Chapter 699: The Tenderest Old Cow
"Originally, I thought we would just miss it, and it might take thousands or even tens of thousands of years to find you again. But I didn't expect that the two of us really have fate, one day when I flew through a deep mountain and old forest, I accidentally looked down and found that there was a baby crying under a big tree, and that baby was you. ”
"Originally, I didn't plan to raise you by my side, your master and I are doing earth-shattering things in the wind and rain, how can I have time to raise children. But the insects, snakes, tigers and leopards in the mountains and forests, you didn't know how long you stayed there and didn't even get the slightest damage, and there wasn't even a single insect around, I calculated it for you on a whim, and I was stunned to find out that you were the original soul I had been looking for!"
"Although your appearance is strange everywhere, but after several checks confirmed that you are indeed the origin primordial soul I am looking for, I can only accept this matter in weirdness, so Lao Tzu has changed from a handsome and handsome young man to a handsome dad with a little slug, and during this period, I have to suppress the death that erupts in your body from time to time, do you think I am very hard?"
The Taoist priest pretended to have a bitter face, and Li Chuyi's gloomy face finally showed a smile, looking at the Taoist priest's eyes with incomparable gratitude and admiration.
has been like this since he was a child, although the Taoist priest always bullied him and beat him, but every time he was really unhappy, the Taoist priest always thought of the Fa to make him happy and make him feel better. All the Taoist priests that his father could give him have done it, Li Chuyi is very happy, especially at this moment he is really glad that he was picked up by the Taoist priest, if his mother gave him a world, then the Taoist priest gave him a home, a warm but weird home.
"Don't look at me with that kind of look, Lao Tzu doesn't like men!" The Taoist priest rolled his eyes, and the little fat man smiled innocently.
After laughing, his face froze, and Li Chuyi asked in a deep voice: "Master, what is the matter with the death qi in my body? Is it related to what you said about immortality? Is it Yuwen Tailuo's hands and feet?"
The Taoist priest didn't answer directly, but pondered for a moment before saying, "The death qi in your body is indeed related to Yuwen Tailuo, but I don't know the specific reason, only a general speculation. ”
"Your soul is the original soul, originally descended in the Three Realms should be the fate of the reincarnation of the immortal, but after a few twists and turns, you fell into the hands of Yuwen Tailuo, he vainly tried to use the fragments of the "Tianyan Destiny Technique" to deduce the "Thousand Opportunities" for you to change your life against the sky, and inject your life luck into the Yuwen clan's family fortune. It's a pity that this idiot doesn't know the power of the Origin Primal Soul, and the art of changing one's life against the sky is not as simple as he thinks. Although "A Thousand Machines" is an optimized exercise after summarizing the fragments of "Tianyan Destiny Technique", it is just a fortune-telling to rely on it to look at fortune-telling, and it is simply a fool's dream to rely on it to change one's life against the sky!"
"But Yuwen Wuji and Mu Qiming succeeded!" Li Chuyi interjected.
The Taoist priest frowned: "Those two people are exceptions, I was seriously injured and hid at that time, and I didn't see the process of casting spells from them at all. I couldn't figure out how they succeeded after several deductions, and the results I calculated all of them were indicative of their inevitable failure, but they succeeded. It can only be said that there is no endless road to heaven, and there must be a lifetime for nine deaths, and they should also have some help that they don't know about by chance, so they can succeed. ”
Li Chu nodded, and asked curiously: "What about later? Could it be that Yuwen Tailuo saw that he had failed, and then killed my mother, so he left me in the wilderness?"
The Taoist priest didn't speak, but looked at Li Chuyi strangely.
The little fat man was furious in his heart, shrunk his neck and asked, "What's wrong?"
"Little bastard, do you know when I picked you up?" the Taoist priest's voice was grim.
"I don't know!" the little fat man was brought into the play by him, and his voice was also low.
After looking at Li Chuyi deeply, the Taoist priest took a deep breath and said: "Eight hundred years ago, your mother found me with you, seven hundred years ago I learned of your mother's death, and then another five hundred years passed, and I didn't pick you up until two hundred years ago, and you were still a newborn baby at that time. Boy, tell me yourself if you look like a monster? Damn, you stinky boy can crush Nezha Erlidi!"
"Impossible!" Li Chuyi immediately exclaimed, he decided that the Taoist priest must be playing tricks on him.
But looking at the Taoist priest's unchanged face and the seriousness in his eyes, Li Chuyi's heart suddenly chuckled, and he exclaimed again: "How is it possible?!"
"Nothing is impossible, it is the truth!"
The Taoist priest looked at him deeply.
"I know that you are very familiar with Ye Zhichen, if you think about his cultivation, you should be able to guess how many years your mother's era should be years ago. If you still don't believe it, you can think about Yuwen Tailuo's cultivation again, the three of them are all people of the same generation, and there was not much difference in cultivation back then. That's right, I raised you for more than 200 years, during which time you died several times and were reborn several times, until you finally refined the Demon Mirror, and when you came back from the dead, you used great mana to disperse most of the dead qi in your body, and the rest was suppressed by the Demon Mirror, and you finally stabilized, and gradually grew up like a normal child for more than ten years!"
