Chapter 507: Fart
Lu Feng hesitated, faced a few provocative glances in the front row, hehe sneered, and got up to make a move.
The speed was extremely fast, and it passed directly in front of the strong men in front of them, and the strong men were startled, and hurriedly got up to take precautions, but saw that Lu Feng didn't really attack them, just stretched out his hand and shook in front of them, and suddenly said angrily: "What are you doing?
"Where there is a fight, there is dust, it is just dust. Lu Feng smiled slightly and sat back again.
Several strong men looked at Lu Feng with uncertain expressions, and Heqi also stared at Lu Feng with a curious face, not knowing what trick Lu Feng was going to do, obviously seeing him get up and make a move, why did he sit back again.
Lu Feng was silent, and pulled the arm of the chess piece to let her sit down.
Seeing that Lu Feng didn't mean to make a move, the strong men smiled proudly, and sat in front of the chess again to block her view.
He Qi pouted, looked at Lu Feng sadly, and was just about to speak, when he suddenly heard a muffled sound in front of him, and was stunned.
Lu Feng laughed twice, stretched out his hand to cover his nose, and said loudly to the draw: "It stinks, it stinks, I don't know who is so immoral and farts in such a public place." ”
Heqi was stunned for a moment, and when he didn't understand what Lu Feng meant, he suddenly heard a popping sound in front of him, several strong men were one after another, it became a kind of ensemble of many people, some people fart sounded sharply, some people fart sounded muffled, not only Lu Feng and Qi heard it, but more than 20 people around all looked at it with disgust.
Lu Feng covered his nose with one hand, pointed to a few strong men in front of him with the other, and said sneeringly: "Have you eaten something bad? ”
"You, are you a troublemaker?" a tall man stood up and shouted angrily at Lu Feng.
"Are you farting stupid? I can still control the heavens and the earth, you fart? Your wife gives birth to a daughter or a son, and I can take care of it. Lu Feng replied with a smile.
"Drafting the ancestors!" The strong man got up and was about to make a move on Lu Feng, but as soon as he waved his fist, there was another poofing fart, not only him, but also a few other companions, who immediately annoyed all the people around him, and began to talk in a low voice, and occasionally someone began to loudly accuse them of being too immoral, running here to fart, and it was endless.
A few big men didn't stay, and they didn't do anything to Lu Feng, after all, they had already committed public anger by constantly farting in public, and if they still wanted to hit someone, it was estimated that they would be beaten in vain by Lu Feng's lesson, and several security guards on both sides also saw what happened here, and they all turned their heads and didn't look here, and probably didn't want to get mixed up with a few weirdos who kept farting.
"You, you wait for me. After the strong man pointed to the landing wind and shouted, he hurriedly fled with a few companions.
The position in front of the draw was vacant again, and no one wanted to sit over, although everyone didn't smell anything, but the successive farts still gave people a very bad feeling.
Especially the draw, covering his nose, the corners of his mouth raised, looking at Lu Feng with a chuckle and asking him, "Did you do it, how could you still do such a trick?"
"I have more means, you will know later. Lu Feng chuckled and replied in a low voice.
Heqi nodded, but frowned and said, "It's good, it's just that sitting here always feels like it's all around, that kind of gas, let's change places." ”
Lu Feng had no choice but to leave his original position with Heqi and walk to the hall aisle, when he saw that the school's party had begun, the lights dimmed, and the hall below was pitch black, and the host came to the stage to speak, and it was difficult for them to find a place to sit.
In desperation, he could only walk to the door, and chess had no interest in this kind of party, which was dispensable, so he pulled Lu Feng out to chat outside the auditorium, and she didn't watch her cousin Wu Qianqian's performance.
Lu Feng went out with her, and before he could stand firmly, he heard the popping sound of the black shadow in the corner outside, no need to ask, it must be that few big men were farting just now.
When he was in the auditorium, he could still hold back and not laugh, but at this time he couldn't bear it anymore, laughed, stretched out his white and tender little fist and slapped Lu Feng's shoulder, "You're too bad, do you want people to mix with this?" ”
"What does this have to do with me, they must have a bad brain, and it has nothing to do with me. Lu Feng replied seriously.
"Huh, what's the relationship between a bad brain and fart?" asked Kazuki, puzzled.
"If you have a bad brain, you can eat bad things, and then you will keep farting, so if you want to treat this, you must first look at your brain. ”
Lu Feng's strange theory made the chess giggle again, and when he was laughing, a few strong men hiding in the dark in the corner heard it, and the strongest one rushed over, pointed at Lu Feng and scolded: "Do you know who you offended? ”
"I've had people say I'm impatient years ago, but now I'm alive and well, and they're all dead. Lu Feng said with a chuckle.
"Damn, you should die!" The big man was so angry that he didn't care so much, took out a dagger from his arms, and stabbed at Lu Feng while farting.
A mocking smile flashed at the corner of Lu Feng's mouth, he didn't dodge at all, and in the face of the stabbing strong man's dagger, he raised his leg and slammed it, directly kicking a strong man of about 180 pounds upside down and flying out, poofing and falling to the ground, the dagger flew to the side, and he couldn't get up again.
"It's too weak, is that Ouyang Gongzi so capable? will only bring some such people to make a small fuss?" Lu Feng shook his head helplessly.
Seeing that the boss was not Lu Feng's enemy at all, the other big men didn't dare to go over, so they could only avoid it from afar, desperately holding back and not continuing to fart.
It's not okay to laugh with chess, I have to go around the school with Lu Feng, Lu Feng thinks about it now, there is nothing to do now, such a night is not bad, there are beautiful women by his side, so he didn't shirk, and walked around the school's playground with Heqi I don't know how many laps.
Walking and talking, until the end of the school party, the auditorium was lit up with a little dance light, Lu Feng knew that he must have started dancing, and it was estimated that Wu Qianqian was about to come out, so he went over with the two of them to welcome Wu Qianqian out.
"Tonight went well, we'll go back almost now, thank you for today. Wu Qianqian said to Lu Feng with a smile, although she still wanted to play with Lu Feng for a while, her cousin would not insist, and she had no choice but to separate temporarily.
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