Everyone was shocked by Fan Xiaotian's words, Lin Jiong patted the table with satisfaction, and said with a smile: "I just like heavy tastes!"

Li Fan said: "Let's change the question, I'll ask an interview question that everyone probably knows." Please let everyone here remember you within 5 seconds!"

Fan Xiaotian was stunned for a moment, and then said in a loud voice: "Li Fan, I think I am more suitable for you than Gu Yating!

Li Fan fainted directly: "Don't!!"

Jia Yun smiled: "You succeeded, after the show was broadcast, I already thought of the content of the promotion: the contestant showed his love to Li Fan on the spot and threatened to have a son!"

Lin Jiong's eyes blinked, "Please briefly explain your reasons and convince us!"

Fan Xiaotian said: "Why do you say that I am more suitable for Teacher Li than Gu Yating?"

There is a good saying, good-looking skins are the same, and interesting souls are one in a million. It is rumored that Mr. Li once said that he was face blind, so in terms of appearance, Gu Yating and I are not different in the eyes of Mr. Li, right?

That's right, I'm in front of Gu Yating, so I don't have a disadvantage in appearance!

I have reached the semi-finals in "Chinese Comedian", and as a non-famous comedian, I can become a lubricant in Mr. Li's life and a good spiritual companion.

Teacher Li, you just get from me! I am the interesting soul you need the most!"

Lin Jiong nodded: "The reason makes sense!"

Jia Yun: "Well, there is some truth! By the way, Li Fan, didn't you say that you don't know if Gu Yating is good-looking, you are blind!"

Li Fan spread out his hands: "Big brother, I'm face blind, but I'm not blind!"

Fan Xiaotian raised her eyebrows: "Teacher Li, it's okay, it's actually the same when you turn off the lights." And as an old driver, you should know that a fleshy one like me is a must-have product in bed!"

"You'd better spare me, okay, I admit that I was bragging when I said that my face was blind before, okay?" Li Fan had already raised his hand in surrender, "My brother is really a man you can never get." ”

Fan Xiaotian rolled her eyes and shook her head: "Cut, I'm not a woman who can anyone who wants to." ”

The scene burst into laughter, and Li Fan nodded, "Well, it's okay." ”

Fan Xiaotian was stunned and asked, "Ah? Is it over? or eliminated?"

"To be determined first, you go to the lounge to rest first, and we will study and study. ”

"Okay, bye-bye!" Fan Xiaotian walked to the door, looked back and said, "Don't forget to give it to me, don't worry, I won't really defile you, I don't like young men, I like old men!"

When Fan Xiaotian said this, she threw a wink at Lin Jiong.

Lin Jiong hurriedly drank a glass of water to suppress the shock, and asked, "What do you think of this player?"

Jia Yun said: "The logic is okay, the cut is accurate, and she is very good at grasping the point, but the scale is not small, and listening to her speech, there is a sense of oppression that the old ladies quarrel, it may not be pleasing to appear on the screen, there will be countless black fans, but it is also a style." ”

Lin Jiong said: "I think that her existence is likely to have an exciting effect on other players." ”

Li Fan: "Then let's take a look." ”

Next, the boring contestants appeared in batches.

……

300 into 18 means that most of the contestants can't even pass the first interview today, and only a few people stay in a lounge on the second floor.

Throughout the morning, the players who were directly eliminated one after another made all the players in the hall even more nervous.

Upstairs down the eliminated players, everyone inquired about the news:

"Dude, how many teachers are strict?"

"Yan, I can ask you speechless. ”

"Teacher Li can be gentle, right?"

"Gentleness, Mr. Li is the most intimidating!"

"Can you give us some advice?"

"Suggestion, be ready to die, two famous mouths and a genius, it's up to them to see if they want to really scare you! If you shoot at us, no one will be able to resist it!"

……

At this time, the choreographer shouted: "It's two o'clock in the afternoon, let's interview the last two contestants, and the other contestants will go to the cafeteria to eat first." The interview continued at 3 p.m. Xiaoxiao, Song Jiajia, please come upstairs and wait. ”

Xiaoxiao may be a boy with a more personal style, with a snake face, super shorts, exposed shaved thighs, and a sexy and enchanting step.

It is estimated that most people can't accept men dressed like this.

When Xiaoxiao appeared in the recording studio, she did blind everyone's eyes for a moment.

Lin Jiong: "Oh my God!"

Jia Yun's face was full of resistance: "Are you a boy?"

Li Fan slapped the table: "Where is the demon?"

"Hello teachers, my name is Xiaoxiao! Calm down, teachers, please take a seat. Let me introduce myself, as you can imagine, I have had plastic surgery, and there is nothing to hide about this. I've been a guest on a lot of beauty shows...... Teachers, do you have any questions?"

Jia Yun said curiously: "Xiaoxiao, did you shave your leg hair, or were you born without it?"

"Shaved! I'm wearing such a beautiful dress like Li Weisi, and I still show a piece of leg hair, what a pity for our program sponsor!" Xiaoxiao is very good at grasping points and knows how to cater to sponsor advertisements.

