Chapter 964: Sex is similar, Xi is far away

After dealing with several waves of reporters, Li Junge took the babies all the way.

There are a lot of people, and it's quite crowded, Li Junge is afraid that the babies will get lost, so he will find a way all the way.

Seeing a pile of dragon heads, dragon tails, masks and other things on the stall at the entrance of a supermarket, Li Junge stopped and pointed to the largest dragon head: "Boss, do you sell this dragon head?"

The boss said, "Ouch, this is not for sale, this is an ornament." ”

Li Junge said: "Boss, please ask for something, it's too crowded here, I want to tie a dragon for the children to dance, so that they won't get lost." ”

After speaking, he offered his hand and said, "Please, please." ”

The boss said, "That's it, why did you bring so many babies out?"

Li Junge said: "They are all children from the village, take them out to see the world." ”

The boss asked, "Now that the countryside is so rich, where are you from?"

Li Junge said: "Shuzhou, Lijiagou in Jiachuan County. ”

The boss slapped his thigh: "It's a coincidence, I'm barbaric." ”

Li Junge pulled the boss, and the local dialect of Jiachuan immediately came out: "Then what kind of nonsense is Mandarin! This is Uncle and Fellow Countryman! Boss, you make a fortune, take care of it! How much money should you say, don't take advantage of your bullies!"

The boss pulled Li Junge and looked at it a few times: "You turtle...... I'm afraid I won't have to get Li Erpi?!"

Li Junge said with a smile: "Head to head, I may not remember Guiyi, my daughter-in-law, you are afraid that you are more impressed." ”

The boss looked at Ayin who was smiling next to him, and patted his head: "Tell the truth!

Li Junge said: "Then this dragon brain case ......"

The boss shook his head and smiled: "Your dog day is a waste of rice - it fell to the head of the blessing jar, and deceived a daughter-in-law of Ba Shi, which is simply a long face for our countrymen!

Li Junge said: "If you have to buy something, you have to buy something before this dragon can buy it, how much should it be, and I will give you a dance after I finish it!"

The boss was so happy: "I can't afford to hire a team for this small pot and small stove, so I said that I would put on a dragon for the scene, but I didn't expect this to happen!"

Li Junge entered the supermarket, first turned out a circle of decorative red silk for the New Year, and then turned out the needle and thread, and asked Ayin and Liang Huili to sew the beginning of the silk cloth and the dragon head together.

Find out a dozen mops by yourself, remove the mop heads, turn out a dozen trash cans of suitable size, make a hole in the middle of the side, insert the mop head into it and glue it firmly, and then string it together with several strands of long rope, which becomes the tendon of the dragon lantern.

Finally, tie the dragon head and dragon tail, and also insert the mop pole, the babies take the mop pole one by one and stand up, and the red silk is pulled down to cover the garbage can, and suddenly a red dragon lantern is completed.

The boss was dumbfounded, how did this trick change?!

Before it was over, Li Junge took another mop pole, took the wire and used pliers to pull out a few iron rings on it, and Ayin took the remaining red silk and tied it, and a very good-looking red hydrangea appeared in Li Junge's hand.

However, there was really no way for the smiling monk to have his head, so Li Junge had no choice but to pick a big Ah Fu's mask on the top of his head: "Boss, check out!"

The boss looked at it and laughed: "Don't panic, wait I'll find a musical instrument for you!"

After a while, he hugged a small Chinese drum from upstairs: "For the interest class of the baby school at home, I will give it to you first, and I will buy him another one tomorrow!

Shirly snatched it up: "This I will this, I will this, I will!"

Li Junge pulled down the mask: "Drumbeat, go!"

Shirly immediately thumped and thumped.

Wang Meixian made her head, Li Yusong swept the tail, Li Junge led them to sweep around, swept out a small space at the door of the store, and shouted: "Thank you boss for your friendship!"

The babies shouted together: "Good business all year round!"

This is the routine of the babies to make them old, Li Junge only needs to make a start, they know how to do and how to answer, and every Spring Festival every year there are no less red envelopes from the villagers' shops and tourists.

The current Li Jiagou dragon lanterns are all personally trained by the Huan Tuo trio, and this time the posture is shaken away, although the dragon is average, but the dragon dance technique is absolutely good.

Coupled with the drumbeat of color words, it immediately attracted a large number of spectators, and the boss himself laughed so much that his back molars were about to be exposed, nodding while holding his mobile phone and slapping.

Li Junge shook the hydrangea.

"Hydrangea provokes half a day high!"

The babies shouted in unison: "Jinshan Yinshan go home!"

Next, one by one: "Let's play a dragon and raise its head!"

"Boss will start a tall building this year!"

"One more dragon turn!"

"There is a filial son and a virtuous grandson in the family!"

"Three plays a dragon tail swing!"

"The day is like flowing water!"

"Four play a dragon and wear flowers!"

"Everyone praises good neighbors!"

"Five dragons go to the sea—"

"Longevity will set up the banquet—"

"Six plays a dragon hanging beach!"

"The predecessors are as thick as a mountain!"

"Seven plays a dragon fly-"

"The daughter-in-law enters the door and the concubine is ——!"