Looking at the Taoist priest in a daze, Li Chu was stunned: "This... What's going on?!I... I ......"
"As far as I can guess, it's because of Uventaro's change of life. At the beginning, he usurped your fate and failed, and your mother and you died on the spot. I don't know how Uventaro handled the aftermath, but I guess he was buried hastily, because he apparently didn't notice anything unusual about you. Your mother is indeed dead, but you should not be dead, your original soul has been absorbing your mother's undissipated blood and mana to replenish your body, and your fetal body has also grown up little by little. ”
"No one knows what happened next, but I guess it's likely that you instinctively broke through the ground after absorbing your mother's remaining mana and blood, wandering to other places to continue looking for something that could replenish your body. And although Yuwen Tailuo's usurpation failed, it still had an impact on your life and soul, coupled with the growth environment in your stillborn womb, which inadvertently contributed to your strange physique of immortality, in other words, you are a natural living dead!"
"!" Li Chuyi couldn't help but scold, what the hell is this!
"Well, I think it's pretty fucky, too
Egg!" the Taoist priest nodded, "but this is the most likely fact I can come up with. According to the 200 years I have raised you, the reason why you have grown slowly is all due to the disorder of life and death in your body. In fact, your growth rate is not slow at all, it is almost twice as fast as a normal child, because the Origin Primordial Soul has been subtly influencing you, and your instincts are urging you to mature as soon as possible. However, the two qi of life and death entangled in your body hinder your growth, and without the control of subjective consciousness, the two qi of life and death cannot be balanced at all, and the gestation environment before you are born also determines that the death qi in your body is naturally more than angry, the reason why I suspect that your mother is dead and you are not dead in the womb is derived from this, according to my speculation, while you absorb the residual blood and mana of your mother in the womb, together with the death qi naturally generated in your mother's body, and even in the soul, the death qi has become a part of you。 ”
"Because of the imbalance between life and death, every time you grow to a certain extent, the excess death qi will suppress the anger and make you die in one fell swoop, but the death qi cannot annihilate your origin soul, so the origin soul that feels the crisis will instinctively fight back, frantically absorbing all the vitality and blood around you, until you suppress the death qi so that your growth can continue. As a result, you have been in a strange state of life and death, and in the process you have no chance to grow at all, so you remain in the state of a newborn baby, until I have come up with a solution, and this strange state of yours is broken. I think you should have discovered it for so long, whenever the death qi in your body bursts out, there will always be a strange suction force on your body, and the vitality of any living thing around you will be forcibly absorbed into your body, which is the result of the counterattack of the original soul. ”
"Too ...... It's too......" After a long time, he exhaled fiercely, and Li Chuyi scolded in a low voice.
He had always wanted to figure out what was going on with the dead air in his body, and he wanted to know how to eradicate it. Now the answer is to know, but he is not happy at all, because the Taoist priest told him that the death qi in his body is innate, a part of him, in other words, there is no possibility of eradicating it at all!
It is also because of the existence of this ineradicable death qi that he has become the damned immortal.
Born a living dead, Li Chuyi didn't know whether to cry or laugh. But thinking that he had spent more than 800 years in a daze, he suddenly couldn't be happy at all.
He always called other people uncle, and he always thought of himself as a teenager.
But the result?
Why, he is "older" than most people in the human world, even a white-bearded old man in the womb may not be as old as him!
In the past, everyone he saw was a big brother and an uncle, but now think about it, is he a loss or a advantage?
Turning his head to look at Hao Youxiao who was meditating with his eyes closed under the protection of the prohibition, Li Chuyi couldn't help but laugh and found that this girl was really prescient, and she was not allowed to call her sister from the morning.
In case, he said in case, if it is really as the Taoist priest said, the two of them develop something deeper, then is he considered an old cow eating tender grass?
The most tender old cow in the human world?
his Taoist priests, his Yuwen Tailuo!
Li Chuyi's apology to Yuwen Tailuo just now disappeared, if it weren't for this dog emperor playing with these thoughts, where would the little master encounter such a thing!
What the hell are you going to kill me with a knife back then, and it's just a matter of failing to change your life against the sky, but you came to check and check! If you find out that the master is not dead and make up for it early, is the master so entangled?
Killing your mother and relatives makes the master so troublesome, you dog emperor still dare to send someone to arrest the master and go back to recognize his relatives?
Admit a fart kiss, catch it back and continue to change your life against the sky!
you, Uventaro!
the Dayan Dynasty!
the Three Realms Heavenly Dao!
And the master who hasn't asked his name, caught the Taoist priest and caught the master in, the most damn hateful thing is you, the master greets your family ancestors!