Chapter 775: Bottomless Discipline
The mobile phone in modern society is really a good thing, and now there are many people suffering from mobile phone disease.\\ You can go out without anything, but you can't do without your mobile phone. Even if you sleep to death, a text message can wake you up. That's not all, the most important thing is that the mobile phone can send text messages, and it can be delivered in the first time, which is obviously much faster than the previous kind of letters.
The so-called post-90s, post-10s and the like may not have many opportunities to experience the joy of letters. Su Mu remembered that when he was in high school, he could see a stack of letters being sent to the class every day. Today's children, it is estimated that they all have mobile phones for communication, who would have thought of this way of letters?
The previous was the past, and the current Su Mu has to treat life in the current way.
This is not a text message sent on his mobile phone, and such a text message has no beginning or end and no other party's number, but it is sent like this. So much so that Su Mu had to wonder if the content of the text message was written randomly, and whether the person over there sent it by mistake.
"Sir, after that night I really miss you, I miss your laughter, I miss your good, I miss your bad, I miss your magical fingers, sir, I find it difficult to restrain me, let's meet, let's go to the room!"
It's too glamorous, too vulgar, too tempting!
Su Mu's first reaction was that this guy was definitely the wrong person, and if nothing else, the other party should be a mature woman who was raised in a deep boudoir. Otherwise, it is absolutely impossible to send such a text message, could it be that the other party is cheating? Did you send the wrong result?
The odds are too low!
But when such a thought arose, Su Mu quickly gave up again, yes, just like he thought. The odds are pitiful. If that's not the case, someone must be playing a prank or something, and this person knows him. Because of this private mobile phone number, there are not many people who Su Mu gives, so there are few people who can play this.
Who is that?
Su Mu sent a reply to the other party, "Who are you?"
After returning this, Su Mu got up and walked to the bathroom. Take off your clothes and start showering, and after a while, return to your room and adjust the temperature of the air conditioner to the right degree. The phone flashed again, and the other party really sent another text message. This doesn't look like an unintentional move? Could it be that the other party really knows who he is?" Su Mu looked at it as he spoke.
"Oh, I said you wouldn't be so ruthless, wouldn't you? Pull up your pants and don't want to admit it? Don't you know that when the old lady was with you, you were still a virgin, and you wanted to play the game of the prodigal son?"
That's it. So Su Mu didn't almost vomit blood. Nima, what is called the virgin body and Lao Tzu, if Lao Tzu really has such a thing, how can he not remember. Unless I was smitten by you.
It's just such a text message that aroused the little evil desire in Su Mu's heart. Thinking of such a late night. Thinking of the silence of the recent period, I think of the two articles that have just been completed. His mood couldn't help but begin to relax, and he took a big step towards the little evil. Anyway, I don't know you, in that case, let's have fun and see who is more ruthless than whom?
"Virgin body? really fake, could it be that I fell asleep at the time, otherwise why don't I have any impression at all? Miss, please be professional, okay? Come out and mix, you have to pay attention to professional ethics in everything you do. Are you embarrassing the guests too much? You must know that if someone like you is complained, you will not have good fruit to eat. Su Mu sent it over.
Soon, when this one was sent, there was no hesitation, and it replied, and the one that came back was even more amazing, which made Su Mu can't help but want to see the other party's dignity.
"Really? Who are you lying to, you enjoyed it at the time. If that's the case, it's a big deal that the old lady will serve you again and won't take you money. But if you want to complain about the old lady, you should die of this heart as soon as possible, because the old lady is a freelancer, and no one can control the old lady. ”
Su Mu, who was drinking water, almost squirted out the water all at once.
I'm still a freelancer, and that's a saying in the industry, but it sounds tempting. This freelancer should be a little higher than the kind of 100 people who cut 100 people and 1,000 people, right? If not, why would you be this freelancer? Could it be that this is the so-called white-collar worker among the chickens? It is really like a mountain across the rows.
"Again, okay, the fire you made last time hasn't poured out yet, so I'm going to have a good time with you tonight." After a long night of sleepless sleep, it is really better to do something meaningful. ”
"Giggles, sir is still so funny, you just chanted a good poem last time!"
