Chapter 234: Danger lurks!
If he followed the example of that young couple and publicly insulted and slandered the Ancient Warrior Organization, would the Ancient Warrior Organization come to seek revenge on him in order to maintain his majesty?
The answer is yes.
If it can't be attracted, it can only mean that the insult is not enough.
This thought made him excited for a while, and he immediately found Ji Mumu and told her his thoughts.
After Ji Mumu listened, he also said that this method was indeed feasible.
However, this is a bit of a risk, once the ancient warrior organization is completely enraged, and the clay people come to take revenge in person, I am afraid they will not be able to parry.
Yang Tianci said that he didn't have to worry, he was so lucky that he was bursting, and he didn't worry that the clay figure would kill him.
Ji Mumu was still a little uncertain about paying attention.
In the end, they can only decide the winner with the burden of scissors.
This time, Ji Mumu expanded the number of rounds to twenty.
Twenty rounds of scissors and baggage hammers, she was stunned and lost all of them to Yang Tianci.
System: "Shock points from Ji Mumu, +100!"
In the end, Yang Tianci still took four out for a "walk".
Out of the military establishment, Yang Tianci first found a printing shop, ready to print a banner insulting the ancient warrior organization.
However, when communicating with the owner, Yang Tianci ran into trouble. His English level is the normal level of a high school student, and he can't communicate normally with the people of the United States.
But fortunately, there is a system, and he directly redeemed the perfect American English from the system.
Yang Tianci's English level was instantly improved to the level of an announcer in the United States.
After he told the shopkeeper what he wanted, the shopkeeper was still a little scrupled.
In the United States, violent terrorist organizations are everywhere, and everyone in the United States is afraid of them, and they don't want to have anything to do with them.
The shopkeeper was worried that if she printed out the banner, the Ancient Warrior Organization would get him in trouble.
However, under the temptation of heavy money, the shopkeeper still printed a banner for Yang Tianci.
With the banner in hand, he came to the square with a lot of traffic and hung the banner.
"Fuck! The leader of the Ancient Warrior Organization is a pervert, faggot, who violates my cousin all day long, causing my cousin to be half paralyzed, anal fissure and prolapse, and suffer from severe psychological disorders. ”
The Ancient Warriors Organization is a well-known terrorist organization in the United States, and they have planned countless terrorist attacks, which have been reported on the news.
But the strength of the ancient warrior organization is strong, and its whereabouts are uncertain, even the Mi government can't do anything about them.
In the United States, the ancient warrior organization is an existence that everyone can get and be punished.
Now Yang Tianci hung a banner about the crusade of the ancient warrior organization, which immediately attracted a large group of onlookers to watch.
The people of Mi Guo cursed the ancient warrior organization while comforting Yang Tianci.
They even asked Yang Tianci, is the leader of the ancient martial arts organization really a dead?
Yang Tianci swore with his life, this is absolutely true. And the other party not only plays with men, but even has a leg with livestock.
His cousin himself took part in the feast of the sheep and the head of the sheep in bed, and now his cousin is still afraid when he sees the sheep.
Some people thought it was incredible, so they got sheep and tried it.
Sure enough, when the four saw the sheep, they immediately shouted like a mouse seeing a cat.
Only then did everyone finally believe that the leader of the ancient warrior organization was indeed a pervert.
This is hot news, the leader of the dignified ancient warrior organization turned out to be a dead pervert.
So this news spread quickly with the momentum of a flood.
The crowd crusaded here for a few words, and after a full mouthful, they left.
It's deserted again.
Yang Tianci faintly hurt again, just such a few people, and the crowd is still bursting for a while, which has little influence.
I don't know if the Year of the Monkey can reach the Ancient Warrior Organization.
Yang Tianci had an idea, and quickly thought of a good solution.
It's better to set up a cheong noodle stall here, the delicious cheong noodle will definitely attract a large number of diners, and it will definitely be able to replicate the miracle of the cheong noodle stall at the entrance of the No. 2 Middle School.
When there are many people in line, won't the influence of this banner naturally be greater?
This made him overjoyed, and he hurriedly found a no-man's corner, exchanged it for a rice roll stall, and returned to the banner to sell rice rolls.
Fortunately, there is no strong chengguan in the United States, so he doesn't have to worry about being bombed.
"Cheong Fun, Cheong Fun, selling delicious Cheong Fun. ”
"Chinese food, authentic Chaoshan rice rolls. Don't miss it. ”
"You may not eat once, but you certainly won't eat just once. ”
“……”
This shout reached the ears of Ji Mumu and the others.
Ji Mumu and the others were stunned.
"Oh my God, what is that little guy doing? Is he setting up a stall to sell food?"
"How wide is this little brother's heart, we are trapping the killer, he still has the heart to set up a stall. ”
"This little brother is too patriotic, it's all at this time, and he doesn't forget to promote Chinese cuisine. ”
Ji Mumu's face darkened.
This is a fart patriotic, this guy clearly loves money.
In the past two years, Chinese cuisine has indeed become popular in the United States and is deeply loved by the people of the United States.
But what the people of the United States like are foods that are similar in form to the food of the United States, such as meat buns, which they call Chinese burgers, hot dry noodles, and they regard them as pasta.
A slimy thing like rice rolls doesn't look very good, and the people of the United States don't dare to compliment it.
So Yang Tianci shouted for a long time, although a few people from the United States came to watch, but no one bought it.
This made him feel quite lost, and his heart said, could it be that this plan is also going to fail?
