Sky City.

Sword Card Masters Association.

Lu Ming silently returned to his room.

Although he had just discovered the problem of splashing water in the toilet, as a witty president, he did not rashly expose this hidden threat.

Otherwise......

Qiu Shuyi may not be able to save herself!

Well......

It's too close!

Of course.

From this aspect, it can also be seen how terrible the enemy is!

These people ......

Is it already lurking?

Lu Ming was still a little shocked when he thought about it.

Thereupon.

He went back to his room.

"Little sword. ”

Lu Ming remained silent on the surface and said secretly.

"What for?"

The little sword who was building the wall asked impatiently, it finally had a chance to be alone with Xiao Xiaobai, can you not make trouble!

Whoops!

Whoops!

It rubbed against Xiaoxiaobai while building the wall......

“......”

Lu Ming's face darkened, can he be a little promising?

"Something happened just now. ”

He passed the picture directly to the little sword.

“......”

Xiao Xiaojian was silent for a long time, "That's it?"

"Yes!"

Lu Ming said.

“......”

Xiao Xiaojian sighed, "You are seventeen years old this year, not a teenager when you were sixteen, isn't it normal to not be able to hold down the gun?"

？？？

Lu Ming's face darkened.

Gan Linniang's.

Who told you that you can't hold back the robbery at the age of seventeen?!

"You have to serve the old. ”

Xiao Xiaojian sighed, "I've read your human biology textbooks, you just can't hold down the gun now, and in two years, it may be about to fork......

"Otherwise. ”

"You're going to the hospital to have a look?"

Little Sword proposed.

"Huh. ”

Lu Ming just looked at Xiao Xiaojian coldly and smiled slightly, "Do you miss Brother Cat?"

“......”

Little Sword paused.

Never mind.

There is a lot of time to be alone, if you are rubbed on the ground by Brother Cat in front of Xiaoxiaobai...... Then it's a shame for adults!Why bother?!

Thereupon.

It passed the news to Xiao Xiaobai through its thoughts, and Xiao Xiaobai passed it to Xiao Bai, and Xiao Bai told Qiu Shuyi, and the news spread silently.

Soon.

Qiu Shuyi arrived.

"This way. ”

Lu Ming led her into the toilet.

Well......

Qiu Shuyi glanced at it.

Toilet......

Shout!

Qiu Shuyi's sword qi melted into the water, and it exploded directly into the bucket along the pipe, but unfortunately, nothing happened, and there was no strange aura.

"No one. ”

Qiu Shuyi shook her head.

Lu Ming: →_→

Odd.

I obviously feel that something is wrong......

"It's fine. ”

Qiu Shuyi soothed, "Next time, I feel like this and the enemy calls me directly." ”

"Good. ”

Lu Ming nodded slightly.

"Young people. ”

"You have to serve the old man......"

Little Sword looked at the sky and sighed.

"Huh. ”

Lu Ming glanced at it, "If there is really an enemy, it is not me who is injured, because the first one to block the attack must be believe it or not?"

“......”

Xiao Xiaojian's body suddenly stiffened.

Oh.

Day.

Nearly forgot about its newfound awakening: 100% resistance to attacks......

Long.

Everyone dispersed.

Lu Ming thought about it, and still installed detectors in the bedroom, in the toilet, and in various places, if there were people, they would definitely be able to detect it.

But.

He was still confused.

Just now......

Is there really no one coming?!

Don't......

Really seventeen-year-old can't hold back the splash?!

No!

Fake!

It's definitely fake!

He believes in his physical fitness, even if he is ninety-eight years old in the future, he will shoot wherever he wants, and there will never be a splash!!

This is the dignity of a man.

Undoubtedly!

......

And at the moment.

Outside the Sword Card Masters Association.

Where people can't see it, a shadow has appeared......

on the beams.

Sewer.

in the toilet.

Endless killing intent brews.

Brewing......

Brewing......

And then......

The brewing is gone.

The killers quietly retreated and returned the way they came.

"What's going on?"

"Qiu Shuyi is here!"

"Shhh

"I heard that she is Lu Ming's daughter-in-law. ”

"Then what are you trying to do? While she is not paying attention, kill Lu Ming and run away. ”

"No, we just remembered a question, the sword intent in the body of the sword cultivator above the seventh star is full. Since she is Lu Ming's daughter-in-law, it means that Lu Ming's body is enough to withstand the sword intent of the eight-star sword cultivator...... Is an assassination of our scale still effective? Can we kill Lu Ming in one blow?"

“......”

The killer fell into deep thought.

Where are men most vulnerable?

Well. ......

Go without saying.

If you can withstand Qiu Shuyi's sword intent there......

That means that it is impossible for them to kill Lu Ming in one blow in this attack! And once they fail, Qiu Shuyi will make a move, and they will all be cold!

They are not afraid of death.

But it is not advisable to give it away for nothing!

Well......

Logical rigor.