Singing a good poem? Is it so wet that you have a lewd hand! Thinking that it was really boring over there, and he actually played such a game with himself, Su Mu felt that the atmosphere was very weird when he thought about it. However, the little evil psychology in his heart was really stimulated, and he categorically did not mean to stop. It doesn't matter if the other person knows each other or not, it's fun to keep playing.
"Not only can I recite poetry, but I can also paint. How's it going? Do you have any stunts over there?"
"Oh, sir, don't you really know anything? Last time, people showed you the eighteen tricks of blowing, playing, playing and singing, have you forgotten all of them?
"Nima, it's really fake, you can play, play and sing? Why don't I know that Lu Dao? I must have given you a lot of money last time, otherwise how could you be so willing to work hard?"
"Oh, sir, I know that you are pretending to be garlic, and you said that you don't remember what happened last time, if you don't remember, what do you say about us? Hehe, you were served by our sisters last time, how about it? Do you want our sisters to be together again this time? Don't worry, I won't charge for this, but my sister's side, you have to pay for it." ”
"And a sister? Could it be that this is the legendary Twin Dancing Swallow? Honestly, is it your good-looking or your sister's good-looking? Is your craftsmanship stronger, or your sister's craftsmanship stronger?"
"Sir, my sister and I are both beautiful, to tell you the truth, I take the mature woman route, my sister takes the lady route, we are both out, it is invincible in the world. You don't know the way, my mountain is very majestic, and my sister's small waist can be held with one hand. ”
In this world, I didn't expect to be so literate when I came out to sell? But who made the family a freelancer, if he didn't have a little cultural literacy, he could come out and work alone so ruthlessly? This little idiom and this little adjective are used to make people ecstasy.
"Excuse me, how is your monthly income, can it be on par with the minimum standards in the city?"
"What are you talking about, what are you talking about the minimum standards, you are insulting people!"
"Why did I insult you?"
"You are clearly an insult! How can we be the lowest standard? You must know that when Lu Dao was the highest, the old lady had a monthly income of 100,000 yuan. ”
"100,000? So your business is good, it seems that you have become black fungus, you say that you are all black fungus, and you are still here to play this for me, is it interesting?"
"Oh, sir, you are so bad, what is called black fungus, people are still powder fungus, I don't believe you will know the Tao when you inspect the goods, and everyone there is very good maintenance. Don't say more, sir, give me your address, and our sisters will go over. Or if you come to us, it's okay, but I think you'll feel unsafe, or it's still the old rules, let's open a room outside? Don't worry, this time the old lady took the room fee, who made you perform well last time. ”
"It's a good performance? ”
"Giggles, brother, you're so bad. ”
Bad for your sister, she changed from a husband to a brother in a while. I just have no bottom, no more discipline, I can't fight a woman like you for 300 rounds, it's okay to just chat and satisfy the little evil in my heart. But this also shows that the other party must be someone he knows, if it is really Nima's miss, this professionalism is too high, and he brings such a good chat?
It's just that if it were someone I knew, who would it be?
Zhou Ci is the most probably, but I believe that at this point in time, she has already gone to sleep. You must know that Zhou porcelain has always pursued the beauty that sleep is the best. Yang Xiaocui: Last time on the top floor of the golden glory, I almost got into trouble with her, could it be her Wen Li? It shouldn't be? But maybe, who knows how crazy it will be for her little sister, her best friend, to do things? Xu Xuan is also possible, just to thank herself for saving his father, not to mention her, I guess Gu Xiaomei will also cooperate with her. If this is really the case, there is the greatest possibility, sister Huabei, the two of them are them.
Jiang Ning? It can't be her, right? Thinking of Jiang Ning, a non-mainstream beautiful girl, and thinking of the influence of Du Pinshang on her, Su Mu felt a chill, maybe it was really Jiang Ning. Fifth Shell Wei Man Luo Lin ?...
Su Mu was thinking so crankily, and for a while he fell into contemplation, he didn't expect that unconsciously, so many women had appeared around him. The worst thing is, how could I have thought that they did this? This is a bit outrageous. If it continues like this, how rich and wonderful my life should be. It's just that this kind of excitement really makes Su Mu feel like a headache.
Just when Su Mu was pondering this, he thought he was asleep, and then sent a text message, which was this text message, which made Su Mu happy on the spot. All the thoughts just now are thrown to the back of my mind......)
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