To be honest, after getting this hard and black, my little friends and I were stunned.

At this moment, my brain was blank, and all that was left was the sentence that Zheng Jiayue said to me before entering the door, "It's a little messy in the house."

What kind of situation did she meow to?,Did she say it messy.. Is that what the hell she did on the couch?

Thinking of this, I'm a little confused, I really can't accept that I will find such a thing from Zheng Jiayue's sofa, although I don't know Zheng Jiayue well, but... How do you think she doesn't look like a person who can play with this kind of electric toy? She usually looks petite and cute, how can she do these things, even if she takes 10,000 steps back and says that she is an adult, when she is curious about this kind of thing, then the most she meows is enough to do something indecent with her middle finger!

While thinking about this, I couldn't help but look at this hard and black, just now I was surprised and didn't look carefully, but now after looking at it carefully, I suddenly feel that this thing is a little different from the kind of toy I saw from the island movie, I can't say what is the difference, in short, it looks a little worse, or rather, the one I'm holding in my hand now is more like a flashlight or something..

Just when I was wondering if this was a domestic copycat, I suddenly found a small button next to it, and the moment I saw this button, I subconsciously glanced at the bathroom next to me, and saw that Zheng Jiayue didn't mean to come out, so I couldn't help but press the switch.

I don't know why I pressed that switch, but I think maybe I have a thirst for knowledge in my bones... People always have a curiosity about unfamiliar things, so it is this curiosity that prompts me to press this switch...

I think if God gave me another chance, I'd rather die than press this switch again, because when my thumb pressed the button gently, my body went numb, and then I couldn't help but cry out loud

"it!"

As soon as the word "groove" was shouted, my whole body shook violently and bounced on the sofa. It was as if everything around me had slowed down, my brain was empty, and by the time I regained consciousness, I had fallen to the ground, half of my body was numb, and I couldn't exert any strength.

At this time, I finally understood that it was a little strange for Mao to look at the hard and black, damn it's not a massage stick, it's an electric rod!

I don't know what kind of psychology the people who design the electric rod now, and they actually designed the electric rod to look like that, which is not at all different from what I saw on the overpass with Yu Qian two days ago! Is this the latest multi-functional electric rod, which can prevent wolves outside, and can also act as an electric boyfriend at home?

Thinking of this, I moved my mouth weakly, the power of this electric rod is really a bit beyond my imagination... My mouth moved dry, and I couldn't make any sound for a while. Fortunately, the old man's body is still quite strong, and this meow will be replaced by someone else, and I can't imagine that Zheng Jiayue came out of the bathroom and saw me lying on the floor of her house and peed a pair of pants.

However, just as I was thinking about this, Zheng Jiayue, who was not far away, really came out of the bathroom.

I saw her walk out of the first two steps forward with her head down, and when she saw me lying on the floor, she suddenly froze and stood still, her mouth opened little by little...

It took about seven or eight seconds for her to come back to her senses, and she squatted down beside me at a trott, and asked in a panic as she tried to help me up

"Xiao Xiao Ming, Xiao Xiao Ming, what's wrong with you? Don't you scare me? What's wrong with me? I'll call you an ambulance.."

Seeing Zheng Jiayue so flustered, I struggled to move, and then pointed to the electric rod on the ground with trembling hands.

Zheng Jiayue was stunned again when she saw me pointing at her electric baton, and it took a while before she came back to her senses, looked at me and said in surprise

"You.. You won't be been.. It's been electrified, right?"

Zheng Jiayue's words made me a little painful, and I gasped for breath several times before I looked at her desperately and said

"I look.. Like it was electrified?"

My words made Zheng Jiayue's expression stiffen, and then she actually covered her mouth and laughed.

I spat blood when I saw her smile, if it weren't for the numbness and can't move now, I would have knocked her to tears, and she could still laugh when I was like this.

But Zheng Jiayue laughed for a while, and then reached out and helped me up from the ground.

At this time, my body had recovered a little, and I sat back on the sofa in pain, and then looked at her helplessly and said

"Can you explain to me how a normal person can hide an electric rod on the sofa at home...?"

Hearing me ask this, Zheng Jiayue still kept laughing, only to see her squat down and carefully pick up the electric baton, and then spoke again

"There's no hiding.. Just put it there ~ this.. I bought it for self-defense.,But it seems to be particularly powerful.,I haven't taken it out of the house.,I didn't expect it to be able to get electricity at home.. Hey, hey.."

Seeing that Zheng Jiayue seemed to be very happy, I felt a sharp pain in my lower body, and looked at her and said

"You don't have a chicken feather to use at home if you don't take it with you.. Don't tell me. I was the first to enjoy it.."