No problem!

Long.

A sigh, "Retreat." ”

Thereupon.

The killers retreated like a tidal wave.

"Wait, what about the junior?"

"Dizzy. ”

"Why did ??? faint without moving?"

"He lurked in the toilet of the Sword Card Master Association all night to prepare to make a move, and after receiving the news of the retreat, he was angry and his breath was disordered......"

"When did he get so weak. ”

"Uh, no, it's after the breath is disturbed, I inhale some unknown substance in the toilet, and then ......"

“？？？”

......

Sword Card Masters Association.

The disciples waited for another whole day.

Assassin......

Didn't show up.

Even so, the disciples did not let their guard down, and still patrolled the Sword Card Master Association, cultivating in various places, and blocking all the dead ends!!

Ultimately.

They were sure: the Assassins, it seems, retreated.

A sensational assassination crisis, because of the appearance of the autumn senior, seems to have disappeared......

The release of the Rilun Card resisted 99% of the dangers, and the remaining 1% was blocked by Qiu Shuyi's seniors, so no assassins appeared now!

But.

They are well aware.

The Assassins' counterattack had only just begun.

With the fermentation of the Rilun Card, this matter will get bigger and bigger. There will be more and more assassins, even if only 1% of them come to the door, which is a big problem!

Ultimately.

There is bound to be a result.

Of course.

That will be for later, now......

The patrolling disciples always appeared near the president's room from time to time, with their ears pressed to the door, wanting to hear something strange......

"No sound?"

"yes, yes, it's not the same as what you read in the book......"

"Is it okay to be president?"

→_→

......

And at this time.

Sword Card Masters Association.

Somewhere.

A young girl sits precariously, recording something.

Sand.

Sand.

The sound of a silent pen.

Long.

The girl stopped writing, very satisfied.

————

"President's Diary"

Writer: Zhou Yun - On a certain day, the master and the senior sister Xiaobai abandoned the worldly vision and slept together...... On the same day, Shi Niang Qiu Shuyi arrived and talked hand in hand with Senior Sister Xiaobai, like old friends...... Master's peerless charm and alluring appearance can be seen.

——————

Well......

Perfect.

Zhou Yun put away the pen and sighed with some emotion, "I'm really a little jealous~"

Master is Master after all.

Strong and confident.

It's not like the silly boy in her family......

Low self-esteem and timidity.

Sometimes, looking at the silly appearance of the young man in white, she feels cute and soft-hearted, and sometimes she is angry and helpless......

Can't you be confident?

Last time.

She remembers.

On a date, she was full of shame and said, if I get fat, will you still like me?

She remembers.

The young man was stunned for a long time and said: Don't worry, I will treat you and the child well.

？？？？

What kind of logic do you see?!

Child?

What child?

She didn't react for a long time, a little unable to keep up with the teenager's logic, and the teenager seemed even more sad when he saw Zhou Yun ignoring her for a long time.

And again, "I know, I'm not worthy." ”

And then......

I left sadly.

Zhou Yun: ???

Why do you think it's so difficult for her to fall in love?!

Tired.

Oh.

That's right.

The source of these messes......

She thought about it for a while, and felt that she still couldn't let the boy mix with Li Ergou!! she always felt that the boy was getting weirder and weirder now......

O(╯□╰)o

......

And at the moment.

Somewhere.

In a corner of Tiandu, Li Ergou was giving a lecture, and several people below were sitting together, listening very carefully, full of thirst for knowledge.

"Remember!"

"What can impress people these days?"

"True love!"

"Sincerely!"

"What is love?"

"Being good for each other is true love!"

"For your own good, that's called selfishness!"

"Do you understand?"

Li Ergou is in high spirits.

I never thought that he himself would have a day as a relationship mentor.

Actually.

It's also very interesting, he posted some of his own things on the Internet before, and then what about it...... It's on fire!! people are sympathetic and consultant!

Li Ergou tried to answer some.

And then......

The fire is on fire!

Therefore.

Li Ergou is now also a little celebrity in the online community.

Personal –

Emotional blogger.

That's right!

This is Li Ergou's second identity now!

Thereupon.

Li Ergou is full of confidence.

He wants these people to understand what it means to have boundless love! He wants to make those selfish loves disappear, and he wants to let true love spread all over the world!

The happiness of the loved ones is the greatest happiness of oneself!

"That ......"

The young man in white suddenly asked, "What if she comes to you when she is pregnant?"

Brush!

Everyone's eyes suddenly swept over.

Long.

Everyone said enviously, "Then it means it's your turn!"

"That's it, my goddess is not pregnant yet...... Woo, I don't even know when she can talk to me more than ten words......"

"My family is the same, or are you making fast progress......"

"Congratulations, brother. ”

Everyone was full of emotion.

Boy in White: ???

Be......

Is that so?

He was in a trance.

Original、Is this kind of thing normal?

"Well, are you married now?"

