Chapter 1278: Insanity
Li Qingyun pushed away the camera of the mobile phone, a little guarded, and said coldly: "My name is Li Qingyun, it's okay to get out of the way, the ancestor of Longhu Mountain is here, and you have to respectfully call me Boss Li, you can forget it." Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info"
"Damn, I'm despised? Dear fans, give me a definite message, am I despised by him? I, the ancestor of the Heavenly Master Sect of Longhu Mountain, will I be called Li Qingyun, what is my name Li Qingyun? I ...... Dripping God!"
"Damn, my knees are a little weak, who will help me? He said that his name is Li Qingyun, Boss Li of Lijiazhai? He is known as the evil star of the rivers and lakes, and he kills the devil, but he is such a handsome young man? Am I dreaming?"
Zhang Yu's legs were weak, and he obviously saw the mobile phone lens flickering, and he was a little shorter, and he didn't know whether he really knelt down or sat down.
"You ordinary people may not know what this title represents, but if it is any rookie who has entered the rivers and lakes, it is impossible not to have heard of this name. The god who has been missing for three years returns, and the rivers and lakes will rise again with a bloody storm. ”
"By the way, three years ago, my Longhu Mountain Heavenly Master Sect successfully reconciled with Li Jiazhai and turned enemies into friends, so I can't die today. Nima, this is a big man who is more terrifying than tens of thousands of demon beasts, the gift is brushed, Lao Tzu is excited today. ”
Li Qingyun was dumbfounded, he didn't understand what was going on, he obviously rejected the live broadcast of this bad young man very coldly, how could he get more excited the more he talked?
"You're not sick in the head, are you?" Li Qingyun was afraid of making a mistake, so he said it again in modern Chinese and ancient Chinese.
"Nothing wrong, absolutely nothing. Boss Li, hello, let me introduce myself again, my name is Zhang Yu, the road number is Xiaoyao Daoren, and the screen name is also Xiaoyao Daoren. I'm a fan of yours, so you can say anything to my audience, whatever you want. ”
Zhang Yu almost knelt down, extremely religious, and extremely excited begging Li Qingyun to say something to the live camera.
"You're not sick in the brain, I'm not sick in the brain, what do you say to the phone? Say I love you, and there will be countless beautiful women in your arms?"
Li Qingyun frowned, and as soon as he finished saying this ten-out of ten mocking words, he saw that the entire live broadcast room was boiling.
"Handsome man, I'm going to give birth to a monkey for you! It's okay to have as many as you want, I find that I'm in love with you." As long as you squeak, I'll definitely throw myself into my arms!"
"Li Qingyun, Boss Li, you are too handsome, ten times more handsome than Xiaoyao Dao, a hundred times more handsome, I have money, can we talk privately? My mobile phone number is 138 ********, Wei signal is the same number, what do you need, tell me, absolutely meet your wishes, I just want to meet you." ”
"Ouch mom, I finally met the male god today, don't say anything, I've already opened the room, the Supreme No. 1 Suite of the Ice and Snow World in the Three Eastern Provinces, come directly, what are your requirements, absolutely meet you." Brush 99 Buddha jumping over the wall first to express your heart. Xiaoyao Daoist, you will give this money to Boss Li. ”
The live broadcast room was chaotic, and there was everything, but everyone's attention to Li Qingyun obviously surpassed Zhang Yu.
"Hey, I'm the anchor, you can't do this? I can do somersaults in the air, two-finger Zen handstand for ten hours without trembling, tongue knotted and rotated 360 degrees, Boss Li can do it? He can't, I can. ”
"Let's be honest, he's the interview guest I met by chance, you can't see it often, but why did you treat him as a male god and abandon me in an instant? I don't! It's not fair!"
"No!no!I'm risking live broadcasting, do you still have sympathy?What do you say let me die, and hand over the live broadcast rights to Boss Li?Do you have humanity?This is the exit of the little demon world, the most dangerous border of mankind, how dare I...... Hey, the exciting moment has suddenly arrived, Boss Li, he actually shot at the demon beast group, you see!"
