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Ye Zi was a little absent-minded all afternoon, and after finally finishing two classes, the new counselor Luo Yu found him again, saying that the application for teaching assistant was approved, and he would go directly to the law department after the freshman military training next week, and he might have to take the freshmen to camp for a day. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

"I don't know why you're looking for me... What the hell is camping?"

Until Ye Zi was about to walk to the door, he still had a depressed expression on his face.

Their school has always had a tradition of "surviving in the wild" on the last day of military training, and it is not the kind of picnic that seems to be at home, you need to make your own fire, cook and set up tents, and you have to find all the food and water sources by yourself, which tortures people unspeakably every year.

At this time, the most tired are the counselors and teaching assistants, who have to take care of each budding new person like a nanny, but in fact, they don't know anything... Ye Zi still remembered that Yu Muhuan gloated and laughed at the teaching assistant of their class last year, but he didn't expect it to be his turn this year.

"Leaves!"

Just when he was stunned, he suddenly heard someone shouting at him next to him, and when he turned around and saw the person coming, Ye Zi couldn't help laughing: "Old man!"

Xiongba left after Ye Anlan went home, as the main god of the direct boss, he didn't say anything, Ye Zi, the little pony, naturally didn't want to ask much, but he has always been worried about the old man, the current society has long been not a happy grudge, although the old man has peerless martial arts, but in terms of life and daily life, he is no different from ordinary old people, and he doesn't even know a lot of the most basic common sense.

However, now, Ye Zi found that he was really too young...

The old man changed another set of clothes today, this time in a casual suit, his hair was combed behind his head like Boss Fu in "Residual Sin", and his face was full of red light, like an artist who had just returned to China not long ago.

But what surprised Ye Zi even more was that there was a very beautiful woman standing next to the old man, who was only about thirty-five years old, smiling dignified and elegant, looking at Ye Zi with a little shame in her eyes, but more loving and tolerant, smiling at him like a big sister next door.

Ye Zi quietly glanced at the hand of the "big sister next door" holding Xiongba's arm, and then winked desperately at the old man, "What are you? hey, hey..."

The old man smiled very brightly: "Didn't I tell you two days ago that a lady took me to buy potstickers, it is this Mrs. Cao, you can call her Aunt Cao." ”

"Sister Cao~~" Ye Zi shouted without blushing and panting, how well-behaved and well-behaved she looked.

The woman blushed suddenly, and the little jasper glanced back at Xiongba, and then whispered: "Let's call Aunt Cao... I'm your uncle's generation. ”

Uncle? Ye Zi was stunned for a moment, he didn't know how Xiongba introduced himself to her, but according to his real age, Xiongba should be able to be his grandfather.

Due to the presence of outsiders, many things could not be said at all, so Ye Zi had no choice but to ask the old man, "Are you going home today?" Actually, it doesn't matter..."

"It's okay, I've been living with Mrs. Cao recently, her house is quite close to you, and I can rush over at any time if anything. The old man waved his hand, and added in a whisper: "Oh... Mrs. Cao's house has guest rooms. ”

Aunt Cao's face turned even redder, and she lowered her head shyly and did not speak.

"Oh..."Ye Zi suddenly didn't know how to answer, but he was sprinkled with a handful of dog food when he was walking on the road, which was a very sad thing anyway... Coupled with the fact that the things of the reincarnator were not good to say in front of Aunt Cao, Ye Zi could only smile very embarrassedly at the old man all the time, and his eyes were full of gossip fire.

"Alright, you can go back first, and I'll look for you in two days. The old man began to chase people without any nostalgia, "But... You must be safe yourself. ”

When the old man said the latter sentence, his expression was very serious, which made Ye Zi feel that he also knew something, after all, as the "guardian" of Xiao Lori, the old man couldn't just play chess and watch TV at home, he would definitely use his own way to investigate those secrets.

"Let's go~" Xiongba turned around and left very chicly, Aunt Cao nodded and smiled at him politely, and then left with the old man with a happy face.

Ye Zi was stunned in place for a long time, and after watching them sit on the SUV parked on the side of the road, he retracted his gaze with envy - it seems that there is no need to worry that the old man will go to the bus again to "eat black", their car is Gust...

