Chapter 139: Come Here to Be an Uncle!

Yang Tianci's excited heart almost jumped out.

What's the situation? Xu Wan'er wants to "fight" with herself?

His gaze involuntarily fell on Xu Wan'er.

Delicate and translucent skin, delicate and delicate body, almost perfect S-shaped curves......

Just looking at it, it's a feast for the eyes, if you can taste it yourself, then you can't die alive?

Yang Tianci swallowed and foamed involuntarily.

If it were in peacetime, Yang Tianci would definitely meet her requirements for "field warfare".

But now the situation is different, if you attack him now, it is to take advantage of others.

He knew that Xu Wan'er was not really willing to give her body to herself because of her admiration.

It's just to satisfy a little regret in your life!

Yang Tianci waved his hand again and again: "Wan'er, you ...... Don't think nonsense, I can really cure you, you can rest assured. ”

Xu Wan'er sighed slightly: "God-given little brother, I know that there are many beautiful women around you, don't you look down on me......"

Yang Tianci hurriedly shook his head: "Wan'er, you think too much, you are so beautiful, as long as you are a man, you will give ......"

Before he finished speaking, Xu Wan'er grabbed Yang Tianci's hand and put it on her moon murder.

Ga!

Yang Tianci was dumbfounded!

"God-given little brother, just fulfill one of my wishes, okay?"

Yang Tianci's psychological defense line collapsed, although he was a righteous gentleman, he was not a eunuch.

was so tempted by Xu Wan'er, he really couldn't hold it anymore, and grabbed Xu Wan'er's arm: "Wan'er, I'...... I'll take care of it for you......"

As a result, he just wanted to go further, and in the small and sealed room, a muffled sound of "poof" suddenly sounded.

Immediately afterward, a pungent smell of feces immediately spread.

This smell is so stinky, it's so spicy that people can't open their eyes at all!

Yang Tianci subconsciously retracted his hand and covered his nose.

Xu Wan'er also immediately covered her nose and laughed out loud.

"God-given little brother, you ...... Do you fart when you're nervous?"

Yang Tianci immediately stammered and explained: "It's not me, it has nothing to do with me......

The good romantic atmosphere was instantly disrupted by this loud fart.

Yang Tianci's eyes searched around, wanting to see who was farting.

Soon, Yang Tianci found the culprit...... It's that Tibetan mastiff!

The Tibetan mastiff let out a stinky fart, humming comfortably, with an expression of enjoyment!

Yang Tianci's face turned black in an instant: the ambiguous atmosphere that was so easy to create was especially ruined by your fart!

Yang Tianci was furious, and he was about to kick the Tibetan mastiff when he walked up.

The Tibetan mastiff, which was still empty and could only collapse on the ground, jumped up in shock.

As a result, he bounced and hit a table, which had a big hole.

The Tibetan mastiff's bouncing force was very strong, and after penetrating the table, it still flew up about half a meter before it finally landed.

Crouch...... Trough......

Yang Tianci was stunned in an instant!

Why did this dog's bouncing power suddenly become so fierce!

You must know that the Tibetan mastiff is huge, slow and dull, and its bounce power is a weakness, and it couldn't jump a meter high before.

But now, in the case of penetrating the table, he jumped up to a height of nearly two meters!

If there is no table to block it, the Tibetan mastiff is afraid that it can jump out of a height of three meters!

Yang Tianci was overjoyed in his heart.

He realized that it must be the corpse incense mushroom that had taken effect.

The secondary role of the corpse mushroom is to enhance the physical fitness of beasts, and the main role is to develop the wisdom of beasts.

Yang Tianci couldn't wait to see how far the Tibetan mastiff's spiritual intelligence had developed.

He immediately ordered: "Tibetan mastiff, kowtow to Xu Wan'er." ”

The Tibetan mastiff immediately walked up to Xu Wan'er, straightened his back, bent his front legs, and "knelt down" for Xu Wan'er!

Yang Tianci was overjoyed in his heart, and increased the difficulty of the order: "Put the wooden board that you knocked off and put it back on the table!"

The Tibetan mastiff immediately bit down on the tattered wooden board that had been knocked off and jumped onto the table.

The plank is an irregular shape, and the Tibetan mastiff is a little bit of a shape, and after trying three times, the plank was successfully put back together!

Yang Tianci: "What is one plus one?"

The Tibetan mastiff immediately barked twice.

"Two plus two equals many. ”

The Tibetan mastiff screamed four times.

"What is one hundred and eighty-three squares?"

The Tibetan mastiff was stunned, and then began to bite its tail and spin in circles.

Haha! Looking at the embarrassed appearance of the Tibetan mastiff, Yang Tianci laughed heartily.

As a result, this smile inhaled a lot of stinky gas into his mouth, and he choked and coughed!

The power of this fart is really huge! Yang Tianci felt a lot of emotion in his heart.

"This Tibetan mastiff is amazing. Xu Wan'er exclaimed: "How did you do it to tame the Tibetan mastiff to this extent?"

