: "I'll rub, little brat, you have eaten gunpowder! Lao Tzu didn't provoke you today, you ...... girl."
Tota Heavenly King: "Ahem, Erlang Xingjun, pay attention to your words!"
Just as Erlang God's anger was burning, a dry cough sounded, and King Tota came out.
Jiro God ......
Immortals......
Until the expressions of surprise from Fairy Chang'e and Fairy Hundred Flowers appeared: "Fairy Flying Fish, are you serious about what you just said?"
The atmosphere in the group was lively again, and all the gods and immortals fell their curious minds on the body of the flying fish on the earth.
Earth Flying Fish: "That's nature! Although Xiaoxian's ability is meagre and difficult to enter the stream, it is still difficult to rehearse for dances, otherwise, wouldn't it damage Xiao Zhuge 's name?"
All the gods and immortals were in a daze, Xiao Zhuge What the hell?
There are even immortals who ask directly, what does Xiao Zhuge mean?
Lu You coughed dryly, he just said it smoothly, and he just broke out a name, where would he have thought of being asked by some immortals.
At the moment, he could only explain with a wry smile: "A name! Just a name! Let's continue to discuss the right thing!"
When it came to business, the gods and immortals quickly didn't care about this fork, but gathered around the matter of rehearsing the dance, and as for the topic of discussion, Lu You's face was full of black lines......