Chen Yang held a flint javelin, bent over, hunched over, and walked gently in the dense forest, with a rooster cry of "coo~~" in his mouth.

Sometimes it is hurried, sometimes it is slow.

"Fat man, you are really like a chicken. ”

"If it weren't for the movement of your mouth, I would have thought there was a pheasant nearby. ”

"Fat man, you haven't learned ventriloquism too. ”

Chen Yang nodded embarrassedly: "It's only a little bit, when I was outdoors before, a donkey friend taught me, he said to imitate the cry of a female pheasant in estrus, if there is a wild rooster nearby, he will run over when he hears the sound." ”

"What if it's all hens?"

Chen Yang laughed and said, "Then I will imitate the sound of the rooster in estrus." ”

"Fat man, you are ruthless. ”

The slot fish rewarded the anchor with a Buddha jumping over the wall, and said: It's a loss. ”

Not long after, Chen Yang faintly heard the sound of fluttering, and the whole person hid directly in the grass and remained motionless, continuing to make the hen's estrus sound.

Not long after.

A male pheasant appeared in Chen Yang's field of vision, he probed his head to find the source of the sound, and found that after the sound came out of the grass where Chen Yang was hiding, it became hesitant, and only dared to walk around the grass, not daring to approach.

Seeing it, he didn't dare to approach.

The estrus sound of the hen imitated by Chen Yang became urgent.

When the male pheasant heard the sound, he fluttered his wings a few times and rushed over without hesitation.

Chen Yang, who had been in ambush for a long time, directly picked up the javelin and swept it over, but the result was quite embarrassing, the javelin was hung by the vines, and such a handsome blow hit the air.

When the male pheasant found out that it was a trap, he barked a few times, turned around in fright and began to flee.

But it still underestimated this fat man's desire for food.

Chen Yang completely ignored whether he would be cut by Ba Mao, as if he was a humanoid tank, picking up something that could be smashed nearby, a branch, a few stones, and just kept launching them, and the frightened male pheasant was scurrying around, and finally was forced to flutter and fly.

"If you fly well, I'm afraid you won't fly. ”

After seeing the male pheasant flying, Chen Yang threw out all the small stones in his hand, a bit of a pear blossom rainstorm, as a small pebble hit the male pheasant's wings, there was a muffled sound, and the male pheasant fell to the ground.

Seeing that it still wants to escape.

Chen Yang rushed over quickly, directly picked up the pheasant's head, humanitarianly ended its life, looking at this pheasant, Chen Yang was very grateful that it could become his own food, and admired its desperate spirit for reproduction.

Good luck, eat chicken tonight!

Lao Tzu's artificial shotgun is still very fierce.

Chen Yang hummed a pleasant song and returned to the camp, but when he didn't want to come back, he found that Li Tiantian had hung his soaked clothes next to the fire to roast, a pair of jeans, a short-sleeved jacket, and a set of black lace underwear.

"Who. Li Tiantian exclaimed after hearing the voice.

"It's not Chen Yang. ”

"Ahem. Chen Yang gestured twice.

Li Tiantian, who was hiding in the tent, bit the hair rope on his mouth, and after tying the ponytail with a snack, he neatly changed into a new set of clothes that were also wet, and after seeing the clothes he was drying, Li Tiantian's face flushed and said, "I'll put it away." ”

"They are all adults, and it is better to dry the clothes, but it is easy to get sick when they are too wet. Chen Yang said with a natural expression, without the slightest feeling of embarrassment, as if this was just a very ordinary thing.

"Anchor, don't code. ”

"Finally, Bo Fu came, and I coded it again. ”

"Protest, protest, why can you look, we can only mosaic. ”

"Brother~die, your Taoism is too shallow, according to my 'window viewing experience' back then, I can be sure that it is a complete set of black clothes, and it is still lace-edged, about 85C, and the brand may be Triumph's ......"

"Upstairs, you're going to break your leg if you're so showy. ”

"What is this, just walk on the street and decipher all the information within 10 meters in a second. ”

"Are you hanging?"

Chen Yang glanced at the barrage, and then glanced at the clothes on the shelf, he really admired this brother, and he could guess so accurately across the screen and mosaics, it seemed that he was an expert who had been practicing hard for many years.

Look, they're still talking about it.

Chen Yang picked the leaves of the big wild taro nearby, and when he came back, he put the pheasant on the leaves, opened a hole in the chrysanthemum for him, and took out all the internal organs, Chen Yang threw away the intestines with the stool, leaving the other chicken internal organs.