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"I'm back~~"

Ye Zi twisted open the door, and just before he could shout, a figure had already jumped up and hugged him.

The fragrance between the girl's hair made the tip of his nose itch, and the softness in front of him also made him feel a little embarrassed, Ye Zi had no choice but to pat his sister's shoulder, and said helplessly: "I said don't use Mount Tai to press this trick..."

"I don't care, I haven't seen you for a day!" Ye Anna looked up at him dissatisfiedly, and then drilled her head into his arms: "You don't know how hard this day is..."

"Tut-tut, this sentence should be me, right? Momo was sitting on the sofa and looking at this place coldly, and Ye Zi's extremely familiar arrogance was still in his eyes: "This mortal simply doesn't know anything, and he can hurt his hand when he washes a fish." ”

"You can do it, you can go!Who didn't come into the kitchen at all with a disgusted face?" Ye Anlan finally stopped pestering his brother, and turned to glare at Xiao Lori.

"Hurt your hand?" Ye Zi hurriedly grabbed her hand, there was a band-aid attached to it, and there were faint traces of blood, "Why are you so careless? ”

Seeing his brother's expression very distressed, Ye Anlan couldn't help but stick out his tongue, and smiled obediently: "I know~ Hurry up and wash your hands and eat!"

Ye Zi nodded, changed into slippers and walked towards the bathroom, but Momo grabbed him expressionlessly, her eyes were cold.

"What?"

"I greeted you first, but you ignored me!" Lord God was a little angry, he obviously waited for him for a long time, what an honor?

Ye Zi didn't figure out what the Lord God meant, patted her head and said, "It's all a family, you can't say 'hello' every time you meet like ordinary friends." ”

Not... Family?

Xiao Lori's face softened slightly, although the gap between the main god and mortals was like mud, but Ye Zi, as a divine servant, was barely counted as a family.

However, she glanced at Ye Anlan again, and the other party took advantage of her brother's lack of attention and put on a very ugly grimace, which made Xiao Lori frown, "But I absolutely and absolutely do not accept to be a family with this woman!"

Ye Anlan rolled his eyes and ignored her, arguing with this little girl in front of his brother was obviously irrational behavior, she was a well-behaved girl, well, that's it~

"Okay, if you're happy. Ye Zi waved his hand and walked into the bathroom, closing the door by the way.

"Yezi, I'm angry!"

"Well, it's good if you're happy~"

“......”

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At the dinner table, Ye Anlan kept picking up vegetables for his brother, and looked at Xiao Lori with demonstrative eyes very covertly, looking proud.

Momo obviously hasn't lost her breath yet, and what makes her feel even more disgusting is that this woman actually uses chopsticks stained with her own saliva to pick vegetables on the leaves, isn't it dirty?

Mortal... Sure enough, it's the most incomprehensible creature!

Just when she was so secretly disgusted, she saw Ye Zi clipping a big chicken leg in her bowl, looking at her gently and smiling: "Don't be angry, I will greet you every day in the future." ”

“......”

Little Lori looked at the chopsticks in Ye Zi's hand, and then at the chicken legs in her bowl, looking cute.

"Don't like chicken thighs?"

"En!" Xiao Lori nodded heavily, but before she could breathe a sigh of relief, she watched Ye Zi put the chopsticks into her bowl again, took away the chicken legs, and then threw another piece of ribs in, "Eat this, it's not very greasy." ”

“......”

In Ye Zi's super warm eyes, Lord God closed his eyes tightly, frowned, and finally put the piece of pork ribs in his mouth, chewing hard, while looking at the two mortals indignantly.

"The bones have been eaten, and hey!" Ye Zi shook his head and smiled, then looked at his sister and asked, "You all stay at home all day?"

"Of course not, Momo was going to the bookstore, so I went with her and bought a few books for myself. Ye Anlan is still very well-behaved, although Momo does want to go to the bookstore, but at the beginning she proposed the idea, but now she secretly changed the explanation, just to wait for her brother to continue to ask.

Sure enough, Ye Zi glanced at Xiao Lori in surprise: "You actually want to go to the bookstore, what kind of books are you looking for?"

Little Lori's face turned red instantly, and before she could divert the topic, Ye Anlan explained casually: "She just wants to see the birth of a child..."