Hearing me say this, Zheng Jiayue smiled and nodded, she looked at me and spoke

"Yes~ You're really the first.. It seems that I was right in my original thinking, and this thing is really powerful... And.. This thing is the closest thing to me before it is used on others, so it is the most dangerous, so I won't take it out."

After saying this, Zheng Jiayue paused for a moment, and immediately asked with some curiosity

"But... If you put it on the sofa, it shouldn't be electrified? Xiao Xiaoming, did you touch the button?"

I was embarrassed to tell Zheng Jiayue that the old man had pressed the switch by himself, so I simply didn't say anything, silently pinched my arm that was still a little numb, and said

"You won... Take out all the murder weapons you still have in your house... Anyway, did you really ask me to come to your house to rest? I think I treat you well on weekdays, you are so ruthless~"

Seeing that I sighed for a while, Zheng Jiayue smiled, only to see her put the electric baton aside, and then spoke

"Xiao Xiaoming, are you confused by electricity? I didn't let you touch anything... You deserve to be electrocuted."

After saying this, she seemed to see that I had been pinching my arm, but she hesitated for a moment, and actually stretched out her hand, pinching my arm while speaking

"But this shouldn't be a big problem, it's just going to make people numb, out of sympathy, I'll be kind enough to help you pinch it.."

I was still a little surprised to see Zheng Jiayue squeeze my arm, at this time I lowered my head, only to see that her little hands were very white, and her technique was really good.

I think I'm so big and I haven't had a sister pinch my unicorn arm, so I feel very cool for a while, plus I already have a feeling of numbness, and I was pressed by Zheng Jiayue like this, and I actually had a feeling of numbness, in short, it was very cool..

And Zheng Jiayue didn't care at all, she asked with concern while helping me pinch

"How's it going, do you feel better?"

When she asked, I nodded and spoke

"Well, it's much better.. You.. You're doing a good job... It's a shame not to open a massage parlor or something.."

Seeing me say this, Zheng Jiayue immediately "cut~", she didn't seem to care, and said very casually

"Of course, I used to pinch my dad like this... So it's a good idea.."

As soon as she finished speaking, Zheng Jiayue thought of something, and suddenly fell silent.

And I was stunned for a moment, and the atmosphere instantly became a little awkward...

Because I know about Zheng Jiayue's parents, I feel a little subtle when I hear her mention her father.

I don't know what kind of person her dad is, or even the reason why her parents separated, but I think... She still cares about her parents very much...

No matter what the parents are, everyone who is a child still loves them deeply...

Thinking of this, I sighed silently, and then pretended to be relaxed and joking

"Why.. Why do you suddenly feel like you're taking advantage?"

My words made Zheng Jiayue's hand move, only to see that she thought for more than ten seconds before she seemed to understand what I meant, and gently hit me on the shoulder with a fist.

Her strength didn't hit, and hitting me on the shoulder was like tickling...

At this point she stood up again, looked at me and spoke

"Phew.". You deserve to be electrified, and if you talk nonsense, I'll call you again."

As soon as I heard her say this, I quickly confessed, and only then did I move my body to speak

"Don't, one electricity is enough, another electricity will definitely die, that.. You'd better put this thing away, it's too dangerous."

That is, I am in good health to carry it.,If this thing is more fierce.,Eighty percent of me will electrocute myself.,Saying that I can die in my own hands in this life.,It's a legend..

Thinking of this, I stood up, and saw Zheng Jiayue looking at me and nodded, and then picked up the electric rod and said

"It's better to put it in my room."

As she said this, she turned around and walked towards her bedroom.

I hesitated behind her, but I took a step and followed.

As soon as I walked to the door of her bedroom, the aroma suddenly became stronger, I don't know if the girls' houses are so fragrant, but Yu Qian's is not like this anyway, Yu Qian's room is more of a fragrance, and Zheng Jiayue is here, it is more fragrant.

It wasn't until I stood firm and looked into her room that I was stunned again.

At this time, Zheng Jiayue walked in and put the electric rod in the drawer, and then turned to look at me.

Seeing that I was standing at the door of her room in a daze, Zheng Jiayue's face turned slightly red and asked in a low voice

"What are you doing.". What are you looking at blindly.."

Hearing Zheng Jiayue say this, I came back to my senses, hesitated in my heart, and then said truthfully

"No.. I just think.."

"You're such a kid... I thought you'd open an orchard or something at home, but I didn't expect that. You've got a lot of toys too."

It's true that Zheng Jiayue's room shocked me a little because of her bed... Two-thirds of them are occupied by stuffed animals, and there are large and small toys and figurines everywhere else.

And after hearing me say this, Zheng Jiayue's face turned even redder, and I saw her walk in front of me, and said while pushing me out of her bedroom

: "Cut.. What do you know.. It's not normal for girls to like this... Let's go, let's go, don't let you see.. You're just in the living room and you're going to be honest with me!!"