Chapter Fifty-Seven: Fulfill Your Promise, Call Uncle!
Still, he was too happy too soon.
When he was counting down dozens of seconds, the little goldfish that was originally swimming happily suddenly sped up.
It was as if it had seen something terrible and was scurrying around in a panic.
even frequently hit the fish tank with his body, and the water in the fish tank spilled a lot.
Two goldfish, it's crazy!
Soon, the two goldfish were exhausted, and their speed gradually slowed down.
Eventually, their bellies turned over and they were dying!
Hiss!
Everyone couldn't help but gasp.
Dead, really dead.
It was really said by Yang Tianci.
The land of the living, this is really the land of the living!
Everyone was shocked and retreated.
System: "From ...... Shock points, +19, +20, +15, +12......"
Among them, the biggest mood swing is none other than Liu Chan.
Even if he racked his brains, he couldn't figure out how this place had become a place for living corpses.
He looked at the feng shui here before and found that there was nothing wrong with the feng shui here.
He has improved the feng shui here again, and now the feng shui here has reached an excellent state.
Why is it the land of the living dead again? What the hell is the land of the living?
Could it be that he is really not good at learning?
This guy could really be his master?
, this guy looks like a student!
When he walked the rivers and lakes by himself, this guy was probably still a cell!
Yang Tianci was very satisfied with everyone's reactions, and asked Liu Chan with a slight smile: "Master Liu, what else do you have to say now?"
Qin Wushuang also looked at Liu Chan with an angry face.
Liu Chan was speechless and didn't know how to explain.
After a long time, Liu Chancai finally said: "You said that this is the land of living corpses, so do you have a way to crack this feng shui bureau?"
Qin Wushuang also looked at Yang Tianci almost pleadingly: "Yang Tianci, you must help me." ”
Yang Tianci smiled: "It's a piece of cake." ”
Liu Chan has the last glimmer of hope in his heart, hoping that this kid can't break this bullshit "land of living corpses".
After all, it is much more difficult to improve Feng Shui than to look at Feng Shui, let alone improve Feng Shui in the land of living corpses!
He couldn't improve Feng Shui so that he could save his last face.
Yang Tianci glanced at Liu Chan: "Master Liu, borrow your peach wood sword." ”
Liu Chan hesitated for a moment, and finally gave the peachwood sword to Yang Tianci.
Yang Tianci took the peachwood sword, played it twice in his hand, and sighed in disappointment.
"The peachwood sword is also fake. You're not mahogany, it's the cheapest elm. ”
Liu was so angry that he really wanted to vomit three liters of blood into his mouth: Shut your stinky mouth, Lao Tzu, this is a real peachwood sword!
But now everyone thinks that Yang Tianci is a master and Liu Chan is a liar, so they naturally believe in Yang Tianci.
Their contempt for Liu Chan was unprecedentedly strong.
"Forget it, the old man can solve this dead end without using magic weapons. ”
Yang Tianci casually threw the peachwood sword in his hand, and then folded his hands and spun around the desk.
Liu Chan is even more angry, why don't you use a peach wood sword to break the dead, why do you have to use Lao Tzu's magic weapon?
You are deliberate, it is clear that you are deliberately squeezing Lao Tzu!
"The heavens are spiritual, the earth is spiritual, and the bragging system is fast and spiritual......"
He made a muffled sound, and finally slapped his arm on the table.
"This is where the source of corpse qi comes from, if you guess correctly, there must be dead corpses in it!"
Corpse!
This terrifying word scared everyone out of their bodies.
However, everyone quickly reacted, how could there be a corpse in the thin layer of this sandalwood table?
Everyone looked at Yang Tianci inexplicably.
Liu Chan also sneered in his heart, stinky boy in his heart, bragging too much.
It's strange that a corpse can fit into this little desk.
Qin Wushuang was also confused: "What do you mean, where is the corpse?"
Yang Tianci pointed to the middle of the table: "Saw this place." ”
Without hesitation, Qin Wushuang ordered the security guard to bring a saw.
The two security guards worked together and began sawing the table.
Sandalwood has a delicate texture, the wood is hard, and it is difficult to see with a saw.
However, the sandalwood table was easily sawed open by two security guards.
When everyone was wondering how the sandalwood table was so easy to saw, they suddenly found that a lot of white things had fallen from the sawn break.
Everyone immediately looked at it and was stunned again.
Those white things are all insects, alive, dead, and even a lot of eggs.
These thousands of white insects have corrupted the sandalwood, no wonder they were sawn so easily.
This master, incredible, can detect a dead body inside the table without using a magic weapon!
X-ray machine!
System: "From ...... Shock points, +13, +14, +12, +16......"
Qin Wushuang already had a phobia of intensity, and now that he saw so many insects hiding in his desk, he suddenly felt his scalp tingle and palpitations.
"Quick, get the bugs out for me. ”
The two security guards immediately started cleaning up.
After the cleaning was finished, Yang Tianci also stretched his waist: "It's done, there are no problems with the feng shui here."
In order to prove that what he said was true, Yang Tianci moved the ivy and two small goldfish to the original position of the desk.
"Now the yin and yang in the office are harmonious, and the aura is abundant, which can make people feel a hundred times more energetic and have good luck. ”
"I believe that the ivy and the two little goldfish will soon be full of vitality after bathing in the aura. ”
Everyone stared at the ivy and the two little goldfish in disbelief.
No matter how good feng shui is, it can't have the miraculous effect of resurrecting from the dead.
They remain deeply skeptical.
But soon, the facts once again proved that what Yang Tianci said was right.
