In a private room in a small restaurant outside the school.

Three dishes and one soup: braised tenderloin, pot wrapped meat, shredded sweet potato, seaweed and egg soup.

This amount is just right, and three people are not too wasteful.

Li Fan chatted with the two girls while eating, but Gu Yating only focused on eating, ignoring him, chewing and swallowing slowly, very ladylike.

The tall girl's name is Panpan, and she smiled when she saw this: "Miss Gu, you don't usually eat like this?"

Gu Yating glanced at her, "I've always been so elegant, okay?"

Pan Pan then chatted with Li Fan with a smile, and then pinched Gu Yating's thigh with his hand under the table, signaling her not to be cold, this young man is really good, he looks greedy.

After chatting for a long time, Li Fan wanted to liven up the atmosphere and decided to tell a few small jokes, what he was best at was colored jokes, but it was obviously not good in the face of two high school girls, so he told a few old-fashioned jokes in time and space on the earth in a decent manner.

"It is said that the weather is hot in summer, the bus has been upgraded to an air-conditioned car, the fare has been adjusted from the original 1 yuan to 2 yuan, and an aunt has invested a dollar, and the driver said: 'Two yuan!', and the aunt said: 'Well, cool!' The driver said: 'Cast two yuan!', the aunt smiled: 'Not only the head is cool, but the whole body is cool!' After speaking, he went straight to the back row. ”

Pan Pan sneered, while Gu Yating straightened her face and her cheeks bulged.

The joke was not over, Li Fan continued: "The driver shouted in a hurry: 'Invest two dollars in money!' The aunt replied: 'There are fewer people in the back, it is cooler, thank you, young man!'"

Poof!

Gu Yating coughed non-stop, and a mouthful of seaweed egg soup in her mouth spilled on the ground.

"Yo, what's wrong, are you okay?" asked Li Fan.

Pan Pan patted Gu Yating's back and said with a smile: "It's nothing, this girl has a low smile!"

Li Fan smiled, and after singing, he found her weakness.

Gu Yating, who eased up, said: "Whoever laughs low, it's just that this soup is too bad and stumbles me!"

Li Fan decided to continue telling jokes: "Once when I took a taxi, the driver asked me if I wanted to listen to the song, and I said listen to it, and then this product sang all the way to me! When the goods sang to the end, they shouted: 'Where is the applause!', and then casually pressed the horn twice. Then the creature sang two more and shouted, 'Where are your hands, let me see your hands!' and, just as I was puzzled, the ship opened the wiper ......"

Gu Yating gritted her silver teeth, lowered her head, her hair hung down, and she didn't know what her expression was at this time, the chopsticks kept stirring in the rice bowl, but she didn't put vegetables in her mouth.

Panpan laughed a few times cooperatively, and then felt that it was not a big deal, and her sister was estimated to have entered a state of seizure.

Li Fan continued: "When I was in biology class, the teacher asked if the number of cells would be doubled after division, the first student stood up and said that he would not double, and the second student would not double, and when it was the turn of the third student, his table mate woke him up, and then this strange man immediately stood up and said: 'Grab the landlord!'"

Gu Yating's shoulders were already trembling slightly, and her hands were clutching the chopsticks tightly.

Seeing this, Li Fan felt almost the same, and immediately moved the chair to Gu Yating and sat down and said: "There is a very, very beautiful little girl who is receiving an infusion in the hospital, and this girl laughs wildly, and others ask her what she laughs at, and she says: 'I laugh a little bit!' But you can tell me about it, a little bit is innocent!"

"Huh" got up, the soft hair shook Li Fan's face, and a quiet hair fragrance went straight into the nostrils, Li Fan didn't have time to be nostalgic, Gu Yating got up early and walked quickly to the bathroom, she covered her lower abdomen with her hands, and her posture looked trembling.

"It's okay, my sister probably went to the bathroom to laugh. Pan Pan said.

Li Fan was still a little proud, but he didn't expect the old-fashioned story to find a market in this time and space, "How about these jokes?

"Average, midstream level. But it's enough to soak my sisters. ”

Li Fan said embarrassedly: "What is not soaking, I just liven up the atmosphere." ”

Not long after, a customer upstairs checked out and went out, saying as he walked:

"Why did the girl in the bathroom smile like that?"