"Eight plays a two-in-a-row!"

"The house is clean and peaceful, and there are no waves!"

"Nine dragon lanterns should be returned-"

"Happy New Year, boss!"

"The money is rolling in—"

"I'll play another one next year!"

After playing a routine, Sherly started to play a little denser, the hydrangea trembled, the red dragon also danced around the hydrangea, the atmosphere in front of the commissary exploded, and the surrounding crowd cheered in unison: "Good baby! Good craftsmanship!

Li Junge arched his hand to the boss: "Fellow, all the best!

At the beginning of the new year, the boss saw a set of original hometown folk customs, listened to a set of colorful words in the hometown dialect, and was happy, waving his hand with a smile on his face: "Thank you a lot!

With this, he is not afraid that the babies will be lost, Li Junge joined the parade in a bright way, all the way from street dancing to the end of the street.

Two long-legged girls competing for small drums, two big beauties who are laughing on the side, a hydrangea with a big Afu mask, and behind it are a group of cute babies wearing hats like the God of Fortune and the God of Wealth playing with dragon lanterns, which have attracted a lot of attention along the way.

Many businesses along the street like this dragon dance team: "Don't go-come to our store and dance a too--the red envelope is enough-"

Li Junge didn't pay attention to them, this thing was mainly used as a leash.

When I walked to the bronze statue of Confucius in front of the Confucius Building, I stopped, and the female reporter rushed up again: "Ha! I met you again! Where did you come from?"

Li Junge wiped the mask of Da Ah Fu on his forehead and said with a smile: "We just did it temporarily." ”

"Why did you come up with the idea of making a dragon on the fly?"

Li Junge casually pointed to the statue of Confucius behind him: "His old man said, 'Etiquette is lost and all wilderness is begged.'" He also said that 'sex is similar, and Xi is far away'. ”

As soon as the two sentences came out, the reporter was stunned, and the mouth on the other side really came without thinking, and he couldn't answer for a while.

Li Junge had no choice but to say and sing to himself: "We are also temporary, since we know this skill, why not demonstrate it." Let foreign friends also learn about Chinese culture. ”

"Although we are 'far apart', we are actually 'sexually similar'. Let everyone like Chinese culture, I think it is also educational for our children in Lijiagou. ”

The reporter finally took over the topic: "Well, I see that you dance very professionally." ”

"Yes, 'courtesy'. The Chinese New Year folk customs of Lijiagou are intangible cultural heritage, and they also retain the original flavor of their hometown folk customs. Including the set of lotus falling lyrics. ”

"Guided by national intangible cultural heritage inheritors, these traditional activities are also compulsory for our children, and their dragon dances are more professional than many adult groups. ”

The reporter said, "That's great, I just need a scene as a backdrop, can you let the kids dance here again, and I make a concluding statement for my interview?"

Li Junge smiled: "This is very simple, babies, let's dance again!"

A big Ah Fu is waving a hydrangea in front of the statue of Confucius, a red dragon is flying smartly, the faces of the babies are blushing, and they are dancing in the joyful drumbeat, full of festivity.

The reporter held the microphone in front and spoke to the camera: "This is a temporary dragon dance team composed of tourists, they are from Lijiagou in Shuzhou. In order to show Chinese culture to friends all over the world, they made a dragon lantern. ”

"Thank you to the lovely children behind us for adding to our peaceful and celebratory holiday. This is a report sent back by a CCTV reporter from the front of New York. ”

At the end of the interview, the reporter said goodbye to Li Junge and his party, and Li Junge pointed to a place in the distance and said to the children: "There is an antique Chinese-style pavilion in front, it should be a Guangdong morning tea house, let's go there to eat dim sum and then go back, okay?"

The babies were happy, and the group walked towards the place.

Walking there, Li Junge was stupid, the red lacquer pillars, the vermilion lacquer gates, and the glazed tiles on the eaves vault were all right, that is, the red boards with a couplet on both sides of the door posts from top to bottom, and from top to bottom, two lines of text were neatly and symmetrically written: "mmmmmmm"

Look at the plaque again, the authentic black plaque, three light yellow red tape in large black letters: "McDonald's".

"Mine go!" Li Junge turned around and was about to leave, surrounded by the babies: "Uncle Erpi is not allowed to play Laipi!

Ah Yin and Liang Huili squatted down with laughter while holding their stomachs: "This McDonald's is too good! China doesn't have such a thing, but it came here to make a simplified version of the face of Quanjudemen!"

It was difficult to ride a tiger now, Li Junge was surrounded by the babies and ordered a lot of hamburgers, fries and cokes.

Watching a group of babies eat with relish, Li Junge pinched a giant and couldn't swallow it.

Crying and laughing at Ayin: "I don't know what's so good about this thing, the babies like it so much?" Is it obviously the most shabby Chinese New Year's Eve meal in history?"

Ayin smiled: "Just like the babies, you should be the same as at home, so exquisite?!Hurry up and eat, go back to watch the Spring Festival Gala after eating." ”

Li Junge had no choice but to raise the Coke cup: "Okay, to ...... Happy New Year, Ayin, Liang Yatou, ShirlyAlice!"

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