"Don't say it!" Momo hurriedly spit out the bones in her mouth and hurriedly gagged the other party's mouth: "If you say it, I'll throw the 'leaf' on your bed in the middle of the night!"

Ye Anlan also knew that the mouse had the same name as her brother at this time, but this threat was not lethal to her at all, so she deliberately pretended to be surprised and said: "I'm really sorry, I almost told you that you want to know how adults give birth..."

"Poof!" Ye Zi couldn't help but squirt out the food in his mouth, and said dumbfounded: "Have a baby?"

Xiao Lori was completely angry, she slapped her chopsticks on the table, glared at Ye Anlan and shouted, "You did it on purpose!"

"Brother... She murdered me..."Ye Anlan looked at Ye Zi pitifully, as aggrieved as he wanted: "I didn't mean to..."

"Don't make a fuss. Ye Zi smiled and flicked on his sister's head, and at this time, he couldn't see that he was a fool, "But I'm very strange, didn't you say that you know how humans give birth?"

"I want you to take care of it!" Lord God is angry, and she will rush to arrest anyone, especially now that she finally knows the principle of how humans give birth to children, she can't wait to kill back to the reincarnation space immediately and wipe out all those mortals!

Actually lied to himself about milk... If she hadn't read that kind of knowledge book, she might have been kept in the dark for the rest of her life, and then shamelessly ridiculed by this woman.

"Hmph, in short, I will be inseparable from you from now on!" Lord God pointed at Ye Anlan with righteous words, "I declare that you have been kicked out by me from now on, and you are not allowed to enter this house without my consent!"

Ye Anlan blinked, and smiled angrily: "This is my little sister, what kind of courage do you have to say this?"

"Don't quarrel, don't argue..."Ye Zi couldn't help but feel a headache, these two people are simply incompatible, God knows how they got along today, "I'll go to the kitchen to cut fruit, by the way, Momo, do you want to drink milk?"

"....." Lord God was stunned for a moment, and then shouted with a flushed face: "I don't want milk, I don't want to drink milk for the rest of my life!!"

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ps：

I slept late last night, but I woke up very early this morning, and it was only 5 o'clock when I woke up, and I couldn't sleep with my eyes open, and I started thinking about the future of this novel.

Overall, I'm very satisfied with all aspects of this book, whether it's the results or the control of the pen power that I have written so far, except for the slower update, I am content enough, I just hope that I can continue this wonderful book until the end of the book.

With this sense of satisfaction, I got up at seven o'clock, and after getting up, I walked the dog and bought breakfast by the way, the weather was too hot, and I came back sweating profusely. But today, the air is really good, and the aroma of many flowers and plants has unconsciously penetrated into the nasal cavity, which is endlessly evocative.

Because I didn't sleep well, I couldn't code a word when I sat in front of the computer desktop, I don't know what the reason, it was difficult to write, maybe I was too sleepy, maybe I was in a bad mood. Before I knew it, it was time for lunch, and when the takeaway came, I decided to watch Ip Man 3, I like martial arts very much, but because I am lazy, I just like it, I personally think that Zhang Jin has overshadowed the protagonist in Ip Man 3, very powerful and handsome, after watching the movie, I found that it was already two o'clock, at this time I was drowsy, but I didn't dare to sleep, so I started to code words listlessly, wrote about a thousand, and then deleted it all, I don't think it meets my requirements, oh, I forgot to say, I'm doing text work myself, in fact, the speed of coding words is not slow, if the mind is smooth, there is absolutely no problem with a chapter in two hours, but there will always be some personal requirements, and after writing, they will delete and subtract, and finally barely meet their own requirements.

After unconsciously it was four o'clock, continue to walk the dog, this time it was hot, came back crazy to blow on the air conditioner, and then remembered that there was no drink at home, and ran to the supermarket to move two boxes of Sprite, and then the daughter-in-law got off work, today she actually got off work very early, very happy, so the two began to prepare dinner, by the way watched an episode of Lao Jiumen.

I suddenly felt that in fact, writing online articles is the same as life, you need hard work and opportunities, otherwise you will never be able to come out, thank you for having you, at least make the results of this book not look bad. After taking a shower, I was refreshed, and I decided that I would work hard, so please look forward to it!

Well, to sum up, there is only one change today...

(Went to sleep with an innocent face)