Yang Tianci laughed: "This dog is already smart. ”

Xu Wan'er said: "If this is sold to the acrobatic troupe, it will definitely sell for a lot of money." ”

The Tibetan mastiff seemed to understand Xu Wan'er's meaning, and whimpered resentfully.

Xu Wan'er was also amused.

As a result, she smiled, inhaled a lot of stinky fart, and coughed as well.

Yang Tianci was happy in his heart: "The strength and wisdom of the Tibetan mastiff have improved significantly, which is very good, but it is a side effect of farting, which is really disgusting." ”

System: "You don't know the goods, do you?" Let me tell you, the most powerful ability that the corpse fragrant spirit mushroom gives to the Tibetan mastiff is to fart!"

Yang Tianci was speechless: "Fart can also be regarded as a skill?

System: "You know a piece of. The fart of the Tibetan mastiff is not an ordinary fart. ”

Yang Tianci: "Don't tell me that there are several kinds of fart." ”

System: "The Tibetan mastiff's fart contains corpse gas." If it is placed in front of a person's face, it can directly make a person dizzy, and the smoked eyes will be temporarily blinded. ”

Yang Tianci was taken aback: "So powerful?"

System: "Of course, the Tibetan mastiff was so far away from you before, and it farted with its back to you, and the stench that spread could smoke you like this, but imagine how powerful this fart is." ”

Yang Tianci: "Lao Tie 666! I didn't expect that farting could also become a means of attack." ”

He said in his heart that this time he must let Tan Dawei and Qin Dahai taste the power of the Tibetan mastiff's fart!

After that, Yang Tianci carefully observed the Chihuahua.

The Chihuahua's body is so thin and small, it is estimated that the fart power is not as strong as that of a Tibetan mastiff.

System: "The host is too ignorant and ignorant, and the corpse incense mushroom randomly activates the potential of the beast's body." The devil knows what kind of potential the Chihuahua was activated by the corpse fragrance mushroom. ”

Yang Tianci nodded thoughtfully.

At this moment, the Chihuahua was still limp on the ground, like a dead dog.

Yang Tianci kicked it twice, but the Chihuahua still didn't move.

It looks weaker than before eating the corpse fragrant spirit mushroom.

Yang Tianci immediately asked the system: "What's the situation? Isn't it that the corpse incense spirit mushroom doesn't work for it?"

System: "I'm also wondering, it stands to reason that the corpse fragrant spirit mushroom should have work......ed! Is it because its potential is huge, and the corpse fragrant spirit mushroom can't be developed for a while?"

Yang Tianci shook his head: "I look at the hanging." This Chihuahua has always been a piece of waste, how much potential can it have. ”

The Chihuahua whimpered twice in dissatisfaction and looked at him resentfully.

It seems that the Chihuahua's spiritual intelligence has also been partially opened by the corpse fragrance spirit mushroom, but the physical potential has not yet been developed.

Yang Tianci didn't care about the Chihuahua, but looked at Xu Wan'er.

I don't know if the field plan can be continued.

Xu Wan'er had already pushed the wheelchair to a corner, covering her nose with her hands, with a look of disgust.

Yang Tianci looked desperate.

As the smell spreads, the smell in the room is getting stronger and stronger.

Yang Tianci was worried that the corpse gas in the stinky fart would cause harm to them, so he found a bamboo pole and stabbed the skylight open.

Xu Wan'er looked at the skylight, with a happy face: "God-given little brother, we can escape through the skylight." ”

Yang Tianci smiled: "Escape, why do you want to escape." ”

Xu Wan'er looked anxious: "We have been kidnapped, of course we have to escape." ”

Yang Tianci said: "Who told you that we were kidnapped? We are here to be uncles! If they don't give me benefits and honor me, why won't I leave?" ”

Xu Wan'er was still worried: "Little brother, are you really sure we can escape safely?"

Yang Tianci smiled: "Don't worry, I'll give you a packing ticket." It's just that the time is not yet ripe, and if we carry out my plan, we will only be able to escape, and we will not gain the slightest benefit. ”

"Wait patiently for another day. It will only take a day, and when the time comes, I will have to let them peel off the skin. ”

Xu Wan'er saw that Yang Tianci was full of confidence, but she was also a lot relieved, nodded, put down the wheelchair, closed her eyes and recuperated.

Yang Tianci patted the Tibetan mastiff's dog head: "Keep an eye on me, if there is any wind and grass, wake me up." ”

The Tibetan mastiff nodded.

Yang Tianci also fell asleep next to the wheelchair.

Not long after falling asleep, Yang Tianci suddenly felt as if his whole body had been smashed by a stuffy stick, and the pain was unbearable, and he subconsciously screamed.

At the same time, the screams of the Tibetan mastiff and Xu Wan'er also sounded.

In a daze, Yang Tianci also heard a dull loud pop, as if something had fallen from the skylight.

The voice of the system sounded in my head: "Congratulations to the host, the potential of the Chihuahua has been forced out." ”

Yang Tianci jumped up with a snort: "What's the situation?"

He immediately looked around. ()

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