Although the chicken intestines are delicious, but the wild animals have a lot of parasites, the conditions here are not good enough, so they can only be thrown away, Chen Yang threw the chicken intestines into the fire and burned them, making a popping sound, completely burned into charcoal, and it would not attract other beasts.

Chicken offal contains a lot of protein and trace elements, which is very good food, and Chen Yang did a simple treatment and stuffed the remaining offal back in.

"This chicken is so miserable, it was a** and a**. ”

"Anchor, are you planning to roast pheasants?"

"Can you leave us a no. ”

"Wait, what are you doing with mud, anchor. ”

", it's definitely called a flower chicken. ”

Chen Yang smiled at the barrage, continued to play with mud on the ground, used mud to coat the entire chicken with a thick layer, and finally wrapped it in taro leaves and threw it directly into the fire to roast.

Li Tiantian on the side, seeing Chen Yang carefully making the flower chicken, her originally weak face fainted a little smile, she didn't think that this fat man looked very fierce, but when she really started to do things, she was still quite a man, and she knew how to hunt game for her to eat.

Impression score +1

Li Tiantian looked at Chen Yang again, and secretly said, "If you don't grow too fat, you can introduce another roommate who is in a hurry to find a partner to him." ”

The waiting time is always boring.

Li Tiantian asked idly: "I heard that you are the gold medal leader of the travel company?"

"Yes, what's wrong?" Chen Yang hesitated after speaking, this seems to be the identity arranged for him by the system, but it doesn't matter, those gold medal leaders may not be as good as him.

"And where have you been?"

"I've been to a lot of places, Jogor Peak, DXAL, Siguniang Mountain, 40 Glaciers...... Lockaden Line, Wolf Tower Line, Aotai Crossing ......"

"I've really been to so many places, you didn't lie to me. ”

"What's in it for me to lie to you. Chen Yang rolled his eyes and said.

It seems that he is preconceived with Lin Zihao, this team leader is indeed very powerful, not only well-informed, but also has been to so many places, it seems that he can become the gold medal leader of a tourism company, and he must have strength.

Impression score +5

......

Li Tiantian chatted with Chen Yang sentence by sentence, and in the end, the stomachs of the two of them made gurgling sounds.

"Take a look, is it okay to call Hua Ji?" asked Li Tiantian.

Chen Yang also felt that it was almost over, so he dug out the flower chicken, and after knocking off the roasted hard soil on it, a burst of chicken fragrance came out of the cracks in the soil, Chen Yang and Li Tiantian couldn't help but swallow their saliva.

After Chen Yang cleaned up the chicken feathers, the white, tender and tender chicken mixed with fat was presented in front of the two of them, the chicken was still very hot, and he kept changing hands when it was hot, and at this moment, Chen Yang didn't care about the chicken burning his mouth, and took a bite directly.

Tear and pull~~

A large piece of chicken was swallowed directly by him.

Li Tiantian on the side looked at Chen Yang puzzled, thinking that he had forgotten himself, and kept coughing to show his sense of existence, but she was shocked to find that the fat man in front of her, completely ignoring her, was another big bite.

Tear and pull~~

The white and tender pheasant was eaten by one-third.

"You leave some for me. Li Tiantian finally couldn't help but remind.

Hearing Li Tiantian's voice, Chen Yang realized that he hurriedly pointed to the remaining purslane in the pot: "You are still too weak to eat such a supplement, purslane is very nutritious, you eat it first, and I will make you a big meal in two days." ”

After hearing this, Li Tiantian was directly petrified on the spot.

Impression score - 10

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Impression score - 100

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Impression score - ∞

Seeing Li Tiantian's expression of wanting to cry, Chen Yang asked the tourists in the live broadcast room: "Did I do anything wrong, her body is really too weak now, and the flower chicken is more popular, it is really not suitable for her to eat." ”

"Yes, the fat man did the right thing. ”

"Super straight man. ”

"A powerful representative of the singles world. ”

"With the fat man on the front front, we are all safe. ”

.......

"yes, I think it's a bit too much. Chen Yang reluctantly unscrewed off the chicken head and chicken butt, and said to Li Tiantian: "The chicken head and chicken butt are the most delicious." ”

Li Tiantian finally couldn't hold back, opened her mouth and bit directly at Chen Yang, shouting while biting: "You dead fat man, die, you, is there a straight man like you, you deserve to be single, a virgin who is old for ten thousand years, take care of some girls will die." ”

After Li Tiantian finished scolding.

kept snatching towards the calling flower chicken in Chen Yang's hand.