Li Fan glanced at Li Weisi's boss in the crowd and said, "I think Li Weisi's Mr. Cai especially wants to re-glue your leg hair at this moment, and take the liberty of asking, do you wear Bra inside?"

"I hate it, asking people such a private question!" Xiaoxiao Orchid pointed at her, "The old lady is a pure man!"

Lin Jiong smiled: "I thought you were bent!"

Xiaoxiao crossed her waist with one hand and raised her fingers with the other, "You guys disappointed me so much, it's really superficial." ”

Li Fan: "Ask a serious question, do you think you are handsome in your eyes now?"

Xiaoxiao held her pointed chin and thought for a while: "Hmm...... Shuai didn't dare to say, I should have beautified my own style! Thank you, thank you for your applause, thank you for your appreciation of me. ”

Lin Jiong twisted to Li Fan: "This girl is so shameless!"

"People are pure masters, okay!" Xiaoxiao protested.

Lin Jiong smiled: "I'll give you a title, a young man with a unique style like you, and often appears in various programs, will definitely be scolded miserably on the Internet." ”

"No, don't mention it. ”

So, in order to avoid online violence, the public is debating whether to implement the online real-name system, what do you think about this? ”

Xiaoxiao: "I don't think it should be, even, I support online violence. ”

Jia Yun was taken aback: "Why?"

"Because, the opposite of cyber violence is cyber harmony, and it is a faction that praises the German Tai Min'an.

Although online violence is wrong, it only harms a few people, and it has no effect on a thick-skinned person like me. Online violence can even bring out a lot of the dark side of society.

And once the network is harmonious, our whole society will fall into the era of the word yù, without the opinions and supervision of the people, there will only be harm, not benefit.

For example, netizens insult Xiao Xianrou for all kinds of unreasonable, isn't this cyber violence?

However, the verbal criticism of netizens has a certain positive significance for the standardization and progress of the film and television industry.

Online violence only harms individuals, but online harmony hurts the whole society.

Li Fan nodded: "You are full of mistakes, but I don't want to debate with you, first of all, I'm hungry and have no strength." ”

Everyone covered their faces, this reason......

Li Fan: "Secondly, your ability to express this demon is not bad, and "Wonderful Sayings" welcomes demons. ”

Xiao Xiaoxi said: "Thank you, Mr. Li, hug me!"

"No, no, no, I'll have to eat in a while. Teacher Lin said that he is not hungry, you can hug him. ”

"Nasty!"

After Li Fan handed over the "through card" to Xiaoxiao, he was about to go to pick up a boxed lunch, when a choreographer said, "Teacher Li, there is another one." ”

"Oh, please come in!"

Song Jiajia walked in quickly, and after introducing herself, she brought a life insight, and she talked endlessly about her love and hatred with the seven scumbags.

Lin Jiong: "Snow White, seven scumbags left you, haven't you analyzed your own problems?"

Song Jiajia: "It's analyzed, but I don't have a problem!"

Jia Yun asked: "Snow White, why are you hanging up, and all the scumbags you meet?"

Song Jiajia: "I don't know, maybe I was born with an ability to automatically attract these shǐs?"

Li Fan couldn't help but complain: "If the men who are with you are all shǐ, then you are obviously a toilet!"

Song Jiajia pouted: "Teacher Li, you are annoying!"

There was laughter in the recording room, and the staff whispered:

"Poof, good damage!"

"Haha, no problem!"

"Teacher Li's complaint is really ruthless. ”

……

Li Fan said again: "I want to say a word to some women, sometimes, you are not born easy to meet scumbags, because your lifestyles and values do not match each other, you collide with each other, crush each other, and make each other scum!"

After the applause, Li Fan continued:

"Men and women have very different attitudes about post-breakups, and few men comment that their ex-girlfriends are scumbags.

I would like to advise some women, just some women, in fact, most women are very cute and mature. What I would like to advise is that after a breakup, please refrain from insulting your ex.

I don't deny that there are many women who are unladylike, but there are still many idioms and sayings in Chinese culture, such as smelling like each other, things gather people in groups, it's not that a family doesn't enter a door, and so on.

Honey, you are far from being as perfect as you imagined, and all your flaws are exposed to the eyes of the men who press your hair, such as snoring and farting and grinding your teeth. ”

The applause in the recording room rang out again, and there was a lot of applause:

"Teacher Li is right!"

"That's it, I couldn't agree more. ”

"Teacher Li, you should host a marriage and love show, let's make a marriage and love show!"

……

Finally it was time to eat, Li Fan was eating a boxed lunch, Sister Jiang walked into the recording studio quickly, she said with a strange face: "Xiaofan, the 301st player, asked for an interview now, people are in a hurry." ”

Lin Jiong frowned, "Request?"

Li Fan put down his chopsticks, "No. 301, aren't we only 300 players?"

Sister Jiang: "This one is different, they didn't participate in the 50-city audition, and they came directly to participate in our interview." ”

Li Fan was stunned, "Who is so awesome? Which sponsor arranged it? Among the contestants of "Wonderful Sayings", no such awesome people are allowed!"