Today, Lin Lin got up very early for the first time, because today is June 18th, which is the wedding day of Versace, the object she has had a crush on for eight years.

As with all bloody drama episodes, she received an invitation!

It feels like the Chinese cabbage that has been so hard to irrigate is about to be arched by a pig!

She tried to make herself feel a little sad and sad, trying to think back to her past with Versace, and finally her nose began to feel sour when she thought of the scene where she threw him over her shoulder, "Ahh Shouldn't it? Auntie, I have loved him for so many years, and I don't feel heartache?

No, no, there must be something wrong, "Sizhe, Sizhe, why is the bride not me, why ......?"

Hearing Lin Lin's miserable howl, Li Mu, who was sitting in the living room watching the animal world, jumped up from the sofa, "Damn, it's not the New Year yet, who killed the pig?"

"Get out! Grandma's male god is getting married, and the bride is not me...... What's the point of my life!" Lin Lin's pear blossom with rain is really pitiful to me, but what the hell is that half of the onion on her bed?

"Hey, hey, hey, what about you, you're crying at night?"

Lin Lin grabbed the pillow and beckoned to Li Mu's face, "Get out......!" He...... Belch...... He's getting married!"

Lin Lin said intermittently, "What are you doing, the guy who hasn't even talked about love!"

Li Mu looked disdainful, "You haven't been in love! The old lady was a flower in the police academy back then!"

"Yo yo yo, it smells so big, but how is this vinegar spicy?"

Lin Lin quickly pulled the onion chop into the quilt, "It's expired......"

The third floor of the Pearl Hotel is decorated with golden splendor, and even the toilet of the toilet is plated with a thin layer of gold, which greatly caters to the vanity of the local tyrants.

Lin Lin, who wore high heels for the first time, walked crookedly to the corner of the third floor and sat down, her unchanging ponytail combed into wavy curls, a black dress dress, a light makeup, white high heels were thrown aside by her, rubbing her feet with both hands, and scolding at the corners of her mouth, "Damn, why do women have to wear high heels!"

At this time, a man wearing sunglasses passed in front of her, and one foot accidentally lifted Lin Lin's white high heels into the distance, "Hey, you got my shoes!" The man didn't seem to hear, and then kicked the white high heels again......

Lin Lin stood up from the ground angrily, "Hey, why are you like this!" But how is that back so familiar?" "Li Mu, you bastard! The old lady is going to kill you!"

"Bastard! I didn't give birth to a son, and I was hit by a car when I went out!" Lin Lin, who was wearing only one high heel, jumped up and down on the spot and scolded!

A hand patted her on the shoulder, "This young lady, are you alright?"

The voice ...... "Miss?"

Lin Lin didn't dare to look back at all, Versace turned to her, "Senior Sister Lin Lin?"

The corners of Lin Lin's mouth twitched, "Morning...... "It's really you!" I thought you'd come!" said Versace, "good...... Long time no see......" "By the way, ...... are you?"

Lin Lin scratched her hair in embarrassment, Versace saw that she only had shoes, and the other one was at the corner of the corridor, he was very gentlemanly to help Lin Lin pick up the high heels, "Are you playing with jumping grids?" Versace asked with a smile, Lin Lin was even more embarrassed, "Yes...... Oh, yes. ”

Versace couldn't help but laugh out loud, "Okay, hurry up and get in, the wedding is about to start." ”

Lin Lin can't wait to find a crack to get into, it's so embarrassing! It's all because of Li Mu, this bastard!

Looking at the number on the invitation, it is table three, and in the middle of the entire wedding scene, there are men and women on the table, but the atmosphere is slightly weird?

Seeing Li Mu's lewd smile, Lin Lin couldn't help but be angry, and tried to take a few deep breaths, calm down, calm down, go home and clean up this bastard!

A fat man at table three touched Li Mu with a lewd smile on his face, "Hey, buddy, do you know?" Li Mu showed a mouthful of small white teeth, "Maybe it's menstrual irregularity!"

Lin Lin pretended to be generous and sat down, but when she saw the number plate on the table, she was not calm, ex!

What the hell? When did the old lady become the predecessor of the senior brother? But, forget it, who made this girl love everyone.

One of Versace's former big-breasted sisters pouted and muttered: "This chin is made at a glance, and this eyebrow, this nose...... But the breasts ...... "beautiful women see beautiful women are not simply looking directly into each other's eyes, they will look at all the parts that each other women are proud of, breasts, faces, legs, and ......

Lin Lin endures no matter how endure, she must remain reserved and reserved.

Picking up a glass of red wine and just about to drink it, the fat man next to Li Mu shouted, "Slow! girl, it is not appropriate to drink alcohol during the menstrual period, especially if the menstrual period is not in ......."

Lin Lin squirted out a mouthful of wine, Li Mu reacted quickly, blocking the plate in front of him, and the fat man was miserable, his face was full of a mixture of wine and saliva, but he was not angry, this guy was very obscene and licked the wine on his lips with his tongue, and the corners of his mouth also made a "tsk" sound, and said solemnly: "Girl, your irregular life has caused endocrine disorders, take it with red dates, wolfberries and brown sugar, and you will be cured after half a year!"

Everyone blinked and looked at the fat man without speaking, Li Mu couldn't help laughing, "Dude, are you an old Chinese medicine doctor?"

