Chapter 466: Violent Jelly

At noon that day, it was foggy.

Some people say it's haze, but the weather forecast says it's fog.

In the bathroom, Li Fan brushed his teeth with his eyes closed, looking listless, until the knock sounded, he rinsed his mouth and went to open the door.

"Auntie, I'm coming!"

"Xiaoting, you wake up Jelly, let's eat right away. ”

"Okay auntie. ”

Gu Yating is dressed very simply today, jeans, sneakers, T-shirt, she wears a sun hat, a backpack, and she is ready to go out.

This eleventh holiday, the kindergarten arranged a parent-child travel project, to travel to the mountain city with the size of the class.

Li's father and Li's mother want to return to Spring City to deal with some demolition matters, and this heavy responsibility falls on Li Fan and Gu Yating.

Gu Yating entered the bedroom and took on the heavy responsibility of getting Jelly up, while Li Fan yawned on the sofa and watched the replay of "Li Fan's Talk Show" distractedly.

The third episode of "Li Fan's Talk Show" was broadcast last night, and the theme of the third episode is "Social Morality", which talks about many problems often encountered in life, such as giving up seats on the bus, grabbing seats, square dancing in the basketball court, high-speed rail hegemony and other hot news.

After this episode of the program was broadcast, another batch of golden sentences that were liked in the previous life were exposed in this time and space, and they continued to refresh the network: It's not that the old man has become bad, but that the bad guy has become old;

As a typical example of failure, you are too successful;

God sprinkled morality all over the world, but you just hit an umbrella;

……

Moreover, based on the sentence "Forgiving them before is God's business, and our task is to send them to God", Li Fan added a new sentence: "God will definitely forgive them, because it is his job." ”

In a 40-minute program, Li Fan once again contributed more than 20 wonderful golden sentences, and the level of the program remained the same.

The industry's previous concerns about the durability of the program's level of maintenance did not hold water.

The ratings of the third phase have reached 4.7, Mango Network TV, the total number of broadcasts in the three episodes has reached 600 million, and it is estimated that many people have watched it more than once.

Shonan Satellite TV is so happy that the ratings of "Li Fan's Talk Show" are equivalent to the sum of "Quick Book" + "Everyday Day" + "City of Fantasy", which is almost 1.5 times that of the ace hit variety show "Where Are You Going, Dad".

After the broadcast of the third episode of the program, the industry is also studying the success of "Li Fan's Talk Show", and several satellite TV stations have made plans to become popular with the next batch of "Li Fan".

There is even a satellite TV that has begun to poach people and dug up Li Fan's studio.

Although the writer wrote Li Fan's name, the industry believes that this must be needed for publicity, and Li Fan's manuscript for each issue must be from the screenwriter of the studio.

The simplest truth, if the scripts of the three episodes of the program that have been broadcast so far are all written by Li Fan, and there is no contribution from others, then why do you invite screenwriters? And these screenwriters are still very famous in the industry!

Why?

Therefore, as soon as this simple truth is swayed, the industry definitely believes that Li Fan's talk show manuscript must have been ghostwritten by the screenwriters! Even if Li Fan himself contributed, it may only be a small part of the manuscript, and it is a very small part.

After all, screenwriters are professionals in creating comedy.

There were two TV stations that secretly came to the capital to poach people, and Sister Jiang pretended not to know.

When the screenwriters handed in their resignations, Sister Jiang smiled and clenched their hands: "I wish you a bright future and a prosperous future!"

Old sincere!

After all, it saves a lot of hypocrisy.

The lunch at home was ready, and after the meal was arranged, the little jelly was also slipped out by Gu Yating.

Dad Li chewed peanuts and asked, "Xiaofan, I taught the new students for the first time yesterday, can you hold down the class, they didn't turn against the sky?"

"They dare! Although these kids have made some mistakes, it is still easy to treat them. ”

Gu Yating was stunned: "Kids, some of them are older than you!"

Li's mother: "Can you suppress them? They are all the same age, why do you hold them down?"

Li Fan stopped his chopsticks and thought about it seriously, "It should be personality charm!"

"Personality charm, I don't see personality charm, I do see personality defects, don't step on the chair when eating!" Mama Li reached out and slapped Li Fan's left foot on the chair.

Seeing this, Jelly secretly removed her little feet from the chair silently, her big eyes flickering and grinning at Gu Yating, and stuck out her tongue.

"This time I go to the mountain city, I must listen to my brother and sister-in-law, do you know?"

"You know, I'm always obedient, and my teachers and classmates like me. ”

"Open your eyes and talk nonsense, your teacher has reacted to me, and you are the most naughty in the class! You honestly confess, what mistakes have you made recently, one by one, if it is different from what the teacher told me, see if I don't punish you for copying ancient poems!"

Jelly's dark eyes were full of crystal, and he pouted and stopped talking.

"Say!" Mama Li's eyes widened.

