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Chapter 047: Wetting Your Pants [Page 1/1]

Chapter 047: Wetting Your Pants "Damn, Wang Keke is hiding too deeply! Brother, I almost got on the thief ship by mistake." (/)”

"You don't like people, do you?" Zhao Kuo looked stunned, and then opened the zipper and put the water, the expression on his face during this period was very good, and if I wanted to say that the four of them together could simply catch up with the four heavenly kings of Shenzhou.

"Wang Keke!"

Zeng Ke's heart suddenly jumped, and a bad premonition arose, it seemed that he was just one of those people who wanted to get on the bus without buying a ticket.

"Shhh Dong Zhuo glanced at Zeng Ke not far away, and said quietly: "Brother, let's be honest with you, a big beauty like Wang Keke, who doesn't like to believe it, but likes to use a fart, people have long been famous, and it is Wei Xiaobao in our class." ”

"Heh, are you talking about the silk that looks like a monkey?" Zhao Kuo said and didn't forget to look at Zeng Ke.

"Damn, you still don't know Wei Xiaobao's origins, do you? Do you know that Yang Wei in our school was beaten by Wei Xiaobao not long ago, and he is still lying in the hospital. ”

Dong Zhuo said in a low voice.

"Damn, it's really an animal-level character. ”

"Hehe, fortunately, my brother is self-aware, just yy in his heart, unlike Li Bai's stupid who dared to peek at Wang Keke, no, he was directly called to the school corridor by Wei Xiaobao just now. ”

Dong Zhuo pulled the zipper and Zhao Kuo walked outside the toilet, "His grandmother's, what kind of person is this, even classmates have to be pitted!"

At this time, I saw Li Bai walking into the toilet with one hand covering his left face and scolding, and was bumping into Dong Zhuo and Zhao Kuo.

"Hey, two big brothers, I finally found you two, hurry up and lend me a thousand yuan, otherwise my little brother's life will be in danger today!" Don't say it, Li Bai's aggrieved look is really like being circled by Wei Xiaobao in the corridor.

"Alas, don't talk about it, fatty, we can understand. Dong Zhuo didn't say a word and took out six hundred yuan from his pocket, and then Zhao Kuo also simply took out several hundred yuan and handed it to Li Bai.

"Li Bai, it's better to stay away from Wang Keke in the future, otherwise I don't know when I will die. Zhao Kuo patted Li Bai's shoulder with a sympathetic expression.

"Damn, if you take a look at Wang Keke, you want me to pay a thousand yuan, so if you sit next to Wang Keke, you won't have to kill someone?" Li Bai snorted and chirped and walked out behind Dong Zhuo and Zhao Kuo, leaving Zeng Ke standing in place in a daze.

Hiss!

A cold wind blew, and Zeng couldn't help but shiver, and a chill suddenly came from his lower body.

"Uh, fuck, I'm actually wetting my pants!"

Zeng Ke was embarrassed, looking at the wet patch on the white slacks, so he had to bend down and bow his head and hurriedly leave the toilet.

I have to admit that Wei Xiaobao's trick is still quite effective, and I didn't see Classmate Zeng in the last class, because this guy was hiding in a no-man's corner of the school to dry his pants at this time.

After lunch, Wei Xiaobao sat in the shade of the tree and admired the beautiful seniors passing by the roadside, of course, it was not that Wei Xiaobao looked down on the beauties of the freshman, but Wei Xiaobao felt that the freshman sister paper was still too conservative, for example, for the senior sister opposite who was recruiting new students in the club, the best black silk plus the temptation of uniforms was not at all comparable to the freshman little sister, of course, except for a few like Wang Keke. At this time, the senior sister of stockings was in full bloom, scratching her head and making gestures, and kept handing out flyers to passing students, just like Xiaojie standing on the street.

But don't you say it, the good thing about the male silver is this mouthful, just dressed like this, even if the appearance can't be taken out, it can attract the attention of many people, don't believe it, there are not only freshmen in the recruitment office, but also senior old birds, and even a few passing professors also glanced at the beautiful senior sister like a thief, and then shouted in my heart. ”

The afternoon class made Wei Xiaobao speechless, Nima, the painting major actually has to let "Teacher Ma's Doctrine" and "Mr. Mao's Thoughts" as guidance, isn't this a typical cheat?

"If it weren't for the fact that there are too many sisters here waiting for me to save, I would have wanted to go home. Wei Xiaobao looked around left and right, and saw the female classmates who were helpless in quantity and quality, and his heart gradually calmed down.

"Wei Xiaobao, what are you doing?"

"Nani?"

"What are you pulling my hair for?"

Wang Keke, who was sitting in the front row of Wei Xiaobao, turned his head and glared at Wei Xiaobao angrily, and said.

"Oops, sorry, I just saw it. Wei Xiaobao coughed dryly and quickly put down the ponytail in his hand. However, at this time, Li Ruhua, who was sitting next to Wang Keke, turned around and said: "Xiaobao, you play with mine, mine is thicker than Coco, you should like it more." ”

Li Ruhua said and didn't forget to throw a wink at Wei Xiaobao.

Damn, that's right, Lao Tzu prefers coarse? Why do I sound so evil! Wei Xiaobao hurriedly changed seats with the cuties on the side as if he had seen a ghost.

"Keke, I really envy you, someone chased you just after your freshman year, it would be great if someone chased me!" Li Ruhua glanced at Wei Xiaobao, who was guarding her like a thief, and then shifted her gaze to the other boys in the class.

"A handsome guy...... Two handsome ...... One ...... Fatty, damn, I've blinded my mother's eyes. ”

Li Ruhua glanced at Li Bai, and then turned back in disappointment.

What Wei Xiaobao didn't expect was that Li Ruhua was the best player in the class with Wang Keke, and I heard that Li Ruhua was a genuine rich second generation, and there was a great father who was engaged in real estate at home.

Wei Xiaobao slept in the two classes in the afternoon, not only him, but even the fat man and others also resisted a little, and joined his sleeping army.

When the bell rang for the end of school, Wei Xiaobao woke up from his spring dream.

"Damn, where's my brother's slippers?"

Wei Xiaobao wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth, and then found that one of his little sandals had separated from his feet and disappeared.

When everyone in the classroom was almost gone, Wei Xiaobao finally found his slippers in the last row of the classroom, which was funny, and when Li Bai and the three of them saw the slippers lying quietly in the trash can, they couldn't help it anymore, and they burst into laughter in an instant.

"Let's go quickly, it's too late. Dong Zhuo hugged his sore stomach with a smile and said.

"What do you mean?" Wei Xiaobao asked suspiciously.

"Eh, I forgot to tell you, our class has dinner today. Dong Zhuo tidied up his clothes at this time and said: "It feels good to be an official, I will follow the three of you from now on." ”

"Cut, isn't it just a deputy squad leader, you have the ability to take Li Ruhua's position as squad leader!"

"Damn, dead fat man, you will die if you don't add a subword!"

Dong Zhuo scolded and ran out after Li Bai.

"Hey, hey, do you want to have a dinner? Brothers, let's go. Wei Xiaobao dragged Xiao Liang and chased after Zhao Kuo.