"Who knows, holding her stomach and wiping her tears, no one will tease her!"

……

Panpan spread her hands and said, "How is it? I'm not wrong, right?"

As soon as these words fell, Gu Yating also walked back, her face had just been washed, but her face was still very ruddy, as soon as she sat down, she immediately stopped Li Fan, who was about to ask, and said: "For your personal safety in the middle school attached to the Normal University, I can warn you, don't tell jokes!"

"Okay!" Li Fan didn't tease her anymore, there was still a lot of food left on the table, waiting for her to contribute.

Gu Yating took out a piece of information from her backpack and handed it to Li Fan, saying, "You can go back and read this well, don't hold me back when the time comes!"

"What do you mean?" asked Li Fan.

"There are three groups of announcers for this conference, and I'm also unlucky, unfortunately I was divided into a group with you, and you are the least experienced among the three groups of 6 people, don't bother me when the time comes!"

"Oh, I didn't know we were in a group yet. Li Fan flipped through it casually.

Pan Pan said: "Of course you know it late, the competition was organized by the Education Bureau and the High School Affiliated to our Normal University, and Yating is the vice president of the student union, of course I knew it early." ”

Sure enough, when Li Fan returned to school, the head teacher Lao Chen gave the same information, but Li Fan had already memorized it on the bus.

……

On Saturday night, the supermarket downstairs was always bustling, and in order to attract people, the supermarket put a flat-screen TV in front of the door and set up a few small benches.

Usually in the evening, a popular movie is played, and the old and young masters who hang out in the community, the big girls and the little daughters-in-law all gather to watch movies and talk about homely things. It is a pastime that does not dance square dances, and it has also succeeded in boosting the turnover of supermarkets.

"Hey, Xiao Qi, what's the movie tonight?"

"Let's not show a movie today, and directly broadcast Giessen TV's "Chinese Idiom Conference"!"

"Hey, I have an idea, we don't know about other places, but in our community, 99% of this time period will be watched by this show, who let Xiaofan be a child in our community!"

"That's right, if it's from other communities, no matter how good the show is, I won't watch it, isn't it good to have a few rounds of mahjong at this time? ”

……

At half past seven o'clock in the evening, there were more and more people at the entrance of the supermarket, and the small benches had already been snatched up, and some residents moved the dining chairs, computer chairs and other things directly from the upper floor.

This is an atmosphere and a reason for watching sports events collectively. Similarly, if you watch a comedy by yourself, you may be 70% happy, but if you want everyone to watch it together, the effect will be different.

By the time it aired at 8 p.m., the entrance to the supermarket was already full of people.

"Hey, Xiao Fan's reaction ability is so fast, right?"

"I didn't think this kid had any extraordinary talent before, except for being handsome!"

"It's amazing, there's nothing he doesn't know about this idiom allusion. ”

"Their Warring States team, if they win, they will win on Xiaofan. ”

"Lao Li, does this child have a long face?"

Dad Li just walked into the crowd and smiled from ear to ear, "When Lao Tzu was young, his intelligence and memory were not lower than him, so let's put this gene here!"

……

There are also praise for cuteness.

"Mengmeng, this child, I took her to play since I was a child, this girl is a ghost horse elf, so cute. ”

"Don't say it, Meng Meng and that weird thing together, sometimes there are really surprises!"

……

Just when everyone was watching the show and talking about it, Li Fan appeared in everyone's sight holding his sister jelly.

"Hey, Xiaofan, you're so good! you're much better than your father!"

"Xiaofan, I think this championship is 100% yours, come on!"

……

In the face of everyone's praise, Li Fan said modestly: "It's really hard to say, the two combinations of our teacher and Zhang Lei are strong and balanced, it's hard to say!"

After Li Fan finished speaking, he slipped into the supermarket, bought a stack of diapers for his sister and fled, there were too many people here to join in the fun, and he was a little tired of coping.

slept a good night, and the next morning, a phone call woke him up, Zhou Kai's call.

"Xiaofan, let me tell you the good news, the ratings of our program have broken 2, becoming the ninth program in the country to break 2 in a single episode this year!

"Oh......" Li Fan yawned and said, "Happy, you called me so early to do this?"

"The recording time of tonight's show was changed to tomorrow, but you got to the station before 9 a.m. ”

"What are you doing?"

"Record a promotional video, let's do something!"