Someone asked.

"Nope. ”

The young man in white waved his hand again and again, "She, she doesn't seem to be very happy......"

"Does that mean you're unworthy?"

"It's also possible that you misunderstood, she was just worried that the child's skin color was different, not that she dumped your face......"

"Yes, yes, that makes sense. ”

"This kind of thing is a misunderstanding, just make it clear. ”

Everyone said.

Boy in White: ???

Is this—like this?

Misunderstood?

Yun'er ......

That's not right.

It's the same color as you!

The teenager was distressed.

And at this time.

Li Ergou on the podium also looked confused.

Wait a minute......

How did this plot become like this ♂♀?!! he just said that he wanted to be affectionate, he didn't say that it was going to come to this point?!

You guys are the plot of station s.,Don't post it here, hey!

Pity.

As the boy's true feelings were revealed, the people below began to share their own stories.

Someone has managed to win the goddess, even though the child has a different skin color......

Someone has obtained the qualification of companionship, although they will only look for him when they are in love......

Li Ergou: ???

Long.

The bell rings at the end of class.

The students left one after another, saying they had benefited a lot.

Li Ergou: ???

What have you studied?

He had only taught less than a tenth of the class he had recorded! However, the money in his hand told him that he had indeed taught a class!

He doesn't understand.

It's true.

Originally......

In this way, you can be an emotional mentor?!!

......

Li Ergou was very confused.

It's true.

In the past.

In his cognition, an emotional mentor, an emotional blogger, and an emotional big V is a very high-level existence, and he has become the current Li Ergou because of this.

Wholehearted.

Sincere.

Affectionate.

Until......

He himself has now become an emotional mentor.

He just found out, oh God, it turns out that any cat and dog can be a relationship mentor...... It turns out that any bad story can be ...... as long as you pour chicken soup

？？？

It's so confusing.

And then in this confusion, the popularity is getting higher and higher.

Even.

He also has another one today - senior counseling, which is expensive, and may be as good as his own ten-class counseling, just to enlighten the other party!!

He only found out at this time.

Oh......

It turns out that money is so easy to earn!

Originally......

You can make so much money by talking nonsense.

Afternoon.

Li Ergou came to the location as promised.

There.

in the room.

A young man sat there with a gloomy face, and he had never come out of the shadows when he heard that it was his beloved girl who had died because of him......

Thereupon.

Li Ergou downloaded a bunch of information from the Internet and began to pour chicken soup.

Man......

That's it, pouring chicken soup and beating chicken blood, maybe it's good. You can do it upside down, or even in.

In a word.

Chicken broth is good for taste.

It's just that what he didn't expect was that the other party was unmoved by these big truths, and he talked for two hours, but the other party was still depressed.

That's just this time.

Li Ergou realized one thing, this money is not so easy to earn.

But.

Never mind.

Li Ergou also checked the information two days ago, and there is also a transfer psychological method, which is to find a more perfect and beautiful target, so that the other party can get out of the psychological shadow.

It's actually quite simple.

It is said that the person that people like is generally a type, it's just who you meet first.

For example-

What he loves deeply is that all aspects are 5 points.

What if you gave him a 10-point goal in all areas?

Even if it is not the person he loves deeply, but in the face of such a better person, maybe he will be moved, perhaps, he will be less sad, perhaps......

A new relationship will begin.

Well......

No problem.

Thereupon.

Li Ergou took out a virtual photo.

He thought about it, the photos in reality are not easy to get, and he has never seen a few people with Alluring appearances, except for Lu Yan, Qiu Shuyi, Senior Sister Xiaobai, Zhou Yun, Miss Tian, Yang Liuer......

But.

These girls may all be Master's harem.

He's really not going to mess around.

It's also a problem in case the other party really catches up.

Well......

Thereupon.

Li Ergou thought about it for a long time, and wittily took a virtual photo!

Hehe.

How simple is it?

Recently, the dating software MM has launched such a function, called CAO, which only needs to change the face and simulate it to create a mysterious photo.

Although it's very cheating.

Well......

Who is the most beautiful at the moment?

Master!

So......

If......

Hey.

Li Ergou understood.

Thereupon.

When he put an almost perfect photograph in front of the young man, he clearly saw the excited eyes of the young man......

Tut.

Really.

Master's beauty is both male and female......

"Min'er!"

"This is a picture of Miss Min'er!"

The young man looked at Li Ergou excitedly, "How can you have a photo of Lu Min?"

"Lu Min?"

Li Ergou's body suddenly stiffened.

"Yes!"

The boy's eyes lit up with hope, "She's still alive, isn't she?"

"Woooooo

"Miss Min'er is really alive!"

The boy was excited.

“......”

"That. ”

Li Ergou wiped his sweat and flipped through the information of the teenager suddenly, because it was the first time he did this, he was so nervous that he didn't even look at the information of the teenager......

Oh.

Day.

Wang Xuan......