In the past two days, there has been no progress in the case, and the puppet seems to have evaporated from the world after the cruel words on that day.

Li Mu is happy, at this moment he is leisurely sitting alone on the coast of Zhonghai City fishing, the fishing rod is a dry black bamboo, the fishing line is a red wool ball picked up from home, but there is no hook, the bare wool is so abruptly floating on the sea, after a while, the red wool line sank, Li Mu lifted the fishing rod, there was really a big fat fish fluttering there at the end of the line, the ball seemed to be really a delicacy, "Damn, this big stupid fish!"

Li Mu grabbed the big stupid fish and looked at it, "Little stupid fish, are you here to insult my IQ?"

Putting the fish back into the water, Li Mu began to squint his eyes and pretend to sleep again.

"I was on the side of the road and picked up a penny ......"

The phone rang at an inopportune time and interrupted Li Mu, who was sleepwalking, "Hey, I don't buy a house, I don't buy a car, I don't buy a daughter-in-law's ......."

He took the call as if it was a dead salesman.

"Brother Li Mu~"

"!" Li Mu almost didn't sink into the water, who else but Lin Lin had such an ugly voice.

"Speak to Lao Tzu!"

"Hmph, Li Mu, fuck off, hurry up and get the old lady back, otherwise I'll ......"

This was Lin Lin's normal tone.

"There's something to say, it's okay to hang up. ”

"That...... This..."

Li Mu hung up the phone and muttered, "Inexplicable~"

The phone rang again within half a minute of hanging up, it was still Lin Lin's, Li Mu picked it up impatiently, "Can you do me a favor?"

"Can't!"

Li Mu knew that Lin Lin was absolutely nothing good, except for how he wanted to squeeze himself.

Lin Lin on the other end of the phone was so angry that she smashed her phone, "Hang up the phone twice in a row! Hmph, poison your girl in the meal!"

However, when she dialed Li Mu's phone again, her tone was like this: "Li Mu, it's time for dinner, come back and eat, there is your favorite fish~"

The gentleness of her tone is enough to melt the ice and snow, but Li Mu is goosebumps fell to the ground, judging from her three consecutive phone calls, if she didn't promise this girl today, she would be able to annoy him to death.

"Okay, I'll be right back, don't talk to me like that again, goosebumps are falling to the ground. ”

Lin Lin angrily threw her phone on the sofa, "Hmph, who is rare!"

Put away the fishing rod and was about to go home, but the big stupid fish was still biting the fishing line, Li Mu scratched his head, "How much do you want to go home with me." ”

When Li Mu pushed open the door, the table was already full of sumptuous dinners, and the crow Muba, who had always been deeply favored by Lin Lin, had not been able to spoil these dinners, Lin Lin sat on the side with an apron and a gentle smile, and the hot rice steam in front of her made her look a little more beautiful.

Put the big stupid fish in the fish tank, Li Mu sat down at the dining table, the meal had been served by Lin Lin, Li Mu first glanced at Lin Lin with a smile on his face, and then picked up the rice as if he had made up his mind.

When the first bowl of rice was just finished, Lin Lin had already handed the second bowl to him, and what was even more strange was that the remaining rice grains at the corner of Li Mu's mouth were actually wiped off by Lin Lin with a paper towel, and the action was as gentle as a little daughter-in-law, but Li Mu only felt a feeling of skin contraction rushing from his toes to his scalp, and goosebumps rose up one by one.

This is not the end, just after wiping his mouth, a plate of cut fruit has been placed in front of Li Mu, "Eat some fruit after eating, it's good for your body." ”

Li Muhao didn't doubt that if he continued to consume it, Lin Lin would knock his legs.

couldn't help but shudder, "Okay, okay, if you have something to say, so I feel like you have something to do with me, okay, even if you have an intention for me, but, even if you get my body, you can't get my soul!"

When Lin Lin heard this, he threw the fruit plate aside, "Get out!"

"Ahem, let's talk about it, what's the matter, for the sake of your pretending to be gentle, it's also very hard. ”

Lin Lin gave him a blank look, well, he was about to be disgusted by himself just now.

"You have to make a few promises before you talk about this, otherwise I don't dare to guarantee that you will not have laxatives in your meals in the future, as well as those disgusting little videos on your computer, you have the right to remain silent, but every word you say will become evidence in court!"

Li Mu's mouth was open enough to swallow an elephant, "You...... You, you, you, you,

"Ga, the protest is invalid, the protest is invalid!" Muba chimed in.

Lin Lin took out an agreement-style paper out of nowhere, it seemed that the spirit of this girl's contract had penetrated into the bone marrow, she cleared her throat in a good manner, "Regarding the agreement between Li Mu and Lin Lin during the period of pretending to be an object:

Party A and Party B enter into this Agreement voluntarily, equally and fairly:

In order to deal with the inhumane forced marriage behavior of Party A's parents, Party A hires Party B as a temporary boyfriend and pays a certain amount of money as a salary (to ensure that Party B's meals in the future will not be laxatives), the following are the details of the agreement:

1. Party B shall obey Party A's requirements during the agreement!

2. Party A has the right of final termination, and Party B shall not be stalked!

3. If Party A has the right to increase the agreement items if necessary, Party B shall not intervene!"

What kind of agreement is this, it's a bully clause! It's also voluntary equality!

"I refuse!"

"Refusal is invalid!"

"Ga, the refusal is invalid, the refusal is invalid!" even Muba rebelled.

……

In the end, Li Mu still compromised, and with trembling hands, he signed his name on this agreement that lost power and humiliated the country.

"Anyway, those male colleagues of yours should be happy to serve in this matter, why did you choose me? I know, it must be the reason why I am too handsome. ”

"Cut, you ugly comparison, if it weren't for the fact that you have rough skin and thick flesh, you think I would be looking for you?"

"Damn, I think you just want to take possession of me openly with this broken agreement. ”

"I'm too lazy to talk to you, remember to be clever tomorrow, if you mess up, you'll die!"

"Don't worry, with my appearance, I will definitely satisfy my mother-in-law!"

"If you dare to talk so much in front of my mother, I won't spare you!

"I ......" When he said this, Li Mu's face suddenly turned the color of pig liver, pointing at Lin Lin and running to the bathroom without saying a word, this vicious woman actually put laxatives in the dishes!

As soon as he squatted on the toilet, Lin Lin's crazy laughter came from outside the bathroom, and what was even more sad was that Li Mu found that the paper was gone after solving it...... Gone......

This night, Li Mu pulled eight times, eight times!