In less than ten minutes, the original withered and yellow ivy began to grow new branches!
And the two little goldfish who turned their stomachs also began to struggle in the water.
It didn't take long for him to turn over and swim happily.
System: "From ...... Shock points, +13, +15, +16, +19......"
This scene is so amazing that it is incredible.
Everyone was immersed in shock and did not come back to their senses for a long time.
Liu Chan was completely desperate.
He realized that he had met a master this time.
Qin Wushuang had a cold face and glared at Liu Chan: "Liu Chan, what else do you have to say now?"
Liu Chan hesitated for a long time, but he didn't say a full sentence.
In the end, I had to sigh: "The skills are not as good as others, and the old man is willing to bow to the wind." ”
As he spoke, he handed Qin Wushuang the bank card he gave him to Qin Wushuang: "Farewell." ”
"Stop. Yang Tianci immediately stopped Liu Chan.
Liu Chan turned around: "What's the matter?"
"Don't call Master to go again?" Yang Tianci asked with a smile.
Liu Chan: "......"
You've messed up my pretending thinking, I'm screaming!
He no longer paid attention to Yang Tianci and fled with his tail between his legs.
Qin Wushuang was still a little uneasy, and asked Yang Tianci in a low voice: "My office ...... It's clean. ”
"It's not completely clean. Yang Tianci shook his head.
"Then you take care of it for me. Qin Wushuang said.
Yang Tianci's eyes kept staring at the bank card in Qin Wu's hands: "Hey, I don't have time, I still have to set up a stall to sell rice rolls to make money." ”
The crowd was once again a little surprised.
This master has such great ability, isn't it trivial to make a few million?
But people don't rely on this to make money, so they have to set up stalls......
The master is really a master, and his behavior is incomprehensible.
Indifferent to fame and fortune, humble and humble, this is the real master's style!
Wait, no, he doesn't seem to be indifferent to fame and fortune, his eyes are always on the bank card......
Qin Wushuang naturally knew what Yang Tianci was thinking.
She handed the bank card to Yang Tianci: "This is the reward." ”
Yang Tianci happily took the bank card.
"Well, Auntie, please come and clean up this place. ”
The cleaner's aunt quickly cleaned up the office.
"Okay, clean. Yang Tianci said.
“……”
What you say is not clean, the ground is dirty!
Everyone couldn't cry and laugh for a while, this master is a bit cheap!
His image as a master instantly lost more than half in the hearts of everyone.
"By the way, what about my decoction equipment?" Yang Tianci asked.
Qin Wushuang said: "You have all decocted the medicine, of course I have to move the equipment out, this is an office after all." ”
Yang Tianci was speechless: "Who told you that the detoxification and muscle soup was successfully decocted?"
Qin Wushuang was stunned: "You mean, the detoxification and muscle-building soup you fried before was a failure?"
Yang Tianci nodded.
Qin Wushuang was instantly messy: "How is this possible? Those failed products are better than any Chinese medicine I know!"
"If this is a successful product of detoxification and muscle building soup, how powerful is the medicine?"
System: "Shock points from Qin Wushuang, +20!"
Yang Tianci said: "The medicinal effect is about 100 times that of the failed product." ”
Qin Wushuang was shocked again.
"Forget it, take me to the decoction room. Yang Tianci said: "The top priority is to save Old Man Lei Luo first. ”
Qin Wushuang: "But Old Man Lei Luo's illness has been completely cured by your so-called 'failure product'. ”
This time it was Yang Tianci's turn to be shocked.
Unexpectedly, the failed detoxification soup can cure skin cancer.
If this is a successful product, then it must not be flesh and bones to live dead?
He couldn't imagine it.
"In this way, you continue to fry. Qin Wushuang said: "I will buy the finished fried product." ”
"Are you the kind of person who sees money when I am Yang Tianci? You want to send me away with a little money? Tell you, money is like dung to me......
"Two hundred thousand. Qin Wushuang sneered.
"Where's the decoction room?"
……
Everyone sighed in their hearts, this master is too undisciplined.
Qin Wushuang said to Xu Yunyun: "Secretary Xu, take Yang Tianci to the R&D room." ”
Xu Yunyun walked up respectfully: "Mr. Yang, I'll take you to the R&D room." ”
Yang Tianci smiled mysteriously: "Slow." Niece, should you call me Uncle as agreed? ”
Yang Tianci's image as a master in the hearts of everyone completely collapsed.
Just took advantage of Liu Chan, and began to take advantage of President Qin again!
Who doesn't know that Qin Wushuang is lonely and arrogant, this guy dares to tease the president, and the president can't beat him to death.
Everyone looked at Yang Tianci with interest, expecting him to be taught a lesson by Qin Wushuang.
Qin Wushuang's face instantly darkened: "Get out!
"You forgot, I took the city top prize, and you promised to call me Uncle in public. ”
Qin Wushuang suddenly realized.
She said happily: "By the way, you said that if you can't get the top spot in the city, you have to give me the secret recipe of the detoxification and muscle soup." Now, hand it over. ”
Yang Tianci smiled slightly: "I'm sorry, Uncle Shi, I took the city top prize." ”
"How is this possible?" Qin Wushuang's eyes widened: "Just by you, your grades are the existence of the tail of the crane in school, no matter how fast you progress, it is impossible to be the top student in the city!"
Yang Tianci said: "You can ask the principal. ”
Qin Wushuang didn't hesitate to take out his mobile phone and dial Ouyang Zhenhua.
She is extremely sure that Yang Tianci can't get the top prize in the city!
The call was made quickly.
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