"Uh...... I knocked over the water dispenser and broke it, but the teacher said I don't need to pay for it?"

"Don't pick it up, go on!"

"Nana's dress stained me, but I washed her!"

Seeing that another one came out, Mama Li said, "Go on!"

"I ...... I got into a fight!"

Li's mother's face tensed: "Hey, you dare to fight when you're a little bit, who are you fighting with, why?"

Dad Li silently interjected on the side: "You're not hurt, are you?"

Jelly cried wow, crying again and again: "Xiao Mengzi said that his father is the most handsome man, obviously my brother is, Xiao Mengzi is unreasonable, saying that his brother is not as handsome as his father, doesn't he open his eyes and talk nonsense? Then I beat him!"

"That's right!" Li Fan clapped his hands and said excitedly.

"Shut up!" Mama Li glared at Li Fan, and said, "Because of this, you are fighting with your friends?"

"I ...... I...... My brother is obviously the most handsome man. ”

"That's right!" Li Fan nodded.

"Bang" hit his mother, Li Fan grinned, got up and went to pack his luggage.

Li's mother continued to ask: "Say, what else is there besides fighting?"

"Uh...... Nope. ”

"No, did you do it when you turn off the lights and snack at night?"

Jelly glistened with hazy teary eyes, "That's what it is?"

"Yes!"

"Hey!" Jelly sighed pitifully, "It's hard to be a man!"

Burst!

Everyone in the room burst into laughter.

Mother Li held back a smile and asked, "What else, say!"

"Uh...... Ah......" Jelly's eyes suddenly lit up with tears, "Brother, it's time for us to go, right? Don't let the school wait for us!

Everyone instantly laughed and leaned back together.

Mother Li was so angry that she was speechless.

Li Fan and Gu Yating led the jelly away, and Dad Li asked suspiciously, "Eh, how do you know that the child has eaten snacks at night?"

"How do I know? I still need to know? I can think of it if I think about it, if you let her go of eating, she can eat our supermarket. ”

"Look at you, say this again! Can you be gentle with your children in the future, and you need to educate them warmly!"

"Warm education, warm education, your daughter can go to heaven! Hey, how can this child get naughty the longer she grows, it's much more difficult to manage than her brother when he was a child!"

"I'm telling you, it's a good thing on the other hand, it's not a good child!"

"You're used to it, dead old Li!"

……

After the start of this semester, Jelly lived in kindergarten and went home every Saturday and Sunday.

Living in a kindergarten is a lot of money, because it is an aristocratic kindergarten, and the annual tuition fee is 300,000 yuan.

Even such a high cost cannot stop some ordinary families from finding a way to send their children to this famous kindergarten.

On the way to kindergarten by taxi, Li Fan and Gu Yating took turns to teach Jelly, hoping that the child could have more correct values.

Jelly's little hand held her brother and sister-in-law, listened quietly, and then fell asleep quietly.

The car stopped near the kindergarten, and the driver said, "Mr. Li, there are too many private cars in front, or you ...... it."

"Okay, I'll take a few steps. ”

"Thank you!" Seeing the guests get out of the car, the driver hurriedly drove the car away, and there were all luxury cars here, Maserati, Lamborghini, Bentley, Porsche...... Once you scratch it, it's trouble!

Li Fan and Gu Yating led Jelly to the school gate, Jelly suddenly pointed to a group of children at the school gate, and she said, "The one wearing the plaid shirt is Xiao Mengzi." ”

Li Fan squatted down and grabbed his sister's little hand, "Do you remember how I told you?"

"Remember!"

"Then go!"

Jelly ran to the school gate and shouted, "Little Mengzi!"

The little kid turned his head suddenly, saw that it was a little jelly, and immediately flicked his body back, and silently took a step and a half back.

Gu Yating sneered, "Our little jelly seems to be a bully at school!"

Li Fan shook his head violently, "No, no, no, our sister must be very gentle!"

Jelly said again: "Little Mengzi, listen to me-"

The little fierce man looked at his parents behind him pitifully and cast a pleading gaze.

Jelly: "Little Mengzi, I want to say I'm sorry to you, I shouldn't fight with you, everyone's parents are the most beautiful people in the eyes of their children, my brother is the most handsome person in my heart, your father is the most handsome person in your heart, none of us is wrong...... Uh, uh......"

When it was over, Jelly remembered what her brother had taught, and she couldn't hold it back, and finally said helplessly: "Anyway, I was wrong, I'm sorry, can you forgive me?

Jelly said and bowed deeply.

Xiao Mengzi's father said: "Look at other people's children, how obedient they are!"

The mother also said: "Obedient and cute! Little Mengzi, why don't you shake hands with Little Jelly? You are not allowed to fight in the future." ”

The little fierce man said miserably: "I didn't fight with her, I just kept being beaten." ”

Xiao Mengzi's father couldn't help but cover his face, it's really useless for this child to grow so big!