System: "Ding, according to the needs of the host, the system adds "Xiangpiaopiao Artifact" products in the mall system. ”
Yang Tianci asked with interest, "What is the Xiangpiaopiao artifact?"
System: "The fragrant artifact can maximize the wonderful taste of food, and may even spread to a place ten miles away." ”
Yang Tianci was overjoyed in his heart.
Although the taste of cheong fun is delicious, this delicacy is a delicacy that only comes out of the mouth, and in normal form, the delicacy does not spread far at all.
Mi people only look at the appearance of rice noodles, but can't smell the fragrance of rice noodles, so naturally they have no desire to buy.
But if they can smell the deliciousness of cheong fun, they might be tempted to buy it.
So Yang Tianci did not hesitate to choose to exchange for the "Xiangpiao Piao Artifact".
The incense fluttering artifact looks like a microwave oven. It's just that the door of the "microwave oven" is blessed with a fan.
Yang Tianci was a little unconfident: "System, are you sure this thing is useful? Isn't this a microwave oven?"
"Long hair and short vision. The system said: "This is the black technology of the future, what do you know." ”
Yang Tianci had no choice, the exchange was exchanged, so he could only try.
So Yang Tianci made a rice roll according to the instructions, and then divided the rice roll into several sections to facilitate the delicious distribution.
After that, he put the rice noodles into the Xiangpiaopiao artifact.
A magical scene happened, he just put the rice noodles into the Xiangpiaopiao artifact, and the artifact was automatically activated.
Streams of aroma were blown out along the fan on the artifact door, and quickly spread into the distance.
Yang Tianci smelled the taste, and it was almost the same as the taste in his mouth.
High-tech is high-tech.
Yang Tianci: "System, your fragrant artifact doesn't need to consume any energy, it's amazing!"
System: "Stupid, although the Xiangpiaopiao artifact is a black technology, it must also follow scientific principles and abide by the law of conservation of energy." ”
"This incense artifact is powered by solar energy. ”
Yang Tianci suddenly realized.
It didn't take long for the wonderful taste of cheong fun to spread throughout the square.
The three old ladies who were walking in the square were immediately attracted by this delicious taste.
This delicious taste is refreshing and makes their uncontrollable appetite uncontrollable.
The three of them wondered what it was that made them so delicious, and they decided to follow the taste to find out.
Soon, the three old ladies came to Yang Tianci's rice noodle stall.
Yang Tianci: "Don't miss it when you pass by, authentic rice noodles in China, don't regret it for a lifetime." ”
An old lady asked thoughtfully, "Young man, what are you doing?" ”
Yang Tianci: "Huaxia authentic rice noodles used to be eaten exclusively for the emperor, and ordinary people couldn't eat them at all. ”
As we all know, the people of the United States are more interested in traditional Chinese culture, especially the emperor, and they are even more interested.
They are all very curious, the ancient emperor ruled the world, and there were seventy-two concubines in three palaces and six courts, and how happy they were.
Now as soon as I heard that this thing was for the emperor to eat, I decided to buy rice noodles without hesitation.
Yang Tianci was overjoyed, as long as someone eats, he is not worried about not being able to open the market.
He immediately made three servings of cheong fun and gave them to the three old ladies.
The three old ladies looked at the slimy, somewhat black jelly thing, and they were a little embarrassed, and they didn't know how to put their mouths out.
The last gray-haired old lady closed her eyes and took a hard bite.
The delicacy immediately spread in his mouth and instantly permeated his whole body.
It's delicious, it's so delicious that it's fried, it's so delicious that it's so delicious that you cry!
She was confident that she had never eaten such delicious food in her life.
She couldn't care too much anymore and devoured it.
The other two old ladies saw each other eating so much, and they also dispelled a lot of worries and took a bite.
After that, he was out of control and devoured it.
More and more people are following this aroma to find it.
They watched the three old ladies gobble up their food, their faces were full of enjoyment, and the aroma really opened people's taste buds, and their hearts were moved.
And when they heard that this thing was something that only the Huaxia Emperor could eat before, they did not hesitate to choose to buy and taste it.
For a while, the voices of praise were endless.
The queue soon formed a long line, and most of them came to taste with a curious mentality.
There are also some people who were completely captured by the deliciousness of cheong fun, so they joined the queue again.
Yang Tianci was happy in his heart, because he realized his wish when he was a child.
When he was a child, his wish was to go to the United States to earn rice knives......
Now it's okay, not only did I earn rice knives, but I even earned the shock points of the rice people.
Almost every bite they take, they contribute a wave of shock points.
And Ji Mumu, who was lurking in the dark, was angry!
it, let you trap it at the moment, you're addicted to selling cheong fun.
Is it tolerable or unbearable, Ji Mumu feels that if he doesn't come out to stop it, his lungs will really be blown up.
Without saying a word, she walked out of her hiding place, ready to stop Yang Tianci.
At this moment, Yang Tianci, who was concentrating on selling rice rolls, suddenly trembled, and a strong sense of fear arose.
Because Yang Tianci just noticed that in a large wave of shock points, there is a Japanese name, which is very conspicuous.
Yang Tianci immediately took a closer look at the name.
He was shocked to find that this Japanese name was exactly the same as the main culprit in the official announcement of the Olympiad terrorist incident.
The criminals of the terrorists actually came here to eat their own rice rolls?
He appeared in this place, and his identity was so well hidden, his motives must not be pure.
He even suspected that this terrorist had a certain connection with the ancient warrior organization!
He searched nervously.