In the dark night sky, suddenly the golden snake danced wildly, lightning and thunder, and countless thunderbolts, like snakes, danced wildly.
The group of dead and manic demon beasts suddenly became chaotic, desperately fleeing, because they were a little slower, they were split into ashes by crazy lightning, and their souls were destroyed.
"Help, there's someone crazy here, what a damn lightning bolt is this, it's horrible. ”
"I dare to swear to Lord Realm Spirit, this damn thunder and lightning has a powerful destructive power, I can't stand it anymore, it's going to explode. ”
"Spare me a dog's life, I'm really a dog! It's not easy to live today, I don't have a day, I don't want to be a boy!"
It's too late to say anything, some talented demon beasts can speak in advance, and at the same time as the screams are issued, they are already exhausted, and they die extremely miserably, and let out unwilling screams.
Zhang Yu used the lens of his mobile phone to shoot all this, and in the lively live broadcast room, there was a sudden dead silence, some people were frightened, some people were excited, and some people were crazy and mushy words.
"Mom, come out and see God, it's true, with a wave of your hand, it's a sea of thunder and lightning, and I'm going to get wet. ”
"Boss Li, do you lack a boss lady? I am a model, 1.75 meters tall, and the ratio of measurements is 88:50:88, the classic golden ratio. Ask for a conversation, and I'll be back in seconds!"
"Boss Li, I'm going to give birth to a monkey for you, I'm in love with you, I want to cultivate immortals, I also want to fly, I also want a flying sword!
said everything, although there was a dead silence in the live broadcast room, but those women who reacted quickly still said everything they wanted to say.
"......" Li Qingyun just glanced at the live broadcast room, didn't want to say anything, pushed away the camera of the mobile phone, and said coldly, "If the mobile phone doesn't want to be broken, stay away from me, your ancestor's friendship can't be used on you." ”
"No, I'm actually a fan of yours too. By the way, I do a live broadcast on Panda TV, or you can also open an account, and there will be tens of thousands of income every day. By the way, this is the previous way of currency calculation, but in the current market, there is one or two gold income every day. ”
"Look at my mouth, gun~ get out!" Li Qingyun has lived in the little demon world for several years, and he is used to fighting, killing and killing, and he doesn't like to negotiate with people very much, especially some inexplicable people.
"Hey, hey, it's so cold, I don't even take this Heavenly Master in my eyes. But, but...... I'm not going to give up on people. ”
Zhang Yu said that there was no bottom line, and used the lens of his mobile phone to take every shot of Li Qingyun driving away the demon beasts, and he didn't broadcast it live, but the rewards generated by these shots were hundreds of times higher than his previous rewards.
"Look, this is the real master's demeanor! Oh my God, this is the power of thunder and lightning, the power of the gods, how did he use it?"
"I have changed my faith a long time ago, I don't believe in God, I don't believe in Buddha, I don't believe in Tianzun, I only believe in power, and whoever has power, I will believe in whomever I have. Oh my God, my legs are going to be weak, this handsome guy is really too strong! Who's going to help me, it's really wet!"
"Nima, don't complain about the rich woman upstairs, it's been a long time since you didn't like it. Forget it before, but now that I meet the type that Miss Ben likes, you get out of the way for me! This handsome guy, I've got it. Boss Li, my name is Shishi, you must remember me. ”
Li Qingyun was so tired, he really wanted to return to Yunhuang City and pay his wife the public food again, and he didn't want to communicate with these crazy fans.
What do you have to do with it, you have to give birth to a monkey for me, and you have to use money to smash out a little emotion? Bah, is Ye that kind of person? 110 million, will you be eye-catching? What are you kidding, at least 100 million will start.
Li Qingyun didn't care too much for the sake of the millions of people in Yunhuang City, and he didn't care too much about Zhang Yu taking pictures next to him, and dispersed the five demon beast gathering points in one go, beating those demon beasts, ghosts and wolves, and it was extremely miserable.
The entire grain road, except for some damage to the road, there are no demon beasts wreaking havoc around, and the blocked grain road has finally returned to normal.
