Chapter 279: Suffering the Loss of No Culture
"What does this old woman want to do?" Lin Bad asked.
"Who knows. Huang Haiyi shook his head.
So, Lin Bad shouted directly, shouting in a broken Chinese dialect: "Old woman, what the hell are you?"
As a result, the old woman snorted coldly and said, "I'm not a ghost, I'm not a thing, my name is Loose Soil Miko!"
However, at this time, Miyamoto Kamisa was completely stunned, "It's actually Miko in the loose soil?"
"Zhongzi?" Lin said disdainfully, "You look at the old woman, where is there no beauty?"
It simply subverted the understanding of the so-called island action movies that Lin Bad had watched before, because as far as he knew, aren't these Japanese girls the kind of kawaii that talk loudly, how can there be such an ugly old woman?
"Nope. Miyamoto shook his head frantically and explained, " I heard that the pine soil beauty was really a big beauty who was a country and a city, it was because it was so beautiful, so it was rumored that the pine soil beauty was a fox like the pine soil family transformed into a human form, and later because of the practice of yin and yang, it is said that she was only twenty years old when she was only twenty years old, and she carried forward the yin and yang of the entire pine soil family, but the good times did not last long, I don't know why I suddenly went crazy, killed a town overnight, and since then, it has disappeared, and this legend has passed eighty years, although the pine soil family has not declined, but the improvement is not great, after all, the top leaders of the country still have scruples about them, Mainly because of their family's yin-yang arts, but from beginning to end, the Songtu family is still the largest yin-yang family in the Wa Kingdom, but later, I haven't heard the news of Songtu Miko, and the world has thought that she is dead, but it is also said that she is not dead, but has turned back into a fox. ”
Miyamoto Kamisa then sighed: "I didn't expect that she would have been staying in the Songtu family. ”
"Eighty years, twenty years old?" Lin Bad also frowned slightly, "Then isn't this old woman already a hundred years old now?"
"The old woman who has lived for a hundred years still has this kind of body?" Huang Haiyi was also surprised.
After all, it is not uncommon for people to live to be a hundred years old, but when they live to be a hundred years old, they can still use their bodies so freely, which is really unheard of, after all, from the moment she was shot down by Huang Haiyi, she can stand up again the moment, it is impossible to do it like a hundred-year-old woman, this kind of agile action, even young people may not be able to do it, let alone a hundred-year-old woman.
Isn't this really the same as what Miyamoto Shangsha said, this loose soil beauty is really a fox into a spirit?
Impossible!
Lin Bad and Huang Haiyi are both atheists, and it is absolutely impossible to believe this kind of nonsense.
"Be careful!" shouted Miyamoto Kamisa.
Suddenly.
I saw that at this time, the whole old bone of the loose soil mein jumped up to the top of the ceiling, and the jumping ability was very strong, and he jumped directly to the beam.
This is the old building of the Wa Kingdom, and it has beams like the tiled houses of the ancient buildings before China.
And with it.
In the hands of the meados in the loose soil, several clusters of 'Sky Fox Divine Fire' appeared again!
At the same time, some water vapor mist seeped into the hall from nowhere, spreading throughout the hall.
Suddenly, the loose soil beauty directly waved his hand and smashed the few fires in his hand directly at Lin Bad.
"Get out of the way!" Lin Bad shouted.
Then the three of them jumped out of a position, because with the lesson just now, they didn't dare to catch the flames anymore, because if one of them didn't pay attention and didn't react, not only would his weapon be gone, but even the people would be burned.
It's just that the flames of this loose soil in the soil seemed to be inexhaustible, and they were frantically thrown towards Lin Bad and them one after another.
". Lin Bad ran and hid while scolding, "I don't believe it anymore, a hundred-year-old woman can still go to heaven?"
Immediately afterwards, Lin Bad shouted, "Haiyi, cover me, I'll deal with her!"
"Okay!" Huang Haiyi immediately responded.
Subsequently, Huang Haiyi directly changed from the original dodge to the active attack, carrying the submachine gun in his hand, replacing it with a new bullet, and the muzzle of the gun was directly aimed at the loose soil on the beam of the house and strafed it.
Sure enough.
Because of Huang Haiyi's move, it directly attracted the attention of the loose soil meson, but because of Huang Haiyi's attack, the loose soil beauty also kept climbing and walking on the beams.
"Good. Lin Bad laughed.
Immediately after, Lin Bad saw the location of the meagre in the loose soil, took a few steps back, and then made a look of preparing to run.
"Haiyi, fix her position!" Lin Bad shouted.
As soon as the words fell, Lin Bad's whole person ran directly, and then reached the edge of the beam, and Lin Bad's whole person jumped up, and at the same time, Huang Haiyi also changed his attack method, and directly put his gun in one direction, directly blocking the way of the loose soil mezi.
In a split second.
Lin Bad's jump was almost close to the position of the beam, but he didn't plan to jump up, but directly swung his sword, and the blade swept directly towards the loose soil mezuko.
Swish!
A whistling sound of the sword blade coming from the Tang Sword in Lin Bad's hand directly took a fancy to the body of the loose soil Meizi.
Then, Lin Bad landed directly and gracefully with a smile of pride.
However, Huang Haiyi shouted in surprise, "Lin Bad, look at it!"
"Huh?"
Lin Bad raised his head suspiciously, and looked at the position where he had just chopped the loose soil mear, and he was immediately stunned.
Because the beauty in the loose soil that he slashed was like a mist of water, and gradually disappeared.
"What's the situation here?" Finally, Huang Haiyi, who had never spoken rudely, couldn't help but scold.
"How can this be?" Lin Bad was also surprised.
As a result, Miyamoto Shangsha shouted, "This is, this is the shadow clone of the secret arts in the Yin-Yang Technique?"
"Shadow clone?" Lin Badly paused.
Then, the strange laughter of the old woman in the loose soil Miko resounded in the hall again, "Boom Boom Boom Boom ......Boom Boom Nest Nest T
As this laughter lingered in the hall, the water vapor mist that dispersed into it became even more serious.
Meanwhile.
One...... Two...... Three......
Dozens of loose soil mesons appeared in different positions in the hall.
At this moment, Huang Haiyi became a little nervous, and he asked, "Is this really a shadow clone?"
"No, it's impossible, it's just a trick. Lin Bad said lightly, "Calm down, you must be calm." ”
Because if they mess with themselves at this time, won't they be playing into the hands of the enemy?
Therefore, Lin Bad They must calm down.
Suddenly, Lin Xuehua said through the communication device, "Brother, are you stupid? Where is this shadow clone? You haven't noticed the water vapor mist around you? This is just a man-made mirage, what you see is all an illusion, understand?"
"Can a mirage still be artificial?" Lin Bad paused.
"Look, when my father asked you to go to school, you didn't do it, and you went out into the wild every day, and you suffered the loss of no culture, right?
"Okay, don't be poor, do you have any good ideas?" Lin Bad asked.
"Of course, this kind of old-fashioned thing can be dealt with old antiques like you, but there is no way out for people like me with new technology brains. Lin Xuehua said complacently, "I have turned on the thermal function of your contact lenses, because the human body is hot, so I can directly help you directly scan the location of the body." ”
"Is it so amazing?" Lin Bad hesitated.
Still, he did so, and looked directly at the pile of loose soil beauties.
Sure enough, gradually, he felt that the contact lenses he was wearing began to heat up, and gradually, those so-called 'mirages' really disappeared from what he saw through his contact lenses, leaving only a red figure in his eyes.
"Right there!" Lin Bad shouted.
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