Chapter 19: Learning Kung Fu
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"I don't know...?" Ye Zi was stunned, he thought that he would be like the protagonist of all fantasy novels, his body has been transformed from a mortal to a god, and he can do everything from heaven to earth, but now... All disillusioned, there is wood!
Seeing Ye Zi's sluggish face, the old man was embarrassed to explain: "This divine power seed was originally prepared for 'NPCs', so I don't know what effect it will have when it is placed in a mortal's body... Why don't you try?"
"How do you try?"
"I'll teach you Paiyun Palm now, and you'll see if you can learn it. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info" After speaking, the old man opened the window, and he didn't see any movement, and slapped it out with a light palm, "This is the first style, flowing water and clouds." ”
Seriously, Ye Zi feels that this trick "flowing water" is not gorgeous at all in the movie, it feels like the young Stephen Chow in "Kung Fu" playing the palm of the gods, which makes people feel a little ridiculous.
"That's it?"
"That's right!" the old man nodded as a matter of course, and then said earnestly: "Don't look at my palm, it has no effect, you see the tree in the distance, I deliberately controlled the strength, and used the cloud palm to evaporate its water, and the leaves on this tree will have to fall off in another month." ”
...... "If the old man hadn't been so powerful yesterday, Ye Zi would really wonder if he and Little Lori had colluded to deceive him, because in another month, autumn will come...
"What's the matter? Isn't there a cold voice in your head saying, 'Congratulations to the host, Paiyunzhang has learned'?"
"It didn't..."
"Do you feel that your body is hot, your brain is clear for a while, and this trick is engraved in your mind as if you have practiced it for decades?"
"It didn't..."
"This can't be..."The old man scratched his head and motioned for him to look out the window: "Come, you can also slap it." ”
"Oh..." Ye Zi reluctantly stood by the window, posed against the tree in front of him, and then pushed it over.
"Still no response..."
"No, no, you have to say 'flowing water and clouds' in your mouth! ”
Ye Zi glanced back at the old man sadly, "But you didn't do it just now..."
"Nonsense, I can hit the cloud palm with my feet, can you compare with me? Hurry up, don't rub it off!"
Ye Zi hesitantly raised his palm, of course it would be fine if he was a child, but now that the neighbors knew him, it was really embarrassing. It was at this moment that he noticed that a very beautiful girl downstairs was looking at him, with a curious look on her face...
"Hurry up, believe it or not, I'm going to throw you out and let you have no teacher to ventilate your legs?"
"Hey... That's it, she doesn't know me anyway, just laugh..."Ye Zisheng waved his hand forward without love, and then shouted: "Flowing water and clouds!"
Sure enough, the tree still didn't move, but the girl downstairs laughed out loud, bending over and covering her stomach, looking overjoyed.
And the old man didn't realize it at all, but muttered unwillingly: "This is not right, why is it useless?"
"Uh... Could it be that my skills are shallow, and it will take a year for this tree to lose all its leaves?"
The old man glanced at Ye Zi with the eyes of an idiot, and said slowly: "If I can't even discern the meaning of cloud impermanence, I have lived in vain for so many years." ”
"This..."Ye Zi quietly looked down, the girl still hadn't left, she was looking at him expectantly, and she had an extra mobile phone in her hand...
"Let's do it first... I feel that the palm just now has exhausted my physical strength, and now I am dizzy..."Ye Zi began to play scoundrel, and being photographed to death by the old man is better than being photographed by others and posted on the Internet.
"You..."The old man was anxious, stepped forward and grabbed Ye Zi's collar and was about to throw him out, it seemed that he really wanted him to comprehend the essence of Fengshen's legs.
At the last moment, an unusually angry voice suddenly came from behind them: "You!you!are you!!!
I saw little Lori standing on the sofa, staring at them very, very seriously, obviously getting up angry.
"Yezi! and Xiongba! Why are you disturbing me sleeping!" Little Lori jumped off the sofa angrily, and then walked up to Xiongba step by step with bare feet: "Believe it or not, I'll call you back immediately!"
The old man lowered his head like a student who had done something wrong, and he didn't dare to make a sound.
"And you!" Little Lori immediately turned her head to look at Ye Zi again, and said fiercely: "Do you know that not sleeping well will make me lose my divine power!"
Ye Zi was stunned for a moment, his expression full of suspicion: "Lost his divine power again?" But it seems that it is morning, right?"
"I don't care! You go out to buy groceries now, and then cook a delicious meal at noon, maybe my divine power will recover!" The Lord God waved his hand, fully exposing his "wolf ambition".
"It's okay, I have to buy vegetables anyway..."Ye Zi nodded and was about to go out, and then asked as if he remembered something: "By the way, I will start school tomorrow, and it's okay to talk in the evening, but how do you eat at noon?"
The Lord God was not happy, and said with a frown, "Isn't school as important as the Lord God as beautiful as me?"
"Hey, hey, are you highlighting your beauty or your status as the main god?"
"Hehe..."Little Lori turned around arrogantly and said indifferently: "You throw some currency down, I'll order takeout with Xiongba." ”
Momo suddenly remembered the Pizza Hut commercial on TV last night, the round flatbread, it looks quite appetizing, well, let's eat this tomorrow, if it's delicious, it's set every day!
Where did Ye Zi know about the main god's ruined plan, so he had to nod, greet the old man and turn around and go out.
It wasn't until the door closed and Ye Zi's footsteps were getting farther and farther away that Xiao Lori looked at Xiongba, her expression was still arrogant and indifferent: "I saw it just now!"
The old man was not surprised at all, and said with a smile: "I never thought of hiding it from the Lord God. ”
"Well..."Little Lori walked to the window with a cold face, and happened to stand in Ye Zi's position just now, "If that is really a divine power seed, even if Ye Zi pleads, you can't be exempt from punishment, but I'm very strange, why did you lie to him?"
The old man shook his head, glanced out the window, and explained gently: "You also know that Ye Xiaoyou is a person, if I tell the truth, he will not accept it no matter what...
"But in the future, the reincarnation space will be reopened, and with that thing there, you may be able to get rid of reincarnation completely... And now, you're really just a mortal. Lord God's eyes widened, and his eyes were full of puzzlement.
"Lord God, you are mighty, so I don't understand, sometimes mortals are much happier than kings..."The old man let out a long sigh, and continued: "What makes me strange is that that thing actually has no effect on him, even mortals should be able to absorb eighty or ninety percent." ”
"Hehe... Maybe Leaf is the big fool among mortals. Little Lori shrugged her shoulders and looked noncommittal.
The old man smiled slightly, bowed to her, and then sat down to fiddle with the chess pieces alone.
Momo stopped talking, she held her chin high and looked out of the window proudly, as if the great rivers and mountains were her world.
On the tree not far away, a leaf quietly floated down, and in the sight of Little Lori, it followed the wind and gradually flew into the distance.
Autumn seems to be really coming.
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