Li Qingyun breathed a sigh of relief, this killing and expulsion, he didn't use the power of the giant python, it all relied on his own spiritual skills, as well as the special power bonus of the law enforcers, to disperse these demon beasts.
After doing these things, the sky was already slightly bright, and the red sun, some couldn't help but be lonely, jumping out of the horizon, and the green plant world appeared with a touch of redness.
"Oh my God, you're finally bright!" Zheng Bingxing of the Beast Control Sect, frightened all night, worried all night, finally spent the long dark night at this time, and was so excited that he almost cried.
"Sect Master bless, we survived, we weren't killed by this demon, it's too unexpected, woo, I'm so happy. ”
"Mom, I want to eat, grandma, I'm not crazy, hehe...... Hehe...... Hehe...... What are you doing, what are you doing with your phone at me? Haven't you ever seen a trapeze? Your mother's surname? Your grandmother's surname? You ask me? Lao Tzu's surname is Jiao!"
A few of the disciples of the Beast Control Sect who were hanging, some people began to have mental disorders, and this night, the stimulation was too great, and some people couldn't bear it.
Li Qingyun was speechless, he didn't want to kill people, and he didn't want to listen to these neurotic words, so he had to use the ban technique again to shut up these people.
"Only by embracing simplicity and keeping one, tranquility and nature, can we achieve infinity and infinity. Alas, look at your current ugliness, I can't bear to look at it directly. Li Qingyun was furious, and Edgeworth returned to Yunhuang City with this string of humanoid objects.
Zhang Yu broadcast live all night, he was not lazy at all, he kept chasing behind Li Qingyun's buttocks, filming non-stop, and his income this night was higher than his income in the previous year.
As a true disciple of the Heavenly Master Sect of Dragon and Tiger Mountain, Zhang Yu is actually not short of money, but it is the first time he has earned so much cash, and he is so excited that he jumps up and down, like a big horse monkey.
"Buddha jumps over the wall, I just want the Buddha to jump over the wall, if anyone sends bamboo, don't say it's my fan. Hey, Sister Dragon Girl, don't go, I'm kidding, I like the bamboo you gave me too. The sky is slightly bright, and Zhang Yu still has no bottom line to win fans.
During the live broadcast all night, the flow of people in the entire room was not less than 100,000, which was really surprising. He has also changed from a third-rate live broadcaster to a first-class celebrity, the person in charge of the live broadcast room, and he has begun to pay attention to him.
"Win over Boss Li to sign a contract and enter the panda live broadcast, and our company will reward you with one million. Can you do it, hey, hey, talk?"
Zhang Yu pretended to be dead, what are you kidding, he was not killed by Li Qingyun today, and his mobile phone was not dropped by Li Qingyun, he was already very lucky, and he was invited to sign a contract with Panda, what are you kidding?
Li Qingyun returned to Yunhuang City, and after arriving at the edge area, he made a phone call to the head of the military, the division commander, and after connecting, Li Qingyun said calmly: "It's done, the five demon beast gathering points, all disperse, send someone to repair the slightly damaged road, remember to promise me something, send it to the Seven Star Hotel of Yunhuang Heavenly Court." ”
"I knew that...... Alas, if I had known this, why would I have sent out the Inhuman Battalion, killing and wounding dozens of people, and failing to complete the mission. Okay, our deal, I will reach it as soon as possible and without delay. ”
There is no way to solve the division, the gap between the strength of the two sides is too big, especially the strength assessment report given by the Security Bureau, which simply treats Li Qingyun as a god.
Master Xie did not believe the description in the report, but he believed what Li Qingyun said, achievement is success, and failure is failure.
Li Qingyun made another call to Secretary Wu and said, "The grain road has been restored, you try to reapply for grain delivery." The matter of Aimin Food Factory is an internal affair of your government, and I will not interfere. As for the future grain planting plan, we can discuss it, I want the entire Sichuan and Shu Province to be planted with grain and vegetables, and any demon beasts dare to destroy it, and they will all be killed and eaten meat!"