The fat man nodded, "yes, this is my business card." "Yes, this guy didn't see Lin Lin's cannibalistic expression on the other side, and he didn't forget to advertise.

Looking at Li Mu's expression, Lin Lin gritted his teeth and slammed his high heels into the instep under his table, crushing them from time to time, but Li Mu's expression remained the same, and he still looked like he was underbeaten.

I don't believe it, Lin Lin raised his foot and stepped on it a few more times, Li Mu was still indifferent, but the fat man next to him jumped up all of a sudden, and let out a miserable howl like killing a pig.

"You...... How do you ......?"

The fat man looked at Lin Lin and said sneeringly: "My pain nerve is unresponsive!"

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The wedding march sounded at the right time, and the host's male duck voice followed, "Ladies and gentlemen, first of all, thank you for coming to the wedding of Mr. Versace and Ms. Wei Jiahui, and witness this sacred moment together.

When the host said the name Wei Jiahui, Lin Lin looked at Li Mu with some surprise, Wei Jiahui was the first school flower of the police academy, how could she fall in love with Li Mu, a pervert?

This is a wrongful classmate Li Mu, he only came here on the orders of the director, in short, he doesn't know anything.

The way the bride and groom appear is a little special, the groom Princess Versace walked slowly with the groom in his arms, he was handsome and chic, the jade tree was in the wind, and the air was lofty! Although he looked very thin, he was also vigorous in holding the bride.

The bride couldn't see her beautiful face with her veil on, but when Versace was holding the bride for a while, everyone smelled a strange smell, like rotten eggs mixed with a strong perfume smell.

When he walked in front of the priest, the priest couldn't help but cover his nose, Versace still didn't put the bride down, or maintained the posture of a princess, he nodded to the priest and signaled that the wedding would be carried out like this, and the priest would understand, "Mr. Versace, are you willing to marry Miss Wei Jiahui and love her young face to the point of white hair and wrinkles?"

Versace said firmly: "I do!"

The priest continued: "Miss Wei Jiahui, would you like to marry Monsieur Versace, who is holding you, and love him as you love yourself, and wash his stinky socks for the rest of your life?"

Thirty seconds later, an embarrassing scene appeared, the bride Wei Jiahui was still silent, and Versace looked at her dotingly, "I'm sorry, priest, she may be too nervous, please continue." ”

The priest seemed to be a perfectionist, and although he knew that it was just a passing motion, he shook his head, "You have to promise each other before the Lord, so that the Lord will bless you!" Miss Wei Jiahui, do you ......?" the priest continued to repeat.

The bride still didn't speak, the scene was embarrassing for a while, Versace gently put her down, took out the diamond ring and put it on the bride's left ring finger, and smiled: "Jiahui, you are naughty again!" As if to say that he is a wayward wife, the most embarrassing thing is Mr. Priest, this old man is standing there and walking is not staying!

Li Mu kicked Lin Lin, who was gulping wine, "Don't drink, stop me!"

Lin Lin shook him off, "Get out, I didn't see that my mother was sad!"

"I asked Mu Ba not to collect your underwear!" This trick really worked, and Lin Lin immediately put down the wine glass.

Versace gently lifted the bride open, and then kissed it deeply!

"Poof!" The fat man sitting next to Li Mu squirted out a mouthful of wine, and then, a scream as high as a pig was emitted from the scene!

The bride's face had begun to rot! Maggots crawled all over her face! Versace kissed affectionately as if she hadn't seen it, and the sky was dark!

The strange smell that emanated from her just now! It was the smell of rotting corpses!

The whole scene was in chaos! All kinds of screams and the sound of objects falling to the ground were constantly heard!

Lin Lin's face was already pale! She was staring at the stage with a dead eye! The priest was already stunned to the ground, and a stream of sassy yellow liquid flowed from between her legs! She finally knew why Li Mu was here! This was a murder case!

Li Mu ate the food on the table by himself as if he was nothing.

"You ......" Li Mu waved his hand, "Don't speak, let him stumble!"

Versace put his tongue into the bride's mouth and kissed it unpassionately! He also brought out a few maggots from time to time! He said to himself: "Jiahui, we are finally together! No one will be able to separate us in the future! You see, they must be jealous of us, it doesn't matter, they can leave......

Lin Lin couldn't help but vomit out of nausea anymore!

Versace looked at the only two left, Li Mu and Lin Lin, and said in surprise: "Why don't you leave?"

Li Mu nodded at him, "Your love is great!"

Versace raised his head proudly, "Of course! nothing can shake the love between me and Jiahui!"

Versace caressed the bride's face lovingly and tore off a large piece of carrion!"On this great day, allow my wife and I to improvise a waltz for everyone!

Li Mu didn't stop him, he made a gesture of please, and Versace bowed.

Lin Lin was still spitting up sour water, and all the food in her stomach had been vomited, it was so disgusting!

Versace has already started to dance, the standard preparatory form, even if the music is still a wedding march, he is like a dancer of the soul, sometimes fast and sometimes slow, even Li Mu, a layman who does not understand waltzing, is quite enjoyable to watch, and it can be seen that Versace's waltz has reached a certain professional level.

But this waltz is full of weirdness, the music is a wedding march, and the bride is a decomposing corpse!